Both the Li and Su families were very traditional.
For this wedding celebration, both families had done enough etiquette.
Gifts were sent, sedan chairs were sent, shoes were hidden, and the whole day was spent.
Now it was time for the joyous part of the tea ceremony and the wedding ceremony.
Thousands of people were watching the newlyweds.
Li Erpang was dressed like a chubby man. His groom's suit was tight, and there was a little red flower on his chest. Under the red flower, the word "groom" was written.
Su Xiaosu was wearing a small red wedding dress and a red veil on her head, which was a sharp contrast with Li Erpang's figure.
After solving Molly's problem, Irin finally arrived at the scene. He quietly blended into the crowd and approached.
He passed by the crowd and accidentally heard someone whispering in the crowd.
"Our country used to have a criminal law … Our country used to have a complete set of criminal law … Fat brother, you are really a criminal … Sigh … I wish you … legal happiness …"
Irin looked down and saw that it was Xing Fei, the minister of civil engineering.
It seemed that he still subconsciously retained his previous professional habits. While he wished the newlyweds, he did not forget to imagine what kind of law Li Erpang had broken and how many years he should eat in prison.
On the wedding stage that was built temporarily by Xing Fei's alchemy, there were still traces of refining on the surface. Li Erpang was in high spirits, and his face was red.
He hesitated, held the microphone, and spoke loudly to the crowd.
"I, burp, used to be like you, a single dog who can't leave his right hand!
"But today, I am married!
"Once, countless sleepless nights, I cried silently. In this relationship, I felt that I had boarded a pirate ship."
Hearing this, Su Xiaosu, who was wearing a red veil, silently clenched her fists and wondered if she should punch Li Erpang.
At this time, Irin had already walked to the front of the crowd. He came to the side of Li Changge, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Xu Anjing, Qian Duoduo, Ou Lele, Wang Gebi, Bai Runding, and the others. He asked curiously, "How much did this Fatso drink to dare to say such words?"
Li Changge looked like he was watching a good show. He smiled and said, "Not much. Before this, we secretly mixed wine in the water he drank. In total, he drank only five or six catties of pure wine."
"…"
Irin silently took a handful of melon seeds from the table next to her and continued to watch the show.
Li Erpang burped and continued, "But one day, my wife turned into an egg."
"At that time, I thought my wife was gone."
"I have mixed feelings. I'm happy and sad at the same time."
"What are you staring at? Do you think I don't dare to say it? Heh, what is there that Fat Lord doesn't dare to say ~ Burp ~ Who doesn't know that our Li family has always been led by men? "
When Fatty Li said this, Li Changshou's expression changed.
Li Kai silently drank a mouthful of tea. His eyes were focused on his nose, his nose was focused on his mouth, and his mouth was focused on his heart. He did not say anything.
"At that time, I was anxious." Li Erpang talked about the journey of his heart in front of everyone. "But I thought about it. I thought about it a lot, a lot, a lot. Countless times in the past, when we were in danger, who was the one who stood in front of Fat Lord? It was Brother Su. "
"Countless times when we were fighting monsters, who was the one who fought side by side with Fat Lord? It was Brother Su. "
"Once, when we were in the trial, we encountered something."
"We were all poisoned. What was f * cking ridiculous was that we only found one antidote. At that time, I thought that I might as well let Brother Su cure the poison and return the favor. I would die and be done with it. " Li Erpang indignantly pointed at the silent Su Xiaosu. "But she was not honest. She actually forced the antidote into my mouth."
"There was another time." Li Erpang counted with his fingers. "Brother Su and I were chased by thousands of monsters. Fat Lord, I kicked Brother Su off the city wall and let Brother Su run first. Fat Lord, I bravely brought up the rear. I didn't expect Brother Su to kick a hole in the city wall and come back in. Damn it, you really don't want to let Fat Lord be a hero for once, right?"
Countless guests below burst into laughter.
"Fat Lord, I can no longer differentiate between what is owed and what is owed." Li Erpang wiped his eyes and grinned. His expression was ugly but sincere. "When Brother Su turned into an egg, I made up my mind to die with her."
Some of the sentimental girls below were secretly wiping their tears.
Some of the male apostles jeered. "You didn't lose anything now!"
Among them, Xing Fei jeered the loudest. "Li Erpang, you are really good at torture!"
"You are a man who can be handcuffed!"
"Brother Fatty is awesome!"
"True love, true love!"
"Pregnant on the spot!"
Hearing the commotion below, Li Erpang laughed and said, "Today, Fat Lord, I, am getting married! Everyone knows that our lives are filled with blood on the knife's edge. We are in a precarious situation! Therefore, I, Lord Fatty, am not going to be vulgar today and talk about being together forever. That's not realistic! "
"Fat Lord, I will only say one sentence. Burp ~ Just one sentence! If Su Xiaosu lives, I, Li Erpang, will live. If Su Xiaosu dies, I, Li Erpang, will die! "
Su Xiaosu's tightly clenched fists finally relaxed.
Li Erpang was once unwillingly forced to get married. However, during this period of time, before Su Xiaosu's transformation, Li Erpang untied the knot in his heart and saw through the world of mortals. Su Xiaosu also responded to Li Erpang's wish. This was a wonderful thing.
Irin smiled silently, carefully enjoying this rare joy and warmth.
After the groom spoke, it was time to serve tea. Su Zhe said with a straight face, "Are you sure you will be the one calling the shots in the future?"
"Father ~"
Under the red veil, Su Xiaosu said calmly with a baby voice, "I will try my best to be the one calling the shots."
As she spoke, Su Xiaosu raised her fist.
Li Erpang was only focused on serving tea to his father.
Su Zhe generously gave him a red packet with a maximum of 500DP.
This was the last of his assets, almost all of it had been taken.
Finally, it was time to throw the embroidered ball.
Su Xiaosu held the embroidered ball with her back facing the crowd, ready to throw it out.
Although Li Erpang drank a lot, he was not drunk. He suddenly remembered that Su Xiaosu was no longer an ordinary person. He quickly reminded her in a low voice, "Wife, take it easy, take it easy."
But before Li Erpang could finish his reminder, Su Xiaosu had already thrown the embroidered ball made by Irin, made of [Rare] Item Cards, into the sky.
Whoosh — —
The embroidered ball made a sound like a rocket taking off. It flew in a straight line and became a small dot in the sunset.
"Hmm? The embroidered ball hasn't been thrown yet? "
Irin was eating melon seeds when she suddenly remembered this and quickly left.
Thousands of people were watching the live broadcast, staring at the sky. They wanted to wait for the embroidered ball, but after waiting for half a minute, there was still no sign of the embroidered ball. They guessed that Su Xiaosu must have thrown it out of the encampment. They had no choice but to go through the next step and sit down.
Li Su's wedding banquet, there were 500 tables. It was more than enough.
The people present were all old foxes. They all sat down according to their predetermined positions. Some jumped high, some swung the embroidered ball, and everyone showed off their skills.
But before the banquet was full, Xu Anjing, who had the best eyesight, suddenly pointed to the sky and said excitedly, "The embroidered ball is falling!"
Thousands of people gasped in unison.
Not to mention the meaning of the embroidered ball, it was said that there were dozens of Rare equipment strung on it. Who wouldn't want to fight for it?
Wouldn't it be stupid to not fight for it?
"Hmph!"
Xing Fei had been waiting for a long time. He slammed his palms on the ground and stepped on a giant dragon made of mud. He rushed to the sky and took the initiative to gain control of the air.
"Naive!"
Wang Gebi smiled and shot an air cannon in the direction of the embroidered ball. Anyway, the Rare equipment couldn't be destroyed before it was materialized. He couldn't care less.
"Watch me!"
Qian Duoduo raised his finger and a huge one ton weight pressed the embroidered ball to the ground.
"Hehehe, sword, come!"
Li Changge revealed a casual smile. He put his hands behind his back and his suit moved without wind. Countless long swords could be seen shuttling back and forth in the air. The others couldn't tell if the flying swords were real or fake. They were all frightened and hurriedly dodged.
In an instant, the apostles in the sky above Haiting City showed off their abilities and crazily fought for the embroidered ball.
The apostles who didn't have the ability to fight in the air could only watch the lights and shadows in the sky. They couldn't help but feel bitter.
Oda Wu was restless in her seat. Actually, she also wanted to fight for the embroidered ball.
But in her hands, there was no such thing as mercy. Once she attacked, it would either be killed or injured.
In the end, Oda Wu sighed with a cold face and gave up the idea of fighting for it.
But, she really wanted it …
"Pata!"
Pan Zhengyi was smiling foolishly the entire time. The embroidered ball seemed to have been passed around by a drum. After shaking for a long time, it inexplicably landed in front of Old Pan.
Xiao Chuer, who had been watching Pan Zhengyi since before the competition for the embroidered ball started, suddenly came out. A strand of spider silk swung into the air, and then a spider web tied up many people. One of the strands of spider silk pulled the embroidered ball to the corner where she was.
"Hehehe, I know I gambled, but I gambled right! Do you know what it means to plan and then act? This is what it means to plan and then act! This batch of Rare equipment … Bah, this embroidered ball, I'm definitely going to get it! "
F * ck.
When Ning You saw that Xiao Chuer, who he had been thinking about, had snatched the embroidered ball, he hurriedly activated his ability and made the ground collapse. Instantly, those who were about to make a move were all trapped in the mud and couldn't move.
"F * ck, there's a spy!"
"There's a traitor among us!"
"Damn it, damn it!"
"There's something going on, there's something going on!"
"He's already helped us to this extent, do you think it's something that can be settled with just one thing?"
After a seemingly serious but not very serious competition, Xiao Chuer made use of her special ability to stand out and snatch the embroidered ball.
However, just as she was about to grab the embroidered ball with a smile.
The specially made embroidered ball that was strung with dozens of Rare level cards …
It exploded.
Red powder was scattered all over Xiao Chuer's face.
In the end …
After the chaos, thousands of people could finally have a meal.
Their competition also avoided the dining table. Finally, no one had to go through the wedding banquet with an empty stomach.
Xiao Chuer's face was red and could not be wiped off. She could only wear this exaggerated makeup and sit next to Ning You, gorging on the food to vent the hatred in her heart.
She did not know that this embroidered ball was specially made by President Irin. She thought that it was Li Erpang's prank and secretly made a note of it.
In the future, whenever she had the chance, she would definitely whisper to Su Xiaosu that Li Erpang was not harassing her in private and so on, so that Su Xiaosu could beat that damn Fatso to death.
Half of the thousands of people from the Apocalypse Guild were drunk.
Irin hid at the side and was the most sober. He noticed that even the spies from the other guilds seemed to be having a lot of fun at the wedding banquet today. They did not look like spies at all.
"This batch of spies is not professional."
Irin sighed. In the festive atmosphere, he closed a magic book and returned to the Snow Mountain Base.
Strolling in the snow, in the empty dormitory area, a beautiful figure wearing a thin cotton coat quietly stretched out her hand towards the moon, as if she was feeling the coldness of the moonlight.
Irin was silent for a moment in the distance. Ling Yiyi, who was looking up at the sky, suddenly looked twenty meters away in Irin's direction and smiled.
"Did you have fun?"
Irin did not know if it was because of the cold in the Cold Winter District, but a faint chill came out of his heart.
"Yes."
Irin did not show anything on his face. He chuckled and walked forward, standing side by side with Ling Yiyi.
The atmosphere fell into silence.
After Ling Yiyi finished asking, she continued to look up, squinted her eyes, and felt the faint light of the bright moon.
"How much can your eyes see now?"
Irin had a gentle smile on his face, but behind Ling Yiyi, his hand was like a knife, quickly cutting towards the back of Ling Yiyi's neck.
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