On the big screen, Black Panther opened a can on the bus and found the prize on the lid.
When Black Panther heard that Xiao Jun wanted to go to Beijing to collect the prize, he refused to go.
Hence, Xiao Jun and Brother Dao started to fight for the lid.
However, no one took the bait after a long time.
The passengers sitting next to them watched their performance calmly and cautiously hugged their bags.
Brother Dao took out five thousand yuan and said to a middle-aged woman beside him, "Sister, I don't have enough money. I only have five thousand yuan. Let's pool our money together and buy that prize for ten thousand yuan. After that, we'll split the prize. What do you think? "
After Brother Dao said that, everyone on the bus got up and left.
Looking at the three's trick that was full of loopholes, the fans started to laugh.
"I can't take it anymore. The three of them are so stupid."
"I'm laughing so hard that my stomach is about to explode. Look at their expressions."
"Only Yun Huang could come up with such a plot."
"Good film. It's definitely a good film."
"Aiya, look. Yun Huang is so handsome."
On the big screen, Mike, played by Xiao Yunhai, was wearing a cool outfit and a pair of black sunglasses. He was carrying a black suitcase and walking handsomely in the crowd of people at the airport. It was obvious that he was a successful person.
Xiao Yunhai came to the roadside and took off his sunglasses. He was about to hail a taxi.
Suddenly, Black Panther covered his eyes from behind and said, "Guess who I am."
Xiao Yunhai frowned and said in standard Mandarin, "Sir, you've got the wrong person."
Brother Dao and Xiao Jun quickly picked up his suitcase and got into the taxi that just stopped.
After the taxi left, Black Panther let go of his hand and disappeared into the crowd.
Xiao Yunhai rubbed his eyes and turned around to take a look, only to discover that there was no one behind him. He was instantly baffled, and when he looked at his handbag again, it was actually gone.
Xiao Yunhai looked at the crowd and turned in a circle. Suddenly, he blurted out a sentence in Chongqing dialect, "Screw you."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"That's all Great Thief Mike has. That's too lame."
"At first, when Yun Huang came out, I thought he was quite high and mighty. He didn't seem to match the grassroots temperament of the movie. Who would have thought that at the end, there would be a sentence of "I'll f * ck your lungs", which immediately blended perfectly with the movie. Impressive. "
"Yun Huang is indeed Yun Huang. His movies are so good."
Next, the two groups of thieves surrounded the jade and fought with Bao Shihong several times. Unexpectedly, Xie Xiaomeng took advantage of the photo opportunity and swapped the jade.
What was even funnier was that Brother Dao's group of stupid thieves actually took the real jadeite and used all their strength to exchange it for the fake jadeite.
Seeing Brother Dao's incredulous face, everyone slapped the table in praise and burst into laughter.
Throughout the movie, there was a small laugh every minute and a big laugh every three minutes. Every theater where "Crazy Stone" was shown became a sea of joy.
Countless classic phrases emerged one after another, and the movie fans couldn't take it anymore.
"You women just don't understand. At this stage, my career is on the rise. How can I leave?"
"You insulted my personality first, and now you're insulting my IQ."
"This matter became a kidnapping. This is not our profession."
"You can come and go as you please. It's a public bus."
Seeing everyone's reaction in the theater, Xiao Yunhai's hanging heart finally relaxed.
Huang Bo glanced around and said with a relaxed face, "Brother San, we did it."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Yes, it did. With the success of 'Crazy Stone', your 'Crazy Racer' will definitely not be a problem. "
Huang Bo smiled and said to Xiao Yunhai gratefully, "Brother San, thank you. Without you, I wouldn't be here today."
Since the beginning of his career, Huang Bo's acting career had been smooth sailing with Xiao Yunhai's help. From an unknown student of the Yanjing Film Academy to an A-list superstar, every step he took was very steady and steady.
It could be said that all of this was brought to him by Xiao Yunhai.
"Why are you talking about this? Neck, you can do it. The road is already under your feet. Now it's up to you. Remember, don't be blinded by the entertainment industry's debauchery. "
"Don't worry, Brother Xiao, I understand."
Time flew and the movie reached its final stage. All of the bad guys got what they deserved.
Xiao Jun was arrested by the police, and Xie Xiao Meng beat him up.
Black Panther was trapped in the sewers. His cries for help were futile.
Brother Dao rode his motorcycle and stole the jade from Bao Shihong. However, he crashed into the car door of a rich second generation and died.
The funniest one was the international thief, Mike.
In order to get the jade, he killed his employer.
When he took out his phone to call his employer, he was dumbfounded. He said, "F * ck you!" again, which made the fans burst into laughter.
The jade that everyone worked so hard to get ended up in the hands of the kind and generous Bao Shihong's wife. It really proved the saying, "Good people get good things, bad people get bad things."
With Black Panther being chased by the fat chef, the movie came to an end.
The lights were on, and Xiao Yunhai brought the main creators of the movie to line up in a row. They bowed to the audience in unison, which was met with overwhelming applause and cheers from the movie fans.
Wang Li was very excited. He looked at the fans below the stage. His face was so excited that it was about to bleed, "Is this applause for us? This is amazing. "
Although Lu Yi was in his forties, he couldn't control his excitement. He said softly, "This feeling is amazing."
The applause lasted for a full minute. It wasn't until Xiao Yunhai picked up the microphone that the fans stopped.
Xiao Yunhai laughed, "Does everyone think 'Crazy Stone' is crazy enough?"
"Yes."
What answered Xiao Yunhai was the fans shouting in unison.
Xiao Yunhai asked again, "Did you guys laugh?"
"We laughed."
"I laughed so hard that I almost couldn't breathe."
"The plot is so cleverly arranged."
Everyone was discussing.
Xiao Yunhai said, "After hearing your words, I'm really relieved. Next, let me introduce the actors of 'Crazy Stone'. This is the male lead, Bao Shihong's actor, Wang Li. This is … "
After the premiere, Xiao Yunhai brought everyone to a place to celebrate.
It wasn't until 11 pm that Xiao Yunhai returned home.
After taking a shower, Xiao Yunhai turned on his computer and logged onto the movie website to check the reviews of Crazy Stone from film critics and fans.
One hundred and twenty-six expert film critics gave Xiao Yunhai a score of 7.82, and 132,800 film fans gave Xiao Yunhai a score of 8.17.
This score couldn't be compared to Xiao Yunhai's' Valiant Heroes', 'Infernal Affairs', and 'Inception'. But among the recent movies, 'Crazy Stone' had the highest score.
The Hollywood blockbuster "Heroes of Fire" that had just been released the day before yesterday only scored 6.41 points.
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