He looked up.
The young man suddenly found that the sky was covered by a large shadow.
Ah.
It was a majestic pectoralis major.
Wait a minute.
What the hell are pectoralis major?
The young man trembled and raised his head a little more in disbelief until his neck hurt.
A face with delicate facial features that could still be vaguely distinguished was stuck high above the "iron tower."
“！”
Click click click.
It was the sound effect of suddenly petrifying.
…
Su Xiaosu's expression was blank.
She had seen this kind of reaction too many times.
Well, it didn't matter.
She silently took out her phone and flipped to a photo that was so clear that she could see the pores.
The photo was of a chubby face. His eyes were so small that they couldn't be seen. The fat on his cheeks squeezed out a happy arc.
"Excuse me, have you seen this person before? He may be a little thinner than in the photo, but his eyes can't be wrong. They're narrowed to slits. "
"Excuse me, have you seen him before?"
Su Xiaosu tried to use the most gentle and elegant tone.
When outside, one had to convince people with reason.
Whether it was physics or reason.
— It was all reason.
The young man trembled.
His legs were weak.
Su Xiaosu lowered her head. The area covered by the shadow increased a lot.
She patiently repeated the question. "Have you seen this agile squint-eyed Fatso?"
"I, I, I …" The young man's face was pale.
His lips were trembling, but he finally reacted.
"Mom! I want to go home — "
He turned around and ran.
Su Xiaosu sighed.
She silently reached out and picked up the innocent young man who was about to turn around and run home.
The kind where two fingers lightly held the collar of his shirt.
"Have you seen this agile squint-eyed Fatso?"
Su Xiaosu's tone was gentle as she asked patiently.
"I'm a reasonable woman. Generally speaking, I won't use violence. Don't worry."
…
…
Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Time: 18: 30.
It was dusk.
In the distance.
Countless metal wreckage floated on the sea.
The oil stains on the surface of the sea in the distance reflected seven-colored rays of light under the sunlight. They were like pieces of rainbow-like robes that reflected each other in the sky.
"Well, the scenery of coastal cities is indeed unique."
Irin squinted his eyes and looked into the distance. He was in a good mood.
Right at this moment.
The Brand of Death on Irin's chest vibrated slightly.
This time, Li Erpang no longer hesitated to send a text message. Instead, he directly sent a voice call.
"Can I make a move?"
Irin looked at the time. After thinking for a moment, he said to Li Erpang, "19: 00."
"Wait, are you sure it'll work? Are you trying to trick me again? "
Fatty Li's tone was still a little uncertain.
Irin really wanted to say that.
Be more confident and remove the question mark.
But Irin thought about it carefully. In order to increase the success rate of the plan, he had to appease little Fatso's emotions.
"What era is it now?"
Li Erpang was stunned. "2121?"
Irin chuckled. "Yes, it's already 2121. Are you still worried that this plan won't succeed? If you don't believe me, take a look at Haiting City's BBS. I just accidentally found a few interesting posts. "
Haiting City's BBS?
What did that mean?
What did this plan have to do with Haiting City's BBS?
But out of a little trust in Irin and Li Erpang's own curiosity, he still opened Haiting City's BBS.
It didn't matter if he didn't read it.
Li Erpang immediately became nervous.
…
[Female Barbie King Kong in our city's Zhongzhu District!]
[A real crossdresser in Zhongzhu District has appeared. There are pictures to prove the truth!]
[Be careful with the pictures!]
[Crossdresser convinces people with reason. He's looking for an agile Fatso with squinted eyes!]
[Selling sunflower seeds and soda in the front row. Details the little secret between the agile Fatso with squinted eyes and the crossdresser!]
[Crossdresser is crying on the streets. This … is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?]
…
Irin calculated the time and guessed that Li Erpang, who was slightly nervous, would have finished reading the posts. She smiled and sent a "silly smile" emoji.
"Look, this is the era of advanced technology. Nothing is impossible. Believe in yourself and believe in the plan."
"I really believe in you!"
Li Erpang squeezed out a sad tear from the corner of his eye. He put away his phone with mixed feelings.
At this time, Li Erpang heard a song around him.
It was an advertisement for eye drops that combined the classical style of music.
"Don't ask me who I am ~"
"Please face me ~"
"Look at the tears flowing from the corner of my eyes ~"
"I'm not different from you ~"
"But my heart is easier to break ~"
…
"…"
"Also, if you do that later, she might not be able to recognize you. Calm down."
Li Erpang thought about it. It seemed to be true. Not to mention that his fat level was far lower than when he was in Gotham City. Moreover … if he did that later?
With this thought, Li Erpang silently swallowed his sad tears and temporarily ignored Su Xiaosu.
Anyway, Haiting City was so big and filled with people. He might not be able to meet her, right?
Li Erpang finally put his mind back on the next step of the plan.
"Okay, I'll believe you this time. This time, don't screw me over like you did in Gotham City."
Irin corrected him seriously. "The person who screwed you over in Gotham City was Pan Zhengyi."
"F * ck!"
Li Erpang instantly remembered what happened in Gotham City. He wanted to beat that damn Pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.
Irin looked at the time again.
After arguing with Er Pang for a while, he wasted another ten minutes.
He temporarily hung up the call with Li Erpang.
He contacted Ou Lele.
"Lele, are you ready to turn off the city's surveillance system? Haiting City's surveillance system is more advanced, you know. "
"Don't call me Lele, my name is Ou Lele!" Ou Lele muttered unhappily. Then, he asked anxiously, "Are you sure we can do this? What if something happens … "
"Don't worry, I'll inform Zhao Yulong."
"Hmm? When did this happen? "Ou Lele heard this and could not help but be stunned.
This is such a big matter, how come I, Ou Lele, don't know about it?
Yi Lin: "It'll be later."
Ou Lele: "???"
…
【18:55】。
Irin silently looked at Zhao Yulong's profile picture.
"Forget it, I'll report it later."
Cough cough.
Irin sat in the corner.
Overlooking the city.
There was a bucket of popcorn by his feet.
There were also two cups of hand-made coffee.
The night was long, he had to make some preparations.
It was now the second day of this mandatory reality mission.
If everything went well, it could be solved tonight.
If it did not go well … it would not be surprising.
Irin looked at the time again.
Irin began to command remotely.
"Student Er Pang, Student Er Pang, please take your position!"
Student Er Pang: "… Kakakakaka."
"In position?"
"F * ck! I'm ready! "
Li Erpang said vaguely, as if he was gnawing on something.
Irin slowly typed a question mark, but didn't care.
So he didn't ask much.
"Student Ou Lele, Student Ou Lele, please take your position!"
Ou Lele's voice seemed to be suppressing the excitement that could not be concealed. "Ou Lele is in position!"
Click.
The minute hand turned.
Irin smiled slightly. "Show Time."
…
…
【19:00】。
Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Night fell.
People came and went.
It was bustling.
For the bustling Haiting City, at this time, the lively nightlife had just begun.
Li Erpang finished a large bag of chicken drumsticks on time.
Although it was synthetic high-quality protein, compared to the original fried chicken drumsticks in Gotham City, Li Erpang always felt that it was a little lacking.
"Ah, the original is still better."
Li Erpang took out the synthetic chicken bones and threw them into the trash bag.
He suddenly realized that this was not Gotham.
There was no need to farm crime points.
So Li Erpang picked up the trash and threw it into the smart trash can.
The moment the smart trash can "ate" the trash, it made a voice as sweet as Maria Ozawa's synthesized voice. "Thank you for feeding me! Kiss! "
"…"
Li Erpang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.
Go away, who would be happy! Hahaha!
Buzz buzz buzz —
The monitoring equipment above his head suddenly made a slight electric current noise.
To be precise, it should be all the monitoring equipment in the city that made different degrees of noise at the same time.
— Useless.
“OK！”
Li Erpang hid in the alley and slowly took out the equipment that he had prepared in advance from the storage space.
While he felt a little uneasy, he also felt a crazy sense of pleasure.
As an apostle, he was too well-behaved in the real world.
Go go go!
Who's afraid of who!
Who's afraid of who!
…
…
"Eh? Look quickly. What's that? "
"Are they shooting a movie?"
"That's not right, there are no cameras around?"
"Are you stupid, I heard that the latest mini tracking camera has been released. The purpose is to fully mobilize the emotions of the actors and strive to shoot the most realistic effect …"
"666, is that true?"
"…"
He had a sturdy figure.
He silently appeared in the crowded Pudong District of Haiting City.
His lower body … was normal.
However, on that person's head, he was wearing a funny bunny headgear with big eyes. Two dark holes were gouged out where the eyes should be, and the two pink ears of the bunny stood up high, giving off a cute feeling.
Although the rabbit looked a little fat, overall, its body was still acceptable.
On the back of the rabbit with big eyes, there was a long and narrow box that was about one meter long. No one knew what was inside.
The rabbit took big strides and walked on the busy street.
It instantly attracted the attention of countless onlookers.
After all, it was not the time for a comic convention.
Compared to other people walking on the street with this outfit, it looked very ghastly.
As a result, countless people immediately picked up their phones out of habit and started taking photos of the big-eyed rabbit on the bustling street.
What the f * ck?
It's going to be on the hot search list?
Li Erpang was originally skeptical of Irin's "plan".
However, when he saw the reaction of the crowd, he was instantly happy.
This was indeed the era where traffic was king!
As long as one dared to fight, even if it was a dog, it could become popular!
I didn't expect that I, Li Erpang, would become a star one day.
Fatso thought happily in his heart.
Although he also knew that his outfit looked a little shameful.
But that was not important.
Anyway, with his face covered, no one would be able to recognize him.
He reckoned that even his discerning old man would have to think twice if he saw this balaclava.
It was a perfect disguise!
It was really perfect!
There were no flaws.
Li Erpang made various poses in front of the camera.
He was in a good mood.
Click, click.
Li Erpang, who was wearing the "rabbit with big eyes" headgear, at this moment, was like a bright star in the night of Haiting City.
It was exceptionally dazzling.
Soon.
Li Erpang's outfit instantly occupied the hot post position on Haiting City's BBS at a terrifying speed.
It instantly pushed down several other hot posts.
By the way, before Li Erpang appeared, the original hot post was —
[Celebrity Li Changge is envied by fanatical fans. They actually sent him a realistic doll that can explode!]
[Crossdresser is still tirelessly searching for a flexible squint-eyed Fatso! Please Fatso come quickly and take away crossdresser!]
[C13 train explosion — Beep, beep, beep]
The follow-up content had been 404.
In short.
As soon as the new hot post appeared, it received hundreds of thousands of views and likes in just a few minutes.
The speed of this fire could be described as terrifying.
Of course, what no one knew was.
Ou Lele was hiding behind the scenes, secretly laughing.
The traffic of other hot posts was unconsciously reduced by him.
This operation was extremely simple for Ou Lele.
Otherwise, it would be difficult for a Fatso wearing a headgear to push down the hot post of "crossdresser" under normal circumstances.
After all, compared to the rabbit with a headgear, crossdresser was more novel and more satisfying to the psychology of the onlookers.
…
[Shocking! A "big-eyed fat rabbit" unexpectedly appeared on the streets of Pudong District. The original poster seriously suspects that he mistakenly entered the street shooting scene! There are pictures and the truth! Please be cautious!]
…
The post quickly became popular.
100,000.
200,000.
In just ten minutes.
With Ou Lele adding fuel to the fire, Li Erpang's new look became popular on the BBS of Haiting City.
Another reason why this post could become popular in such a short time was that Er Pang was very cooperative and made various difficult poses.
【19:30】
Half an hour passed quickly.
At the same time.
Zhongzhu District of Haiting City.
Su Xiaosu was still tirelessly persuading people with reason, constantly trying to find out Li Erpang's location.
Although the process was a bit difficult.
No living person dared to approach within fifty meters of her.
After all, Su Xiaosu's figure was a bit murderous.
But this was not important.
Su Xiaosu believed that as long as she worked hard, an iron pestle could be ground into a needle.
In the vast sea of people, as long as there was fate, it was not difficult to find Li Erpang.
At this time, Su Xiaosu suddenly realized.
The atmosphere of the surrounding crowd seemed to be a bit strange.
They were all staring at their hands at the same time, whispering with strange expressions.
They seemed to be very happy.
Su Xiaosu: "?"
She quietly walked up.
There were a few little girls sitting there.
They were giggling.
"Hee hee hee, this fat rabbit is so interesting. Is it really a shooting scene?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe it's a short video? I didn't expect it to really become popular. "
"Yes, it became popular inexplicably."
Just as these little girls were browsing the hot post on the BBS.
The colorful neon lights above their heads were suddenly covered by a large shadow.
When they found that it was dark in front of them, they subconsciously raised their heads. They were so scared that their faces turned pale, and they all shouted for their mother.
Su Xiaosu tried to squeeze out a kind smile. "What are you looking at? Who is the fat rabbit? "
"Are, are you crazy! Can't you look at the BBS yourself? "
Although these little girls were shocked by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality was undoubtedly weaker for women. After they came to their senses, they didn't dare to stay in place and left Su Xiaosu's side as quickly as possible.
Haiting City Forum?
Su Xiaosu muttered to herself.
She pinched her phone with two fingers.
She swiped on the screen with difficulty.
— Because her palm was too big.
She finally opened the Haiting City BBS with difficulty.
A hot post with millions of views was reflected in Su Xiaosu's eyes.
Suddenly.
Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.
"Finally … I found you."
…
【19:40】
Middle Pearl District.
The mayor's office.
Everyone knew that the mayor of Haiting City was surnamed Li.
At the same time, almost everyone in Haiting City knew that the mayor of Haiting City was also one of the five giants of the "Z5 Council."
After all, he was a figure who often appeared on the news.
His every move was enough to cause a huge earthquake in the entire Chidragon.
"Patriarch, bad news! We just received news from the various police stations. It's said that at about 19: 00, the entire city's surveillance system was paralyzed for some unknown reason. Now the technical team is repairing it. "
"Repairing it? No need. "
A middle-aged man in plain clothes was sitting on an office chair with a smile, playing with his phone excitedly.
The Li family's trusted aide, who was also the mayor's most trusted male secretary, was dumbfounded when he heard this.
No, no need?
What did he mean?
"Hehe, don't worry about the surveillance system for now. Xiao De, take a look at this."
Although the male secretary had countless questions in his heart, since the mayor had spoken, the male secretary didn't dare to say anything. He quietly walked over and stood respectfully by the mayor's side.
He saw that the mayor was looking at a popular post on Haiting City's BBS.
At first, the male secretary didn't pay much attention to it.
But as he watched, his eyes gradually widened.
"Xiao De, do you see anything?"
"Uh … Patriarch …" The male secretary looked hesitant. "Forgive me for being blunt … At first glance, this person wearing a rabbit mask … might look a little like Second Young Master Pang."
"Be more confident. Remove the words' might look a little like '." The middle-aged man rubbed between his eyebrows and put down his phone. "It's my stupid son. What is he doing now?"
"Is it really Young Master?"
"Forget it. Don't worry about him. Someone else has taken over the surveillance system. Inform them that there's no need to repair it for the time being."
The middle-aged man's eyes flashed. "Also, let the city's ambulance, fire brigade, and rescue team be on standby. Haiting City may not be peaceful for the next two days."
On the mayor's office computer interface.
There was a read email that he hadn't closed yet.
The name of the email was clearly —
"Special Group", Ou Lele.
…
…
Time passed.
No matter how happy a star was, there would always be a time when he got tired of it.
Not to mention, Li Erpang had already been blinded by the flashing lights.
He tried to squeeze through the crowd while moving quickly in the Pudong District.
"Hey, are you sure this is really okay? Fat Lord, I feel like I'm useless other than being photographed like a monkey. "
"Hehe, not a monkey, but a fat rabbit with big eyes."
Irin smiled and corrected him. At the same time, he added, "Besides, I see that you're enjoying it, aren't you?"
"Enjoying your ass! Which eye of yours saw me enjoying it? Are you sure that other people really can't recognize me? "
Li Erpang began to feel a little unconfident again.
"Don't worry. Generally speaking, they can't recognize you."
Unless … it was a very familiar kind.
"That's good!" Li Erpang was comforted by Irin again. He finally felt relieved.
Suddenly.
Irin's pupils shrank. His voice instantly became serious.
"Fatso, don't look back. Behind you, at your seven o 'clock, about 50 meters, there's a woman with dyed red hair …"
“！”
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