In a high-class apartment, Long Aotian lit a cigarette in front of his computer. He held back his laughter as he looked at the chat in anticipation.
A few seconds later, King Kong replied, "Family ethics: A man who is dissatisfied with his younger sister's marriage imprisons her and hunts down his nephew."
Lady Killer: "A beautiful girl falls into the hands of a beast and is forced to develop a relationship with it every day."
Taka Kato: "A pure high school student falls in love with a dog and lives a shameless life."
Tentacle Monster: "Shocking: A unconscious woman was dragged into the forest by seven men."
Li Bai: "Hehe."
[Archivist] Murphy: "Hehe."
Bian Que: "This kid has a low IQ. She's hopeless. Goodbye."
Hua Tuo: "Bian Que is right."
Sun Simiao: "Hua Tuo is right."
Li Shizhen: "Sun Simiao's diagnosis is correct."
Long Aotian: "…"
What's going on?
This is different from what I expected.
These guys in the group can actually understand this trick? This doesn't fit their style at all.
Long Aotian felt like he was getting screwed over instead of trying to show off.
Tong Tong: "Long Aotian, this trick of yours, a very big man has already used it before."
The little girl even sent a GIF of [Too Stupid to Cure].
Long Aotian: "Him again!!"
The descendant of the Li family was his nemesis, and he was always trying to make life difficult for him. He clearly looked like a sissy, but he had a peerless great magic tool. It was simply loathsome. The most infuriating thing was that he had a beautiful, fairy-like Great-grandmother.
Long Aotian was a lolicon, and he loved big girls. Every time he thought of his 18-year-old Great-grandmother, he couldn't help but be infatuated with her.
Long Aotian: "Tong, do you want to come to my house tonight? I'll treat you to some candy."
He used to tease the little girl verbally, and she replied with a straight face: "I have to do my homework tonight. My mom told me to go to bed before nine."
Tong: "Are you stupid? Why are you still eating candy in this day and age? Two thousand for the night."
The group was silent.
Long Aotian typed: "Tong Tong's mom? Oh, I'm sorry, I was just saying. Don't be mad. "
Tong: "She's not my mom. [Angry] "
Long Aotian: "!!!"
Li Bai:!!!
Young lady killer: "!!!"
What happened? Why would the pure and adorable Tong Tong say such a thing?
Murphy asked, "Tong Tong, who taught you those words?"
Tong Tong was the youngest Blood Descendant in the group and played the role of a mascot. Everyone liked this cute and polite Little Mushroom.
Tong Tong: "Ding Ding, a very big man taught me this. He said that if someone asks me if I want to eat candy or look at goldfish, I should answer like this. [Obedient] "
The group fell silent again.
Mo Fei said tiredly, "Just kick him."
Is Li Xianyu a devil? Why would he teach an eight-year-old girl to say such things?
King Kong said, "Kick him, and he will continue to lead Tong Tong astray."
Fire-spitting Baby: "Is this newcomer a devil? Do you want me to beat him up?"
Kato Takashi said, "Forget it. Master has gone to the northeast. No one will be able to uphold justice for you even if you get beaten up by him."
Everyone suddenly realized that the newcomer who had joined the company for less than two months had already grown into a powerhouse that even they found difficult to deal with.
Teenage Assassin: "In fact, even if Vulcan is in the company, he won't dare to uphold justice. You have Master, but he has Great-grandmother. You can't win against him with your elders. "
Fire-spitting Baby: "…"
Li Shizhen: "Don't change the topic. I suggest kicking him, and then Tong Tong, blacklist him. Don't talk to him when you see him in the company. We have to be responsible for the flowers of our motherland. "
Walking Pile Driver: "Don't kick me, don't kick me. I admit my mistake. I won't do it again."
Li Xianyu had been secretly watching the screen. Seeing this, he hurriedly jumped out to admit his mistake. Tong Tong was still a little too small. His thoughts were not deep enough. He betrayed his teammates without hesitation.
Mo Fei snorted. "Don't do it again."
Facing this guy, she also felt helpless. He was not an ordinary employee. He was the successor of the Ultimate Path, and he had Great-grandmother's cheat code with him. Although he was still young, his status was not comparable to ordinary employees.
Walking Pile Driver: "Which big shot has a spare villa with a swimming pool? Let's borrow it. "
A familiar ID popped up. It was Wang Laoer. "Do you want to rent it? I have a spare villa with a swimming pool. But you have to wait until after tonight. Also, I just came back from a business trip. I want to announce something. Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her a surprise. Do you have any good ideas? "
Walking Pile Driver: "I won't rent it. But my Great-grandmother wants to swim. Zhanhime wants to swim too. They don't want to go to the swimming pool outside. So, I want to find a private pool to play in."
Wang Lao Er immediately agreed. "It just so happens that I have to come to the company in the afternoon. I will give you the key to the villa."
Tong Tong: "Swim? I want to play too. Can I come and play? "
The Walking Pile Driver: "Sure."
Mo Fei: "Then I will go too. I don't feel safe letting Tong come in contact with you."
Long Aotian was extremely excited. "Count me in. I want to swim too."
Young lady killer: "Swimming is my favorite."
Kato Taka: "Can I join?"
Li Bai: "The water of the great river comes from the sky. Take off your pants and dive in. Count me in. "
In an instant, more than ten male colleagues jumped out and asked to join.
Walking Pile Driver: "Get lost! You guys swim by yourselves. But King Kong can come. "
King Kong: "Get lost. You swim by yourself. I will not come even if I die."
Hmph, women are all sh * t. I don't want to be with sh * t. Disgusting.
There will always be wicked people who want to harm me. There is no way.
Li Xianyu thought to himself, Bro, with your misogyny, you are most suitable to be the second male lead.
During lunch, Li Xianyu met Wang Lao Er in the restaurant. He was a skinny middle-aged man. His tanned skin gave off a metallic feeling. Li Xianyu always felt that his skin was very hard. Wang Lao Er was a layman disciple of Lianhua Temple. His nickname was Acalanatha.
Although he looked like an old farmer, he was a famous main tank in Bosch. He had thick skin and was a professional tank. In terms of combat, he was similar to Li Xianyu. They were both reckless.
However, Li Xianyu had high HP and recovered super fast, while Wang Lao Er had high armor. In short, it was the difference between a bleeding equipment and a defensive equipment.
Before lunch, he gave Thunder Zhanhime an injection. Her injuries had healed, but her body was still a little weak. With the physique of a blood descendant, she would be fine after a few days of rest.
At the end of the restaurant, there was a piano by the window. Victoria, who had not been seen for a long time, sat straight and concentrated on playing. The sun shone on her blonde hair, making it shine.
The foreign girl's skin was as white and tender as milk. During her stay in Bosch, she had gathered a lot of popularity. She was the new goddess of the male colleagues in Bosch.
"She hasn't left yet." Thunder Zhanhime was surprised.
"I think she said she wanted to stay here to participate in the Dao Discussion Conference?" Li Xianyu remembered what she said and laughed. "Where is her brother? I don't know where he is. That foreign devil said he wanted to fight with me again to get back at me."
When he saw that he, a salted fish, had long evolved into a noob, he did not know how he felt.
He started off as a slime, and leveled up by swallowing.
After Victoria finished playing a song, she found a waiter and ordered her food. Then, she walked toward Li Xianyu with her curvaceous figure.
"You're back." Victoria smiled.
"Yeah, I'm back." Li Xianyu's smile revealed the vicissitudes of a young man. Since the beginning of the Three and a Half Village mission, he had experienced several life and death situations. No, from the first time he came into contact with a blood descendant (fox demon), he had been wandering on the edge of life and death.
There were too many missions, and the experience in two months was more than an ordinary employee's experience in a year.
"By the way, where's your brother?" Li Xianyu smiled mysteriously.
"After he recovered from his injuries, he went to find the vice president and the others," Victoria said.
He remembered that the Superpower Association had gone to Myanmar to capture a big drug lord. For some reason, Victoria did not go and stayed in Bosch.
"By the way, we're going swimming in the afternoon. Are you coming?" Li Xianyu asked.
"Crack crack!"
His left and right calf bones were broken. Brothers, if they were to break, they would break together.
Li Xianyu's face twisted in pain. Thunder Zhanhime and Great-grandmother ate expressionlessly, and no one said anything to take responsibility for this terrorist attack.
'Are you bullying me because I have a self-healing ability?'
After eating, Dharmaraja told Li Xianyu that San Wu was back. Not long after he went to the northeast, San Wu woke up. Li Xianyu did not see San Wu for the past three days. She had been locked in the training room, training hard every day.
When he heard the news, he went to the training room and saw the girl who was almost beaten up by War God after the Three and a Half Village mission.
She was as beautiful as ever, but her face was expressionless and lifeless. However, he did not know if it was an illusion, but Li Xianyu felt that there was a knot between her brows that could not be resolved.
Maybe what happened that day had deepened the knot in her heart.
"Take a break." Li Xianyu put his hand on her head and rubbed it hard. "We are going swimming in the afternoon. Let's play together."
San Wu rarely rejected people, so she nodded obediently.
"Right, do you have a swimsuit?"
"What's a swimsuit?"
"It's something worn for men to see, to show off a good figure."
"You want to see my body." San Wu hit the nail on the head.
"No, no, we are swimming. Seeing your body is secondary … Pfft, I don't want to see your body. My Great-grandmother is going too."
"You want to see Great-grandmother's body too." San Wu nodded.
“.....”
The sharp-tongued girl had not changed at all. She was a moving taunt machine.
In the afternoon, he brought Great-grandmother to the nearby mall to buy swimsuits. He also brought San Wu into the swimwear shop. There were all kinds of styles and colors. Sexy, conservative, and elegant. Li Xianyu was dazzled by the variety.
The world was unfair. Li Xianyu realized this truth in the swimwear shop. Compared to the variety of styles for women, the men's swimwear was always a pair of underpants. At most, there were many colors and patterns.
Great-grandmother said disdainfully, but her eyes were sparkling. She stared at the beautiful swimsuits with great interest.
"Great-grandmother, I think this suits you." Li Xianyu pointed at a white swimsuit. Its style was no different from ordinary underwear. In fact, it was even sexier and hotter. It had a three-point design, and the straps were made of thin ropes.
"Sir, you have good taste. This swimsuit suits your girl … the lady beside you." The attendant smiled.
For the time being, she couldn't tell whether San Wu or her great-grandmother was the real girlfriend, so she had an idea and changed the way she addressed her. Both girls were rare beauties. One was lively and cute, while the other was elegant and refined. She had a well-proportioned figure. She had worked in the shop for many years, but had never seen a girl without makeup.
This man must be rich!
The attendant thought.
Great-grandmother pulled Li Xianyu away expressionlessly with a red face. She wanted to stay away from that shameless swimsuit.
When she saw the waiter following behind her, her great-grandmother turned around and raised her eyebrows. She lowered her voice and said, "Since when is it your turn to make decisions for me? Do you still have any respect for your elders and your ancestors?"
Which Great-grandmother would take her great-grandson out to choose a swimsuit?
Li Xianyu complained silently.
Great-grandmother walked around and chose a tube swimsuit. This thing had no aesthetic value. Basically, it could only be seen by the thighs, and half of the thighs.
Li Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "The weather is so good. Let's go home and sleep."
He dragged San Wu away.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute …" Great-grandmother grabbed his arm with both hands, tilted her hips back, and lowered her center of gravity. She was dragged by Li Xianyu for a while, and she reluctantly compromised, "Then change to another one."
Li Xianyu's eyes lit up, "Then a three-point one."
"No."
In the end, she chose the more conservative two-piece one. It was a tube top and a pair of women's panties.
"What size do you need?" The attendant asked.
"The chest is 34D, the waist should be 55cm, and the hip should be 90cm." Li Xianyu was very familiar with Great-grandmother's measurements.
The attendant was shocked. She looked at Great-grandmother's height and was surprised by this girl's perfect body proportion. His three measurements made her jealous and envious.
After packing Great-grandmother's swimsuit, Li Xianyu asked San Wu what style she liked. The mobile mocking machine had an indifferent expression that said, "I don't care, it's fine even if I don't wear clothes."
Li Xianyu waved his hand and chose a sexy three-point swimsuit for her. However, Li Xianyu didn't know about San Wu's measurements. The attendant measured for her, and he was jealous again.
At 1: 30 pm, they arrived at Wang Laoer's private villa. Wang Laoer bought this property and originally wanted to move in, but his old mother didn't like villas and preferred the old house that she had lived in for decades, so the villa had been empty.
The area of the villa and the courtyard added up was more than 300 square meters. Although it wasn't a prime location, such a villa in Shanghai was worth a lot of money … Li Xianyu calculated that it was worth close to nine figures.
Damn, if it wasn't for the prodigal Great-grandmother, I could also buy such a mansion in ten years.
The swimming pool was in the backyard, occupying one-third of the area. It was very large, enough for Li Xianyu and the others to play and pee to their heart's content … No, no, no, this wasn't the swimming pool outside, they couldn't do that.
Li Xianyu and the others arrived at the villa first. They cleaned the swimming pool and stored water. Halfway through the work, Murphy arrived with Tong Tong, Victoria, and Thunder Zhanhime.
"Ding Ding, you're a big man. Why are you the only one working?" Tong Tong squatted by the pool with her hands on her knees, looking cute and obedient.
San Wu and Great-grandmother were lying comfortably on the soft sofa, drinking iced juice.
Li Xianyu glanced at her. The little girl was wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and had permed curly hair. She was young and had the aura of an older sister.
Li Xianyu pinched the white and tender face under her sunglasses. "You'll know when you have a boyfriend."
The little girl tilted her head and said in a soft voice, "Know what?"
Li Xianyu said, "Know why it's the man who moves and the woman who enjoys."
Murphy rushed to the side of the swimming pool and kicked him away. "Bah, don't say such strange things to Tong Tong."
She was carrying a bag of snacks, a bag of drinks, and a low-alcohol fruit wine in her hands.
"Wang Laoer is coming to the villa to celebrate his wife's birthday tonight. The other colleagues will come too. Let's finish swimming first and wait for them," Murphy said.
Half an hour later, the swimming pool was cleaned and filled with clear water.
Li Xianyu put on his underwear early in the morning and sat under the parasol with a bottle of beer in his mouth, waiting for the bikini-clad beauties.
The first one to come out was San Wu. The white three-point sexy bikini matched her temperament very well. She had a slim waist, long legs, and a delicate face. It was a pity that her breasts weren't big enough, nine out of ten.
The second one was Murphy. After the girl with glasses took off her glasses, her face became more beautiful. She had a plump figure, but her waist wasn't slim enough. She came out holding the little girl's hand. There was nothing to comment on a nine-year-old girl. She had thin arms and legs and was wearing a children's swimsuit.
Next was Thunder Zhanhime. She had a small waist, long legs, and a full butt. Just like San Wu, it would be perfect if her breasts could reach D level. 9 out of ten.
Victoria, on the other hand, made Li Xianyu's eyes light up. The foreign girl's figure was simply unique. She had a peach butt, an E cup, a tight waist, and an exotic blonde hair and blue eyes. Her shortcoming was that her bones were a little big. 9 out of ten.
What a low breast capacity. Sister, your swimsuit can't cover your breasts. Let me help you.
Great-grandmother came out last. Although the swimsuit was relatively conservative, she was still not used to it and her face was slightly red. She looked like a high school JK, but she had a pair of terrifying 34D breasts. Although she was shorter than Thunder Zhanhime and Victoria, her butt was round and full.
"Human, heaven on earth …" Li Xianyu murmured.
He silently pulled a towel over and covered his lower body.
"Plop plop plop …"
The beauties jumped into the pool and turned into mermaids in the blink of an eye. They let out bell-like laughter.
Li Xianyu was mesmerized by the sight of Little Missy's bottom rising and falling in the ripples and her chest rising and falling again.
He grabbed the phone on the crystal glass table, took a picture, and uploaded it to the Blood Kin group.
Walking Pile Driver: "Take the welfare, I'm a good person."
Li Bai: "Damn, I really want to go. Wait for me."
Long Aotian: "Pupil is so kawaii."
Taka Kato: "Human, heaven on earth [Nosebleed]."
Teenage Killer: "Thief, do you dare to take a clearer picture?"
Fire God: "Unparalleled Battle Soul is so beautiful …"
System Notification: Fire God has retracted a message.
Northeast. Fire God breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he had retracted the message quickly, or else he would have lost his dignity.
Unparalleled Battle Soul was a true goddess in the eyes of the older generation. The younger generation had never seen Unparalleled Battle Soul, but in their generation, whether it was Li Wuxiang or Li Xianyu's grandfather, they had already lifted most of the seal on Unparalleled Battle Soul. The younger generation had seen Unparalleled Battle Soul's beauty.
Every time he saw Unparalleled Battle Soul, Fire God would think of his youth. It was full of memories.
When you were born, I was not born, and I was not old.
Walking Pile Driver: "I'm already doing you a favor by showing you this. I won't show you any more. Haha, hit me if you don't like it."
There was a picture of a bloody knife in the group.
The beauties were soaking in the pool. Their beautiful figures were obscured by the distorted water waves. It was hazy and hard to see clearly. The male colleagues in the group felt very uncomfortable.
Li Xianyu's aggro was very steady. Countless people were grinding their teeth in anger. Scumbag, we're all men. What right do you have to enjoy such benefits?
After a few minutes, the murderous intent in his crotch disappeared and his penis returned to normal. Li Xianyu threw away the bath towel and dived into the blue waves.
He struggled to paddle between the girls like a cheerful corgi. The 21-year-old Li Xianyu ushered in the first peak of his life.
He paddled in front of Thunder Zhanhime, stared at her white and tender breasts, and sang loudly: "I ask if this mountain is the tallest in the world."
Thunder Zhanhime slapped him away.
Li Keji happily paddled in front of Great-grandmother, stared at her bare breasts, and sang loudly: "Or, there is another mountain higher than the sky."
Great-grandmother sent him flying with an elbow.
Li Keji continued to happily swim in front of Victoria, looked at her heavy breasts, and shouted: "There is a mountain higher than this mountain in the world."
Heaven on earth!!
He swam too happily and didn't control his strength. His face hit Victoria's breasts, causing her breasts to rise and fall.
Victoria exclaimed and took a few steps back, clutching her chest.
"Sorry, it's all the water's fault." Li Xianyu apologized.
The foreign girl was very generous. She shook her head, indicating that she was fine. Her blue eyes turned and looked at Li Xianyu's left arm: "Your hand …"
"It." Li Xianyu touched his left hand: "I sealed a devil in my arm, so my arm became like this. In Buddhism, it is equivalent to Buddha cutting his flesh to feed the eagle, and Guanyin incarnating as a woman to purify evil people. "
Victoria smiled and shook her head: "I don't believe it. I heard it is very powerful? I saw someone on the Internet saying it is very powerful. Can you let me see it? "
Li Xianyu suspected that he heard wrong: "What? You want to see my left hand? You want to know how evil and scary my left hand is. Are you sure? "
"I'm just curious." Victoria nodded with an indifferent look.
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