The next day, Li Xianyu took Great-grandmother out to buy clothes. She couldn't wear men's clothes all the time. Li Xianyu made a long list. In addition to clothes, there were daily necessities. When Li Xianyu asked Great-grandmother if she wanted to buy sanitary pads, Great-grandmother was stunned for a long time.
"Well, let me put it another way. My period will not come." He said.
Thinking about it, it probably wouldn't come. Otherwise, the period that had lasted for more than a hundred years was scary.
Back in those years, when great-grandmother had her period, could she have built a swimming pool?
Li Xianyu's neck was chopped by Great-grandmother. When he went out, his neck was still crooked. He had to thank Great-grandmother for showing mercy. Otherwise, he, Li Xianyu, would have died before he could carry on the family line of the Li family.
Now he had some spare money. The inheritance left by his biological father was not enough to make him a rich man, but 200,000 yuan was enough to live a very enjoyable life in Shanghai.
Li Xianyu took a taxi and went straight to Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street with Great-grandmother, which was the most prosperous commercial street in Shanghai. It was a must-visit place for foreign tourists, along with the Bund.
Along the way, Great-grandmother leaned against the window and looked at Shanghai excitedly.
"The Oriental Pearl Tower. When I saw it, it had just been completed. At that time, it was the tallest building in Shanghai. Now there are several taller ones on the side. "
"The roads are so wide, and the houses people live in are so tall …"
"Isn't Pudong a remote and desolate place? I haven't been here for more than 20 years, and it's so prosperous."
She chattered on and on, talking about the rapid changes in the Shanghai market.
The taxi driver couldn't help asking, "Miss, where are you from?"
He couldn't understand what she said at all. The driver was a local. If he remembered correctly, the Oriental Pearl Tower was completed around 1995. The little girl was not born at that time.
Pudong was indeed a remote area more than 20 years ago, but she looked like she was less than 20 years old.
The most confusing thing was her tone, as if she had not cared about the world for more than 20 years.
Great-grandmother said crisply, "The capital."
"… Oh, so you're from Northern Jin." It took the driver a while to understand. "What do you mean by more than twenty years ago?"
Great-grandmother was about to speak when Li Xianyu hurriedly said, "She likes to joke, ha, ha, ha."
He laughed awkwardly.
She tugged on Great-grandmother's sleeve and signaled her to shut up with her eyes.
He wasn't worried that the secret of the "Battle Soul from more than a hundred years ago" would be leaked, but he was worried that she would be treated as a lunatic.
It was not the morning rush hour, so the traffic was good. Half an hour later, they arrived at the People's Square.
Li Xianyu pulled Great-grandmother out of the car and squeezed into the crowd as he warned, "Great-grandmother, don't talk nonsense in the future. My Qing Dynasty has been gone for a hundred years."
"Got it."
Great-grandmother was still very well-behaved. She would occasionally be willful, but most of the time she was very obedient. That was how it seemed at the moment.
"I have a question that I'm very curious about." Li Xianyu held Great-grandmother's hand to prevent her from running around like a wild dog and said, "Great-grandmother, how many predecessors did you have?"
Great-grandmother recalled and said, "If you're included, there are six of them."
Li Xianyu's body trembled and his face turned pale.
A hundred and fifty years, five predecessors, on average, each great-grandson lived for about 30 years. My Li family's ancestors had such a short lifespan?
Great-grandmother sighed and said, "Because of some reasons, they never lived long. But don't be afraid, as long as I, Great-grandmother, am still here, I can protect my Li family for generations to come. "
Li Xianyu suddenly felt very flustered.
Li Xianyu held Great-grandmother's hand and walked in front. Great-grandmother followed closely, looking left and right with great interest. Sometimes she was attracted by the tour buses, sometimes she was attracted by the food in the tourists' hands, and sometimes she was in a daze looking at the colorful shop signs.
She was like an impatient boyfriend dragging along his curious and playful girlfriend.
If there were couples kissing on the streets, she would probably spit on them with a red face. But in fact, society was not that open, and there were very few couples who could kiss passionately on the streets as if no one else was around.
Li Xianyu recalled his childhood and teenage years. When he was young, his adoptive parents would bring him to the pedestrian street to buy clothes every month. The family of four was happy and harmonious. After his teenage years, he and his sister were the only companions.
His sister was an ice sculpture, and it was always very stressful to be alone with her.
Li Xianyu trembled under his sister's tyranny for many years. After his identity was revealed, he immediately moved out and lived alone, escaping from his sister's evil clutches.
He brought Great-grandmother to buy a lot of women's clothing, and the styles were mainly conservative. He didn't buy any of the shorts, pleated skirts, suspenders, or off-shoulder dresses that Li Xianyu loved.
Great-grandmother was not willing to wear such revealing clothes. Thinking about it, more than 20 years ago, conservative women rarely wore such revealing clothes. So in the eyes of Great-grandmother, this era became not cute again.
After shopping for a long time, he finally remembered that he didn't buy any underwear, so he brought Great-grandmother to buy underwear.
She was familiar with women's underwear, and she didn't need to wear a bellyband. After all, she had worn it more than 20 years ago. It was just that modern women's underwear made Great-grandmother panic.
It was either lace or hollowed out. What was even more outrageous was that sexy underwear was hung out in the open.
Li Xianyu forced her to buy four or five sets of lace and hollowed out underwear. Great-grandmother blushed and muttered, "I hate this era. People wear such shameless clothes."
Li Xianyu didn't have time to pay attention to her nagging. His eyes were focused on the label of the bra. Yes, Great-grandmother's was 34D.
What a f * cking low breast capacity.
After buying the clothes, he prepared to go home. He was not in good condition today. His waist was empty, and it couldn't be recovered by sleeping.
He saw an old yogurt shop on the roadside. Great-grandmother insisted on eating it, so Li Xianyu took out his money and bought two bottles. This yogurt tasted average and was expensive. The price was very low, and only tourists from other places would buy a few bottles to try it.
Great-grandmother had never eaten yogurt before. She was conquered by it at the first bite. The sweet and sour taste exploded in her taste buds. She squinted her eyes in happiness, and there were white milk stains at the corner of her mouth. "It's so delicious. I like this era again."
The unyielding Great-grandmother had changed the era with a bottle of yogurt.
"Let's go, Wang Jingze. When you know about Tmall and the number one shop, you will like this era even more."
"Who is Wang Jingze?"
.....
There was class tomorrow. After returning home, he taught Great-grandmother some basic ways to use household appliances. Although Great-grandmother was from the ancient era, she wasn't an ancient person who slept for a hundred years. She had the foundation of modern life, and she could understand it with a few simple words.
Li Xianyu then found an obsolete phone. It could still be used when it was fully charged, so he gave it to Great-grandmother.
"Li Xianyu, I'm going to teach you the Qi Cultivation Method." After taking a shower, Great-grandmother sat on the sofa with her hair still wet. She called out to Li Xianyu, who was eating chicken.
"Qi Cultivation Method?" He was stunned for a moment, then became excited. He didn't even want to eat chicken anymore. With an excited expression, he said, "Immortal cultivation?"
"Immortal cultivation my ass," Great-grandmother said unhappily. "Cultivate essence into Qi, and cultivate Qi into Spirit. The Qi Cultivation Method is a technique that humans have explored. In ancient times, Ancient Demon descendants discovered that when the physical body reaches a certain level, the body will produce a sense of Qi. It is a type of energy produced in the cells, and through special training methods, it can nourish the body. Qi and essence are mutually beneficial. When the sense of Qi is strong to a certain level, it can also extend to various abilities. It is different from the supernatural ability inherited from the bloodline. It is a system outside of the bloodline power.
"This is also the only supernatural ability that humans can master. It is difficult for ordinary people to cultivate the sense of Qi because their cells are not strong enough. If Ancient Demon descendants want to awaken the power of their bloodline, Qi Cultivation is the best way. It can stimulate the cells to awaken and harvest the power that is sleeping in the bloodline. "
In ancient times, people didn't know the Qi Cultivation Method, so there was the saying of cultivating essence into Qi. Through training the body, the cells produced a sense of Qi. This was the first Qi Cultivation Method.
With the continuous improvement and development of the Qi Cultivation Method, later generations could cultivate Qi without training the body (only for Blood Descendants).
Since ancient times, the Qi Cultivation Method was similar. There were advantages and disadvantages, but the difference was not big.
The core of Qi Cultivation Method was breathing. Breathing out Spiritual Qi would make the internal organs resonate. First, the internal organs would be tempered, then the body, from the inside to the outside. This was the path of Internal Martial Arts.
Li Xianyu opened the window and let the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth flow into the room. Following Great-grandmother's instructions, he sat cross-legged on the floor with his five hearts facing up.
Great-grandmother taught him the secret Qi Cultivation Method passed down from generation to generation in the Li family. The core formula was: Open the Gate of Heaven and Close the Door of Earth.
Open the Gate of Heaven to gather the innate essence, and close the Door of Earth to protect the embryonic breath.
The actual method was: Lift the anus, close the vagina, and open the Baihui acupoint.
In layman's terms, it was to tighten the anus and open the brain.
Tightening the anus was easy. Every man had the experience of tightening the anus.
As for how to open the Baihui acupoint, it was left to Great-grandmother.
Opening the Baihui acupoint was the most important step of Qi Cultivation Method. It was called Opening the Gate of Heaven. The breathing formula was simple and could be learned as soon as one learned it. However, the Baihui acupoint was difficult to open. Unless there was a Qi Cultivation Master assisting, ordinary people could not open the Baihui acupoint.
Without opening the Baihui acupoint, the Spiritual Qi could not enter the Dantian.
Therefore, since ancient times, there was a saying: When the Immortal touched my head, I tied my hair and gave me immortality.
As Li Xianyu breathed according to the formula, Great-grandmother stepped forward and touched the Baihui acupoint on the top of Li Xianyu's head with her slender jade-like hands.
With his eyes closed, Li Xianyu felt the top of his head become hot, as if a warm current was rushing into his body. Stimulated by it, a warm current also rose in his Dantian.
The two warm currents converged in the middle Dantian and then swam through all the meridians in his body according to the rhythm of his breathing. In Qi Cultivation Method, Qi passed through the twelve standard meridians, which was called Small Zhoutian. It passed through the twelve standard meridians and the Governing and Conception Vessels, which was called Big Zhoutian.
Great-grandmother maintained this position for an hour until the Qi in Li Xianyu's body passed through a big Zhoutian. Only then did she withdraw her hand, slightly panting.
Li Xianyu gradually entered a good state. He breathed in and out the external Spiritual Qi to nourish himself.
"His talent in Qi Cultivation is very ordinary." Great-grandmother thought worriedly. She opened a potato chip and took a bite. That little bit of worry was immediately forgotten.
Potato chips were delicious. She liked this era so much. Her eyes narrowed into crescent moons.
This process lasted until 10: 30 at night. Outside the window was shrouded in fog, and the room was quiet. Great-grandmother guarded the side attentively.
At this moment, Li Xianyu's breathing suddenly quickened, and his breathing rhythm was disrupted.
"Huff!"
"Huff!"
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