My name is Li Xianyu. In this era where transmigration and rebirth have become commonplace … I inherited my father's legacy, a Great-grandmother!!
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The warm spring sun shone into the living room. On the spacious sofa, Tian Luo … Oh, no, Great-grandmother was sitting on the sofa in a white blouse. Opposite her was Li Xianyu, who wanted to bury his face in between Great-grandmother's legs.
First of all, he was sure that Great-grandmother was not a normal person. Li Xianyu had no idea what kind of existence she was in, and he did not dare to ask.
In short, she was anti-science.
Li Xianyu, who grew up on smog and preservatives, had fantasized about knocking his head on the corner of his bed and making a system come out of it.
However, when he saw a Great-grandmother in his stomach with his own eyes and his father's will, he found it hard to accept it.
What happened to my morals?
What happened to the morals that my nine-year compulsory education had taught me?
It was all bullsh * t!
In the past, he only knew that fairytales were lies, but now he knew that even the textbooks were lies.
"You're a descendant of the Li family, and I'm your ancestor, so according to seniority, I'm your Great-grandmother. That's not wrong, is it? That's what your father called me. "Great-grandmother puffed out her chest and said confidently.
My father's Great-grandmother, but that's not my Great-grandmother.
If I call you Great-grandmother, wouldn't I be my father's brother?
"But you look younger than me. I'm not stupid." Li Xianyu took a sip of his tea and forced himself to say.
"Yes." Great-grandmother nodded. "I died when I was eighteen."
"Pfft …" Li Xianyu sprayed all the tea on Great-grandmother's chest.
Great-grandmother frowns and wipes away the water stains on her chest. She is naked under her shirt. Li Xianyu is a man. It is impossible for him to find a bra for her to wear.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath and opened the second letter from his father. "When you open the second letter, it means that Great-grandmother has changed your worldview. Haha, don't get too excited. If you don't refresh your worldview, how can you grow? "
"The world you see is just the tip of the iceberg. All fathers in the world should open the door to a new world for their sons. Ordinary fathers can only teach their sons how to reproduce, but I will teach you how to see the real world. You are not an ordinary person, but a descendant of an Ancient Fey who has inherited an excellent bloodline. When you and Great-grandmother can fuse, you will awaken the power of your bloodline. Before you awaken your bloodline, do not ever touch that real world. In addition, Great-grandmother is a very powerful War Soul and also a troublesome little fairy. You have to develop her well. "The will ends here.
How can I develop Great-grandmother? Hey, say it clearly.
What the hell is an Ancient Fey bloodline?
Li Xianyu was completely baffled. His dead old man didn't finish his sentence and didn't explain clearly at all.
"Great-grandmother, what does the will mean?" Li Xianyu handed over his father's will. He can only hope that Great-grandmother can explain everything to him. If not for his father's will, he can't sit here calmly and talk to a beautiful girl who calls herself Great-grandmother.
Great-grandmother took it, glanced at it and said: "Literally."
"I don't understand, but I think it is awesome. Can Great-grandmother explain it to me?"
Great-grandmother tilted her head and said seriously, "Of course there's no problem. Let's have a bottle of ugly doll first. "
"Huh?" Li Xianyu was stunned.
What the hell is ugly doll?
"Do you have chocolate with gold coins?"
“.....”
"There should be some popping candy."
“.....”
"What about watermelon bubble gum?"
“.....”
Great-grandmother puffed her cheeks and raised her eyebrows. She looked cute and innocent and said angrily: "What? You don't even have these delicious snacks?"
Li Xianyu reacted: "Snacks from twenty years ago … Many of them are no longer sold."
Great-grandmother seemed to have suffered a huge blow. She clutched her chest and found it hard to breathe: "Li Wuxiang, you bastard, you short-lived ghost. You made me sleep for twenty years. The world after twenty years is really boring. I can't live anymore."
As she spoke, the woman rolled around on the sofa, looking very anxious and angry.
Great-grandmother's pretentiousness suddenly disappeared.
Li Xianyu was stunned for a long time: "That, there are still snacks. Should I buy them for you?"
There was a convenience store downstairs. Li Xianyu took the elevator downstairs and strolled around the convenience store. He bought a bag of spicy sticks that cost three yuan and a bag of potato chips that cost six yuan.
When he returned home, Great-grandmother stood by the window and looked at the city. Li Xianyu walked into the living room and heard her faint voice: "What a big change. There wasn't such a tall house in the past."
After knowing that Great-grandmother would not hurt him, Li Xianyu felt a little relieved. Otherwise, he would not have come back. He turned around and ran to his adoptive father to ask for a second adoption.
"After all, it has been twenty years. Our country is still developing very quickly." Li Xianyu said.
"What year is it now?"
"2020."
"One hundred and fifty years." As she said that, her clear eyes looked into the distance and gradually became empty. Her voice also became ethereal: "Every time I sleep and wake up, the world is changing. It is constantly changing. And I will always be like this. Time has lost its rule on me … "
One hundred and fifty years …
Li Xianyu almost peed his pants.
Great-grandmother suddenly turned around. She looked like a spoiled lady and stared at him: "Where are the snacks? If the snacks are not good, I will beat the shit out of you."
Li Xianyu obediently offered the spicy sticks and potato chips.
Delicious … Hiss, how can it be so delicious … I love this era … Hiss, so spicy. "Great-grandmother chewed on the spicy sticks and fanned herself with her small hands while tears welled up in her eyes.
Looking at Great-grandmother who fell in love with this era again, a sentence popped up in Li Xianyu's mind: The unyielding king of the country can sell a bowl of fried rice.
"That's right." Li Xianyu gave a thumbs up and said: "The Dragon Guard spicy sticks are my childhood memories."
Li Xianyu watched as she happily ate the whole bag of spicy sticks, gulped down two glasses of water, and finished the potato chips. She patted her small belly and lazily lay on the sofa: "Let's talk. Before your father sealed me again, he did ask me to be your life coach. "
"Okay, Great-grandmother." Li Xianyu sat up straight. It was finally here. He could not wait to find out everything.
The living room was silent. After a few minutes, Li Xianyu said: "Great-grandmother?"
Great-grandmother rolled her eyes and said in annoyance, "What?"
"You can start."
"I don't read much and need to organize my words. Let me think for a while. Don't disturb me."
After a few minutes, she adjusted herself into a sitting posture. She hugged her chest with her left hand and supported her chin with her right hand. "Do you know about the existence of the Ancient Demon?"
Li Xianyu shook his head cooperatively: "I don't know."
"It is a powerful creature that existed in ancient times. Before humans learned to record history, before humans were born in this world, the Ancient Demon dominated this world and was the master of this planet."
"The overlord of ancient times should be the dinosaurs."
"There are too many unknown secrets and the past buried in Earth's hundreds of thousands of years of history. The dinosaurs were only creatures that appeared at a certain time."
"It's billions of years, Great-grandmother." Li Xianyu corrected.
"…" Great-grandmother said angrily: "I won't say anymore."
Do I not want to save face?
"… I shouldn't have interrupted. Please continue."
It seems that you really don't read much. "
Great-grandmother said sternly, "Humans are not the only intelligent creatures that have existed since ancient times. In ancient times, there were creatures with both intelligence and strength. Moreover, they were the favorites of nature and were born with unparalleled strength. Moving mountains and filling seas was definitely not a legend for them. "
Li Xianyu said: "That's too ridiculous. Why don't you say that they can ascend and become immortals?"
"Everything in the world has its unique racial talent. Some animals' abilities are superpowers to humans. It's not that superpowers don't exist. It's just that humans don't have them. Therefore, they subconsciously reject them and think that it's absurd. In fact, this is an ability given by nature. It's the same for the Ancient Demons. In fact, humans' longing to ascend and become immortals is not just a fantasy. They have really seen the scene of flying in the sky and burrowing into the ground. Creatures like the Ancient Demons are powerful and terrifying. However, they can't defeat time and were drowned in the long river of history. "
"Wait. Since the Ancient Demons have already perished in history, are we their descendants?" Li Xianyu thought of the contents of the will.
"Although the Ancient Demons are extinct, their gene tinder is not. According to the theory of evolution proposed by the Westerners, any species on Earth can find similarities in their genes. We humans have the genes of the Ancient Demons in our bodies, including animals and plants. It can exist in our bodies, but it can also exist in dogs. "
"Please continue. Darwin's grandson has helped you suppress the coffin," Li Xianyu said.
"The descendants of the Ancient Demons have existed throughout human history. They have abilities that humans can't understand and a strong body. They are not low-key and have appeared frequently in history. It's just that those in power would deliberately downplay the existence of the descendants. In modern times, the descendants of the Ancient Demons have been completely hidden in the shadows of history, "Great-grandmother said.
"If that's the case, wouldn't society be in chaos?" Li Xianyu struggled. "If I had the ability to leap over roofs and vault over walls, I would definitely be a rapist. I would be a groom every night and change brides every day."
He had always felt that good and evil coexisted in human nature. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Similarly, the greater the ability, the greater the harm.
"That's all you've got." Great-grandmother spat. "Since ancient times, the descendants of the Ancient Demons have been the classic example of breaking the law with martial arts. Most of the famous families among the descendants serve the imperial court. Back then, our Li family was an illustrious family. In modern times, in 1949, the Buddhist Association officially became the law enforcer of the world of the Blood Descendants. If you think that bloodline descendants can do whatever they want, then you're gravely mistaken. The Blood Descendants believe in the law of the jungle, but the condition is that they don't disturb the stability of society. "
"That's very China," Li Xianyu said. "Then my father's death …"
My biological father should have been in his prime when he died. The Blood Descendants are so noble. Don't tell me he died of cancer or a car accident. That's too down to earth.
"The children of the pugilistic world die a worthy death," Great-grandmother said.
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