"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
When the audience saw Xiao Yunhai looking at the operating theater with a dumbfounded expression, they immediately burst into the loudest laughter since the skit started.
"Oh my god, Huang Bo is so funny."
"Yun Huang has really embarrassed himself this time."
The scene was reversed, and everyone laughed wildly.
When he felt that everyone was almost done laughing, Xiao Yunhai gulped and looked at his empty hands. He said, "Was I that sincere? As for being snatched away before I could finish my sentence? " "Hahaha."
"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.
Zhao Wanqing put her hands behind her back and calmly walked to Xiao Yunhai. She patted his shoulder and said mockingly, "You're dumbfounded, aren't you? You must have been slapped in the face by reality."
As Zhao Wanqing spoke, she patted Xiao Yunhai's face. The audience laughed hysterically again.
Xiao Yunhai sat on the chair and turned his head to look at Zhao Wanqing. He said, "I'm fine with it. I'm just afraid that this slap will land on your father's face."
"Hahaha."
When the audience thought about how the red packet was just a piece of paper and not money, they laughed.
Zhao Wanqing was surprised. She did not seem to understand what Xiao Yunhai meant.
Zhao Wanqing quickly covered it up. "Ah, it's nothing. Wife, don't worry about it this time. In a while, we'll be able to push our father out. "
Zhao Wanqing said proudly, "Then it must be pushed out steadily. Let me tell you, it's good to give a red packet. That doctor really worked hard to perform the surgery for you."
She stood up and looked at the operating theater. She said softly, "Besides, those reports about medical accidents … Ah, today there will be scissors, tomorrow there will be a scalpel, and at the worst, there will be a cotton ball. Why? It's because I didn't give him a red packet."
The more Xiao Yunhai listened, the more afraid he became. He said, "Let me tell you, this is your personal opinion."
Zhao Wanqing said, "My personal opinion? It's reported on the news. How could it be fake? "
Xiao Yunhai seemed to have lost all his strength. He leaned back in his chair and said, "Then it's over. Even those who didn't give the red packet ended up like this. If they gave a fake one …"
At this point, the biggest contradiction in the skit had already formed. Almost every line that the two of them said was met with laughter from the audience.
Xiao Yunhai stood up and walked over to Zhao Wanqing, saying, "Wife, come, come, sit. Let's take an example. What about a patient who gave the doctor a red packet? What if the red packet doesn't contain money? "
"What? Card?"
"For example, it's not a card. It has nothing to do with money."
"What else could it be?"
"For example … if it's paper.
"Paper? You didn't fold them into a thousand paper cranes? Isn't that just making fun of the doctor? Then why would they give him a red packet? Can't they just stuff the patient into the furnace? Hahaha … Besides, how can there be such a stupid family member? If I had such a family member, I would slap him to death. "
When the audience heard this, they immediately convulsed with laughter.
Xiao Yunhai immediately stood up and knocked on the door of the operating theater, shouting, "Doctor Liu, come out for a moment. I have something to discuss with you."
Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "Are you crazy? What are you shouting for? Call him out. You're going to operate on my dad."
Xiao Yunhai said with a sad face, "From the looks of it, it would be better if I did it than if he did it. You can't go into the furnace, Dad. "
"Hahaha."
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter.
Zhao Wanqing looked puzzled and asked, "No, wait a moment. Come over here. What do you mean?"
Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "Wife, for example, I'm that example."
"For example, a thousand paper cranes." When Zhao Wanqing heard this, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.
Xiao Yunhai quickly hugged her and said, "Wife, wife."
Zhao Wanqing woke up and shouted, "Doctor Liu, before you do something to my dad, please come out first."
"Yes, you can come out to go to the toilet."
"It's all Doctor Liu's fault. My dad is innocent. Dad, hold on for a while. I'll let Shen Teng go in front of you now. "After that, Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's neck.
Xiao Yunhai quickly broke away and shouted, "Wife, calm down, calm down. Wife, wife, calm down."
"How can I calm down? I don't even know if my dad is dead or alive now."
"Maybe the current situation is not as bad as you think. Let me tell you, what if the doctor hasn't had time to open the red packet? If we do this now, won't we alert the enemy? " "Oh.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes. What if … what if the red packet has already been opened?"
"That's impossible. There are so many people inside. They can't wait to hide the money. Who would count it in front of people, right?"
"Yes."
"Even if they count it, they have to find a corner to count it secretly after the surgery. When the time comes, they can count it. Our dad's surgery is already done. It's too late. "
Zhao Wanqing said, "Based on what you said, they have already given fake red packets? That's not right. "
Xiao Yunhai explained, "For example, if you fell sick today and found a specialist to treat you and gave him a fake red packet, what if you fell sick again tomorrow? How are you going to find the specialist? Aren't you cutting off your own escape route? But our dad is different. His appendix is like a chicken tail. There's only one. Even if you want to cut it, there's no more. "
Zhao Wanqing said, "Alright, even if what you said makes sense, you can't do it like that. It's so dangerous. Shen Teng, let me ask you. Isn't my dad good enough for you? Tell me. "
Xiao Yunhai showed an extremely shocked expression and said angrily, "You should tell me."
Zhao Wanqing said, "Alright, you hid the cigarettes at home. My dad was afraid that smoking would be bad for your health. Every time, he dug three feet into the ground to find them and smoked them himself. Isn't he good to you? My dad can't even bear to eat the leftovers at home. Every time, he asked you to clean the house. Isn't he good to you? Every night, you worked overtime and came back in the middle of the night. My dad was afraid that you would disturb his sleep. Every time, he personally locked you outside the door. He's … good to you, right? "
The more Zhao Wanqing said, the more she felt that something was wrong. In the end, she said 'not bad', which made everyone laugh.
Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Do you think that I'm good to your dad now that he's still alive?"
Zhao Wanqing said, "Now that I think about it, my dad is a little harsh on you compared to his own biological children."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Even wild animals are not treated like this."
This was a very beautiful way to shake off the burden. Once again, it received a lot of laughter and applause.
At this time, the doctor came out of the operating room.
Xiao Yunhai quickly went forward and said, "Doctor Liu, thank you for your hard work."
Zhao Wanqing asked, "Doctor Liu, the surgery is done so quickly?"
Huang Bo nodded and said, "It's done. Take the red packet back."
Xiao Yunhai took the red packet and looked at it. He said, "It's done. Wife, the red packet is opened."
"Didn't you say that he wouldn't open it?" Zhao Wanqing said, crying. "It's done. My dad has been killed."
Huang Bo said, "Don't worry, it'll be out in a while." “
"Dad …"
"Dad …"
"It's here." Xiao Jianhua's voice rang out in the operating room.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Dad is still alive. I told you that the doctor was not that kind of person." “
Zhao Wanqing nodded and said, "Okay, I guess he has some conscience. But Hubby, don't worry. No one will not take revenge on you after seeing that thing in your bag."
After saying that, Zhao Wanqing turned to Huang Bo and asked, "Tell me, what did you leave in my dad's stomach?"
Huang Bo asked with a dumbfounded expression, "No, what are you talking about? Why am I so confused?"
Zhao Wanqing said, "Okay, stop pretending. Before my dad gets out of bed, open up the wound you sutured and take out the board, pliers, knife, and scissors that you pretended to accidentally leave behind!"
Huang Bo was speechless. "What are you talking about, huh? What kind of person do you think I am? I accepted the red packet at first because I didn't want you to worry. I didn't want you to make a fuss here and affect the surgery. I thought I would return it to you after the surgery. "
Zhao Wanqing said, "Is that so? Then why did you open it before returning it to us? "
Huang Bo spread his hands and said, "I didn't open it!"
Zhao Wanqing said, "Then who opened it?"
"I opened it!" Xiao Jianhua shouted as he was pushed out.
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