Slime was one of the creatures that Li Xianyu had seen. Its sadness index could be ranked second, second only to Wang Chen. No matter what happened to others in the past, there would always be some sweet memories in life.
For example, San Wu had gained teammates before.
For example, Thunder Zhanhime finally killed his father to avenge himself.
For example, Hua Yang had a pure relationship with Li Wuxiang.
Even the three sworn brothers had a few years of time where they treated each other with sincerity.
Slime's life did not have any sweet memories worth recalling. It was a new life that was born from the divine matter left behind by the ancient demon. It was imprisoned in the Pantheon Palace from the moment it had its own consciousness.
Countless years later, it left the Pantheon Palace with Wang Chen in an attempt to take over someone else's body and be reborn. However, it was too dark. Wang Chen turned out to be an invincible Extreme Dao seed. After many years of entanglement, Wang Chen died. Even at death's door, Wang Chen did not let it go, thinking that it was an evil creature that deserved to be sealed.
After 80 years, the God finally opened a gate leading to the Heaven for him. The seal was broken by Ancient God Church. Slime aimed at the weakest chicken among the three chickens that broke into the mountain cave.
This chicken was not beautiful, but it had the Black Water Spirit Bead in its body.
The Slime was painfully aware of two things: Fate was essentially a repeater, and the reason God opened the door for it was to squeeze its skull.
The entangled fate repeated itself. This time, it was not only facing its host, but also the Unparalleled War Soul. Li Xianyu was not as pitiful as the demon, a child without parents. He had parents.
Such a tragic life, he should face it bravely.
Li Xianyu shouted: "It's all Wang Chen's fault."
The originally silent slime suddenly reacted. Its veins bulged and a red light flashed. But just like the reflexive kick of a dying person, it did not wake up.
Even the trick didn't work?
Great-grandmother came over and shouted: "It's all Wang Chen's fault."
Slime kicked its legs.
"It's all Wang Chen's fault."
Slime kicked its legs again.
"It's all Wang Chen's fault."
The slime desperately kicked its legs in response.
It seemed that even the slime itself could not wake up on its own. Perhaps in its subconscious, the slime was experiencing a nightmare. It desperately wanted to kick its legs to get up, but it just could not.
"Your mixed-blood wife is done for." Great-grandmother sighed. Even though he did not like the Thunder Battle Concubine, when a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreled, he would only curse the other party to hurry up and die. He did not really want the other party to die on the spot.
"I've learned the method of combing Qi activity before. Let me try it out. Maybe it can slow down her condition." Great-grandmother helped the delirious Thunder Zhanhime to sit up, but when she lifted the quilt, she suddenly froze.
Her gaze landed on a certain spot on the bed. There were a few brown bloodstains, which were particularly eye-catching against the pure white bedsheets.
This thing was called Falling Red. Falling Red was not the falling red of heartless things.
"Who hasn't died since ancient times? It doesn't matter if you die early or late." Great-grandmother quietly laid Thunder Zhanhime down.
She knew that her great-grandson and this mixed-blood woman were doing something shameful in the room, but knowing was one thing. After seeing it with her own eyes, she realized that she couldn't face this matter directly.
The bloodstains had already dried, but they were still so glaring and glaring.
Her heart suddenly felt empty.
The room suddenly became quiet, and no one spoke. After a while, Li Xianyu had an idea. He said to the slime in an urgent voice, "Wang Chen is here, Wang Chen is here!"
His tone was like he was shouting "the wolf is here", as if Wang Chen was a terrifying and threatening creature like a wolf.
The pitch-black left arm suddenly expanded a few times, turning into the left arm of the Devil Muscle Man. The blood vessels bulged and shone with a bright red light. Then, the slime's tired and panicked voice came, "Where is Wang Chen? Where is Wang Chen?"
Li Xianyu's left hand began to wave randomly. The strength was so great that he couldn't control it. That was the slime waving his fists randomly, fighting with the air with his wits and courage.
No, he was fighting with Wang Chen with his wits and courage.
Even after eighty years, that period of struggle was still engraved in his subconscious. The psychological shadow … was huge.
"Where is Wang Chen, where is Wang Chen …" The slime shouted in a fierce tone at first, but gradually calmed down. His tone also became weaker, and then there was a long silence.
"Wang Chen … is already dead." The slime said softly, "It's been eighty years."
Wang Chen's soul had already returned to heaven and earth. Now, his enemy was Li Xianyu.
"Li Xianyu … seems to be dead too. This one is even more unlucky than Wang Chen, and his life is even shorter. Right, where am I, where am I? "
His consciousness gradually returned. From the slime's perspective, the first thing he saw was the Unparalleled Battle Soul.
"Hey, why aren't you dead yet? Your great-grandson is already dead. Shouldn't you have left the Shattered Spirit Bead to follow him? Sure enough, it's all talk. Women are all big pig trotters, "Slime said disdainfully.
Great-grandmother did not respond to it.
"I'm not dead yet." Li Xianyu said.
The slime was silent for a moment. "You're really tough."
It let out a tired sigh.
"How are you feeling now?" Li Xianyu asked.
"Very tired, very hungry, and want to sleep." The slime said. "We're out of the Pantheon Palace? How did you survive? "
Its memory still stopped at the Pantheon Palace.
"It's a long story." Li Xianyu said impatiently. "Tell me clearly. How am I more unlucky than Wang Chen?"
Li Xianyu was not convinced.
Wang Chen was an abandoned child by fate. He betrayed his sect, lost his reputation, and his lover died. In the end, he was surrounded and killed. How could I be more unlucky than him? I'm a man with a whole harem. I'm very happy.
"I know you're tired, so I prepared a feast for you." Li Xianyu seized the time and came to the bed. "She has a strong vitality in her body. It's perfect for you to nourish."
The slime was shocked. "Did she make you a cuckold?"
"Huh?"
"Why else would you suck her dry?"
"I don't know why her body has a strong vitality. She can't handle it anymore. I need you to help you get rid of this power. You're the only creature that has made me a cuckold. "Li Xianyu put his left hand on Thunder Zhanhime's shoulder." Be careful. Don't suck her dry. "
The moment his left hand touched the Thunder Combat Concubine, her entire body spasmed, her brows furrowed, and endless moans came from her nose … But that was not the main point.
The point was that the vitality seemed to have found an outlet under the slime's guidance. It rushed toward Li Xianyu's left hand and was absorbed.
The whole process lasted for ten minutes. It was only when Thunder Zhanhime's cheeks were slightly sunken like a patient lying in bed for a long time that Li Xianyu retracted his left hand.
The energy in the long-legged beauty's body disappeared. She became weak and haggard. Her black hair lost its luster and withered like straw.
She was unconscious.
If the slime had a face, it would be glowing.
"What a strong power. I feel like I'm 80 years younger." It said excitedly. "What's with this power? Is there more?"
Li Xianyu called Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao, who were outside the room. After the two doctors examined her, they sighed in relief. "She's fine. She just needs to rest."
Li Xianyu was relieved. He sat on the bed and touched Thunder Zhanhime's cheek. My S-class girlfriend is so weak that she can't take care of herself.
With the problem solved, Dharmaraja said, "I'll go to the control room."
Great-grandmother glanced at him. "I'm going back to my room to sleep."
Li Xianyu reached out to hold her hand subconsciously. Great-grandmother slapped him.
Both of them were stunned.
"My hand … it slipped." Great-grandmother explained forcefully.
"Okay." Li Xianyu nodded.
She secretly heaved a sigh of relief. After venting her anger, she felt much better. She didn't want to leave anymore. He walked to the window and stood there, gazing at the brightly lit city in the dark night.
The Lightning Dharmaraja returned with a strange expression on his face. "Apart from you, no one else entered her room."
According to the surveillance video, Li Xianyu was the only one who entered Thunder Zhanhime's room the whole night. He was there for an hour. It was the time when he called Li Xianyu to inform him of the meeting.
Lightning Dharmaraja was an experienced person, so he naturally understood that the two of them must be doing something shameful in the room.
Of course, they were a couple. They were free to do whatever they wanted. He just couldn't figure out why such a big problem happened to Thunder Zhanhime after Li Xianyu left. That was why his expression was so strange.
However, the time surprised Dharmaraja. He thought to himself that young people's bodies were indeed not ordinary.
Even if the foreplay took five to ten minutes and there was bound to be an accident during the foreplay, the actual time of the fight was more than half an hour.
That was not bad.
"I see." Li Xianyu nodded. "Dharmaraja, you don't have to worry about this. But remember to keep it a secret. I hope you can help me talk to Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao."
"Got it." Dharmaraja said. Since it was a matter between young lovers, he wouldn't ask.
After Dharmaraja left, Li Xianyu rubbed his face. "Great-grandmother, this is probably caused by me."
Great-grandmother turned around and glanced at him.
Li Xianyu told her what Ice Slag had told him.
The last time he went home to test his parents, Ice Slag happened to be at home. When Li Xianyu was secretly savoring the beautiful memories of his youth, she caught him on the spot. At that time, Ice Slag told him something that he still couldn't figure out: he couldn't touch women for two years.
Because he didn't understand, he didn't take it seriously. Tonight, he and Zhanhime were deeply in love.
But in the end, such a big problem happened.
But it's not like I haven't slept with women before. At most four times a month, and at least twice. Didn't those women who were intimate with him live well?
No, although I had slept with many women in the past, I hadn't awakened at that time. Thunder Zhanhime was the first woman I had an intimate relationship with after awakening. Therefore, I can't compare them.
"Unless I sleep with another woman," Li Xianyu suggested. "Great-grandmother, why don't I try with another woman?"
Great-grandmother smiled softly. "Who do you want to try with?"
This was a proposition. Li Xianyu pondered. "No, I'm joking."
Then he changed the topic. "Great-grandmother, you said that I'm the best human cauldron, right? What's the matter with a human cauldron? Is there anything special about me?"
I'm a human cauldron. Why didn't I know?
How did Great-grandmother know that I'm the best human cauldron? After all, she didn't see me at 20 centimeters.
After thinking for a moment, Great-grandmother searched in Li Xianyu's wallet for a long time and found two apples. "These two apples, which one do you think is sweeter?"
Li Xianyu pointed at the one with better color.
Great-grandmother nodded and looked at him with a "do you understand?" expression.
Li Xianyu still didn't understand, but he more or less understood Great-grandmother's meaning. A human cauldron could be "judged" to a certain extent. For example, if you saw a girl on the street with long legs, a thin waist, and a big belly, you would know that she was a girl worth carefully tasting.
"The smell, in modern terms, is the smell of hormones. Beasts are especially sensitive to this kind of smell. They can distinguish whether a human cauldron is good or bad through smell. Even though I don't know the dual cultivation method, I can still smell a special scent on your body. It's fatally attractive to bloodline females, especially those of a different species. "Great-grandmother added," Cuihua used to like sleeping with you very much for this reason. "
"If it's just a human cauldron, I'm afraid it can't explain what happened to her." Although Li Xianyu didn't know the dual cultivation method and the method of plucking, he also knew that no matter how evil and crooked the path was, it still had to be gradual. The amazing thing was that one's cultivation would advance faster, and the sequelae would be greater, but it was impossible to be like Thunder Zhanhime, who almost ascended on the spot.
How could there be such a thing in the world? Leveling up to 99 in one slash?
"You should ask her about this," Great-grandmother replied indifferently.
She was giving her great-grandson a sour face. She really minded the matter between him and Thunder Zhanhime, but she couldn't say it out loud, so she put on a cold attitude.
"What do you mean? The vigorous energy in her body was given to her by you?" Slime listened for a long time and understood a little.
"Although it's hard to believe, it seems so." Li Xianyu nodded.
As soon as he finished speaking, his left hand suddenly went to his crotch uncontrollably and rubbed it crazily. "Quick, come out. Let me see. Let me see."
The scene was too beautiful. Great-grandmother was afraid that she would be blinded by the light, so she spat and turned around silently.
What the hell …
Li Xianyu forcefully pulled his left hand out. "If you continue to be naughty, I'll chop you."
Your gesture is not right at all. Rubbing is the wrong gesture, this is the correct one.
Come, I'll teach you in the toilet.
At this moment, Thunder Zhanhime suddenly woke up, as if she had just had a nightmare. She opened her eyes and gasped for breath.
"Do you feel better?" Li Xianyu sat by the bed and asked softly.
Thunder Zhanhime immediately said in an aggrieved tone, "It doesn't hurt anymore. I'm just tired."
Exhaustion was unavoidable, because the slime had absorbed a lot of essence energy. If it was a normal person, they would have to stay in bed for at least a few months to recover.
"I-I feel wet all over. I want to take a shower." Thunder Zhanhime rubbed her legs under the blanket.
This was inevitable. After all, she had been in a daze for ten minutes. Li Xianyu guessed that Thunder Zhanhime's waist must be sore now.
"Go to sleep first. When you wake up, your essence will recover slightly tomorrow." Li Xianyu said.
"Hmph!" Great-grandmother snorted softly.
Thunder Zhanhime then realized that the Li family's old witch was in the room. She immediately tensed her body and didn't move her head. She glanced at the window.
She was still quite afraid of Great-grandmother, especially after Great-grandmother recovered her extreme combat power. She didn't dare to speak sarcastically.
Thunder Zhanhime looked at Li Xianyu with timid and weak eyes. If Great-grandmother knew about what she and Li Xianyu did, would she be so angry that she would beat them up?
"We were talking about something. Your abnormal state just now was most likely caused by me. I don't know the reason for it yet." Li Xianyu said.
He didn't tell Thunder Zhanhime that he was a top-grade furnace. It was too embarrassing. He felt that if he said it, he would be labeled as a BQ.
Thunder Zhanhime said, "I just dreamed of a man. He appeared repeatedly. It was so strange. I didn't know him."
"A man?" Li Xianyu joked, "I used to dream of the goddess, but I couldn't remember what she looked like when I woke up."
But sometimes he clearly remembered that the goddess was an ice shard. That was when he was young.
"But I clearly remember what he looked like." Thunder Zhanhime said, "I even saw a thin gap on his left eyebrow. It was a very small scar."
Li Xianyu didn't take it seriously.
Great-grandmother raised her eyebrows and walked to the bedside. Her eyes were sharp. "What did you say?"
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