Rub your sister!
In your dreams!
Irin shook her head. If not for the fact that this woman was familiar with Tortuga Island and had extensive connections, Irin would have left long ago.
"I want to apply for leave!"
"Burp ~" Ruth burped. "Then can you help this sister add some hot water?"
Irin clenched her fists and resisted the urge to give this repulsive woman … … 'Calamity Haunting'. She then silently walked out to boil the water.
Ten minutes later.
Irin carried a bucket of hot water as she walked in. With practiced movements, she poured it into Ruth's bathtub.
Ruth revealed a bitter expression. "Are you sure you don't want to help this sister scrub her back?"
Irin: "..."
"Ai, this sister is old and her memory isn't good. What did you say you were going to treat me to?"
"I want to apply for leave."
"What for?"
"I want to apply for leave."
"What for?"
"... I want to help you scrub your back."
"Be good ~ how many days do you want? Also, don't forget, you have signed a contract with your fingerprint. If you dare to run, you will be wanted. En … … right there … … use more strength … … en ~ ah ~ "
Irin silently used a towel to scrub Ruth's back. Hearing Ruth's strange moans, Irin's heart remained unperturbed.
There shouldn't be a problem with her sexual orientation right?
Irin pondered over the effects of role-playing on her as she casually replied. "Two days, I have some matters to attend to."
"These two days because … … en, there will be more pirates on the island. Don't let those filthy bastards … … ah ~"
Suddenly, Ruth's tone turned high-pitched.
"Isn't it just a back scrub? Lady boss, there's something wrong with you … … "
"Hehe, you don't understand. Fine, two days it is. Your salary will be deducted. However, if you accompany this sister to take a bath, perhaps this sister will be in a good mood and give you a raise? Hmm? "
Ruth abruptly turned around and stood up from the wooden tub, splashing water everywhere.
There was no one behind her.
"Fuc … … kkk! Where is he? "
Water: "..."
...
After leaving the lady boss's boudoir.
Irin washed her hands and thought of the strange Lady Boss. She could not help but sigh. "Why do women make things difficult for other women?"
As for the so-called contract, Irin did not feel any psychological burden when she pressed her finger on it.
Anyway, it was "Elizabeth Ling" who signed the contract. What did it have to do with him, the Irin?
Well, it didn't matter at all.
Although no one would wander around in the dark at night, Irin still activated "Shadow Stalking" to be safe. She sneaked into the darkness and quietly came to the port.
The harbor was filled with ships of different sizes.
Some of the ships were weather-beaten, some had experienced cannon fire, some were tattered, and some were slightly swaying in the waves …
Hmm? There were even some ships where the clear and melodious cries of birds could be faintly heard from their cabins. They were rhythmic, and they rippled on the surface of the sea. It was faintly discernible, and it sounded extremely smug.
— — So there were ships with their own sound effects as well.
In short, all the ships had different characteristics. The only similarity was that on the masts of the ships that were docked in the harbor, there were pitch-black skull flags that fluttered in the wind.
Irin stood at the side and looked at the densely packed skull flags in front of him. He could not help but hesitate.
"There are so many ships. Which one should I choose?"
In the darkness, Irin squinted his eyes and carefully observed.
Irin could not tell if a ship was good or not. However, he could still tell if it was domineering from the outside. There were not many traces of cannon fire on the ship.
After all, some pirate ships were full of holes, and the wooden planks were uneven. He did not need to guess to know that this kind of ship was not fast enough. That was why it was bombarded time and time again.
"Eh?"
Irin suddenly found a target.
It was a medium-sized three-masted sailboat with a one-eyed pirate flag hanging on it. Faint lights were projected from the boat, flickering like fireflies in the dark night.
The bow of the ship was like a lifelike beauty. Near the bow of the ship, the ship's name was engraved.
— — "QUEEN."
"The Queen."
Irin wagged his finger. "Bingo, it's you."
… …
… …
On the Queen.
Several stinking drunken pirates were sprawled haphazardly on the deck.
If it was during normal times, such lazy behavior would definitely result in the captain and chief mate lashing out with small leather whips.
However, tonight was different. Most of the pirates on the ship were seizing this rare opportunity to openly sneak into Tortuga Island, known as the 'Pirate's Paradise', to seek their own pleasures.
Of course, most of them went to find one or several beautiful women who fell in love with him at first sight. They would have a passionate love that was only for one night. Then, in the way of pirates, they would leave a few silver coins in a free and easy manner. They would wave their hands and bid farewell without leaving a cloud behind.
A true pirate's heart would forever yearn for the sea and freedom.
Of course, women, treasures and rum were also very important.
A pirate hugged a few empty rum bottles and leaned against the side of a wooden barrel, mumbling nonsense.
"Ah, my Mary, Emma, Angelina, An Jolie darling … … hiccup ~"
At another corner of the deck.
The pirates were lying in a circle, deep in slumber.
Only the captain's cabin on the deck was faintly illuminated by a light. It was as though some odd overlapping patterns were reflected on the windows.
At times, it would form the word 'Da', at other times, it would form the word 'Gong', and at other times, it would form the word 'H'. It was extremely bizarre.
No one noticed that within the darkness, a slightly short figure wearing a neat and proper black tuxedo silently stepped onto the deck. He walked quietly on the deck.
"May I ask, is your captain here?"
"… …"
"May I ask, is your captain here?"
"… …"
"May I ask, is your captain here?"
"Hiccup ~ Stop fooling around! This daddy is busy dating Mary! "
The drunken pirate didn't even open his eyelids, and only gave a vague reply.
"Hmm? Very well, it's you. "
Irin searched one round, and finally found a pirate who wasn't completely drunk, and could still barely communicate with him.
So he condensed a psychokinetic palm and slapped the pirate's face fiercely.
Irin was afraid of dirtying his hands if he slapped the greasy and dirty skin himself.
Slap, slap, slap, slap.
"Wuwuwu … …"
Slap, slap, slap, slap.
“？？？？”
Finally.
Before he was slapped to death, the pirate opened his eyes in confusion. He didn't know if it was because he drank too much, but he felt a burning pain on his face, and an unfamiliar figure appeared in front of him.
Puzzled, he shook the wine bottle in his hand, which he hadn't had time to release. It was empty.
"Hey! I drank a little too much today! This wine is really tasty! "
Suddenly.
A cold knife was gently pressed against his neck.
The unfamiliar figure in front of him calmly said a sentence in an androgynous tone, "Now, I want to rob this ship."
Hiss — —
In an instant, the male pirate sobered up. He looked down at the knife on his neck and smiled coldly, "You dare to rob our Queen? Do you know how many people on this ship — — "
Rumble.
Rumble.
Rumble.
The pirate who had sobered up a little, experienced in hundreds of battles, instantly drew up a perfect counterattack plan in his mind.
He could first say a few harsh words, and the opponent would definitely be distracted for a moment. Then, with his experience in hundreds of battles, he would suddenly use the sea monster's tail, and then the angry turtle's head, and then he would pull out the knife from his belt. He would be able to complete this earth-shattering counterattack.
And at this moment.
Rumble.
One ball-shaped object after another rolled out of the darkness in an eerie manner.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
"… …"
The pirate did not continue to count, because from the fifth ball onwards, he had already identified what those few spherical objects were.
Those were … … the heads of the brothers who drank rum with him not long ago!
"Talk, talk!"
The pirate instantly recognized the situation, and the thought of counterattacking disappeared. He smiled embarrassedly and raised his hands high.
Five minutes later.
Charlie, who was the only survivor on the Queen's deck, after a few minutes of friendly communication with Irin, he unreservedly revealed all the information of their respected captain's birth, height, weight, measurements, hobbies, and other information. He didn't dare to hide anything.
Since there was a "curse" in this world, it shouldn't be as simple as it looked on the surface.
After Irin asked about the relevant information of the Queen's captain in detail, he temporarily ignored Charlie and silently walked to the captain's room.
The silhouette in the captain's room was still changing into various difficult shapes. Irin didn't say anything and directly pushed the door open.
"F * ck … … kkk?"
A figure with a body like Su Xiaosu's was exuding a terrifying murderous aura. At first glance, it was obvious that he wasn't a good person.
"Oh? You actually dare to sneak in after seeing my, Andre's, flag … … Hehe, the rats nowadays are really bold … … "
The man who called himself the awesome Andre had already noticed Irin's presence the moment Irin pushed the door open. He didn't hesitate to stop the movement between his legs and quickly pulled out a ferocious ghost head broadsword from his side.
"Heh … … Your attributes aren't weak."
Before entering the room, Irin had already sensed the layout of the room. Although he didn't deliberately activate Shadow Following, to be able to sense the arrival of danger in such an intense situation, he was indeed not a weakling.
"Damn pirate! I'm going to hang your scrawny corpse on the bow of the ship and feed it to the seagulls! "
Andre suddenly roared. With one hand, he skillfully rolled up the blanket to cover his bare buttocks. With the other hand, he swung the ghost head broadsword at Irin.
"From this moment on, let the world feel pain."
After Irin skillfully said a line that made Andre dumbfounded, Blood Jasmine turned into countless sharp blood threads and shot towards Andre's head.
[Received + 88 chaos points!]
The moment Andre died, an auspicious number popped up in front of Irin.
Irin conveniently activated [Bloodthirsty Disaster] and absorbed Andre's life into [Blood Will] and stored it.
When he saw the value of Andre's "life" on the apostle panel, the expression behind the mask froze.
[Blood Will Level 1] (+ 1.9)
With [Bloodthirsty Disaster] only absorbing 20% of the total value of strength, agility, and intelligence, Captain Andre's three measurements were as high as 9.5.
It was only slightly lower than Xiao Yang's when he died.
"A normal captain in this world is already able to touch the floor of an apostle … …"
Irin lowered his head and pondered.
At this moment, the three naked figures on the bed, two in white and one in black, finally reacted and let out a rhythmic cry of surprise.
"Ah — — Ah! Oh — — "
"If you scream again, I'll kill you."
After Irin, who was wearing the [Smiling Face] mask, turned Captain Andre's head into a pile, in the eyes of the three women, he was an even scarier villain than Andre. They were so scared that their eyes widened and they didn't dare to move at all.
The three of them stuffed their hands into their mouths and blocked it very firmly. Not a single decibel of sound leaked out. It was as if they had been trained for a long time and were extraordinary.
"Very good."
The cabin instantly quieted down. Irin nodded in satisfaction and began to deal with the aftermath.
Killing people and looting corpses without leaving a name was a good habit.
… …
[Excellent Ghost Head Blade]
[Grade] Normal
[Durability] 344500
[Effect] Strength + 0.3
[Description] Click to view details.
"… …"
It was indeed terrifying.
At first, Irin thought that it was at least a rare grade or above. He didn't expect it to be so … normal.
Irin didn't turn the equipment into a card in front of the three black and white pairs.
In fact.
He didn't let down his guard against the three black and white pairs. His psychokinetic tentacles were always in a state of alert around him.
After all, in this role-playing story mode, anyone could be an "apostle".
If there were some old bastards hiding among the three black and white pairs, then they would really fail miserably.
"It seems like something is missing … if the lady boss is right … Oh! I got it! "
Irin lowered his head and found a worn-out hat from the pile of lace clothes on the ground.
The hat was made of leather. The leather had long faded and weathered. It was obvious that it was a relic from a certain era.
The moment Irin got the hat, the attributes appeared in front of his eyes.
… …
[Worn-Out Captain's Hat]
[Grade] None
[Description] Click to view details.
… …
As expected.
When Irin was working at the lady boss' tavern, he accidentally heard some pirates mention that they wanted to team up to kill the captain and steal the captain's hat.
At that time, Irin suspected that the captain's identity was the key to triggering the story.
After all, after being in this world for so long, Irin hadn't received a mission prompt from the "tower."
In other words, this trial in the inner world couldn't wait. He had to take a step to proceed.
Otherwise, it was very likely that he would be exhausted to death in this world.
Irin used his psychokinetic perception to search the cabin inside and out three times.
He didn't even let go of the pockets of the clothes on the ground.
After confirming that he didn't miss anything, Irin looked at the three black and white pairs on the bed again.
"You're still not leaving?"
Yi Lin's words caused the three of them to be shocked, their expressions astonished.
After all, in their hearts, someone who could easily kill a ruthless pirate like Captain Andre must be more terrifying than Captain Andre.
"Hehe, hurry up and take your clothes and get out … before I regret it."
Only then did the three black and white pairs wake up from their dream. They didn't even bother to put on their clothes carefully. They hurriedly covered their bodies and rushed out of the door. They were afraid that the terrifying pirate in front of them would be unhappy and change his mind to kill them.
Andre's death caught everyone off guard, and the way he died was too miserable. They couldn't help but imagine that Yi Lin was an existence even more terrifying than Andre.
As for why they didn't put on their clothes before leaving …
Irin sympathized with them.
The women in this world had to wear one set of clothes after another. Irin could empathize with this kind of pain.
After the three of them left.
Irin casually turned the [Excellent Ghost Blade] into a card and stuffed it into the storage space.
"This hat … it's a bit ugly, and it doesn't match the clothes I'm wearing. Do I have to get a set of pirate clothes?"
"Also, this tattered captain's hat doesn't have the appearance effect of a gentleman's hat that won't fall off. If I wear the captain's hat, when the wind blows, it's very likely that my troublesome long hair will be exposed … or should I shave my hair short?"
"If I shave my hair, it's very likely that there will be fewer choices for the plot in the future."
Irin muttered to herself. She looked down at the pile of tattered clothes that Andre happily took off but never had the chance to wear again. She instantly dismissed this stupid idea.
— She would rather die than wear it.
"Hey, wait a minute."
Irin suddenly remembered something.
There were no restrictions on the appearance of extras. After all, it was only used to increase the coolness. If she guessed correctly …
Irin quietly took off the [Gentleman's Hat That Won't Fall Off] while there was no one around, revealing her beautiful hair.
But this was not important.
"Oh, only children make choices."
After Irin turned the [Gentleman's Hat That Won't Fall Off] back into a card, she gently touched the two cards together with the [Tattered Captain's Hat].
A prompt quickly appeared in front of her eyes.
…
[Detected the existence of item cards that can be fused. "Gentleman's Hat That Won't Fall Off", "Tattered Captain's Hat" … The fusion result is unknown. The fusion process cannot be reversed. Do you want to fuse?]
[Yes no?]
Irin smiled.
Cough cough.
No, I almost got it wrong.
Yi Lin stopped smiling and pondered for a moment. There shouldn't be any strange consequences when fusing with this kind of Pay-To-Win equipment. Anyway, it was just the appearance. No matter how bad it was, it shouldn't be dirtier or uglier than this hat.
Thinking about this, Irin decisively pressed "Yes".
Hehe, he wouldn't make the same mistake as Mo Rendi.
In a faint light, the two item cards in Irin's hand disintegrated. The light scattered and then gathered in front of Irin to form a brand new card.
On the front of the card, there was a black gentleman's hat. On the top of the hat, there was a scarlet skull pattern. The skull's eyes seemed to have some kind of magic, faintly revealing an evil light.
In the blink of an eye, the skull pattern on the card became a normal skull again. There was nothing special about it.
…
[Gentleman's Hat That Won't Fall Off]
[Grade] None
[Soul Bind] Irin
[Description] Click to view details.
…
You want to save face?
You like to act cool?
I didn't expect you to be like this, Andre.
Yi Lin flipped the new card over and over to admire it for a while. After crushing it, he slowly put on a gentleman's hat that was as black as ink on his head.
The moment Irin put on the hat, he suddenly felt that somewhere in this world, or rather somewhere in this space, there seemed to be an invisible gaze that fell on him without any warning.
Or rather, it fell on the scarlet skull on his hat.
"Hmm?"
The feeling of being watched made Irin frown after putting on the hat. At the same time, he spread his telekinesis to the extreme, but unfortunately, he didn't find anything special.
"Is it an illusion?"
It shouldn't be from the tower.
After all, as an apostle, he shouldn't be unfamiliar with the will of the tower.
Or was it some kind of power that existed in this world?
This was a cursed world.
Irin didn't have time to think more.
Because a few seconds after he put on the skull gentleman hat, a warm notification from "Tower" appeared in front of his eyes.
In order to avoid being tricked, Irin read the notification word by word. He didn't let go of any word traps. Irin was very familiar with this.
…
[Welcome to the magical Caribbean Sea.]
[Congratulations, you have finally become a rookie captain.]
[However, this is just the beginning.]
[On this magical sea, there are navies, pirates, treasures, mysteries, ghosts, and …]
“？”
[Their existence may be beyond your imagination.]
[But don't be afraid. Generally speaking, as a brave pirate or a brave navier, you won't easily die on this magical sea.]
[Hmm? Maybe, maybe?]
“？？”
[This is a game, a game that you can't imagine.]
[Gather your crew and conquer this sea, conquer …]
“？？？”
The text paused for a while.
Irin felt that the description of the tower was a bit strange this time.
It always gave Irin a feeling that he wanted to say something but didn't.
It seemed that there were things that he wanted to say but couldn't say. This made Irin pay more attention.
But there was no other way. Tower couldn't say the hint, and Irin couldn't choke Tower's neck and make the will say it.
Finally …
[Main Mission One: Successfully join the "Pirate" or "Navier" camp and sail into the Caribbean Sea. Note: The choice of camp will affect the subsequent main mission. Please choose carefully. Mission Reward: Unknown. Time Limit: Unknown.]
[Unlocked "Captain's Panel"!]
[Obtained the profession "Pirate Captain." Unlocked the temporary profession talent "Captain's Insight." Note: When the captain's identity is stripped, this skill will disappear.]
"Hmm? There are actually different camps? "
Irin was a little surprised.
First, role-playing …
Story mode …
Then there were different camps?
Yi Lin had already memorized every single word of the Tower's plot hints in her heart.
"In other words, it's not enough to wear the hat and become a captain. I have to sail the ship into the Caribbean Sea to complete the first main mission?"
Irin lowered his head and pondered.
"The technology in this world is backward. There's no AI assistance, no automatic navigation, and no sea chart positioning. One person can't sail a pirate ship. It seems that it's just like what I speculated at the beginning. I have to gather a ship's crew to sail the 'Queen.'"
"Well, as the first main mission, the difficulty shouldn't be too high."
Irin was relieved.
It seemed that after accepting the main mission just now, he also unlocked a captain's panel.
Yi Lin smiled and called out in his heart, summoning the Captain's Panel in front of him.
“？”
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