King Kong had a good relationship with Li Bai, so he stayed to chat with him. Thunder Zhanhime had other things to do, so he told Li Xianyu and Li Bai to rest well before leaving. The three men chatted casually in the ward.
Li Xianyu soon blended in with them. Although Li Bai and King Kong had a weird habit of writing poems and Li Bai was afraid of women, they had good personalities and were easy to get along with.
"You'll be our company's nanny from now on," Li Bai said. "If you appeared earlier, we wouldn't have lost so many brothers."
King Kong said, "I don't know if your blood can regrow limbs. If it can, I suddenly have a bold idea."
Li Bai and Li Xianyu asked, "What idea?"
King Kong said helplessly, "I can't have any physical contact with women. Once it happens, I want to chop off the part of the body. But, as a man, I still want to be with a woman … "
Li Bai was confused. "Then?"
Li Xianyu slapped his head. "So you want to chop off your penis after sex? Damn, where did your imagination come from? You're really a genius. "
Li Bai: "!!!"
King Kong sighed. "You're also a genius. No wonder the girl killer and Taka Kato admire you so much."
Li Xianyu said, "Your mental illness is very strange. Doesn't gynophobia only appear in otakus and old men? The former lack experience with women, so they'll be shy and shy when they see women. The latter, we all know, is short of gold. "
"But you don't fit either of them. What's the reason you're afraid of women?"
King Kong's eyes were filled with fear as if he had thought of something terrifying. The 1.9-meter-tall man actually shivered.
Li Xianyu said helplessly, "You really don't have to be so afraid. Maybe you lack the first time. When I first got a room with my big sister, I was also excited and my legs were shaking. Then … "
King Kong asked, "How was it?"
Li Xianyu said, "I realized it was quite fun."
King Kong looked envious. "Describe it."
Li Xianyu scratched his head. "It's hard to describe. Why don't you go do yoga?"
Li Bai: "??"
Why can't I keep up with the rhythm of their conversation? Am I getting old?
After chatting for a long time, Li Xianyu realized that King Kong actually desired the thing between a man and a woman. However, he could not accept physical contact with women, and he was not interested in being a sh * t-stirrer.
Li Xianyu was a veteran. He patiently shared his experience with him, hoping to arouse his male instincts. Then, he would teach him a lesson and see if he could overcome his female phobia.
"Most young people actually don't understand the path of bliss. They only know how to do it." Li Xianyu spoke frankly with assurance, "The normal procedure should be:
One: Stuttering.
Two: Preaching and receiving teachings.
Three: Through the intestines.
The third one is more hardcore. Actually, if you can do the third step, you won't have to overcome your female phobia. "
Li Bai: "???"
King Kong did not understand, but he thought it was awesome.
After Li Xianyu finished speaking, he said expectantly, "After listening for so long, you should have the urge to do that now, right?"
King Kong nodded vigorously.
Li Xianyu guided him patiently. "Be bold and tell me, what do you desire now?"
King Kong said in a deep voice, "I desire something new."
Li Xianyu: "…"
'Nao, it's a nao.' 'This person is useless.'
After a moment of silence, Li Bai finally found an opportunity to bring the topic back on track. He said, "Li Xianyu, the company will probably reward you with points, but I have to repay the favor of saving my life. I'll teach you a technique called Sword Exhalation. "
"Sword Exhalation?"
"Yes." Li Bai nodded. "I don't have enough True Qi now, so I can't perfect it in actual combat. I may not like elegance, but you can experience the power."
He made a "pfft" sound as if he had spat phlegm in his throat and spat it out.
It was not "like", but he really spat phlegm. Li Xianyu saw the phlegm flash in his mouth, and then the ceiling was penetrated by a hole the width of a finger.
The novice Li Xianyu was stunned. He said in a daze, "I suddenly don't want to learn."
Li Bai said, "It's not very elegant because I don't have enough Qi. I can only attach Qi to my saliva to unleash its power. Usually, when I exhale, there will be a stream of Sword Qi. It's very powerful. I'll teach you how to circulate your Qi now. King Kong, get lost first. Don't eavesdrop on my unique skill. "
.....
Outside the ward, Dharmaraja knocked on the door, and a clear voice came from inside. "Come in."
He pushed the door open and entered. This time, Unparalleled Fighting Soul was not playing with her phone. She stood quietly in the ward with a picturesque face.
Dharmaraja subconsciously retracted his aura and put on a reserved posture like a primary school student facing a teacher.
When he first saw her, he did not feel any pressure from her. Instead, he felt that Unparalleled Fighting Soul was quite cute.
The second time he saw her was yesterday. It was also in this ward. Li Xianyu was lying unconscious on the bed. At that time, she also stood quietly in the ward, her body surging with a terrifying aura like a tsunami or a landslide.
At that moment, Dharmaraja, who could barely breathe, realized that the first time was because her great-grandson was there. Of course, Great-grandmother would not reveal her terrifying aura to her own juniors. The Unparalleled Fighting Soul in front of him was the real Fighting Soul, the war machine that had once killed so many people that there was no light in the world.
"What can I do for you?" Dharmaraja said respectfully.
"My great-grandson almost died." Great-grandmother said faintly, "I'm not happy. I'm very unhappy."
"It's our fault. We didn't protect him well." Dharmaraja said.
He thought to himself, 'Your grandson is so useless. He'll get hurt if he gets hit, and he'll die if he gets touched. Not to mention the three of you, even the big boss won't be able to save him.'
Great-grandmother snorted, "If I rely on you bunch of useless people, my grandson will definitely not live long enough to marry and have children."
Dharmaraja said, "Yes, yes, yes. You are right."
He thought to himself, 'Forget it. Her ancestral kidney deficiency still wants children.'
Great-grandmother snorted again, "Help me gather the representatives of the Buddhist Taoist Association and the major families. Set the location at Lianhua Temple. I want to have a good talk with them."
Dharmaraja frowned and said, "You are …"
The Unparalleled Fighting Soul was now a useless account. At most, she could use the Broken Spirit Bead as a threat. Everyone knew her bottom line. At most, she would not touch Li Xianyu or let him live. As long as the Fighting Soul did not use the Broken Spirit Bead, her words had no weight. Not to mention any negotiation.
Speaking of which, the "suicide" threat of the Fighting Soul of the Li family was definitely the first in history.
When he came into contact with Great-grandmother's burning gaze, he was stunned for a moment. He looked carefully and was surprised to find the subtle changes in the Fighting Soul. He said in surprise, "You, you …"
Great-grandmother nodded, "I can barely recover 40% of my combat power. I can't beat that bald donkey Buddha head, but I can beat those useless chickens and dogs of the Bloodline World."
Dharmaraja smiled bitterly and said, "You are really not afraid that Buddha head will seal you."
Great-grandmother said, "Don't worry, I won't start a massacre, and I am not planning to bring Li Xianyu with me. I will give Buddha head one last chance. If he does not stand on my side, I will be the first to destroy the Extreme Dao of the Bloodline World when my grandson achieves great success. "
Dharmaraja did not doubt that decisive killing was the true Unparalleled Fighting Soul. Back then, Buddha head had almost turned Lianhua Temple into ruins in a rage because he had stopped her.
He said helplessly, "I will ask for the big boss' opinion first. Please remember to control yourself. Bosch has been established for a few years, but its foundation is still shallow. We really cannot fall out with them."
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