There was a very hypocritical saying in later generations: I think of the running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.
Li Xiong felt that maybe years later, when he recalled today again, he would sigh with emotion: On that day, we were pulled by a three-wheeled motorcycle, and the motorcycle ran in the sunset, which was our lost youth.
The three-wheeled motorcycle was carrying goods. Because it was empty when it passed by, Li Xiong stopped it and paid the fare with all the money in their pockets. Then, the motorcycle took them back to Shanghai.
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were like corpses, sleeping soundly in the engine. Their legs were not really broken, but they were swollen and thick like pig's trotters.
None of the three people completed the task assigned by Teacher Qing. Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi finally fainted one after another after crawling hard for half an hour. Fortunately, they were blood descendants with strong physiques. If they were ordinary people, they would be sent to the hospital for rescue.
When the tricycle drove back to Shanghai, the two just woke up and opened their eyes almost at the same time. They were stunned at first, then they understood their situation and immediately asked, "Who won?"
Li Xiong smiled proudly. "I won."
He was despised by the two people's eyes.
"Don't be unconvinced. Strictly speaking, none of the three of us completed the requirements of Teacher Qing. But if we have to decide the winner, I naturally won." Li Xiong patted his chest.
"The person who gave up halfway claimed to be the winner."
"I don't know that there are such shameless people in the world."
Li Xiong took the opportunity to kick the two people a few times. Seeing that they were angry but unable to resist, he was very proud. "I just took a short rest in the middle. Later, didn't I urge the horse to catch up? Before you two fainted, I was always in front of you."
In this statement, Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were naturally not convinced, but Li Xiong insisted that he won. A scholar could not be reasoned with when he met a soldier, and the same was true for a rascal.
Until many years later, when the two asked again, Li Xiong did not confess.
If one of the three people had to win, Li Xiong hoped that it was himself. If there was a core, Li Xiong hoped that it was himself.
Because apart from himself, no matter who that person was, it would be a form of harm to the other person.
Passing by a supermarket, Li Xiong asked the driver to stop by the roadside, ran out of the car, bought a bottle of safflower oil, and threw it to them. "This works."
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi sat up strenuously and sat opposite each other. They placed their legs on each other and applied safflower oil on each other.
In the evening, Li Xiong took them home, moved a folding table to the rooftop, and carried washed vegetables and coal stove to the rooftop. Dinner was eaten on the rooftop of Li Xiong's house. In his words, it was a banquet hosted by the Ying family.
Li Xiong found an excuse and sent Tong Xuanzi downstairs to buy wine. He squatted by the coal stove to cook and looked at Li Wuxiang who was smoking on the rooftop. "What is the relationship between you and Tong Xuanzi?"
"He's my cousin," Li Wuxiang said.
"Oh, they are relatives," Li Xiong was surprised, thought for a while, and said, "I think Teacher Qing is trying to sow discord between you two."
Li Wuxiang frowned. "What do you mean?"
"I can see that you two have been competing with each other, but you are just fighting for personal feelings. Tong Xuanzi is different. He cares about the victory or defeat between you and him very much. Previously, Teacher Qing said that you are the most talented and have the greatest achievements in the future, but he ranked Tong Xuanzi at the bottom. What does he mean? "
"Teacher Qing doesn't need to sow discord between me and Tong Xuanzi. Maybe he wants to encourage Tong Xuanzi. He is the kind of person who becomes braver when he is frustrated. "
The two chatted casually. They were all from Shanghai, so they had a lot of topics. For example, in recent years, the government began to increase the development of Pudong. The once desolate place was getting better and better. Should they buy a house there in the future?
Another example was that after the layoff of state-owned enterprises in Shanghai, many people who went to the sea to do business became rich. Should they also pool money to do some business?
"It's good to do business, but it's not necessary to buy a house. Anyway, no matter how good Pudong is, can it be better than the city center? A house is neither expensive nor cheap. We can't get so much money to buy a house in a short time. It is a losing business. It is better to go to the sea to do business than to buy ten houses in Pudong. Besides, people in Shanghai all have their own houses. If we build so many houses, who will live? Now there are not many foreigners, and they mainly rent houses. The rent is not even enough for my Great-grandmother's three days' expenses. Buying a house is a loss no matter how I look at it. It is better to invest in the stock market. I just don't understand. Otherwise, I will invest in the stock market even if I go bankrupt. I will become a millionaire in minutes. "Li Wuxiang waved his hand and rejected Li Xiong's idea of buying a house and hoarding houses.
Li Xiong thought it made sense. No wonder he was a person who went to high school. He was cultured and had a higher level than me.
"But I haven't thought about what kind of business to do," Li Wuxiang was distressed.
"Why don't we open a dance hall? I tell you, the dance hall always makes money. I know this business. I am the manager of the dance hall. Do you know that opening a dance hall can make money while lying down? "Li Xiong suggested.
"Oh, not bad," Li Wuxiang expressed his approval, "I will talk to Great-grandmother later and ask her for some money."
Li Xianyu's two fathers were both talented and pleasant to hear. They perfectly avoided the way of getting rich quickly and plunged into the dead end of "meeting on the rooftop".
"By the way, what is the background of your Great-grandmother? I heard from Teacher Qing that she seems to be very awesome. Unprecedented since ancient times. What is her Fighting Soul? " Li Xiong had been a blood descendant for half a year, but he was still a hothead. His cultivation was not proportional to his knowledge.
"Unparalleled Fighting Soul!" Li Wuxiang said proudly, "When my Great-grandmother was at her peak, she did not lose to the Evil Cultivator Wang Chen. It is a pity that they are not in the same era. Otherwise, the title of the Evil Cultivator Wang Chen will definitely abdicate."
He was very confident in his milk.
"So awesome?" Li Xiong was shocked.
"Let me show you her photo." Li Wuxiang took out his wallet from his pocket, opened it, and showed Li Xiong the photo of himself and Great-grandmother.
In the photo, Li Wuxiang was a few years younger than he was now, about 17 or 18 years old. Beside him was a beautiful girl of the same age, who looked at the camera expressionlessly. She had long black hair, a long skirt, and a charming mole with tears at the corner of her eyes.
"Did you take the wrong one? Is this your girlfriend? "Li Xiong was stunned.
"No, no, no. She is my Great-grandmother. She is immortal, immortal, and immortal. Although she is young, she is actually 138 years old. "
"Wuxiang, do you have a great-grandfather? If not, do you mind having one? "Li Xiong looked at the beautiful girl in the photo and felt that he was going to fall in love.
"Get lost. You already have Pingping."
"That's true. It's a pity. But it doesn't matter. Your Great-grandmother is immortal. I can have a son to marry her in the future. Why don't we have a child marriage?"
"You continue to get lost. I will let my son kill your son."
While laughing and scolding, Tong Xuanzi went upstairs with a box of beer.
The dinner was very sumptuous. There were two meat dishes, three vegetables, and one soup, plus a large bag of salted peanuts. After eating and drinking, the three sat on the rooftop to drink and smoke, watching the city in the night show its charm, which was completely different from that in the daytime. It was like a girl without any makeup suddenly put on heavy makeup and dressed herself up brilliantly.
"What a beautiful city! It's not easy for Shanghai to have a new look. There are Pingping, my aunt, and my brothers here. We must go to the Pantheon Palace and stop the master of the Pantheon Palace from destroying the world," Li Xiong said heroically.
"It is the duty of the disciples of Taoism to kill the evil and protect the common people," Tong Xuanzi said lightly.
It was Li Wuxiang's turn to give a speech. He thought for a while and said, "Then I have to find a girl to marry and have children with before entering the Pantheon Palace."
"Don't say such discouraging words. The leading group will not die." Li Xiong was very chuunibyou at this age. Of course, there was no such word in that era.
Tong Xuanzi glanced at him and said, "What kind of wife do you want to find?"
Li Wuxiang didn't even think about it and said, "It's better to find a beautiful little Taoist nun."
Li Xiong was stunned. "You won't even let go of a monk? Are you a beast? "
"What do you know?" Li Wuxiang glanced at him but didn't explain the reason. Men couldn't talk about things like kidney deficiency.
Li Wuxiang had thought about it. It was not safe to marry a beautiful woman. In the future, he would either divorce or have an affair, and he would be cuckolded. According to the character of the descendants of the Li family, it was usually December 1st. And the women who were like wolves and tigers couldn't wait to January 31st.
Only the Taoist nun could solve the problem.
The Taoist nun was pure and had few desires. She belonged to the party of pure love, but it didn't prevent her from having children. She was a perfect match for the descendants of the Li family.
He considered whether to set up a family rule. In the future, the descendants of the Li family could only marry the Taoist nun. But thinking that he would enter the Pantheon Palace in the future, and maybe he could cure the ancestral kidney deficiency, marrying the Taoist nun was another story. "What's the use of this iron rod!"
Li Xiong spat at Li Wuxiang and turned to ask Tong Xuanzi, "I heard that you two are cousins?"
Tong Xuanzi's face changed slightly. He glared at Li Wuxiang and gulped down a whole bottle of beer.
Tong Xuanzi drank the beer in silence. The alcohol went to his head, and he gently exhaled a mouthful of turbid air. "In fact, there is nothing to avoid. After all, everyone in the Bloodline Circle knows it. That's right, we're cousins. My mother and his father are half-siblings, and they almost became lovers. "
Li Xiong was drunk and said without thinking, "Then you two are almost brothers with the same father and mother."
“.....”
Idiot, then there is only me and him, and there is only him and me.
No, it is very likely that both of them are gone.
"Speaking of which, I haven't touched a woman for half a year. I am going to play in the red-light district tonight," Li Xiong suddenly said.
"You already have Pingping." Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi looked at him with a look of "he is such a scumbag".
Li Xiong felt very wronged. "What's wrong with you two? Are you still men? If Pingping doesn't get married, I can only touch her little hand. Do I have to live with the Fifth Young Lady all the time? Then I don't deserve to be a Shanghai resident. "
"The Fifth Young Lady?" Tong Xuanzi was stunned.
"It's this!" Li Wuxiang made a gesture of "phew".
Li Xiong laughed and held Li Wuxiang's shoulder. "I get along with you better. You often play with the Fifth Young Lady at home, right?"
Li Wuxiang shook his head. "Never."
"Liar."
"We are both men. I don't need to lie to you."
"Then you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"Then why?"
"Because it's precious."
"What precious?"
"It's precious."
Li Xiong had forgotten the original intention of Li Wuxiang to enter the Pantheon Palace to explore. It was an ancestral kidney deficiency!
"Fine, fine, fine. No matter what precious you are," Li Xiong rubbed Tong Xuanzi's shoulder with his shoulder. "It turns out that you are still a shameful virgin chicken. Haha, are you a man? It must be because you are stupid and can't talk, so women don't like you. It's too shameful. "
Tong Xuanzi's face turned red. "Taoist disciples don't get close to women."
Li Wuxiang took the opportunity to undermine him. "However, your Shangqing Sect does not forbid marriage."
Li Xiong added, "So you are stupid and can't please women. Haha, it's so shameful."
"It's really shameful."
Tong Xuanzi's face turned redder.
"Then," Li Xiong put the beer bottle on the cement fence. "I will take you to eat meat tonight."
"I won't go."
"You're so cowardly."
“.....”
Li Xiong settled for the next best thing. "You don't have to do that. Just give me a massage and take it as a broadening of my knowledge."
Tong Xuanzi was drunk today. He hesitated a little, and he was teased by Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong. He gritted his teeth and made up his mind. "Let's go."
At this time, Li Wuxiang smiled mysteriously. "It's boring to go to the ordinary red-light district. I will take you to a good place."
Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong asked him where the good place was, but he mysteriously kept them guessing and refused to say.
The three left the community with their arms around each other's shoulders. Each of them had a bottle of beer. Li Xiong walked and howled, "Forgive me for being unruly and indulgent in my life. I love freedom, and I am afraid that one day I will fall …"
Not long after, they came to the door of a high-end nightclub. The dazzling neon sign made Li Xiong sober up a little, and he widened his eyes. "Hey, it's very expensive here. We can't afford it."
He was in the underworld. Just by looking at the store, he knew it was a high-end nightclub for the rich. The women inside were delicious, but the price was too high. Li Xiong himself was not short of women, and he was not willing to bear the pain for an abalone.
"If you don't have money, you can replace it with gold." Li Wuxiang seemed to be very experienced.
"We don't have gold," Li Xiong said.
"Don't worry. All men will use it." After Li Wuxiang finished speaking, he pushed the two into the nightclub.
When they came to the front desk, he pressed his eyes with both hands and looked at the beautiful girl at the front desk. "Go to the top floor, three people."
The girl at the front desk saw scarlet pupils through two pairs of hands. She immediately put on a very sincere smile and personally led the way for the three people. "Please come with me."
They followed the girl at the front desk into the elevator, went to the top floor, and were taken to a luxuriously decorated reception room. "Please wait a moment. I will immediately let the sisters who are not in the room come over."
Two or three minutes later, the door of the reception room was pushed open again, and a row of beautiful girls came in. They did not wear underwear, but were wrapped in light gauze. They had animal ears on their heads and long fluff on their tailbones.
There were cat girls, fox girls, dog girls, horse girls … all kinds of women outside the human world.
Li Xiong was stunned and felt that he had opened the door to a new world. With his current cultivation, he could already see the identity of the other party as an alien, not as a prop.
"Are all alien women so beautiful? Are their testicles so big? Are their legs so long …" Li Xiong's mouth was dry. "Brother, how did you find this place?"
"Calm down. Don't be like a country bumpkin. There are a lot of clubs for aliens in Shanghai. You didn't know it before, because they are not open to ordinary people. You can play with them in any way you want. If you have money, you can pay. If you don't have money, you can replace it with "energy" and let them pluck you a little. Don't worry, they are all law-abiding aliens and will not harm people. " Li Wuxiang explained, "I have come here before, but I have never spent here. Today I am happy, so I bring you and Tong Xuanzi here to broaden your horizons."
"Then, how should I choose?" Li Xiong was at a loss.
"Cat girls are clingy and like to act coquettishly. They are suitable for guests with a sister complex. Fox girls are the most coquettish. They can satisfy you in all kinds of positions. They are the loudest and the most energetic. Dog girls are the most well-behaved. When you enter the room, you are her master. She will obey any of your orders unconditionally. They are suitable for slight perverts. Horse girls have the longest stamina. They are good at plowing the fields. If you are confident in your work, you can try to challenge them. "Li Wuxiang said as if he was familiar with them.
Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong were stunned. "You still say that you have never spent here?"
"This is really useless, but I like to ask people about it. I heard it from the guests who have spent here." Li Wuxiang also looked eager to have a try.
Li Xiong chose the cat girl, and Li Wuxiang chose the fox girl. They left with two well-developed females.
Tong Xuanzi hesitated for a moment and chose the horse girl. He originally wanted to choose the dog girl because her gentle temperament was more in line with his aesthetics. But thinking of what Li Wuxiang said just now, he gave up the dog girl decisively.
The well-developed and tall horse girl took him into the room. Her watery eyes were sparkling with excitement. If she was right, this Taoist was full of spirit and vigor. He was actually a young man who had not lost his vitality.
He made a fortune. He made a fortune.
It was simply the legendary ginseng fruit. After eating it, he would fly on the spot and benefit greatly.
Tong Xuanzi was led into a large suite by the horse girl. There was a small swimming pool in it, just enough for two people to play in it.
Standing in the gorgeously decorated room, Tong Xuanzi's heart was beating wildly. He was both embarrassed and distressed, and he did not know what to do. Compared with staying in the same room with a female of a different species, he was more willing to subdue demons with a sword outside.
Out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly saw that the horse girl took off the only veil, and the well-developed female body was exposed in front of him.
"You, do you have anything else here, other than, other than that …" Tong Xuanzi looked away and thought to himself, I am a Taoist cultivator, calm down, calm down.
"Yes!" The mature horse girl covered her mouth and chuckled.
Thus, the two of them stepped into the swimming pool. Tong Xuanzi stood stiffly, and the mature horse girl rubbed his back with a big weapon, "This is called @ #% ^"
"What?" Tong Xuanzi did not understand.
"Aiya, there is a crab divine beast above my head, I can't say it."
"Then don't say it." Tong Xuanzi's mouth was dry, and he kept chanting in his heart, "Calm down, calm down, I am a Taoist cultivator …"
"I have been trained, and I cannot be distracted by a withered beauty."
At this time, it was time to recite Laozi's Tao Te Ching: Sarira, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form. " "Perception, thought, action, and knowledge are the same."
At this moment, the horse girl suddenly asked, "Do you want to add a bell?"
Tong Xuanzi did not even think and answered subconsciously, "Add two!"
.....
Twenty minutes later, Li Wuxiang walked out holding the wall, went downstairs quietly, and sat on the curb at the entrance of the nightclub to smoke.
Forty minutes later, Li Xiong walked out holding the wall. When he saw Li Wuxiang, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "How long have you been out?"
Li Wuxiang silently loosened the hand that rubbed his waist, "Just came out."
In fact, he had been sitting for twenty minutes, but Li Wuxiang would never admit it.
An hour later, Tong Xuanzi walked out holding the wall. When he saw the two of them, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "How long have you been out?"
Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong said in unison, "Just came out."
The three of them looked at each other, "Then, let's go home?"
So they went back with their arms around each other's shoulders. When they came, they put their arms around each other's shoulders because they drank too much, and now they were suffering from kidney deficiency.
Li Wuxiang said proudly, "The fox girl is just like this. I haven't been serious, and she cried for mercy and called me brother."
Li Xiong said proudly, "The cat girl only knows how to cry all the time."
Tong Xuanzi was expressionless, "The horse girl's physical strength just passed."
"Plop!" Li Wuxiang staggered and fell down.
The two of them were shocked and turned back to help him.
Li Wuxiang said in a trembling voice, "I said I had no drop, but she insisted: No, you still have. Damn it, I will never go there again. "
Hearing this, Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong showed a sad expression of "the fox mourns the death of the rabbit".
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