At 7: 55 PM, the screening hall for "Charlotte's Troubles" was filled to the brim.
After Yu Yuexian sized it up, she smiled at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Your movie's attendance rate is pretty good. It's almost full."
Xiao Yunhai said proudly, "That's right. Don't you know who directed it?"
"Oh, come on. Let me tell you, the people who came to watch the movie today are all here because of your fame. If the reviews aren't good, you'll be banished to the mortal world tomorrow. Do you see those chief editors and film critics behind you? Their opinions are very important. "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "To me, the opinions of the fans are the most important."
At Shanghai's Hua Xia Cinema, Li Lei walked into the screening hall of "Charlotte's Troubles" with a few of the main crew members.
"I say, Boss Li, Xiao Yunhai's movie isn't participating in the competition. What's the use of us coming here to contribute movie tickets to him?"
Li Lei said, "In my eyes, his movie is my real opponent."
At the same time, Zhang Dezhi and his girlfriend were also sitting in the theater to watch "Charlotte's Troubles."
At 8 PM sharp, the big screen in Hua Xia Cinema dimmed. When it lit up again, the title of "Charlotte's Troubles" appeared on it. There was a small line of words below it: "Xiao Yunhai's movie."
"This movie is a" Three Nos "comedy. It has no feelings, no touching feelings, and no artistic style. It's just for fun. Those who don't like it, please don't criticize it."
When they saw the caption on the trailer again, the movie fans in the theater understood and laughed.
Meanwhile, the chief editors and film critics frowned and thought to themselves, "Is he setting the tone for the movie?"
Yao Na, who was sitting next to Xiao Yunhai, smiled and said, "This is the first time I've seen someone write such things in their movie. Yunhai, you're too good at this. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm giving those experts and film critics a heads-up. When they scold me, I'll have something to say."
The movie officially started.
In the first few minutes, most of the content was shown in the trailer. Even so, when they saw Xiao Yunhai showing off and his shock when he faced the emcee wearing the same outfit, the fans couldn't help but laugh.
At the banquet, the students sat around a table. Zhang Yang said, "Yuan Hua, you are our class monitor. You have the best literary talent. Can you improvise a poem based on our Big Shot Xia's style?
Yuan Hua pretended to decline and said, "I'll give it a try. Hmm … Going to a banquet alone and wearing a chicken feather costume, it's all my classmates who wear chicken feather costumes. "
The audience in the cinema was also amused by Yuan Hua's poem.
"Xiao Yunhai is really too talented."
"You don't say, it rhymes quite well. In the future, when I attend gatherings and see those students who pretend to be rich, I'll also sing this song for them."
The movie fans roared with laughter. The film critics and editors also put down their pens with smiles on their faces.
At this point in the movie, they had already realized that this movie was just a popcorn-like funny movie. There was nothing to write about at all. They might as well just watch it once.
Soon, the important character in the movie, Teacher Wang, appeared.
The students all stood up and greeted Teacher Wang. Zhang Yang said, "Teacher, do you still remember me? That winter, I was the first in the long-distance running in winter. "
"First?" Teacher Wang thought about it seriously and smiled awkwardly. He didn't recognize him.
Zhang Yang continued, "That New Year, my dad went to your house to give you a New Year's greeting and gave you a Sony radio."
When Teacher Wang heard this, he immediately shouted, "Zhang Yang! Teacher, you can't forget. "
Yuan Hua raised his wine glass and clinked it with him, saying, "Teacher Wang, my dad gave me a television."
"Yuan Hua, you're still so good-looking." Teacher Wang called out his name.
Da Chun shouted, "Teacher, I gave you a calendar back then."
When Teacher Wang heard this, his face fell and he said, "Teacher can't remember."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Who played this teacher? He's simply a weirdo. Anyone who received a gift from a student would know him. Those who didn't give him a gift would forget. This is really interesting. "
Yao Wenyuan, who was sitting in the front row, said to Zhang Liping with a smile, "The teacher you portrayed has a very distinct personality. I think he'll leave a very deep impression on the fans."
Zhang Liping smiled bitterly and said, "It should be a funny impression. However, your student's movie should be very good at the box office. How long has it been? Everyone laughed so many times. "
Yao Wenyuan said, "The fans are happy, but those film critics and entertainment editors will probably start scolding tomorrow."
Zhang Liping smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about that. Our Great Director Xiao obviously expected this and gave a preventive measure at the beginning of the movie. Hehe, this can be considered as preparing for a rainy day."
Teacher Wang sat on Xia Luo's chair and said, "Actually, the student in your class who left the deepest impression on me is that — Xia Luo!"
When Xia Luo heard this, a smile appeared on his face.
He proudly straightened his clothes and was about to speak when he suddenly heard Teacher Wang continue, "What is that idiot doing now?"
Xia Luo's smile immediately froze on his face.
Zhang Yang laughed until he was out of breath. He said to Xia Luo who was standing behind Teacher Wang, "Come, idiot, tell me what you're doing now."
When the movie theater saw this, they all laughed together. A fan who was drinking coke couldn't help but spit it out.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and didn't spit on the couple in front of him. Otherwise, he would have been beaten up.
The plot continued. Qiu Ya brought her husband over for a toast. Everyone stood up and unanimously recommended Xia Luo to speak.
Xia Luo was already drunk. He stared straight at Qiu Ya and said, "Qiu Ya, congratulations. You didn't disappoint me. It's no exaggeration to say that you look as beautiful as the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Journey to the West. But I never expected you to marry Marshal Canopy. "
In just a minute, the movie fans in the theater burst into laughter again.
"Aiya, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter."
"This description is simply too interesting."
"Guanyin Bodhisattva marrying Marshal Canopy. Only Yun Huang could think of this."
Yao Na who was sitting in the front row had been unhappy recently. At this time, she laughed until tears flowed out.
On the side, Yu Yuexian saw that her best friend could laugh to her heart's content and was very happy in her heart. She softly said to Xiao Yunhai: "Your film can make Sister Na laugh like this, it can be considered that you didn't shoot it for nothing."
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'll take this as a compliment."
Just as Xia Luo was making a scene at the wedding, the female lead, Ma Dongmei, walked in wearing a tattered dress.
Qiu Ya pulled Ma Dongmei's hand and said, "Dongmei, you just came. I'm getting married today. Xia Luo drank too much."
Ma Dongmei said, "Aiya, Qiu Ya, I didn't even know you were getting married. You said I came dressed like this. Congratulations! Congratulations to you! Uncle! "
Qiu Ya said, "This is my husband."
Ma Dongmei was stunned and quickly said awkwardly, "Aiya! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, uncle. "
At this time, Ma Dongmei saw Teacher Wang and said happily, "Aiya, Teacher Wang, you're also here. You're still alive."
The smile on Teacher Wang's face froze.
The female lead Ma Dongmei's appearance made everyone talk about it.
"Aiya, damn, this Ma Dongmei is even funnier than Xia Luo."
"Ordinary words are like knives when they come from her mouth. Haha. "
"This is too funny. I really can't take it."
Shanghai Hua Xia Cinema's Li Lei heard the laughter in the theater every half a minute. He sighed in his heart, "Xiao Yunhai's comedy is a success. Ai, fortunately, the opponent is not him, otherwise … "
Shanghai Hua Xia Cinema's Zhang Dezhi hugged his girlfriend who was lying on his body and laughing. His face was gloomy.
"Although my 'First Love 100 Percent' is also full of jokes, compared to 'Charlotte's Troubles', it's still a lot worse."
Following that, there was no shortage of jokes in the movie. The funny points came one after another. There was a small laugh every half a minute, and a big laugh every minute. The entire theater of "Charlotte's Troubles" became a sea of joy. Many fans were laughing so hard that they couldn't stand straight.
Especially the part where Xia Luo just returned to 1999, it made everyone burst into laughter.
Xia Luo was in a daze when he returned to the class. Teacher Wang thought he was pretending, so he said in a strange tone, "What's wrong? Are you pretending to have amnesia? Student Xia Luo has amnesia. Haha, do you still remember your surname? "
Xia Luo ignored him and walked to his seat in a daze. He looked at Ma Dongmei and pinched his future wife's face.
Ma Dongmei said angrily, "What are you doing?"
Teacher Wang was furious. He slammed the table and shouted, "Xia Luo, did I ask you to go back? How did you treat your teacher's words like farts?
"Pfft."
"Haha."
The theater burst into laughter.
"This teacher's words are so classic."
"I'm dying of laughter."
"No, I can't take it anymore. My stomach is about to explode."
Teacher Wang waved the stack of love letters in his hand and said, "You have to deal with what you did yourself.
You have to decide. Read it out loud to your classmates. Come! Nian Nian, who is your dear? Tell everyone who is your dear? "
Ma Dongmei thought that the love letters were written for her. Her face turned red, and she covered her face in embarrassment and rushed out of the class.
Teacher Wang said, "How many people have you hurt without knowing it? Read it out loud! Read it out loud for your classmates. Let's see how the second-ranked fool in our class committed such a crime. "
Dachun, who was standing as punishment, raised his school bag and chuckled.
Teacher Wang knocked Dachun on the head with his fan and said, "You still have the cheek to laugh! Are you proud of being ranked first? "
Laughter came from the theater again.
In Xia Luo's previous life, the role of Dachun was played by Allan. He was famous on stage as a silly big guy, and in the movie, he was even more silly.
The actor Xiao Yunhai found was called Hu Xin. He was 1.92 meters tall and looked a little precocious. He was recruited by the school as a special type of actor, and Xiao Yunhai happened to take a fancy to him.
As expected, Hu Xin's performance was outstanding from the moment he appeared until now, making the movie fans laugh non-stop.
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