December 24th, Christmas Eve. Air quality: 175. Heavy haze.
Not suitable to go out, shop, or cultivate.
Li Xianyu stood by the window and looked at the pale sky. He dialed Ice Slag's number with the phone in his palm. The electronic female voice repeated, "The number you have dialed is temporarily unavailable …"
That b * tch was uncontactable. 'Damn it, it was all a lie.' She had long known her identity and decided to disappear when she was in Europe. She didn't even come to see her adoptive father before he died. Did she feel sad for the man who raised her for more than 20 years?
He was in a bad mood. Looking at the hazy weather, Li Xianyu remembered when he first opened the Divine Gate and sucked in all the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi within a radius of dozens of meters. Then, he was poisoned by the haze and had to be put on a drip in the hospital for three hours … His mood became even worse.
With his current physique, he would be able to expel the smog after inhaling for three days and three nights. However, at that time, he was still a young and inexperienced boy. At that time, he felt that he was possessed by the devil and was so scared that his bladder tightened. He even secretly blamed his great-grandmother for being unreliable and believing in her nonsense.
He wasn't familiar with Great-grandmother at that time, so he didn't complain.
Time passed so quickly. In the blink of an eye, he was half a step into Extreme Dao.
In half a year, his adoptive father passed away and his sister became an ancient demon.
He wanted to lament the impermanence of the world, but on second thought, many of his encounters were already predestined before he was born. For example, his adoptive father. He had endured for 20 years just to vent his frustrations in the battle before his death. For example, Ice Slag. Her identity determined her fate in the future.
This was what people often called fate. It was karma.
However, Li Xianyu also knew one more thing: The so-called fate was just people lamenting about the stupid things they had done.
His adoptive father's death was his stupid thing. His biggest mistake was not discussing it with his adoptive son. If he had intervened, his adoptive father might not have died.
Li Xianyu had also done something stupid. He had sensed that his adoptive father's family was unusual, but he didn't dare to investigate because of his doubts and fear.
If he had understood everything earlier, he would have been able to plan ahead. He wouldn't have been so anxious after his adoptive father disappeared.
However, the scary thing about fate is that you don't even realize you're doing something stupid.
Maybe a careless decision in life will make you regret it in the future.
Two beeps came from his phone, indicating that he had a call coming in. Li Xianyu looked down and saw that it was Cui Hua calling.
He hung up the number that the ice shards could never get through and answered Cui Hua's call. "What's the matter?"
"Li Xianyu, I want to eat dried fish." Cuihua's voice was lazy. Li Xianyu remembered that she slept in the room.
"Oh, you can go eat at the restaurant on the top floor. I don't need your work permit." The family members of Bosch's senior management are free to eat in the revolving restaurant. Although Li Xianyu's position is not considered a senior, his identity is special, and the whole company knows about him. As a member of the Li family's harem group, Cuihua also enjoys the right to eat and drink for free.
"I don't want to move. Get it for me and bring it to my room."
"Do it yourself. Aren't you always like this when you go for sixty years?" Li Xianyu hates to run errands for people. That will make him not the master of the harem, but the little servant of the harem's concubine.
He has been a little servant of a stinky woman for twenty years, and the psychological shadow is vast and boundless.
A few minutes later, the door was knocked. Li Xianyu went to open the door. Cui Hua aggressively walked in with her hands on her waist. She took a step that didn't recognize her family, and her feet deliberately made a banging sound.
"I want to eat dried fish." Cui Hua stared at him with her round eyes.
The cat's eyes are big and round, and they look particularly cute. After turning into a human, the characteristics of the big eyes are still there. If it covers her face, Cui Hua's eyes are the biggest in his harem group.
"You've come out anyway. Go buy it yourself." Li Xianyu looked at her with dead fish eyes.
"Damn, I wanted to eat dried fish and go back to sleep. Because of you, I don't want to sleep now." Cui Hua used her front paw that turned into a human hand to slap the table: "Where is your duty as a shit shoveler?"
After coming into contact with the Internet, she naturally learned the words "shit shoveler".
Cui Hua was surprised to find that the status of pet cats in the family is very high. Humans all call themselves shit shovelers. Then her shit shoveler is, of course, Li Xianyu.
The idiotic netizens are really great. After teaching Great-grandmother bad, they also taught Cui Hua bad.
Li Xianyu waved his hand and slapped her buttocks. The waves of flesh rolled: "Give me a chance to shovel shit."
"I, I want to scratch you to death." Cui Hua rushed over with her teeth and claws.
The two of them fought a tortoise fist. Cui Hua lost. Her confidence was greatly damaged. She pouted and went back to the room.
She went back to the room and curled up in the quilt. She planned to ignore him today and see the mood tomorrow.
She thought it was better when she was a cat. Every morning when she came back, she curled up on the bed and could smell his unique fragrance to sleep. Because she was a cat, she didn't have to worry about many things. Li Xianyu helped her. For example, when she ate the lobster, she let him shell it, and after taking a bath, she let him blow dry his soft long hair.
If he was not obedient, she would scratch his pillow, and he would immediately be obedient.
After becoming a human, he was much more distant. He couldn't sleep together, couldn't have intimate actions, and made such a great determination to find him to mate was also rejected.
Why does the right to mate belong to Thunder Zhanhime? She used to see the same kind mating. Whoever has the biggest fist has the right to mate. She can beat Thunder Zhanhime to the ground with a tortoise fist.
But today, she lost to Li Xianyu in tortoise fist, and the right to mate was snatched by him.
"Bang, bang, bang."
The door rang a few times.
Cui Hua raised her head and looked in the direction of the door.
"Come out and eat dried fish." Li Xianyu shouted from outside the door.
"Not eating." Cui Hua responded loudly. She wouldn't care about the shit-shoveling officer today.
"Oh."
There was no movement outside the door for a long time. Cui Hua lifted the quilt and ran out barefoot. When she opened the door, she saw Li Xianyu standing in the hallway, dragging a silver tray with one arm and chewing on her fried yellow croaker with relish.
Cui Hua snatched it, glared and said, "You're not allowed to eat my dried fish."
She glanced at the golden color and fragrant grilled yellow croaker. From the temperature of the tray, it was obviously just fried. She swallowed her saliva.
Li Xianyu picked up one and fed it to her. Cui Hua subconsciously opened her mouth.
"Is it delicious?"
"It's delicious … It's just so-so." Cui Hua felt that since he knew he was wrong, then she would reluctantly forgive him. It was great to know that one's mistakes could be corrected. But she couldn't show too much happiness. She had to let him know that cats also had a temper.
Li Xianyu took the opportunity to enter the house and watched her eat happily. "Why don't you play games?"
Cui Hua bit half of the yellow croaker and looked at him strangely. She said in a vague tone, "Why should I play games?"
That's right, everyone has their own ambitions. Li Xianyu nodded. "How can you be interested in spa and shopping?"
Cui Hua tilted her head and looked at him.
Li Xianyu just thought that if she had a few things that she was obsessed with, he would be relaxed. Because Cui Hua didn't have any hobbies, it couldn't be said that she didn't have any. Her hobbies were eating and sleeping. Other than that, she would come to find him.
Cats were a kind of solitary and clingy animal. They liked to hide in the dark and silently observe you, or curl up on the side and quietly watch you. They were not close and not far away. But if you leave their line of sight, they will appear very anxious.
"Do you think I'm annoying?" Cui Hua stared at him.
"No."
"I do." She wrinkled her nose. "You're afraid that Thunder Zhanhime will be unhappy, so you want to alienate me. You don't even want my home to follow you down the mountain, and you treat me like this."
"Well, as a shit shovel officer, I let the toilet do all the work. It's my dereliction of duty." Li Xianyu nodded in agreement.
"I just don't like her. She's occupying the latrine without taking a shit. I'm not trying to push her away. She's always on guard against me. I've been in human society with my master for many years. Don't you human males also have many partners? "
You were active in the Republic of China, right? Times are different.
"It's fine if I don't find you to mate. As masters, we don't dare to lower ourselves to the level of a shit shovel officer like you. "
"Cui Hua, let me ask you." Li Xianyu organized his words. "If one day, you find yourself going back to the mountain alone, will you regret following me down the mountain?"
Cui Hua glanced at him. "If you die again, I'll go back to the mountain myself. Anyway, it's not the first time. It just so happens that the small shop is still unsold. I can continue to run my small shop. It's much more interesting than following you. "
Li Xianyu nodded in relief.
If he had known that there would be so many things around him, he wouldn't have brought Cui Hua down the mountain. He wouldn't have provoked Thunder Zhanhime. He would have stayed with his Great-grandmother and lived together.
In the movies, he would be called the Bane of Existence.
The real name of the troublemaker physique might be the jinx.
Cui Hua went to sleep after eating the dried fish. Her biological clock was still energetic at night and sleepy during the day. Li Xianyu watched her fall asleep and then left. He gently closed the door and brought the tray back to the dining room.
Li Xianyu went to see San Wu again. San Wu "enthusiastically" invited him into the house. The two of them sat opposite each other for half an hour without saying a word. It felt like they were performing a silent stage play. San Wu used a black pencil to sketch it out.
Li Xianyu's painstakingly practiced flirting skills could be said to have been useless in front of her.
"San Wu, do you know what it means to like someone?"
"Like you?"
"You don't have to like me. You can like someone else. Of course, if you can, please like me."
"Oh."
"I'd rather you say: What is like?"
The sword went astray, and the consequences were endless. It was called: the evil path.
San Wu's path was the evil path. It was somewhat similar to the Dao Sect's Supreme Wang Qing, the unity of heaven and man. However, the Dao Sect's Supreme Wang Qing was about great enlightenment and seeing through the mortal world.
The Ancient God's path was to forcibly erase the seven emotions and six desires. It seemed similar, but it was actually completely different.
San Wu was a person without emotions. She was forcibly erased. The Ancient God used more than 20 years to erase her emotions and turned her into a cold killing machine.
If she wanted to restore her emotions, not to mention whether it was possible, even if it was possible, it would not be something that could be done overnight.
She was like a child raised by a wolf. If she wanted to reintegrate into human society, it would take a very long time to adapt.
At 7: 30 pm, the afternoon training ended. Thunder Zhanhime, who took the time to go to the nearby shopping mall to do some shopping, sent a message. "Christmas Eve, are the apples ready?"
She attached the bill for today's shopping. It was not much, just 150,000 yuan. It was just enough for Great-grandmother to kill her great-grandson with her own hands.
After giving the stick, of course, she also had to give the red dates. Thunder Zhanhime sent another picture. It was a picture of her legs lying on the bed. The rare long legs shone with a crystal luster in the light.
The picture stopped abruptly at the base of her thighs, which made people's hearts itch.
"It seems that you are also ready." Li Xianyu replied.
"???" Thunder Zhanhime sent three question marks.
During the day, seeing that Li Xianyu had a lot on his mind, she did not take her boyfriend to the shopping mall, but it did not mean that he had to pay the bill. She sent a message to Li Xianyu to tell him that shopping on Christmas Eve was a natural thing to do, and it was the day that he had to pay for his girlfriend.
"Do you know the story of sending apples on Christmas Eve?" Li Xianyu asked her.
"Christmas Eve." Thunder Zhanhime sent an emoji of a little girl smiling. "I want a big and red one."
"The custom of sending apples on Christmas Eve only came into China during the festival. China pays more attention to homophones. For example, during the wedding night, peanuts, red dates, and lotus seeds are placed under the quilt, which means" early (date) gives birth to a noble child ". In China, couples will choose to go out and get a room on this festival, but the Chinese are particular about having a good reason. Since they want to spend a romantic night in the name of this festival, they have to have a good reason, so the custom of sending apples began. "
Li Xianyu sent an emoji of "Funny Bro" over. "Because apples also have a homophone, which is called getting hit."
Thunder Zhanhime sent an emoji of "You are so coquettish". "I'll lock the door. [Covering face shyly] "
Li Xianyu smiled, put down his phone, and planned to go to the training room to practice his fighting skills. Even in the realm of half-step Extreme Dao, fighting skills were also very important to control the enemy. Just look at Great-grandmother's battle. No matter how fancy her Taoism, Buddhism, and supernatural abilities were, as long as she got close to her, she would finish it off with one punch.
Fighting skills were very important. Looking at the methods passed down from Taoism and Buddhism, there was always a place for fighting skills. For example, the Diamond Body was for close combat. There was also the Taoism's Phenomenon of Heaven and Earth, as well as all kinds of boxing skills.
As soon as Li Xianyu stepped into the training room, he received a message from Thunder Zhanhime. "I'm done with my shower."
The attached picture was a picture of a seductive chest. Two halves were exposed, and the other half was hidden under the quilt. There were no exposed spots, and she perfectly avoided the river crab mythological beast.
Little hoof, still pretty nineteen.
Li Xianyu turned back, went to the revolving restaurant, and ordered a big red apple. "I'll be there soon. You open the door first, I won't knock, so as not to disturb Great-grandmother."
Today was Christmas Eve, and the revolving restaurant gave free red apples as a company benefit.
Coincidentally, he met King Kong in the restaurant.
King Kong held an apple in each of his hands. He had two girlfriends, so he couldn't favor one and discriminate against the other. Both had to eat apples.
"Li Xianyu, do you want an apple?" King Kong handed one over.
"Another day." Li Xianyu squinted at him, and thought, "What do you mean by giving me an apple tonight?"
King Kong pretended to laugh casually, and his eyes fell on the apple in Li Xianyu's hands. He said faintly, "For Zhanhime?"
"Yes." Of course, it was for Zhanhime. Cui Hua had already received the dried fish today, so it was not suitable for Great-grandmother and Huayang to give.
"Good, very good." King Kong nodded. Zhanhime was really a hateful pig trotter.
Li Xianyu glanced at him, and left.
When he walked out of the restaurant, he received a message from Thunder Zhanhime. "Is Senior Huayang in your head?"
What is this …
You exist in my head?
"No, she should be with my Great-grandmother." Li Xianyu replied.
He knew Zhanhime's concerns. When the two of them were rolling in the sheets, Huayang was watching a live action movie in his head for free. The three of them were very embarrassed. If he let Huayang see his big magic tool, wouldn't he be in a mess of ethics? Wouldn't he break the moral code?
In fact, unless he was carrying out a mission, Huayang would not stay in Li Xianyu's sea of consciousness all day. He still had to pay attention to his privacy.
However, it did not matter to Slime. Slime was a different species, and it had no gender. It did not even have a penis.
Speaking of which, it was time to wake it up and give it some nourishment. In the past, he did not dare to nourish it with Qi because Li Qianyu did not have the Black Water Spirit Pearl. But Li Xianyu was fine. Li Xianyu was not like Li Qianyu, that slut. He was the true descendant of the Li family, and he had the protection of the Black Water Spirit Pearl.
Thunder Zhanhime's door was unlatched. He tiptoed into the room and closed the door quietly.
Thunder Zhanhime curled up in the white bedding and wrapped herself tightly. Only half of her head was exposed. She looked at Li Xianyu with timid eyes.
The two of them looked at each other. Li Xianyu put the apple on the bedside table and said, "I know the rules."
He quickly took off his clothes and went into the bathroom. He showered, washed his hair, washed his face with facial cleanser, and brushed his teeth. He did it in five minutes. He was a gentleman.
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