Haiting City.
Under the Goddess Tower.
Li Changge was in high spirits.
He stood with his hands behind his back.
It was as though he was invincible.
The low-level apostles could not do anything to Li Changge as he wore the batsuit that resembled a tortoise shell.
In addition, Li Changge was an experienced actor with a certain level of ancient martial arts foundation. Although he was not strong, with the help of the epic equipment, Li Changge's attributes were slightly higher than the other apostles'.
Coupled with the messy special effects, he was able to withstand one or two waves of attacks from the apostles.
Li Changge became more and more courageous as he fought. His face was flushed red as he closed his legs and punched out. It was as though the universe was collapsing.
The special effects were so realistic that even though the apostles knew it was fake, they could not help but be shocked by the realistic special effects.
Was there no end to these f * cking special effects?
Finally … someone was angry!
Ka.
Suddenly.
Just as Li Changge was about to prepare a new wave of special effects and once again launch a heavy punch at the demons in front of him …
Suddenly, he heard a cracking sound beside his ear.
It was as though something … had quietly broken the sound effect.
“？”
Li Changge was not bothered by it.
His mouth twitched.
No one noticed that under the bandages, he had a devilish and arrogant smile.
Swoosh!
The special effects were everywhere!
Peach blossoms were blooming!
Stars were rolling in!
I am Li Changge!
I am Li Changge, the super cool and awesome guy. Wahahaha!
Ka ka ka.
Just as Li Changge's nose was in the air and his whole body was filled with a sense of smugness, he heard a series of strange crackling sounds.
“？”
Suddenly.
Among the apostles who had been busy beating up Li Changge's tortoise shell, one of them had sharp eyes and could not help but say this.
"Eh? This f * cking equipment seems to have cracked? "
Cracked?
Li Changge was slightly taken aback when he heard this.
How dare you trick me?
Do you really think I am stupid?
Do you think I will believe you?
Ka ka ka ka ka.
This time, as the number of attacks on his body increased, Li Changge discovered that the cracking sounds in his ears were getting clearer and clearer. It was clearly not an illusion.
Hence, Li Changge's mind was filled with question marks. As he punched and kicked the crowd, he took a look at the Epic Equipment's Attributes.
There seemed to be some changes in one of them.
Durability: 123000
“！”
Durability!
"Epic Equipment actually has Durability?!"
How could there be such an illogical setting?
Wasn't it supposed to be a divine artifact?
Didn't they say it was epic?
In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the [Bat Battle Suit] on his body was covered with fine cracks. It was like a fragile glass that would break with a touch.
“！！！”
"Wait!"
Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, stretched out his hand and shouted.
The group of low-level apostles were stunned for a few seconds by Li Changge's sudden loud voice. All kinds of attacks actually stopped for a moment.
Everyone slowly typed out a question mark at the same time.
Of course, they were not Li Changge. These question marks were all filled in by their imagination without any special effects.
Li Changge smiled coldly.
It was very cold.
Just like his mood at the moment.
"Emotions … emotions … acting … acting … you are Li Changge, you are an actor …"
Li Changge was brewing his emotions. His emotions were gradually filling up.
Suddenly.
Someone broke the silence.
Everyone's ears were filled with a sorrowful and heroic music. They were immersed in the background music. It was as if they were witnessing a martyr, braving the risk of death, resolutely stepping onto the battlefield, and then returning home wrapped in a gorgeous shroud … Ah, what a chilling background music …
"Did you all hear that?"
"So sad …"
"Why do I feel that this music sounds like someone will die heroically?"
"…"
Li Changge suddenly raised his head and swept his cold gaze across the crowd.
"Before you attack, let's make this clear. You all must … not hit my face. "
"F * ck!"
When everyone heard that, how could they not react? Li Changge's tortoise shell was on the verge of shattering. Hence, they all stood up and greeted Li Changge with all kinds of weapons and fists.
Crackle, crackle.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Pa, pa, pa, pa.
Pu, pu, pu, pu.
Li Changge was instantly drowned in the angry crowd and could not extricate himself.
"Aiyo, what the f * ck!"
"Didn't you say not to hit my face?"
"What the f * ck? You still want to hit my face? "
Li Changge wanted to cry but had no tears. Just now, the [Bat Battle Suit] on his body was completely shattered.
It directly became a non-elemental equipment.
Everyone was fooled by Li Changge for an entire night. They were already filled with anger and did not hold back at all. They attacked wherever they pleased.
In the blink of an eye, there were countless footprints on Li Changge's body, especially on the left and right sides of his face.
"You all are f * cking slapping my face again?!"
Li Changge was also angry.
He saw his life points dropping rapidly in just a few seconds. If this continued, he would most likely be beaten to death by this group of crazy and vengeful apostles.
Wait a minute.
Li Changge suddenly remembered that other than Irin's brocade pouch, the narrow-eyed Fatso gave him something else before he left.
Li Changge did not care so much at this moment. After all, he had used all his trump cards and blocked this group of apostles outside the Goddess Pagoda for so long. He was almost at the end of his rope. At this moment, even if Li Erpang gave him a pile of sh * t, Li Changge would not hesitate to use it as a life-saving straw.
After all, he had no other choice.
Li Changge endured all kinds of attacks. He gritted his teeth and took out Li Erpang's card from the storage dimension.
Then, without looking at it, he crushed it.
In an instant, the power of the card turned into five rays of light and condensed into five mysterious shapes above Li Changge's head. They slowly circled in a mysterious orbit.
Just as the five mysterious items appeared above Li Changge's head.
In the three inner and three outer circles, the apostles who were beating Li Changge in the innermost circle suddenly smelled an earth-shattering stench.
This stench was appalling. It was simply insane.
"What the f * ck!"
"Which brother is farting? Please come out and let us beat you to death."
"Who accidentally dropped sh * t on their pants!"
Among the apostles, because of the sudden stench, the originally neat formation that was beating Li Changge quickly scattered and escaped from the center of the "stench".
Li Changge was suddenly … stunned.
Wait a minute.
He was just casually thinking about it. He didn't expect that the last thing that Li Erpang stuffed into his hand … was actually sh * t!
And there was more than one!
How terrifying!
No wonder that damn Fatso had a look of disgust and disgust after stuffing him with the card!
So that was it!
At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From the top of his head, there was a … no, it was five layers of stench.
It was like the legendary stinky tofu that was placed in socks that hadn't been washed for a few months and then stored in a cellar for ten years. The smell that was emitted after the jar was opened again.
It was simply … heartless!
…
[Tracking Sh * t]
[Grade] Rare
[Effect] Click to view details.
[Description] Click to view details.
…
Li Changge wanted to cry but had no tears.
At this moment, he actually had the urge to beat the squinted eyes Fatso to death.
Because of that stench, not to mention others, even he couldn't stand it.
To be precise, as long as it was a lifeform with a normal sense of smell, they couldn't stand this stench.
Wait a minute.
Couldn't stand it?
Li Changge was stunned.
He suddenly reacted.
When Li Changge raised his head again, he once again let out a gloomy smile.
Everyone else stared at the five mysterious objects on Li Changge's head in bewilderment. Suddenly, someone couldn't help but shout, "Wait! Don't forget! This is fake! It's all fake! "
That's right!
That makes sense!
Everyone else agreed.
This guy had been showing off for the whole night and was almost fooled by his realistic special effects.
So, after everyone was forced to retreat by the stench, they were ready to attack again and beat up Li Changge again.
Li Changge smiled slightly.
Calm and collected.
Of course, wrapped in gauze, no one could distinguish Li Changge's unfathomable smile.
But this wasn't important.
As long as Li Changge revealed this kind of smile, it meant ….. he had a sense of immersion. This meant that his emotions were about to surge.
"Piece of shit! Quick! "
Li Changge's eyes shot out two rays of light like lightning, instantly pointing at the apostle who shouted the loudest just now.
Whoosh — —
That mysterious object, in an instant, flew out from Li Changge's head like lightning, heading straight for the target that Li Changge had locked onto.
Even if they knew that it was a "special effect", but seeing a disgusting object flying straight at their face, no matter who it was, they would be shocked. Even if they knew that it was a special effect, no one dared to bet on this one in ten thousand chance.
Perhaps, this kind of attack was more terrifying than any other weapon.
Even if it didn't kill ….. it would destroy the heart!
Pa.
Suddenly.
That poor unlucky apostle just had time to run two steps, but Li Changge's "attack" was faster, directly landing on the unlucky apostle's face.
The other apostles didn't care if it was real or fake. Seeing this scene, their stomachs churned and they immediately distanced themselves from that unlucky apostle.
The unlucky apostle was dumbfounded.
He suddenly cried out in despair, "I, I, I am poisoned! My life points are dropping rapidly! This is real ….. shit!! "
Once these words came out!
The whole world was shocked!
How terrifying!
Even if it was death, no one wanted to be hit on the face like this.
But Li Changge's eyes turned red, his heart was filled with the joy of revenge. After all, at this moment, he only felt a burning pain on his face, he didn't know if his face was disfigured under the attacks of those bastards.
Li Changge's heart roared crazily.
Since you dared to hit my face, I, Li Changge, will definitely make you — —
Shit without a place to be buried!
Li Changge didn't hesitate, directly chose another four unlucky apostles, and threw the spinning pieces of shit on their heads one after another.
Xiu xiu xiu xiu — —
At the same time, another four apostles' faces were hit by the indescribable things.
It was too terrifying!
"The shit on his head is gone!"
At this time, some of the smarter apostles who had been hiding behind others, trying their best not to be seen by Li Changge, saw that the pieces of shit on Li Changge's head were finally finished, they were overjoyed as if they saw the light of hope in the midst of despair.
But.
Li Changge smiled coldly.
Closing his eyes.
His emotions had long been brewing to the extreme.
The moment Li Changge reopened his eyes.
Behind him, like a peacock spreading its tail, lumps of indescribable things appeared out of thin air, scattered everywhere, like locusts passing through.
In an instant, everyone's face suddenly changed.
— — Their faces were pale.
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