At Li Changge's villa.
Every time he came, Li Erpang couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.
His taste was simply indescribable.
But forget it.
People's tastes couldn't be generalized.
Just like Su Ge and Lolita, some liked some, some liked some … Who the hell would like Su Ge's style!
Li Erpang inexplicably flipped a table in his mind. He carefully avoided everyone's gaze and slipped into Li Changge's villa.
After all, they were in the same city.
In the "Zhang Huichun Incident", they could be considered comrades who had struggled together in the same ditch.
They were colleagues.
They occasionally interacted in private, but they weren't familiar with each other.
After all, Li Changge took on advertisements, movies, did promotions, and met with fans on a daily basis. He was very busy.
After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense. He quickly took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard. He spread his chubby hands in front of him and said, "Where are the things? Where are the things?"
Li Changge looked puzzled. "I say, Fat Bro, why did you wrap yourself up like this? Are there enemies chasing after you? "
Li Erpang heard this and trembled all over. He quickly shook his head. "You don't understand. It's scarier than an enemy."
"Oh."
Li Changge responded and didn't say anything else.
In the Zhang Huichun Incident, Li Erpang eventually burned out his fat and lost his precious body fat.
However, after tirelessly overeating for a month, Li Erpang's belly had once again begun to show signs of growth, which was worthy of celebration.
"Wait a minute."
Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge. "Let me confirm something first … Su Ge, ah no, Sister Su, she didn't look for you, right?"
Li Changge's expression was dumbfounded. His acting skills were off the charts. "You mean Su Xiaosu? The 1.99 meter tall Su Xiaosu? She looked for me? Why is she looking for me for no reason? It's not like you don't know that there are only two kinds of people who can meet me, Li Changge. "
“？”
"Men and female fans."
"Understood."
Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely relieved.
He chuckled and suppressed his excitement. Rubbing his palms, he asked, "Where is it?"
"I really don't understand you guys. What's so good about this thing?"
"What do you know? Do you believe that I can buy your villa with the limited edition figurines on the wall?"
Li Changge shook his head, but he still took out a card from his storage space and crushed it.
When Li Erpang saw Li Changge's actions, his eyes instantly widened and his breathing quickened. "Wait a minute, this is … a prop? He actually brought it out from the 'inside'? How is that possible? "
Li Changge smiled mysteriously.
He crushed the card.
An exquisite badge with gorgeous colors and curves appeared in Li Changge's hands.
On the badge, there was a lifelike little loli. Her face was bashful, and she was extremely beautiful.
Li Erpang's hands trembled as he felt the badge floating in his hands. He suddenly realized, "No wonder I've never seen this character before. It's a prop from the 'inside'! This workmanship is not bad! It's so lifelike. It's the best, the best! It's really the best! Slurp. "
At this moment.
Li Erpang's hand touched Alice on the badge. The badge suddenly lit up and a shadow emerged from the badge.
In the blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and little Fatso, a 1: 1 translucent figure appeared out of thin air.
"Hello everyone, I'm Alice. I'm very happy to be friends with you!"
Li Erpang and Li Changge were stunned.
In the void.
The little loli Alice turned left three times, right three times, twisting here and there.
Li Changge didn't expect that this [Alice Chibi Commemorative Badge] would have such an effect.
He was really envious.
But after watching for a while, Li Changge also came back to his senses.
This wasn't a spirit weapon.
It was just a shadow.
Alice's movements were limited, and her lines were very rigid. It was far from being as lifelike as his real mother and son spirit.
Thinking of this, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious.
Fatty Li tried his best to widen his squinted eyes, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's shadow clearly.
"This thing … is perfect! I'll pay, ah no, this is a prop … I'll pay DP, how much do you want? Just say a price, it's not too outrageous. "
Ah, this?
It can be exchanged for death points?
This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.
But this thing … it's only ornamental value. It's useless.
Thinking of this, Li Changge silently extended three fingers.
He hesitated for a while before he thought of this reasonable price.
300DP, it shouldn't be too outrageous.
"Deal!"
Li Erpang slapped his thigh.
He didn't even care about the price and decisively sent out a trade request.
I, Li Erpang, send the money!
The trade was completed.
Li Changge silently counted the money.
Ah no, he was counting death points.
Suddenly.
Li Changge's whole body trembled.
Behind him, golden special effects lit up with clanging sounds.
It was like a golden rain that filled the sky. It was incomparably gorgeous.
Li Erpang's eyes were instantly stung by the golden light behind Li Changge. He couldn't help but curse, "F * ck! You brat, why are you using special effects for no reason? I can't even see my baby Alice clearly! "
Li Changge heard this.
Meng, he was too rash.
He hurriedly collected his emotions and used all his strength to hold back the fifty cents special effects like holding back feces.
Although this skill was passive, Li Changge was getting more and more familiar with it. To a certain extent, as long as his emotions didn't collapse, he could barely control it freely.
Li Erpang played with the badge over and over again. He was very satisfied.
He didn't lose out this time.
Li Changge was dumbfounded.
After he recovered from his stupor, he was ecstatic.
Three, three, three thousand points!
Li Erpang actually gave him 3000DP!
It turned out that the unfathomable pointing of one's finger had this kind of imaginative function?
In the future, if he couldn't solve a problem, he could try it with his finger?
Wonderful!
Li Changge's heart was blooming with joy.
The special effects of chrysanthemum flowers appeared behind him. The light was restrained, but the flowers bloomed brilliantly.
However, Li Changge finally remembered his "plan".
He didn't indulge in this illusory joy and couldn't extricate himself.
"But this thing looks ordinary."
Li Changge revealed an expression of "you haven't seen the world".
Li Erpang chuckled. Naturally, he wouldn't lower himself to Li Changge's level. He only said, "You brat, you know nothing."
"Cough, cough."
Li Changge coughed twice and pretended to be profound. "Unfortunately, I originally had a big treasure …"
"Hmm? There's more? "
When Li Erpang heard this, his attention slightly shifted away from Alice, who was twisting and turning around.
"Yes, a big treasure."
"Really?"
Li Erpang felt a little strange.
"Hehe, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge lifted his bangs and smiled faintly. "My current foundation is not something you can imagine. In the inner world, I went through fire and water, calculated all the mysteries of heaven, and obtained an unimaginable treasure. "
"What the f * ck? So fast? "
Although Li Erpang still didn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge was too pretentious. However, the [Alice Chibi Commemorative Badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, this experienced fat otaku, feel a little itch in his heart. It was the kind of itch that he couldn't scratch.
"If you don't believe me, you can go and take a look."
"Look?" Li Erpang was stunned.
"The treasure is too big and too awesome. I was afraid that others would be jealous, so I hid it in the basement."
"This … is not good, right?"
Li Erpang pretended to refuse. After all, Li Changge said that it was an awesome treasure. Li Erpang still pretended to refuse.
"It doesn't matter. We are good friends! Although the treasure is good, to be honest, it doesn't suit my style. "
Li Erpang didn't believe it.
But in the end, he still followed Li Changge curiously to the basement.
As the old saying goes: Curiosity can kill the cat.
But who knows, it might be able to kill little Fatso.
"Wow! Your place is not bad! "
"Wow! This bed was at least two and a half meters long! You have everything in your basement! "
Li Erpang looked at the layout of the basement and exclaimed from time to time.
"My sleeping posture is bad, cough cough, my sleeping posture is bad."
Li Changge quickly explained.
"Wait a minute, where is the big treasure you mentioned?"
Li Erpang naturally wouldn't linger on that boring bed for too long.
After all, it had nothing to do with him.
"Here."
Li Changge pointed to the corner.
In the corner, there was a piece of pitch-black cloth that covered something.
It was two meters tall.
Two meters …
Li Erpang instantly thought of Sister Su's 1.99 meters height. She was like a shadow that covered the sky and earth. He suddenly felt his chrysanthemum shrink and his hands trembled. This had become a conditioned reflex.
But after thinking about it, it didn't seem right.
The "big treasure" under the black cloth was angular. It didn't look like a person.
Could it be …
Li Erpang quickly walked forward.
He didn't notice that Li Changge secretly breathed a sigh of relief behind him. He chuckled and tiptoed back.
Li Erpang was full of anticipation and lifted the canvas.
In an instant.
A two-meter tall black mech appeared in front of Li Erpang.
Just as he imagined, the mech was angular and sharp. It was covered with spikes and emitted a murderous aura.
There were two huge tires on the mech's shoulders.
The mech was made of an unknown material. Under the light, it shone with a cold light.
Li Erpang was instantly stunned. "The workmanship of this figurine is perfect!"
"Look at the material, the joint structure, the details … Tsk tsk tsk."
Li Erpang gently stroked the paint of the mech. Feeling the coldness from his fingers, he was so emotional that he almost drooled.
If such a domineering and huge figurine were to be placed in the room …
Just thinking about it made him excited!
It was perfect!
If it was exposed to the public, it would cause an unprecedented earthquake in the otaku circle!
Wait a minute.
Which company produced this?
Where was the logo?
Where was the logo?
Where was it?
Li Erpang walked around the "huge model" a few times and forgot about the cute Alice.
He didn't notice.
The light in the basement dimmed a little.
He also didn't notice that at some point in time, the basement was filled with a pleasant fragrance.
It was faintly discernible …
Smoke filled the air …
Ah, the fragrance assailed his nostrils …
Why was this figurine so fragrant?
Whoosh.
Just as Li Erpang was touching the figurine's head.
A coquettish voice came from the figurine's head.
"Oh, damn it. I can't hold it in anymore."
"Your hand, stop touching it. As a gentleman, I won't allow you to do such indecent things to me. "
"Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hand!"
Li Erpang was dumbfounded.
Ah?
Could it speak?
Click, click, click.
The "model" suddenly moved.
It saw Li Erpang standing there in a daze.
It smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."
"My name is Nightmare. I'm an elegant gentleman."
"Excuse me, do you have wine?"
"Oh, I have a story."
Such a coquettish robot was unheard of.
Were the AIs nowadays deliberately made to have such a taste?
Why did he feel that when the model in front of him moved, it always seemed to be breathing out the smell of alcohol?
No.
Li Erpang's legs went soft.
Only then did he realize that in addition to the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.
Ah, his heart was beating faster.
What was going on?
Was it because of this perfect model that his heart was beating faster?
Thump, thump, thump, thump.
Was this love?
Click.
The door to the bathroom opened.
Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.
…
…
Upstairs.
Li Changge felt a little uneasy.
"It won't kill anyone, right?"
Irin estimated that the [Indescribable Rosemary] had taken effect. He stretched out his hand and put away Nightmare, who kept talking coquettishly, through the void.
Thinking of Nightmare's translation, Irin was speechless.
The AllSpark Origin Fragment was indeed a troublesome item.
Sitting on this kind of mount always made Irin feel a little strange.
Let's not think about it for now.
Irin directly pressed Nightmare back.
"It shouldn't be," Irin said.
But in fact, he was not very sure. Thinking about it carefully, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu's strength was not much different. It should be a stalemate situation. It should not kill anyone.
Dong!
Suddenly.
The ground suddenly shook.
Li Changge was shocked.
Boom!
There was a loud noise from below.
Li Changge was shocked again.
Bang bang bang bang —
The noise was continuous.
The entire villa shook slightly. Every time it moved, it would hit, and every time it hit, it would move again.
Li Changge's face was sad. "Are you sure?"
Irin was silent.
Another ten seconds later.
In the basement, a solemn and stirring roar that carried traces of shyness actually traveled into the ears of the two people despite the layers of obstacles.
"Brother Su! I'm going to fight you today! Burn! Fat! "
Pa pa pa pa pa —
Dong dong dong dong dong —
The ground seemed to be hammered by a pile driver.
Li Changge: "…"
Irin: "…"
"It's done."
Irin finally completed the side mission.
He received the epic-level mission reward.
If the mission reward was not so tempting, and it was paid in advance, Irin really did not want to get involved in other people's marriage.
But now it seemed.
— Perfect.
Little Fatso was no longer single.
"Boss, you call this done?"
Even Li Changge could not help complaining.
He began to worry.
Don't get me wrong. He was not worried about little Fatso.
He was worried about his villa.
If they continued to shake like this, he wondered if the villa would collapse because of them.
Of course, Li Changge was worried too much.
Although the noise of the two fighting in the basement was very scary.
Little Fatso could not even beat them. He even used Burn! Fat! This was the last trump card.
But the apostles had not been unlocked. This little movement was not enough to make a villa that cost a lot of money to build collapse on the spot. Unless the two of them went all out.
Irin originally planned to set up Fatso and Su Xiaosu, the couple, and then quietly leave Huating to do good deeds without leaving a name.
But thinking about it carefully.
He was a little worried that Li Erpang would not know what to do after the fight. If he was too excited and lost control of his emotions, he would kill Li Changge by mistake. That would be a pity.
Irin silently looked at Li Changge and decided to stay to deal with the aftermath.
By the way, Irin dialed a number.
"It's done."
A gentle and elegant voice came from the other side of the phone. "Sorry to trouble you."
"No need. Congratulations. "
"Congratulations to you too."
Li Changge was very curious. "Boss, who are you calling?"
"Haha."
Irin just smiled and did not explain.
Half an hour later.
Dong dong dong dong —
Da da da da —
Pa pa pa pa —
The fight continued.
After a full half hour without any rest, Li Changge was used to this kind of rhythm. Bored to death, he took out a card and happily played with it in his hand.
"What did Su Xiaosu give you as a reward?"
Irin asked casually.
"Hehehehe —" Li Changge's face was full of arrogance as he laughed cheekily. That expression made Irin have the urge to punch Li Changge to death.
"Secret, secret, big secret."
Li Changge originally wanted to show off his new equipment in front of Irin. But after thinking about it, he resisted this impulse.
But in the end, he couldn't resist and kept Irin in suspense. "Boss, to tell you the truth, I, Li Changge, am invincible!"
Irin: "?"
This kid was too full of himself.
Forget it.
Since Li Changge didn't want to say, Irin didn't force himself to continue asking.
The two of them were bored to death for another half an hour.
The commotion below had finally come to a stop.
Irin and Li Changge looked at each other.
Li Changge: "It's done?"
Irin: "Maybe?"
Suddenly.
A voice, with three parts mournful, three parts sullen, three parts angry, and one part deeply hidden pleasure, once again penetrated the heavy obstacles and slowly echoed in the villa.
"F * ck, ahhhhhhh —"
It was Li Erpang's voice.
Irin was now certain. He nodded. "Yes, it's done."
Ten minutes later.
The haggard Fatso staggered out of the basement.
His eyes were lifeless.
His eye sockets were sunken.
After a fierce battle, Li Erpang was so thin that he didn't even look human.
Of course, it was actually the aftereffect of the skill. His fat was gone.
He walked a few steps and hit the wall with a bang. Li Erpang instantly made a hole in the wall.
The corner of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.
But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul. He didn't even know that he had hit the wall. He changed direction and walked toward the hall.
"Be careful, f * ck, my renovation is expensive."
Li Changge saw Li Erpang bumping around and finally couldn't help but remind him.
Little Fatso, who was in a daze, finally came back to his senses.
He followed the source of the voice and looked at Li Changge blankly.
His eyes became brighter and brighter.
Then.
"F * ck! Li Changge, you f * cking bastard, you actually tricked Fat Lord! "
Li Erpang suddenly exploded. After a whole hour of torment, he squeezed out the last of his strength from somewhere and pounced on Li Changge. He pressed him on the sofa and punched and kicked him.
Irin had quietly activated [Pursuing Shadow] when Li Erpang came out.
Although the effect of the skill wasn't particularly good in broad daylight.
But Li Changge, this flashy guy, was like a light bulb not far away. Li Erpang, who was in low spirits, didn't see Irin at all and directly pounced on Li Changge.
"F * ck you for tricking me! F * ck you for scheming! "
"I'm gone! Ahhhhh …"
"Give me back a bright and heroic life!"
"You f * cking gave me back a loli dream with a light body and a soft body!"
"You f * cking destroyed my dream!"
"I want you to sh * t without a burial place! Boohoo … "
Bang, thump, tch, pia, ah, oh, boohoo …
All kinds of sounds converged into a symphony-like chapter …
It was very pleasing to the ear.
Irin took a sip of tea.
It was still warm.
He knew what was going on.
Although Li Changge was being beaten up until he was howling, his voice sounded full of energy. His life points shouldn't be dropping too fast.
If Li Erpang really wanted to kill, Li Changge would probably be killed in one move without being on guard. He wouldn't be able to scream at all.
Although this little Fatso was angry, for some reason, he didn't completely lose his mind and still had his bottom line.
So Irin was very calm.
Ten minutes later.
Irin had finished drinking his tea.
Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten up, Irin didn't have the nerve to ask Li Changge to take some time to brew another pot of tea. He simply waited quietly.
Finally.
Li Erpang finished venting once again.
He got up from Li Changge's body and saw Irin calmly drinking tea at the side. His expression suddenly froze.
"When did you come?"
"Just now."
"Oh."
Li Erpang responded. He was a little unsatisfied. He was hesitating whether to rest for a while before beating Li Changge again.
Li Changge got up with a bloody nose and a swollen face. He cried: "Boss, how can you just watch me get beaten up!"
Irin seriously corrected Li Changge's faulty wording: "I didn't watch you get beaten up. I didn't watch at all."
Li Changge: "…"
Li Erpang heard.
He smacked his lips and tasted something.
His narrowed eyes were so small that his eyeballs couldn't be seen clearly. As he pondered, crow's feet squeezed out from the corners of his eyes.
"Could it be you?"
Irin smiled: "What do you mean?"
"F * ck!"
Li Erpang instantly exploded. The anger that he had just vented surged up again. He was ready to give Irin a heavy punch.
Irin reminded him: "Let me remind you, don't force me to make a move."
Li Erpang: "…"
A moment later.
The three of them sat down again and chatted.
Li Changge rubbed his face with a sorrowful expression. He quickly ordered the most expensive facial masks and skincare products on his phone at the fastest speed.
His face was his capital to establish himself in the world. He couldn't be careless.
Li Erpang looked at Irin.
His feelings were complicated.
I have a vulgar sentence, but I don't know if I should say it.
But when he thought of Irin's strength, Li Erpang decided to swallow the words in his heart and just treat it as a fart.
Li Erpang always felt that this kid was unfathomable and had a sinister personality. Look, he lost his dreams because of him. It was very miserable.
But what was done was done. The rice had been cooked, and it had been cooked. After Li Erpang weighed the pros and cons, he decided to temporarily suppress the thought of giving Irin a heavy punch.
Anyway, didn't he beat up Li Changge?
Beating up anyone was the same.
He had vented his anger.
Thinking of this and comforting himself, little Fatso felt much better.
"What benefits did Su Bro give you? I'll give you double … No, I'll give you triple, okay? What can't be discussed? Huh?! Do you have to hurt my feelings? "
Li Erpang was heartbroken. Every time he thought of the experience in that hour, he was so angry that he couldn't breathe.
Irin thought for a while and said: "Let's be honest. You really can't give her double the benefits, let alone triple it."
"F * ck!"
Li Erpang understood that Su Xiaosu had put in a lot of effort to capture him.
Even someone as sinister as Irin had decided to use such a method that would offend others. It was obvious that the price Su Xiaosu had paid was beyond imagination.
"I was too careless!"
If he had known this would happen, he would have given Irin some benefits in advance so that he wouldn't help Su Xiaosu.
"I was careless!"
He should have known. With Su Xiaosu's connections, the number of people who could help her could be counted on one hand.
"I regret it!"
As Fatty Li thought about it, tears silently flowed down his cheeks.
Irin saw little Fatso squatting on the sofa dejectedly and comforted him: "Actually, it's not that bad."
Li Erpang was even angrier when he heard this: "My dreams are gone, and you're telling me not to be pessimistic?"
In every fat otaku's heart, there was a hidden dream of having a loli!
The dream was gone!
How could he not be pessimistic?
As the old saying goes, "Without dreams, what's the difference between you and a salted fish?"
"Isn't Su Xiaosu strong?"
"She's strong, but …"
"Isn't Su Xiaosu's voice nice?"
"It's nice, but …"
"Isn't Su Xiaosu's personality good?"
"It's nice to have a good personality, but …"
"Don't you feel comfortable?"
"It's nice, but … what the f * ck?" Li Erpang almost couldn't react as he asked and answered: "This isn't a question of whether it's nice or not! Wait a minute, I'm not f * cking thinking about this problem, okay? "
Isn't it nice to be nice?
Isn't it obvious that he's just saying something bad? ,
Irin was too lazy to expose him. He chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For 'us', a simple love story is a luxury that we can only dream of. It's hard to find a partner who can accompany you for a long time. Cherish it. "
In the end, Irin thought for a moment and added: "You'll thank me in the future."
When he said this, he thought of himself.
But Li Erpang's face instantly turned green.
But he couldn't flare up.
I'll thank you!
"No!"
When Li Erpang saw that Irin was about to leave, he suddenly came to his senses. I can't f * cking do it, I can run!
Since Su Xiaosu hasn't recovered yet, would I be stupid if I don't run?
Hmph, you're underestimating me, Li Erpang!
When Li Erpang thought of this, he stepped over the slow Irin and rushed out of the door.
Li Changge lay on the sofa and rubbed his bruised face. He looked at little Fatso's back and said coldly: "Scumbag. Scumbag! "
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch —"
Li Changge's face twitched and he howled in pain again as his muscles tore at his wound.
Back to little Fatso.
He felt that escaping this time was more exciting than escaping from the trial.
Li Erpang tiptoed.
He was afraid that if he made too much noise, it would pass through the ground and reach the basement and disturb the terrifying creature that was 1.9 meters tall.
Five meters.
Four meters.
Three meters.
Two meters.
Li Erpang understood.
He had to run to the ends of the earth.
As long as he ran fast enough, no matter how tall or strong Su Xiaosu was, she wouldn't be able to catch up.
"So smart!"
Li Erpang silently praised himself for his intelligence.
He arrived!
Li Erpang was excited and opened the door of the villa.
Suddenly.
From all directions of Li Erpang, countless respectful voices gathered together. It felt like people were coming from all directions.
"Congratulations to Master Er Pang and Madam for tying the knot!"
"I wish Master and Madam everlasting!"
"A match made in heaven!"
"Give birth to a child soon!"
"A house full of children and grandchildren!"
No one knew when.
Countless black cars surrounded Li Changge's villa, making it impenetrable.
In order to prevent Second Fatty Li from escaping, hundreds of subordinates of the Li family, who were wearing black suits and sunglasses, had already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and three times outside.
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble —
The sound of propellers rotating came from above.
Li Erpang looked up.
He saw a group of armed helicopters hovering at a low altitude. They were even in a neat formation in the air, patrolling in fancy patterns. They had a panoramic view of the villa's surroundings without any blind spots.
When Li Erpang saw this, how could he not understand?
His vision turned black and little Fatso completely fainted.
[Side Mission: Capture little Fatso. Mission completed!]
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