The four of them came to the window and looked down. At the end of the street, a few horses were galloping towards them. On the backs of the horses were rich young masters. They shouted loudly and the pedestrians retreated in fear.
The so-called rich second generation had three treasures: racing cars, flirting with girls, and showing off their wealth. Whether it was in the real world or the virtual world, they were all the same.
If it was a web novel plot from ten years ago, the main character would make an appearance.
Just as this thought appeared in Li Xianyu's mind, he saw a petite girl on the side of the street rushing towards the horses. Then, she screamed in fear.
The young masters were caught off guard. They wanted to rein in their horses but it was too late. Seeing that the girl was about to die under the hooves of the horses, a tall and straight figure rushed out from the side of the street. His speed was comparable to Liu Xiang's, and he was even more agile than Kobe. He hugged the girl and rolled on the street, dodging the rampaging horses.
After running for a few meters, the young master stopped his horse and turned it around. He scolded, "Do you want to die? You unpresentable unrefined person … Yo, this girl is so pretty. Do you want to go back with the young masters to play?"
A few young masters rode on horses and surrounded the girl and the young man who saved her.
Seeing this scene, Li Xianyu felt an indescribable disgust. It wasn't disgust at those rich second generation who rode horses in the streets, nor was it because the hero saving the girl was too old. How should he put it, it was too stiff … Yes, it was too stiff. It was like reading a third-rate web novel. The author's pretentious plot was awkward and stiff. It made the readers feel like their intelligence was being insulted.
Just now, the girl rushed out of the street on her own. It seemed like she was laying the groundwork for Long Aotian's appearance.
"It's too fake. Is this considered a loophole?" Li Xianyu complained.
"This is indeed a small loophole. Besides, it doesn't make sense that the princess didn't have any guards following her out of the palace. Furthermore, the Imperial Palace is heavily guarded. How could a powerless little princess sneak out without being noticed? This is a huge logical loophole. " The girl assassin said, "One of our colleagues jumped out to point out this loophole, but Long Aotian ignored it. He didn't even bother to patch it."
"For otakus, this isn't a problem. That's how it is. Everything only serves the plot. Supporting characters don't need intelligence. In reality, all the supporting characters were carved from the same mold. They just had to change their avatars and maps and appear repeatedly. Most of the readers belong to the category of Zhen Xiang, cursing as they read. "Li Xianyu:" So she's a princess. Wow, she's so beautiful. "
He saw the young boy and girl who were surrounded. If he had to describe the girl, he could only use one word: perfect!
Even though there was a beautiful sister at home who had cultivated a picky eye, Li Xianyu still couldn't find any flaws in her facial features. It was just that she was too young. She looked to be only fourteen or fifteen years old. She was not his cup of tea.
Long Aotian was indeed a lolicon and a sis-con. He was definitely a heretic.
And when he saw Long Aotian clearly, there was only one thought in his mind: Impossible, there is actually such a handsome man in this world.
I refuse to accept this.
Long Aotian's handsomeness could no longer be described with words. He was handsome, elegant, and had a jade-like complexion, red lips, and white teeth … All of these were not enough to describe him.
If this face was lost in the real world, he could become the richest man in the world just by living off a woman. He could kill Ma Yun and Ma Huateng. He could turn the richest man in the world into ashes with just one look.
Thinking about Long Aotian's appearance in the real world, Li Xianyu took a deep breath. Doesn't he have a conscience?
"The princess is one of Long Aotian's harem?" Li Xianyu asked.
"Yes. She's also his support in the Wuji Empire. After this hero saves the beauty, the princess will fall in love with him and will not marry anyone else but him. After that, there will be a few months of acting cool. The beautiful princess will fall in love with the loser, the whole country will be in an uproar, and the nobles will be in disbelief. "The young assassin said," In another half a year, the princess will fall in love with him and give birth to a child. "
Give birth to a child?!
Li Xianyu was shocked. The little princess looked only fourteen years old. She was underage.
A death sentence?
"How do you know?" he asked.
"The script will be reincarnated," the young assassin said. "Even though the script is written from the mortal world to the celestial world and the celestial world, the current development of the virtual world ends in the mortal world. So, after Long Aotian finishes the script in the mortal world, he will reset the game and start from the useless young master again. One reincarnation of the script is about four days in the real world, and three years in the virtual world. "
He found another poisonous point in web novels. How could the male protagonists lay their hands on the thirteen or fourteen-year-old female protagonists? They were beasts.
Would you be sexually … interested in a flat-chested little girl who had just started middle school?
Ancient times … was the era of lolicons' dreams.
Jealousy made Li Xianyu's face ugly. He said, "I have a bold idea. Why don't we take this opportunity to kill Long Aotian? He's still useless now. We can kill him until he can't walk out of the newbie village."
The young assassin shook her head. "People have tried this idea before. Everyone who tried to kill Long Aotian in the newbie village was either killed by lightning or a hidden expert appeared out of nowhere and killed with a sword. There were many ways to die, but in the end, Long Aotian was unharmed."
"The main character's undying aura?"
If that was the case, how could they conquer Long Aotian's virtual world?
Geniuses couldn't defeat those who transmigrated, those who transmigrated couldn't defeat those with luck, those with luck couldn't defeat those with cheats, and those with cheats couldn't defeat those with the main character's aura.
"Yes. Although Long Aotian is immersed in the virtual world and can't distinguish between reality and illusion, his subconscious is controlling the illusory formation to protect him."
If it was subconscious, then his thinking and reaction speed would definitely not be as good as his subjective consciousness. This might be an opportunity.
An idea came to Li Xianyu. "Since we can't kill him, why don't we try to make friends with him?"
"Make friends?" Thunder Zhanhime and the young assassin looked at him.
"It's better to be friends than enemies."
Thunder Zhanhime and the young assassin looked at each other and were surprised. They didn't think of this idea. It sounded very feasible. The young assassin patted his shoulder. "Yes, that's right. In the past, I only thought about how to defeat Long Aotian or wake him up with words. I never thought about making friends with Long Aotian. "
At that moment, the conflict on the street was getting more and more intense. The leader of the group whipped the ground and looked down at the beautiful young man. He laughed. "Long Aotian, you're just a piece of trash from the Long Family. How dare you fight with me for a woman?"
Long Aotian didn't say anything. He just stared at them coldly.
"Last month, you fought with the fourth prince for a woman in the Breeze Pavilion and got your bones broken. You're too weak, so you hide at home like a coward. What an arrogant piece of trash," the leader of the group said in an arrogant tone.
His companions laughed arrogantly.
"It's against the law for you to let your horses roam the streets. I'll ask my … my father to punish you." The big loli shouted angrily.
"Little girl, do you know who Young Master Ye is? The guards in the city all listen to his brother. His brother is Ye Liangchen, one of the five young masters of Wuji City. He's Princess Gaoyue's future husband. Who's your father?"
"Little girl, none of the women that Young Master Ye likes can escape from his palm."
A few of the young masters chimed in one after another.
Thunder Zhanhime said. "Why did he arrange this kind of plot for himself? Is Long Aotian a masochist?"
Li Xianyu said. "Zhanhime, you don't understand this. Web novels have this pattern: First suppress, then raise. The more the main character is bullied, the more depressed the reader will be. Then, when the main character is proud and shocked everyone, you will feel a kind of pleasure from the inside out. If I'm not wrong, Princess Gaoyue is this little girl. "
The female assassin patted his shoulder. "Interesting. You're right."
Li Xianyu smiled confidently. I've read a lot of books. From Abin to Master Qin, from Hou Longtao to Bai Jie, I'm familiar with them all.
Young Master Ye yelled, "Take her away."
They seemed to be ready to take the girl by force.
"Here's your chance!" Li Xianyu rushed to the window and shouted. "Stop! Jiangnan old thief … Pui, shameless dog thief. You let your horses roam the streets and take a girl by force. There are laws and justice. As long as I, Zhao Ritian, am here, you won't be able to do anything. "
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