System Notification: [You've agreed to join the group. Say hello to the group members! ]
Li Xianyu was about to send a symbolic "Hello, everyone." But Dharmaraja sent a message in the group first. "Everyone, let me introduce my new colleague, Li Xianyu. I just joined the Law Enforcement Department today. Welcome."
Li Xianyu had to change his wording. "My name is Li Xianyu. Seniors, please take care of me. If I don't do well, you can …"
He deleted it and changed it to "You can criticize me."
Then he sent it.
It was quiet in the group. No one responded at all, even though Dharmaraja notified all the members with administrator privileges.
The seniors looked so cold.
A few minutes later, someone finally responded.
Thunder Zhanhime: "Welcome, welcome."
Teenage killer: "Heh, newcomer, cross-dress."
Her finger technique was like Taka Kato. "Newcomer, did you hear that? Cross-Dress, or I'll kick you out."
Li Bai: "It's a pleasure to have friends from afar. It's even more pleasant for newcomers to cross-dress. "
Li Xianyu could sense a deep sense of malice from the few people who had appeared. Apart from the first person who conformed to the rules, the others gave Li Xianyu a deep sense of malice.
He didn't know when it started, but the seniors in the group liked to tease newcomers cross-dressing.
However, it was impossible for him to cross-dress, not in this lifetime.
Minister of Law Enforcement Dharmaraja sent a sweating emoji. "You should behave like seniors. Don't be naughty. You'll be scared to death if I tell you his identity. "
Thunder Zhanhime: "?"
Teenage killer: "?"
Her finger technique was like Taka Kato: "?"
[File Manager] Murphy: "Yes, he's not an ordinary person. We all know him."
Li Xianyu noticed that this Murphy, like the Lightning Dharmaraja, was also a bigshot with a prefix. Was it an archivist? Then she should know his real identity.
Heh, the heir of Unparalleled Fighting Soul and the son of Li Wuxiang. You'll be scared to death if I tell you.
Li Xianyu smiled.
Li Bai: "Murphy, make it clear."
Thunder Zhanhime: "We all know him? Isn't he a newcomer? "
The Thunder Combat Concubine's avatar was a short-haired beauty. It was unknown if this was the real person.
[File Manager] Murphy: "Wait a moment."
Ten seconds later, Murphy sent a photo to the group. It was Li Xianyu's employment form. There was his detailed information and a one-inch photo of him in it.
Li Xianyu's facial features were delicate and pretty, and he had a very attractive appearance.
[Archivist] Murphy: "I'm asking if you're afraid."
The group suddenly became quiet.
The smile on Li Xianyu's face widened, and he seemed to be able to foresee the commotion that would follow after the silence. The VIPs would definitely be shocked beyond belief, and the following content would be nothing more than "Wow, the inheritor of the Unparalleled Battle Soul", "Boss, please accept my knee", "Boss, are you interested in a shady deal", and so on.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, the group exploded.
First, Li Bai sent a photo of a naked man lying on a bed. His eyes were wide open and he exuded a ferocious murderous aura.
The caption on the photo read: "What are you looking at? I'm 20 centimeters tall and I'll kill you."
Li Xianyu: "!!!"
The smile on Li Xianyu's face gradually disappeared, and then gradually became ferocious …
The guy in the photo was him. Yes, he was the one who was almost raped by Qing Qing that day.
At this moment, his private photo had appeared in the company's employee group chat, and it was the kind that didn't show off.
Wait!
Why is my photo here? When did I take this kind of photo?
Thunder Zhanhime sent the same photo, but the caption was different: "Come on, let's fight."
The girl killer was the same as above, and the caption was: "Kneel and call me daddy."
The finger technique was similar to Taka Kato. The caption was: "You're all so arrogant. I'm afraid you don't know true power."
Li Xianyu remembered that Mister Qin had taken a photo of him that day.
No wonder San Wu called him a "man with a big penis" when they first met. San Wu only remembered the most distinctive features of others.
It turned out that his private photo had long been circulated in the company group, and they had ruined it.
Li Xianyu's hand trembled violently as he held his phone …
He felt the deep malice of this world.
A lifetime of dark history.
[Admin] Dharmaraja: "Ahem, that's enough. This kind of photo should be played with when the person isn't around. Don't go too far. After all, Li Xianyu is still a child. A walking pile driver is not bad to be a group pet … "
What f * cking group pet? Li Xianyu silently covered his face.
The girl killer: "Still a child? He has a bright future. "
The finger technique was similar to Taka Kato. "He has a bright future."
Li Bai: "He has a bright future."
[Admin] Dharmaraja: "…"
He silently deleted the first few photos. As an admin, he had the authority to do so.
[Admin] Dharmaraja: "Li Xianyu, are you still there?"
The human pile driver: "The little newbie is hiding in the corner and shivering. Can you at least censor me? The Internet cleansing operation is in full swing. Believe it or not, I will report you."
The girl killer: "It's useless even if I report you. This app is developed internally by the company and doesn't have a reporting function. It's a 'shady' app. Compared to the information and forums, it's nothing."
Li Xianyu received a private message from Dharmaraja. Dharmaraja: "Don't make your identity public for the time being. Although everyone in the group is one of us, you still have to keep it a secret. In the future, when you awaken your bloodline and have a certain level of self-protection, you can meet people openly."
Li Xianyu replied with an OK gesture and complained, "Dharmaraja, why do I feel that the seniors in the group … aren't very friendly?"
Dharmaraja: "It's your illusion."
Li Xianyu: "It's definitely not my illusion."
Dharmaraja: "It's just that these few are more mischievous. The other stable employees in the group won't easily appear."
Li Xianyu: "Oh."
At this time, Li Xianyu saw that someone in the group was talking about him.
He switched to the group chat and found that he was also a big shot with a prefix: [Deputy Minister of the Medical Department]. But compared to his name, the prefix was nothing. He was called "Li Shizhen".
[Deputy Minister of the Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "A walking pile driver. Looking at your face, you have a very serious kidney deficiency. The kidney contains the essence of the human body. For blood descendants, the kidney is the most important organ. With your current condition, I'm afraid it's difficult for you to become an official law enforcement officer. Come to the company another day and I'll perform acupuncture for you. I'll charge you five points. The price is fair."
Teenage Killer: "Poor child, your essence was almost sucked dry by the fox demon."
The finger technique was very similar to Taka Kato. "A few days ago, Master Qin said that this kid was almost sucked dry by the fox demon. So it doesn't matter if a man's rod technique is good or not. What's important is to have a refined finger technique. Maybe it can save your life."
Walking Pile Driver: "Can I save him? But I don't have points. I'm still a newbie. "
Li Xianyu was overjoyed.
[Deputy Minister of the Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "It's just kidney deficiency. It's not a big problem. You can put the points on credit. You can pay me when you earn more points in the future."
After Li Shizhen sent this message, he received a private message from Dharmaraja: "Don't make any promises. You can't save him."
Li Shizhen: "?"
How could that be possible? He was a dignified national master of traditional Chinese medicine, the famous Miracle Doctor of Golden Needles in the world of blood descendants. How could a mere kidney deficiency trouble him?
Even if it was a kidney deficiency, it would be a piece of cake for him.
Dharmaraja: "Hehe, did you cure Li Wuxiang's kidney deficiency?"
Li Shizhen: "That's different. It's because … Wait, what do you mean?!"
Dharmaraja: "Learn about the Li family's ancestral kidney deficiency."
Li Shizhen: "… He's Li Wuxiang's son!"
Li Shizhen suddenly reacted.
Dharmaraja: "Not many people in the company know about this. Remember to keep it a secret."
In the group, Walking Pile Driver: "Li Shizhen, boss, let's make an appointment to meet. Today is better than tomorrow. I'll come over now."
System Notification: Li Shizhen has withdrawn a message.
System Notification: Li Shizhen has withdrawn a message.
He retracted both of the statements he had made.
What happened?
Walking Pile Driver: "Li Shizhen, what's wrong? I'll definitely return the points to you in the future. I swear on my integrity."
[Deputy Minister of Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "There's no hope. Goodbye."
Thunder Zhanhime: "Li Shizhen, don't be naughty when it's business. If it's the points, I'll give them to you on behalf of Li Xianyu."
But no matter how Thunder Zhanhime replied, Li Shizhen didn't respond. It seemed that he had gone offline.
Thunder Zhanhime: "Walking Pile Driver, you can go to the company to look for him. Li Shizhen's acupuncture skills are very good. He might have gone offline."
Li Xianyu's heart warmed. "Thank you, Zhanhime."
As expected, women were still more considerate, gentle, and considerate. In this group full of powerful people, Zhan Ji's words were like a fire in winter, warming Li Xianyu's weak kidneys.
"Young man, don't be afraid of kidney deficiency. Real men don't rely on stick techniques. I'll teach you a long-lost finger technique to help you get rid of the problem of kidney deficiency. In exchange, you have to dress as a woman to repay me."
The female assassin was unconvinced. "Finger techniques and stick techniques are all crooked methods. Real men rely on their charm. Just a look can make a woman climax."
"Get lost. That's your talent. How are you going to teach me?"
"You're different."
"Finger techniques" Kato Taka brought out a picture of Li Xianyu's penis with the caption, "Kneel down and call me daddy."
"You know nothing about power." The two of them started a crazy battle of pictures.
The two of them began to fight crazily. The pictures were the eternal photos of the previous great artists, and the caption of the big shots was simply a stroke of genius …
Li Xianyu's heart was filled with despair.
King Kong: "You guys are so noisy. You only know how to share useless things. Who has a new seed? Share it with me."
Another senior from the company appeared.
"There's a seed in the group file. Download it yourself."
"I've seen it. I want a new one."
The finger technique was similar to Takashi Kato. "Who has that kind of thing? We don't need it."
"Long Aotian is the best. He uploaded all the seeds in the group. After he went into hibernation, there are no more talents in the group. What's the use of you guys?"
Thunder Zhanhime: "Hehe."
Li Bai: "Sitting alone in the study with my hand on my wife, I don't mention this to outsiders. King Kong, you're a tragedy. "
No one replied.
Walking pile driver: "If I change my left hand to my right hand, it's like divorcing and remarrying?"
The group fell silent again. Then, Li Bai: "Stroking, stroking, and stroking, my whole body softened and my eyes blurred."
The Walking Pile Driver: "Drop by drop on the ground, the children and grandchildren turn into mud."
The poem should have ended here, but Li Bai didn't. He continued, "Afterwards, I felt it was meaningless. I decided to never touch my wife. Walking pile driver. "
Li Xianyu thought, Is he trying to compete with me in poetry?
Walking pile driver: "In the middle of the night, I spread the paper neatly."
Li Bai: "Last night, I've forgotten. Waste paper hurts the body."
Walking pile driver: "Kidney weakness before marrying. Don't you think it's a pity?"
Li Xianyu felt a lump in his throat as he was editing this paragraph. He felt like crying.
Li Bai: "You're really a talent."
Walking pile driver: "You're not bad either."
Thunder Zhanhime: "…"
"Young lady killer:" … "
"Finger Technique Kato Takeshi:" … "
Dharmaraja: "…"
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