"Then I'll tell you a joke."
Ding Ning had exhausted all his tricks and could only squat beside her with a bitter face. After a long time, he finally came up with such an idea. Seeing that Xiao Nuo still ignored him, he said,
"The woman said, 'Honey, I want to eat instant noodles.' The man said, 'I'll cook it for you.' The woman said, 'I don't want to eat our brand.' The man said, 'Then I'll go out and buy it.' The woman answered, 'After cooking, the house is full of the smell of instant noodles. It smells terrible.' The man sighed and said, 'Then I'll bring it back for you after I cook it.' The woman pouted and said, 'It's not good when it's cold.' The man said helplessly, 'Then let's go out and eat.' The woman shook her head, 'It's too cold outside and I'm too lazy to go downstairs.' The husband was a little angry, 'What do you want to do?' The wife said coquettishly, 'I want to eat instant noodles … Men are driven crazy like this.'
"Haha!" Xiao Nuo didn't know whether it was because she was not amused, or because Ding Ning's sad expression was very funny, or because she felt that the man in the joke seemed to be talking about himself. Anyway, she did laugh.
"Oh, my God, you finally stopped crying."
Ding Ning felt relieved as if he had been pardoned. Coaxing a woman was more fucking tiring than fighting.
"Humph, I'll let you go this time. If it happens again, I'll cry myself to death."
Xiao Nuo wiped her tears and rolled her eyes at him coquettishly. Suddenly she felt that her expression and words seemed to be a little too ambiguous, so she turned her head in a panic. When she turned her face again, she had recovered her coldness.
The speed at which she changed her face made Ding Ning gasp in amazement. He asked embarrassedly, "Are you cold?"
It was a caring question, but he asked it in a wretched way. Xiao Nuo's cheeks turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said fiercely, "You're still asking?"
"Uh, forget that I asked." Only then did Ding Ning remember that her pants were still wet. He accidentally touched her sensitive part again.
In fact, he really didn't think that way, but she thought so, so he didn't have any temper. The move of crying was too cruel and was his nemesis.
Feeling that the numbness disappeared and his strength had been restored, he nodded and bowed and led the way in front like a waiter.
Fortunately, there were no forks in the cave. As they walked down the road, the cave became wider and wider. At this time, Ding Ning had completely overturned the assumption that this was once an air-raid shelter.
However, it didn't look like an ancient tomb. So far, he hadn't seen any traces of a tomb. Instead, it looked like a huge underground tunnel.
Xiao Nuo kept shining the flashlight around to prevent the bat king from suddenly attacking again. She secretly rejoiced that she did not bet with this guy again, otherwise she would be tricked into kissing by him again.
But when she remembered that she still owed him a kiss, she felt flustered. She stole a glance at his handsome back, and her beautiful eyes flashed with a strange light.
If that person didn't exist, it would be interesting to be with him.
Oh, Xiao Nuo, what are you thinking about? He is just a stranger you met in the club by chance. You don't even know his real name.
After today, you won't have any more interactions with each other. Forget about it!
She did not know why, but when she had this thought, she felt an indescribable sourness in her heart. Her eyes also became somewhat dim.
Sha sha sha! A faint sound came from afar.
"Oh no!"
Ding Ning suddenly stopped and shouted in a low voice. His face became extremely ugly.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Nuo was preoccupied and didn't pay attention. She bumped into Ding Ning's back.
Ding Ning grabbed her hand and held her in his arms, which made her stiff all over. She thought bitterly, "Does this guy want to fulfill the bet at this time?"
"Well, anyway, this debt has to be paid sooner or later. It doesn't matter if it's sooner or later. If you want to kiss me, then come."
Xiao Nuo pouted with a blushing face, and there was a faint expectation in her heart.
But she didn't expect that Ding Ning suddenly squatted down, held her buttocks, separated her legs, and let her ride on his shoulders.
Xiao Nuo was so ashamed and indignant that she secretly complained, "How old is he? He is still playing the game of riding on the neck of urine, let alone a wet neck. It's really shameful."
But Ding Ning's next words made her hands and feet cold, and all the thoughts disappeared. "We are surrounded by a large group of rats. You must be afraid of rats, so you can sit on my shoulder and I will carry you. Don't be afraid."
Xiao Nuo's flustered heart miraculously stabilized, and a warm current appeared in her heart. She asked in a gentle tone that she had never used before, "Then what about you?"
"I'm fine. These rats can't stop me!"
Ding Ning said with certainty, but in fact, he was also scared. With his eyesight, he could already see those rats.
Although he didn't have trypophobia, the dense group of tens of thousands of rats gathered together, and their small mung bean-like eyes flashed with a strange light in the darkness, still made his scalp tingle.
The only thing that made him feel relieved was that these rats were ordinary rats, and they couldn't even bite through his artificial skin. If they were as powerful as vampire bats, he could only turn around and run for his life.
"Damn it, that guy is really weird. He can not only control cats, but also bats and rats. I hope there are no snakes here …"
Ding Ning complained in a low voice, but before he finished, his face changed. He wanted to slap himself. His bad mouth really didn't work well, but bad things did.
Speak of the devil. Countless long insects drilled out of the darkness behind the group of rats.
There were not only snakes, but also spiders, scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches, and all kinds of strange insects.
There were not many of them, but when they gathered together, it was a proper insect army. Ding Ning's heart was beating like a drum. "Who is the opponent? How can he be so evil that he can even control insects? "
He wanted to turn around and run immediately, not because he was afraid, because these insects couldn't do anything to him, but mainly because they were so damn disgusting.
But before he turned around, he found that the way behind him was also blocked by those disgusting things.
"Damn it, I'm surrounded by these things." Ding Ning took a deep breath. Ignoring Xiao Nuo who was scared stiff, he took out a large folding knife and was ready to fight desperately.
But he soon found that with a burst of faint whistles, those rats, snakes, and insects just surrounded them from a distance, but did not attack as he thought. Instead, they twisted restlessly, as if they were resisting something.
Ding Ning's heart skipped a beat. It seemed that even if the mysterious man could control these things, he could not control them as easily as he could control the black cat. He could only influence them to a certain extent through sound.
This made him gloat in his heart. "It's better if these things kill each other."
But his hopes were soon dashed. Although the mysterious man could not make them attack him obediently, they did not disperse and still surrounded him.
At this time, Ding Ning did not dare to move. If he stepped on one of them, it would arouse public anger. He had the bio-simulated skin, so he was not afraid. At most, he would be disgusted, but Xiao Nuo could not bear the teeth of these things.
Thinking of scorpions, centipedes, tigers, and snakes overwhelming him, the picture was so beautiful and gentle that he could not help shuddering.
"What … what should we do? Are we going to die here? "
Xiao Nuo trembled all over and did not even dare to breathe, asking in a trembling voice.
As a girl, Ding Ning admired her courage for not peeing in the face of these terrible creatures.
He raised his hand and patted her tight and elastic thigh. "I'm here. Don't be afraid!"
"I … I …" Xiao Nuo seemed to want to say something, but stopped several times.
"What's wrong with you? If you have something to say, say it. Uh, no, you can't say it. Don't make a hole in my neck. "
Ding Ning made a very vulgar joke to ease her tension.
"I … I want … I want to pee!"
Xiao Nuo was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to die. Her face was as red as a big red cloth, and she said in a low voice.
Ding Ning was stunned and smiled bitterly. "Madam, are you kidding? Isn't it courting death to pee at this time? "
"Now the enemies in all directions are highly nervous. Once you pee, the sound of peeing will attract the attack of these disgusting creatures."
But he could understand Xiao Nuo's mood at the moment. When the tension and fear reached a certain level, there would be a feeling of urination. In serious cases, the bladder muscle spasm would be out of control, which was commonly known as incontinence.
This made him extremely embarrassed. But if he didn't solve it, he couldn't let her pee all over his neck, could he?
It was an erotic journey for the male protagonist to travel with a beauty. How could he be the male protagonist? How could it be so disgusting?
Ding Ning secretly ridiculed the author's imagination. He helplessly squatted down and said softly, "I can control everything, but I can't control shit and fart. It seems that I can only solve it on the spot. Let's pee here?"
"Here? How can I do that? "
Xiao Nuo's face was so red that it could drip blood. She would be too embarrassed to pee in front of a man. Thinking of that scene, she wanted to stab herself to death.
"Sister, I think you need to practice your courage. You are the captain of the special police force. We don't care about trifles. Isn't it just pee? If you feel that you are at a disadvantage, I will accompany you. "
In order to dispel her inner scruples, Ding Ning set an example and directly unzipped his pants and began to pee.
"Ah!"
Xiao Nuo hurriedly turned her head and spat lightly. She secretly scolded Ding Ning for being so shameless, but strangely, she felt that she was not so shy.
A famous psychologist once said that if you want a person's behavior not to bring trouble to himself, the best way is to accompany him in making the same mistake.
Although peeing was not wrong, in this case, this method also worked.
Although Xiao Nuo did not know this truth, Ding Ning's behavior obviously made her relax a lot. Blushing, she turned her back to Ding Ning, unzipped her pants, and squatted down.
Listening to the sound of the water, Ding Ning felt an itch in his heart. Although he wanted to turn around and peep at her big white butt, he thought that his heart was still very pure and decided to resist this evil idea with great perseverance.
After all, although he was dissolute, he was not obscene. Although these two words only differed by one word, the meaning they represented was extremely different.
Dissolute was a kind of character, a kind of demeanor, a kind of style, and also a kind of sublimation in the realm.
Obscene, on the other hand, was the character of thinking with the lower half of the body and only acting on the instinct of desire, which was commonly known as a stinky hooligan.
Xiao Nuo's heart beat like a drum and her face was so red that water could drip out. She never thought that one day she would take off her pants and pee in front of a man. This kind of shyness made her forget her fear.
When she finished, she pulled up her pants and lowered her head, not daring to look at Ding Ning. Ding Ning was considerate and squatted down again to put her on his shoulder and carry her up.
This made Xiao Nuo inexplicably feel a sense of intimacy and familiarity with Ding Ning, or a sense of security and dependence.
The relationship between a man and a woman was originally from strangers to acquaintances, from acquaintances to acquaintances, and then from acquaintances to lovers.
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