"Sister You, you don't have to shake hands with everyone. Also, don't move. Let them move on their own." Mo Qiong relayed Canaan's arrangement.
The single-horned woman was naturally Sister You. She stood still and stretched out her right hand. Immediately, a representative from Huaxia stepped forward to hold it.
The members of the board had completely understood the situation of the alien in front of them. Using the body of an Earthling to contact them naturally meant that they did not intend to use the etiquette of the original body. The other party did not mind doing as the Romans did.
Holding hands and feeling Sister You's body temperature, the other party stopped and immediately let go.
Then, the other four consciously took turns to shake hands with Sister You.
Not far away, there were special personnel taking photos. These photos represented the friendly meeting between the Earth civilization and the Black Sphere civilization, which would soon be made public to the world.
After the Five Permanent shook hands, the representative of Crossing Yin came forward, but Sister You had already retracted her right hand. Obviously, she had no intention of continuing.
What a joke. How could she shake all the representatives of more than a hundred countries at the scene?
The representative of Crossing Yin could only retract his hand awkwardly. He hesitated for a long time and did not dare to make a request.
Soon, the representatives of the Five Permanent surrounded Sister You and entered the reception room.
There were originally only some solemn seats here, and all the representatives would talk to the aliens here.
However, after Sister You's stomach growled just now, the advisory group decisively changed their plan and rearranged the venue. They instructed the chef team to prepare the best food immediately. It might be useful.
When Sister You entered, there was already a large dining table inside. However, the incident was in a hurry and they had not served anything yet.
"Miss Black Sphere, you mentioned reception before. Can we understand that you are an official diplomat?" the representative of Huaxia asked.
Unexpectedly, Sister You sat down and said, "No, our civilization will not officially establish diplomatic relations with primitive civilizations."
"…" The scene was very quiet.
The advisory group was also quite disappointed. This sentence was too hurtful.
"We are not primitive. You may not know us yet. We have a prosperous culture, reasonable order and laws, scientific civilization structure and industrial system …"
Sister You said, "I know, but it's very primitive. We have our own standards."
"…" Everyone thought that it was too difficult to chat!
The advisory group said, "Being technologically advanced means that you have the right to be arrogant. If you say that we are primitive, then we are primitive. We don't even have the room to argue."
"The strong set the standards. We can only follow their standards."
The representative of Huaxia calmed down and said, "Then, what is not a primitive civilization? And before that, what was our diplomatic relationship like? "
Sister You said, "If you have the ability to find us, we will think that you are not a primitive civilization. Otherwise, you will always be a primitive race in our territory."
"…" Everyone was speechless. This standard was too overbearing.
One of the professors in the advisory group said pessimistically, "The primitive tribes in the territory?"
"I see, I understand now! This was like the great geographical discovery of the past. The colonists found the primitive natives, but the natives did not know where the colonists came from. The two can never establish an equal exchange. It will always be one-sided. "
Back then, the natives only knew that the colonists came from somewhere in the sea, just like they only knew that the aliens came from somewhere in the starry sky.
If I can go to your place, you have to come to mine too. Regardless of the difference in military strength, this was the basic prerequisite for establishing diplomatic relations.
When they discovered Earth, they immediately encircled the entire Earth within their sphere of influence.
At this moment, Earth was like a tribe in the Amazon jungle. They didn't even know that someone else had occupied the whole of South America.
"I think that the backwardness of technology can't hide the brilliance of civilization … You must also be a mature and orderly civilization. We look forward to peace and friendship with your civilization …" A representative said anxiously.
Sister You interrupted impatiently, "Enough! Stupid pacifist! "
Everyone was stunned. This sentence was too heavy, and it immediately caused some of the representatives to panic.
Fortunately, Sister You said, "You don't need to repeat the rhetoric of peace and friendship over and over again. War comes from benefits. If you have the qualifications to be invaded, I won't be sitting here. It's meaningless no matter how much you love peace.
"We won't go all the way to suppress a primitive race. We have all your resources, and they are everywhere in the universe."
"Please don't keep repeating such nonsense. I feel like my intelligence has been insulted."
Although Sister You spoke mercilessly, many representatives were relieved and felt sweaty all over.
The advisory group also heaved a sigh of relief and said, "That's right … That's right. The elements on Earth are present on all rocky planets. Other than life, there are no special rare earth resources on Earth."
"Yes, there must be a purpose in war. Unless it's to humiliate the country, they won't bother to invade a civilization on a single planet."
If aliens attacked Earth for resources, they would be no different from retards. As long as there was enough mining capacity, Earth was almost a poor ore planet for aliens.
As for technology, they were even less interested. The other party's technology was so high that they couldn't understand it at all. The technology that could cross the vast interstellar space was much higher than theirs.
Being afraid of their technology exploding and surpassing them was even more nonexistent. The detectors were already here. As long as they stayed here, they could monitor their development forever.
The advisory group believed that it would be very easy for the black ball to destroy all the man-made objects that flew out of Earth.
With all this, Earth's civilization was neither a threat nor benefit in the eyes of the other party. It was simply a mascot.
This was a very safe identity for the current Earth civilization.
"Then, will you allow Earth's civilization to continue to develop?" Wallace asked.
Sister You said calmly, "I'm only here to play on behalf of myself. The discoverer has the right to dispose of primitive civilizations. Let me tell you a fact. I found you on my newly bought territory. With Sirius as the center, all the star systems within a diameter of 18 light years have become my private property not long ago. "
"The technological bottleneck itself limits you. In my lifetime, you may not be able to pose any threat to me. Your future will be left to my descendants. "
"…" Everyone didn't know what expression to make to face this reality.
While rejoicing, they also felt very cruel and sad.
Earth could now develop steadily, but they were in the private territory of an individual of a higher civilization. Perhaps in the distant future, they would suddenly choose to eliminate them.
The advisory group quickly realized that their opportunity lay in the alien in front of them.
They had to stabilize this alien and make her have a great impression of Earth. Only then would it be possible for the other party to not choose to eliminate them in exchange for more time when Earth's civilization threatened them in the future.
It would be best if they could trade with her and obtain some practical benefits.
"Miss Black Ball, we have a thriving artistic culture. How do you feel about the interpretation on the beach? Actually, we also have … "Wallace said.
"What? That's art? "Sister You exclaimed.
Wallace's body stiffened, and he felt that he couldn't continue the conversation.
Fortunately, a group of secret service personnel came in with a tray. The Chinese representative immediately changed the topic and said, "We have prepared a sumptuous lunch for your substitute."
Sister You said calmly, "I have a simple understanding of your recipes. Many of the processing methods have destroyed the nutrition of the ingredients. The substitute is very nutritious and doesn't need to be supplemented. "
Everyone was a little disappointed. This alien was too difficult to entertain. The first impression was very important. If Earth didn't have any interest in her visit this time, she might not come again in the next few decades.
The next time she came, it might be a destructive blow or a clean up.
However, the resources were unattractive, the technology was trash, and the aesthetics were different. Art didn't even match, and she didn't even need to eat food. What else did Earth have?
The representatives looked at each other and racked their brains to come up with a solution.
At this moment, they felt like they were talking to a big client in public relations. If they wanted to take something, they had to give it first. However, the alien seemed to be a little stubborn.
The sumptuous lunch was still served and placed on the table.
However, Sister You didn't even look at it and said, "I don't need to eat …"
"Gu gu …" As soon as she finished speaking, her stomach started to growl again.
Seeing this, the Chinese representative said, "I know that the energy you take in for your substitute must be a more efficient way of eating, but didn't you say? You have to treat your substitute as one of your own. "
"Perhaps our food is nothing to you, but we are really sincere."
It was really the alien who said that when it came to substitutes, it was fine to treat them as Earthlings.
Sister You said, "Your actions are very laughable in my eyes, but I can understand you."
"I'll only take a bite …"
After saying that, she grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into her mouth.
Seeing that she took a bite and still didn't have any reaction, the Chinese representative sighed and asked someone to clear the plate.
However, this time, Sister You stopped him and said, "Don't move. I'm talking about the size of the main body's bite."
As she spoke, she stuffed another mouthful of meat with a subtle expression.
"Oh …" He watched her eat one mouthful after another, until the entire plate of meat was gone.
Everyone exchanged glances and someone asked, "Have you finished eating the size of the main body's bite?"
"No, let's have another plate," Sister You said with a strange expression.
The Chinese representative demonstrated how to use the cutlery and said, "Maybe you can try something else."
Sister You frowned and poked another piece of fish into her mouth.
"Hmm?" Sister You raised her eyebrows and started eating the plate of fish again.
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