The audience had long been amused by the two of them. Some of them even shed tears.
At this moment, everyone realized that this was a crosstalk.
Xiao Yunhai continued: "I also discovered another problem. That is, many famous people in the Three Kingdoms had done small businesses before. Do you know who they are? "
Xu Jun said, "You don't need to find that out. It's written in the books. For example, Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu transported goods. "
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "You're right. Then do you know what Zhao Yun, Zhao Zilong, did?"
Xu Jun said in surprise, "The ever-victorious general Zhao Zilong? He's the son of an aristocratic family. He didn't do small businesses. "
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed, "Teacher Xu, I don't know what to say to you. You have to think more and ask more questions when you study. We can't not understand. Let me tell you, Zhao Yun sold rice cakes. "
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Xu Jun asked doubtfully, "Zhao Yun sold rice cakes? Were there rice cakes at that time? Where did you find that? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Jiang Wei said it in a Three Kingdoms drama. The Five Tiger Generals were all dead. Only Zhao Zilong was left. He was old! "He said that Zhao Zilong was an old rice cake seller. In other words, he didn't sell anything else in his life except rice cakes. "
Xu Jun slapped his thigh and said, "You're too good."
"Hahaha!"
"I can't stand it anymore."
"Zhao Yun is old and became an old rice cake seller. He's too talented."
"I'm convinced. Yun Huang is awesome."
Among the celebrities, Yao Na laughed the least. At this time, she was out of breath and said, "Xiao Yunhai, this bastard. I can't stand it anymore."
Ye Yongren laughed and said, "Isn't that so? He brought his usual sense of humor to the stage, and it really made people laugh. "
On the stage, the crosstalk of the two was gradually getting better.
Xiao Yunhai asked, "Teacher Xu, who do you think is the most capable in the Three Kingdoms?"
Without thinking, Xu Jun blurted out, "Zhuge Liang!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Zhuge Liang, above he knows astronomy, below he knows geography; before he left his thatched cottage he already knew the three parts of the world. His ability is great, but in the Wuzhang Plain, how could he be squeezed to death by Sima Yi? "
Xu Jun said, "That's because Sima Yi is capable."
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Sima Yi's ability is great, but how could he be scared away by Zhao Yun at the street pavilion? What's going on? "
Xu Jun said, "That means Zhao Yun is very capable.
Xiao Yunhai said, "General Chang Sheng entered and exited Changbanpo seven times to rescue the young master Ah Dou. But why did he let Zhang Fei bring up the rear at Dangyang Bridge? "
Xu Jun said, "That means Zhang Fei is very capable."
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "At Hulao Pass, the three heroes fought Lu Bu. Three brothers against one?"
Xu Jun said, "That is because Lu Bu is very capable."
Xiao Yunhai said, "At White Gate Tower, Cao Cao killed Lu Bu."
Xu Jun said weakly, "That is because Cao Cao is very capable."
Xiao Yunhai said, "At the Battle of Red Cliff, Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops were burned to ashes. At Huarong Road, Guan Yu almost took his life."
Xu Jun said, "That is because Guan Yu is very capable."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Guan Yu is very capable? Then why did he go to Maicheng for no reason? He even lost his life there. Teacher Xu, think about it carefully, who is the most capable? "
Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed, "I don't know."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Let me tell you. Everyone, perk up your ears and listen well. The one with the greatest ability is me."
"Come on." Xu Jun said, "What kind of ability can you have?"
Xiao Yunhai said proudly, "I am very capable. Let me tell you, no matter how powerful they are, I can make them change professions. Don't you think I am awesome? "
Xu Jun nodded and said, "You mean you can arrange other jobs for them."
Xiao Yunhai said, "No problem."
Xu Jun said, "Good. Let me ask you, what can Cao Cao's generals, Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan do?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Put them in kindergarten as teachers to take care of children."
Xu Jun asked curiously, "Why is that?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "At the Battle of Xiaoyao Jin, Dong Yue Wu was scared even in their dreams. As long as they say Zhang Liao is here, the children will not dare to cry. Zhang Liao can stop crying. Putting them in kindergarten is the most suitable. "
"Hahaha."
"You don't say, there really is such a thing."
"Cloud Emperor, you've combined the classical stories with the crosstalk. You're really good at teaching."
Xu Jun asked again, "What can General Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide do?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put them in the bank as security guards."
Xun Jun said, "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "You still don't understand? Firstly, he snores when he sleeps. Secondly, he stares when he sleeps. No thief would dare to approach him like that. He's the most suitable security guard. "
"What about Cao Cao?"
"Cao Cao, a plastic surgeon. In order to escape, he cut off his beard and changed his appearance. His plastic surgery skills are not bad. "
"Hahaha."
Below the stage, Wang Guoan shook his head and laughed. "Cao Cao is a plastic surgeon. To think he could come up with that."
Xu Jun continued asking, "Okay. Liu Bei, Liu Xuande? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Act in a TV drama. That brother will cry whenever he wants. He'll look like whatever he acts in. "
"What about Zhuge Liang?"
"A ready-made one. Zhuge Liang opened a website. His username is Zhuge Kongming."
"Zhao Yun, Zhao Zilong?"
"Delivery. Changban Slope seven times. It's fast and won't delay anything. "
"What about Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang?"
"He'll be Hua Xia's negotiator. He'll definitely win the negotiation. He's the most suitable."
.....
The audience below the stage and in front of the TV had already burst into laughter.
Every time the two of them said a word, everyone burst into laughter. The entire party had become a sea of joy.
Even Hong Tianchou, who had heard it once, was convulsing with laughter, let alone those who heard it for the first time.
In the end, Xu Jun nodded and looked at Xiao Yunhai with admiration. "I, Xu Jun, have never admired anyone in my life. You're the only one."
Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "Talented people are all like that."
Xu Jun shook his head and said, "No, I don't admire your talent, but your … face."
"Hahaha." The audience below the stage laughed.
Xu Jun continued, "No wonder Wan Qing didn't want to work with you again after hosting the award ceremony with you once. I now understand that working with you is indeed a loss of face. Everyone, I can't stand it anymore. I'll leave the stage to him. When he goes down, I'll come up again. See you later. "
"He's leaving?" Xiao Yunhai looked at Xu Jun's back and said, "He really went down. Hehe, I finally got rid of him. Comrades, it wasn't easy. "
"Hahaha."
"Yun Huang's words are really interesting."
"What he and Teacher Xu Jun said should be considered a crosstalk, right?"
"Yes, I heard that Yun Huang also acted in a skit at the Yenching Film Institute. It was just archived by the institute and didn't spread outside. "
"That's a pity."
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai said, "Well, the crosstalk about the Three Kingdoms that I just said to Teacher Xu has a lot of scenes from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Everyone should be very familiar with it. Now, it's time for my songs to be introduced to everyone. Director Hong asked me to introduce them to everyone. In fact, I really have nothing to say. To be honest, these songs were all made by me alone in the room. Whether it's good or bad, it's up to everyone to judge. "
"Now, let's give Yan Kun a warm round of applause for 'Cao Cao'."
Amidst the warm applause, a burst of passionate electronic music came into everyone's ears. Yan Kun, dressed in casual clothes, appeared on the stage.
"Heroes don't read about the Three Kingdoms.
If you are a hero, how can you not understand loneliness?
Walking down the Changban Slope alone, the moonlight is too gentle.
Cao Cao is not long-winded, he wants to take Jingzhou.
Using conspiracy, overt plot, openly speak, secretly seize.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were three kingdoms, the flames of war were endless.
Love was affected by the chaotic times, who will cook wine?
Mutual deception is the Three Kingdoms, they can't tell right from wrong.
After thousands of years of chaos, everything starts from the beginning.
.....”
It had to be said that Yan Kun's voice was really good. He was very delicate and emotional in the main song, and his voice was full of magnetism. The chorus was powerful and skillful. His technique could be said to have reached the peak of a singer.
"Wow, Yun Huang's song is really good. This singer is also very good. His voice is very good."
"He's in the top three of the Super Singer Competition. How can he not sing?"
"Even the cleverest housewife can't cook a meal without rice. I think it's Yun Huang's song that is the best. "
Yao Na said to Ye Yongren, "Old Ye, your nephew's singing is really good. Compared to the Super Singer Competition, he has improved a lot. He's like a different person. As long as he has a few more representative songs, he will immediately become a little king of the music industry. This song is really good. "
Ye Yongren shook his head and said with a wry smile, "A few representative songs? Old Na, do you think it's so easy to find a good song? If I didn't throw away my face and ask Yunhai for help, how could I get such a good song? Alas, Yan Kun's group is really sad. They are in the same period as Xiao Yunhai. It's really hard to break out from under his halo. "
Chen Huan said, "He's a monster. Not to mention these young singers, even we can't compare with him. Not to mention other things, just writing these six songs for the Three Kingdoms in one breath is simply impossible in the whole Hua Xia music circle. In terms of creative ability, he deserves to be the best in the music industry today. What he lacks is only qualifications. "
After singing "Cao Cao", Yan Kun bowed deeply to the audience and then walked off the stage.
Xiao Yunhai went on stage and said, "Everyone, this song is passable, right?"
"Passable."
Everyone gave Xiao Yunhai face and said in unison.
Xiao Yunhai nodded and asked, "Did Yan Kun sing well?"
"Good."
"Where's the applause? Why didn't I hear it? "
"Clap, clap, clap."
As soon as Xiao Yunhai's voice fell, the applause from the audience resounded in the whole theater like a tide.
Looking at the carefree Xiao Yunhai on the stage, Ye Yongren sighed deeply and said: "The difference is not just a little bit."
After waiting for the applause to stop, Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up to the audience and praised, "Good taste."
"Hahaha."
The three words immediately made everyone laugh.
Xiao Yunhai continued, "This song has found its most suitable owner. Next is the performance of three peerless beauties. My male compatriots are in luck. However, I have to remind you, don't just look at their appearance. More importantly, listen to the song. "
"Haha." The audience was once again amused by Xiao Yunhai.
"Alright, let's invite Cai Pingya, Zhao Wanqing, and Dong Piaopiao to perform 'Sun Shangxiang,' 'Remembering Your Slave,' and 'Battle of the Heart.'"
"Dong Wu's Princess Sun,
Seventeen does not weave.
Three hundred steps with a crossbow,
A character with poplar hair.
The literary talent is at the end of the poem,
Wu Lue rides on horseback.
Who is the daughter of the Three Kingdoms,
The pearl of martial arts.
The hero does not miss Shu,
Since ancient times, the beauty trap,
The beauty does not know.
The princess is intoxicated by good fortune,
The mountains and rivers fill the wine cup,
Half the country does not frown
.....”
Cai Pingya deserved to be called the Little Diva of the music industry. Under her interpretation, the song "Sun Shangxiang" was lively yet delicate, gentle yet not lacking in grandeur, making the stars and audience very satisfied after listening to it.
Next was Zhao Wanqing's' Remembering Your Slave. ' As soon as the cheerful rhythm came, everyone's spirits were lifted.
"The country is so delicate
Leading countless heroes to bow down
The beauty is so delicate
The hero does not even want the country
Every frown and every word is so gentle and coquettish
No matter how beautiful the country is, it cannot compare to a beauty's smile
Tied up like a bird
Can't bind her years
Like prosperity in full bloom
Can't stop her brilliance
The youth's heroic appearance glows
No matter how you think, it's her
The mortal world comes and goes
The beauty is lonely, who asks
The great river flows east, washing away all the heroes of the ages
The people on the west side of the old fort are Zhou Yu of the Three Kingdoms, Red Cliff
Rocks break the clouds and waves split the shore, rolling up thousands of piles of snow
Feather fans and silk headscarves turn to ashes as they talk and laugh
.....”
The rhythm of this song was very nice, the lyrics were very heroic, but the singing was very cheerful and interesting.
After the last note of Zhao Wanqing's' Remembering Your Slave 'fell, the prelude of' Battle of the Heart 'immediately sounded. Dong Piaopiao sat on the elevator and slowly appeared on the stage.
"Turning the world upside down, hand in hand, chasing the waves. A thousand cups are not drunk, only the moonlight is drunk.
Smiling knowingly, there is no need to say, everything is clear.
Attacking and defending with bare hands, daring to collide with iron arms and copper walls.
This life is not in vain, the fire burns the phoenix.
Drying the tears, this battle, the battlefield of the heart.
Winning beautiful, together. Losing is also magnanimous, who is afraid of a long night.
Howling like a song, knowing each other, the most unforgettable.
Rolling Yangtze River, boiling hot, still in the chest.
Howling like a song, what's the harm?
Raging waves splitting the shore, not in vain.
.....”
The lyrics of 'Battle of the Heart' were the most beautiful, and the tune was mellow and pleasant to listen to. Under Dong Piaopiao's ethereal voice, the song was perfectly interpreted.
Three good songs in a row, three great beauties in a row, made the scene burst into thunderous applause.
"That's great, I was originally worried that Yun Huang would write so many songs, resulting in a drop in the quality of the songs. But now I know that my worries were purely groundless. Yun Huang is too awesome. "
"This is the true manifestation of Yun Huang's strength. In a short week, five top songs in a row, it's simply too shocking. I don't even know what to say. "
"It's really the misfortune of all musicians to be in the same era as Yun Huang. Under the cover of his bright light, there are probably very few people who can rush out. "
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