No wonder his waist had been hurting for a long time. It wasn't that his ability didn't work, but that Great-grandmother was continuously extracting his semen from him. Even if she was a thousand miles away, Great-grandmother could extract his semen as easily as taking something out of her pocket. The range of wifi was so far away.
Killing people in a temple, extracting semen from a thousand miles away. Great-grandmother was still my Great-grandmother.
Li Xianyu covered his face in silence.
He sat cross-legged on the bed and practiced breathing. The central air conditioner on the left side of the wall produced cold air. The air conditioner had a built-in air purifier to filter out the poisonous haze in the air. This allowed the blood descendants to practice breathing with peace of mind.
A moment later, an electric arc flashed on the surface of his body. More electric arcs swam in his body, crackling and flickering. After a few minutes, the electric arcs stopped popping up.
This was the thunder technique that Dharmaraja had taught him. It was born out of the Five Thunder Technique of the Righteous Dao and was one of the Five Thunder Techniques of Divine Firmament. The Five Thunder Techniques originated from the five viscera. It was the energy produced by the convergence of the viscera's Qi and Yin and Yang.
It was said that those who mastered it could communicate with nature and summon the Heavenly Thunder.
For ordinary people to practice thunder techniques, they had to first hone the Qi of the five viscera and use their bodies to discharge electricity. Only then could they communicate with nature and summon lightning. For those who awakened the Thunder Technique like Dharmaraja, they could easily use their bodies to discharge electricity. After a few years of practice, they could summon lightning.
On the other hand, a novice like Li Xianyu could only use the electric shock on a lighter.
Li Xianyu had learned many secret techniques today. In addition to Dharmaraja's thunder technique, there was also Taka Kato's finger technique, Fireball Doll's fire control technique, Thunder Zhanhime's lightning tactics, Killer Girl's Monkey Style Subtraction, Long Aotian's Complete Guide to Deciphering Illusions, King Kong's Spiritual Power Training Posture, King Kong's Physical Combat, and so on.
Almost every colleague who was trapped in Long Aotian's virtual world expressed their gratitude more or less. Some people taught him unique skills, and some people gave him points. Afraid that Li Xianyu would forget, they were very considerate and recorded the cultivation methods and illustrations into the network disk and shared them with Li Xianyu. This way, he could take out his phone and learn at any time.
However, these absolute arts were too specialized. For example, Li Xianyu wasn't a lightning-type awakened martial artist, so his progress in learning thunder arts was very slow. It was the same for other absolute arts. The most outrageous one was the one who wanted to teach Li Xianyu the secret art of "Beauty Identification by Scent".
That guy's Esper Ability was similar to that of Ryder from the Supers Association. It was an investigation-type Esper Ability, and its sense of smell was very developed. It could smell things from very far away, even better than a dog's nose.
He pulled Li Xianyu to a corner and pointed at the pretty girl at the front desk. "What do you smell on her?"
Li Xianyu replied, "Perfume."
The guy shook his head. "No, I smell sugar."
"What candy?"
"Deoxyribose."
“.....”
No wonder this guy was in the law enforcement department despite his mediocre combat power. This sense of smell was even better than a radar on the battlefield.
Then, Li Xianyu received a mantra to cultivate the nose orifice. When one reached a high level of Qi Cultivation, their six senses would become very sensitive, including the nose orifice. That guy gave Li Xianyu a shortcut to cultivate the nose orifice. He concluded that one did not need to reach a high level of Qi Cultivation to open the nose orifice.
For a newbie, it was indeed a very practical technique.
Li Xianyu cultivated the thunder art once. His muscles were numb, but the strength of his bones and tendons were growing. The thunder art could temper his cells and achieve the effect of strengthening his physique.
"After awakening, my stamina and strength have been growing, which drives my True Qi. But my talent in Qi Cultivation is a bit lacking. Instead of wasting time meditating, it's better to go to the gym to train my body and indirectly drive Qi Cultivation. "
Li Xianyu's current cultivation was far from reaching the next level, but he was a pay-to-win player with three exclusive artifacts. Coupled with the self-healing ability, he was already better than the average junior employee and could even fight a few moves with intermediate employees.
In the evening, it was still early before dinner time. Li Xianyu was already hungry and ate and drank to his heart's content. It was a bit lonely to eat alone. It was good to have Great-grandmother. Although it was not dinner time, as long as there was good food, Great-grandmother would be happy to accompany him to eat until the end of time.
After dinner, Li Xianyu, who was about to find Thunder Zhanhime for a cup of coffee, received a message from his roommate, Huang Yicong. "Li Xianyu, where the hell have you been? You haven't come to school for half a month and I didn't hear that you were expelled."
Li Xianyu replied, "Just think of it as me taking a break from school. I went to do something big."
Huang Yicong: "F * ck you, Great-grandmother. What can you do?"
Do you believe that I won't ask Great-grandmother to beat you to death?
Li Xianyu replied, "What's left of a tree when it's exhausted, it will wither at dusk. If a man has no ambition, he is no different from others. "
Huang Yicong: "Speak human language."
Li Xianyu didn't answer and asked, "What's up?"
Huang Yicong: "Let's have dinner in the dorm tonight and play games after dinner. We haven't played together in a long time."
The training had been too hard recently, so it was good to strike a balance between work and rest. Li Xianyu: "Okay, let's meet at the school gate?"
PM: 18: 50. I'm too tired from writing. Let's play a few games to relax …
PM: 20: 30. Damn, I have to win one game …
PM: 22: 40. Damn, it's already so late. I'm not going to update anymore. Let's continue playing …
Li Xianyu suddenly remembered a certain author's Weibo status and silently covered his face. He had a bad feeling that he was going to fall into a trap again.
"It's only the beginning of the month. I have to practice hard this month and rest for two days at most. I won't play games with you in the future." He made up his mind.
It was rush hour when he left the company. The traffic was dense. Men were carrying backpacks while women were carrying handbags. The traffic lights were crowded with people. Taking the subway at this time was the most torturous. You had to maximize your stamina and Dexterity, or you wouldn't be able to get a seat.
Even if you accidentally increased your defense, you wouldn't lose anything. At least you wouldn't be squeezed out of the carriage.
Li Xianyu, who was a local, had his adoptive father's car to and from school before he went to university. After he went to university, because he lived close to his school, he had never experienced the feeling of standing in a crowded carriage for an hour. When a beautiful girl with a voluptuous figure approached him, he would explode and yell, "F * ck off!"
At this time, taking the subway was obviously more efficient than taking a taxi or bus. His company was quite far from the university, so it would take about 40 minutes to get there.
Li Xianyu drifted with the crowd in the carriage. If there were girls around him, he could enjoy some benefits. After 40 minutes, he arrived at the station, but he didn't feel tired at all. He suddenly realized that he was no longer who he used to be.
He didn't see his roommates at the university gate. He called them and found that they had booked a private room and ordered food at a Hunan restaurant in the university town.
It was a special restaurant for their dormitory gatherings. It was cheap and affordable for students. The decoration was good, and the food was spicy.
When Li Xianyu opened the door of the private room, there were six people inside. Three of them were girls. Li Xianyu only knew one of them. It was his roommate Zhao Yi's girlfriend. Her surname was Zhang, but he forgot her full name.
All of the girls' eyes lit up at the sight of Li Xianyu.
Li Xianyu was handsome and fair-skinned. After his awakening, his spirit had reached a peak. He was radiant, and the opposite sex would naturally be attracted to him.
"Where have you been for the past half a month?" Yang Guangtai, who was single, widened his eyes. "Did you go to Thailand?"
Zhao Yi waved at him. "We were waiting for you. You haven't come to school for a long time. What's the big deal?"
His roommates didn't deliberately mention the women's toilet. It wasn't something to be proud of. Although it was very nice in the eyes of the boys, there were girls in the room.
Huang Yicong ignored Li Xianyu. He sat in a daze, his pupils dilated, and his face gray. He looked like he had been hollowed out.
Li Xianyu patted his shoulder hard. The latter trembled as if he was greatly frightened. When he saw Li Xianyu clearly, he was relieved and said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing? Take care of yourself." In the presence of outsiders, Li Xianyu couldn't say that his girlfriend had sucked him dry last night. You could ignore the man, but you had to respect his kidney.
After everyone was seated, the waiter started to serve the dishes.
Zhao Yi was the organizer of the gathering. He introduced two girls to Li Xianyu. The girl with a round face was called Wang Mengmeng. Her eyes were big and blinking. Li Xianyu gave her six points. The other girl looked average. She had long hair and a good temperament.
Men drank, women drank. Zhao Yi held Li Xianyu's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "In our dormitory, only you and Guangtai don't have a girlfriend. Comrade, you're dragging the organization down. I've found you a very good girl. The girl on the left is my girlfriend's best friend. She comes from a good family. You don't have a girlfriend, right? "
So it was a blind date?
Zhao Yi was a rich second generation. When he first entered school, he bragged that his father had tens of millions of assets. His business had been going well for the past few years, so his assets should have increased. Other than the temper of a young master, he was so arrogant that sometimes people wanted to beat him up. He was a good person and generous.
Li Xianyu glanced at the girl with a round face. "Guangtai obviously likes her."
Zhao Yi said unhappily, "Guangtai doesn't have a chance, but the other one is up for grabs. Why do women nowadays have such high standards? She's average, but she's always thinking about long-legged oppa."
Li Xianyu laughed. "There are so many five-centimeter men, don't they also want to sleep with the goddess? You help Guangtai matchmake her. I'll pass, I don't plan to find a girlfriend. "
Recently, he had seen too many beauties, and all of them were good. He was tired of looking at them.
Zhao Yi curled his lips. "If you don't want a girlfriend, you can still be a friend."
"What do you mean?"
"You know."
"You're even better than me. Why don't you be that friend of yours?"
"I agree, but my girlfriend doesn't."
Yang Guangtai raised his glass. "What are you two whispering about? Li Xianyu, drink, drink."
He was exceptionally generous today. Everyone knew that there was a beauty beside him.
After a few glasses, Yang Guangtai said, "I don't see you playing games, and you don't even come to school. Where did you go?"
Li Xianyu said half-truthfully, "To catch a ghost."
Zhao Yi laughed. "Why didn't you get sucked dry by the ghost?"
Li Xianyu thought, With my Great-grandmother around, there's no way it'll be the ghost's turn.
"Didn't a girl commit suicide in the toilet a while ago? That toilet was haunted." The long-haired Chen Lingjiao said, "I heard it from Huihui."
"Women's opinions, gossiping all day long." Zhao Yi rolled his eyes.
"Didn't you say that yourself?" Zhang Hui was not convinced.
"You're still talking about it." Afraid that she would expose Li Xianyu's embarrassing past, Zhao Yi glared at his girlfriend. "There's no ghost."
"How do you know there isn't?" The round-faced Wang Mengmeng glanced at Li Xianyu. Seeing that he was looking at her, she quietly straightened her back and sat up straight. "I've also encountered supernatural incidents."
"You're making up stories?" Zhao Yi teased.
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