The happiest way to live in this world was to have endless money to spend, endless women to sleep with, wear gold and silver, and live a carefree life. He didn't even need to take responsibility for his family's prosperity.
In ancient times, the winners in life who fulfilled the above conditions were the famous but powerless princes who enjoyed a comfortable life. In modern times, they had no great ambitions. After inheriting a share, they lived a comfortable life as a second-generation rich man.
Li Xianyu was the heir of Battle Soul, the most noble young man in the Blood Kin World. His father was half a step into Extreme Dao, his Great-grandmother was at the peak of Extreme Dao, his grandfather was a Buddha, and his sister was the empress of the Alliance of Demons. Even his adoptive father was an old turtle who had been in the water for twenty years. Among his peers in the world, there was no other young man with a higher status than him.
However, he hadn't enjoyed a single bit of happiness in the half a year since he stepped into the Blood Kin World. He had died twice and spent two months in AFK. Along the way, he had to chop electric wires with a kitchen knife, creating sparks and lightning.
This was the path of survival for the second generation of demons. What was worse was that there were countless inferences mixed in. At least arrange for me to be the Great Song Dynasty's Disciplinary Officer or Detective Conan.
I'm just a science student. I can't think straight.
Li Xianyu thought to himself. He took out his phone and searched "Who is the Great Song Judge?"
After the search, he was shocked. The Great Song Judge was neither Di Renjie nor Bao Zheng … He felt ashamed for a few seconds. I'm really a failure in the nine-year compulsory education industry.
"Oh, there's a wild boar." Thunder Zhanhime cried in surprise.
The grass beside the steps rustled, and a cute little wild boar jumped out. It was the size of half an adult's arm. It lowered its head and sniffed as if it was looking for food.
Mao Mountain was a Grade A scenic spot and a provincial forest park. It wasn't rare to see wild boars.
"So cute." Thunder Zhanhime smiled. She put her arm through the little wild boar's belly and lifted it up. She hugged it and rubbed it hard.
The little wild boar had vertical stripes and was gray in color. It was a typical Asian wild boar. Its hair was thicker than a domestic pig's. It didn't look fat, but it was heavy. It was stuck to a few withered leaves. It didn't know how it had been captured by the hateful female human, so it was kicking its hooves in fear and howling.
Great-grandmother came over to take a few glances and lost interest. "It's so dirty. What's so nice about it?"
Li Xianyu promptly informed Great-grandmother, "This is a second-class protected animal. In some countries, it's even an endangered animal."
Great-grandmother began to lament the vicissitudes of life. Twenty years ago, these things could be seen everywhere in the mountains. In just 20 years, it had become a protected animal?
"What about me? What about me?" Cui Hua jumped in front of Li Xianyu and motioned for him to look at her pretty and heroic face: "Am I a protected animal?"
Li Xianyu didn't answer. He turned his head to play with the little wild boar.
Cui Hua grabbed his sleeve and shook it hard. "I'm asking you, what level of protected animal am I?"
Li Xianyu had no choice but to turn his head and look at her. "Why do you have to embarrass yourself?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're a Chinese field cat. There's no level and you're not a protected animal."
Cui Hua immediately shook off his hand angrily and stamped her feet. "What do you mean? Am I not even comparable to a pig?"
Li Xianyu explained, "It's not that. It's the difference in status between races. It has little to do with you personally."
Cui Hua said, "In the eyes of you humans, cats can't compare to pigs. Our cats catch mice for you and protect the banker. How can they be worse than pigs? Bah, heartless humans. "
With the experience of being abandoned by humans once, although Cui Hua's attitude towards humans was not disgusted, she had enough understanding of the bad habits of humans. Similar words to ridicule humans came out of her mouth a lot more times.
"Humans are not bad to you cats. They raise them at home and serve them with good clothes and good food. Do you know how expensive cat food is? There's also a cat's nest and other messy things. In the past, you caught mice for humans. Now the tables have turned. It's time for you catchers to abuse your power. "
"Then why do cats have no level and are not protected animals?" Cui Hua took this matter to heart.
"You should first understand the meaning of protecting animals. This is not a glorious thing. If one day your Chinese field cats are about to become extinct, you can also be listed as a protected animal. But compared to this kind of false reputation, the prosperity of the race is the king."
"It seems to be right." Cui Hua tilted her head and thought about it. She was convinced by Li Xianyu.
"Although cats are tyrannical, they are pets after all. When the owner likes them, they can climb on the owner's body and poop and pee. But when the owner doesn't like them one day, they will casually abandon them. After all, there can be a lot of pets. There are Scottish Fold cats, Garfield cats, Persian cats, and so on. " Thunder Zhanhime suddenly interrupted. After saying that, she exaggeratedly said, "It seems that Chinese field cats don't even have the qualifications to be pets."
Cui Hua stomped her feet. "What do you mean? Do you want to fight?"
"Fighting is something that wild cats do. Only ladies disdain … Damn, stupid cat, you dare to hit me." Thunder Zhanhime was sent flying by a tortoise punch. She had already expected Cui Hua to make a move. She raised her arm to block in advance, but the difference in strength was too great. Her body was unable to unload the force. She flew into the bushes outside the steps.
After getting along for so long, they naturally understood each other's temperament. In the harem group, Cui Hua was the most barbaric. She was originally a little wild cat, full of wild nature. If there was a disagreement, she would fight.
"Straightforward people don't speak insinuations. This cat is going to kill you." The wind blew, and Cui Hua rushed over.
Two beautiful long legs with strong buttocks flickered in the mountain forest. Sometimes they fought on the treetops, sometimes they fought on the steps below, and sometimes they appeared on the rocks far away.
"Zhanhime is already S-class?" Li Xianyu turned his head, turned his head, turned sideways, and constantly adjusted his vision. He easily followed the figures of his two beloved concubines.
"Great-grandmother, when you evaluated Zhanhime in the past, you said that it would take at least two or three years for her to step into S-class. In the end, she is S-class in less than half a year." Li Xianyu was quite gratified.
Glancing at him, Great-grandmother said in a bad mood, "If it was anyone else, following you and experiencing life and death trials time and time again, their cultivation would also rise greatly."
Danger was the best way to stimulate a person's potential. Great-grandmother did some calculations. Ever since the Lightning Battle Concubine started having an ambiguous relationship with Li Xianyu, she had experienced many life-or-death situations with him. She was able to survive every single one of them, so it wasn't strange for her to have benefited her cultivation. Even a pig would learn to be smart after being pushed into a corner a few times.
"But it seems that you still can't beat Cui Hua. Don't you want to help your girlfriend?" Great-grandmother teased.
"Help my ass. If I help one, I will offend the other. Let them struggle on their own." Li Xianyu sat on the steps with a cigarette in his mouth. He did not light it.
"If the husband's discipline is not right, the family will not be peaceful." Great-grandmother took the opportunity to give him advice and take revenge for being taught a lesson just now. "But it's fine. Promising men don't care about the bullsh * t things in the backyard. Just leave it to Great-grandmother. I will beat both of them, and they will be obedient. I have beaten the wives of the second generation's descendants, and I have also beaten your grandmother. I am very good at it. "
In the past 120 years, Great-grandmother had always been the number one in the backyard of the Li family. She had seen many wives who were aggressive when they married. In a few months, she could teach them to be obedient. No matter how much the descendants of the previous generations doted on their wives, they did not dare to have the slightest bit of resentment. In the face of their wives' complaints, they would reply, "What's the use of talking to me? It's fine if you are the only one being scolded, but do you want to drag me into it?"
It was a tradition since ancient times that men were in charge of external affairs and women were in charge of internal affairs. The affairs of the backyard were usually decided by the previous ruler, such as the Empress Dowager and the Mistress of the House. From the word "etiquette", men were not qualified to interfere with the affairs of the backyard.
You have long been looking for an opportunity to beat them up.
Li Xianyu hurriedly hugged Great-grandmother, his face feeling her soft abdomen. "Don't, don't, don't, just watch the show with me. Don't make a move."
Great-grandmother blushed and twisted her body forcefully. "Let go, little bastard."
She pushed Li Xianyu away and hurriedly took a few steps back. She straightened her clothes, blushed, and glared at him. "If you dare to touch me again, I will break your hands."
Once again feeling that today was different from the past, Li Xianyu silently sighed and sat on the steps with a somewhat lonely expression.
Thinking back, the most intimate time between him and Great-grandmother was when he took her back from the Shang Qing Sect. It was a long and long staircase, and he walked for twenty minutes. He held her little hand for twenty minutes. If the descendants of the previous generations knew about it, they would definitely jump out of their coffins in shock.
They were all great-grandchildren. Why are you so outstanding? Why!!
But now, just a light hug, Great-grandmother's reaction was so big.
This kind of feeling of being banished into the cold palace was not good.
Great-grandmother secretly glanced at him and was a little soft-hearted. No matter what, she was always partial to this generation of descendants, which was incomparable to the previous generations. But soon she abandoned that little soft-hearted. Since she had made up her mind to straighten out the relationship between them, she could not have soft-hearted emotions.
Indecisiveness would only lead to chaos.
So she found a topic to change the atmosphere. "Women nowadays are more thoughtful, more independent, and more interesting than before. In fact, it's a good thing. "
Li Xianyu couldn't possibly understand her sentiments. He was just a moving pile driver born in the new era. In his eyes, the Lightning Warrior Concubine and Cui Hua were both very interesting. They each had their own spirituality. Perhaps men in ancient times could enjoy the bliss of having multiple partners, but women who were bound by rules and regulations were actually quite meaningless.
Speaking of interesting, Xia Xiaoxue was the most intelligent girl he had ever seen.
The other party could immediately understand the operation of tasting turtle, and maybe they could immediately learn it. How interesting it was. Unlike Zhanhime, who had no spiritual power, she couldn't react for a long time.
The little wild boar slipped away without saying a word and was caught by the sharp-eyed Li Xianyu. "Great-grandmother, are you hungry?"
Great-grandmother rolled her eyes. "I'm not hungry, but I want to eat."
"What a coincidence, I want to eat too."
His hand rose and the knife fell.
Half an hour later, the fragrant roasted wild boar was ready.
The little wild boar walked very peacefully and didn't suffer any pain. The magic knife was directly taken away. The internal organs were washed with bottled mineral water. The internal organs of the pig were good things, but unfortunately there was no pot here, so they couldn't make pig giblets soup. So Li Xianyu buried the internal organs and the pig head together. Ashes to ashes, soil to soil. He didn't let its corpse be exposed in the wilderness.
He buried it in the soil beside the steps and made a small grave.
"In the winter, I will bury the wild boar in the soil. Next autumn, I can harvest a pile of pig heads." Li Xianyu said, "If I can live until then."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Great-grandmother frowned.
She didn't know if she said the first sentence or the second sentence.
Thunder Zhanhime and Cui Hua smelled the fragrance and came back. Very good, the two of them didn't lose an arm or a leg, but their clothes were more or less tattered. Cui Hua's trousers were torn, revealing a large area of white and tender skin. The tear spread all the way to the root of her thigh. Li Xianyu tried hard to see the color of her fat belly today, but he was just a little bit away.
Thunder Zhanhime's trousers were intact, but her clothes were torn. Well, she was wearing a light blue lace bra today. Unfortunately, this ditch was like a pony crossing a river, very shallow.
"Do you two want to fight again?" Li Xianyu suggested.
"It smells so good. I'm just hungry." Cui Hua sat at the side and drooled at the roasted pig.
Thunder Zhanhime was very angry and accused Li Xianyu of being cruel and heartless, without the slightest bit of sympathy. Women were like this, always saying one thing on the surface and another. No, most people were like this. When they saw the slaughterhouse on the Internet, they couldn't help but get excited and vent their unnecessary sympathy. When they were eating … Wow, it smelled so good.
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