"Brat, where are you going to invite me to drink?"
The crazy old man followed behind Ding Ning without saying a word. However, after walking for dozens of miles, he became dissatisfied and questioned Ding Ning.
"We're almost there, we're almost there. Look, it's right in front."
Ding Ning laughed awkwardly and pointed at a barren mountain in front of him.
"You're inviting me to drink in the barren mountain?"
The crazy old man's expression darkened and his tone was filled with anger.
Cold sweat immediately dripped down Ding Ning's forehead. This crazy old man was temperamental. Just a random trace of anger was enough to make Ding Ning feel like he had fallen into an icy valley. It was actually not inferior to the pressure emitted by an Immortal rank expert's corpse.
This made Ding Ning even more shocked. How could there be an Immortal rank expert in the human world?
However, now was not the time to think about this. He had to calm down his anger immediately. Otherwise, this old man might kill him in the next moment.
His brain worked quickly and he quickly came up with a plan. He smiled and said without batting an eyelid, "My wine must be accompanied by wild game. Otherwise, I won't be able to taste its deliciousness."
"Oh, is there really such a miraculous wine?"
The crazy old man's attention was immediately attracted. His anger turned into joy.
"Senior will naturally know in a moment."
Ding Ning secretly heaved a sigh of relief and said confidently.
Soon, a bonfire was set up in the barren mountain. Ding Ning was roasting a wild boar that he had hunted at the last minute. The crazy old man sat on the ground and drank the spirit grain wine to his heart's content. He smiled happily and praised, "Good wine. Brat, you didn't lie to me. It really is a good wine."
"Of course. Once this wild boar is roasted and this junior's spirit grain wine will be the true delicacy of the human world."
Ding Ning said proudly. No matter what level this crazy old man was, as long as he liked spirit grain wine, it was equivalent to having a life-saving talisman. Otherwise, if this old man really went crazy, Ding Ning really did not have the confidence to escape from his hands.
"You're making this old man drool. Hurry up and roast it. I'll taste it when it's done."
The crazy old man ordered bluntly.
Ding Ning was not dissatisfied at all. While turning over the wild boar meat on the fire rack, he patiently explained, "You can't rush this. Roasting meat is also a great knowledge. If the fire is too hot, the skin will be charred, and the inside may not be cooked. If the fire is not hot enough, the meat will be tender, but the fishy smell will not be eliminated, making it difficult for people to swallow. You must keep turning it over and over so that the roast meat is evenly heated."
"Oh! Actually, it's okay if it's not cooked. It's not like you can't eat it raw. "
The crazy old man said disapprovingly. He hugged the cup of spirit grain wine and gulped it down in one go. He narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, an intoxicated expression on his face.
"That won't do. Since this junior is inviting Senior to drink, of course, it must be perfect. It must be absolutely delicious. Only then will it be worthy of Senior's face."
Ding Ning flattered him, but he secretly cursed in his heart, "You can even swallow a demon's magic core. Of course, you won't feel anything if you eat some raw meat."
"Not bad, this kid is quite sincere. Since that's the case, then I'll wait a while longer."
The crazy old man really did not have many thoughts about roast meat. To him, the spirit grain wine that contained rich energy was the best thing. This ordinary wild boar meat without any energy was just an appetizer to go with the wine.
But very quickly, he discovered that he was wrong. As the wild boar meat gradually turned golden, the fat dripped onto the fire, making sizzling sounds. An alluring fragrance wafted into his nose, causing him to subconsciously sniff. His eyes also lit up, and he asked in confusion, "Is this really wild boar meat? Why is it so fragrant? It also seems to contain very rich energy. "
"Of course it's wild boar meat. This junior went to hunt it just now. Isn't Senior watching?"
Ding Ning said without blushing or panting. In reality, he was secretly proud of himself. How can ordinary wild boar meat satisfy your appetite? This is the young corpse of a demonic beast, the Steel-Toothed Boar, that I exchanged for with a camouflage technique.
The crazy old man scratched his head, unable to understand. He thought to himself, "Could it be that this wild boar has become a spirit? It actually contains such rich energy. It's really strange. "
But as Ding Ning said, "It's time to eat.", he immediately threw these questions to the back of his mind. Not fearing that it was hot, he directly tore off a boar thigh and held it to eat. A mouthful of meat and a mouthful of wine made his eyes narrow into slits.
Ding Ning only tasted it briefly. Seeing that the old man was not in the mood to talk to him for a while, he calculated that it was getting late, and his grandmother should have broken through, so it was time to leave.
"Senior, it's my honor to meet you. It's just that today is New Year's Eve, and my family is still waiting for me to go home for the New Year. These jars of wine are for you. Senior, please enjoy. I'll take my leave first."
Ding Ning reached out and took out a few jars of spirit grain wine from his storage ring, placed them in front of the crazy old man, and bid farewell tactfully.
Previously, he noticed that the crazy old man was also wearing a storage ring on his hand. He estimated that with his character, he should not covet his storage ring, so he did not avoid anything.
At this moment, the crazy old man only had the barbecue in his eyes, so he had no time to talk to him. He waved his hand without raising his head, indicating that he could do as he pleased.
Ding Ning was overjoyed. He was really worried that the crazy old man would not let him go, but he did not expect him to be so easy-going. He immediately cupped his hands and bowed, turned around and flew away.
When he returned to his residence, Ding Ning scanned the room with his divine awareness and found that his grandmother had finished her breakthrough and was stabilizing her realm. Although his mother looked worried, she always listened to him and did not take a step out of the room, which made him feel relieved. Finally, a big trouble was avoided.
It was not that he was hostile to the crazy old man, but that when the old man was not crazy, he was absolutely a good person, but once he went crazy, he would be a terrible disaster. Even he was almost killed by the overflowing tyrannical aura of the crazy old man, not to mention his grandmother and mother.
However, when he habitually released his divine awareness to see if anyone was following him, the smile on his face suddenly froze, because he found that the crazy old man was eating barbecue and drinking wine, following him from a distance.
This made his hair stand on end. Even with the strength of his divine awareness, he did not find the crazy old man following him. If he did not deliberately reveal his trace, the crazy old man would not have discovered his existence.
Immediately, he secretly transmitted his voice with a sad face, "Senior, I have invited you to eat the barbecue and drink the wine, why are you still following me?"
"I am not following you. I can't sleep in the wilderness on the eve of the Spring Festival, can I?"
The crazy old man rolled his eyes and transmitted his voice confidently.
Ding Ning was instantly speechless. Luochuan Town did not belong to him. There was nothing wrong with the crazy old man staying in the town for a night, but the problem was that the old man was restless.
When the time came,
He exploded.
Like a bullet, it might go berserk at any time. When that time came, the entire town would suffer a disaster.
But there was nothing he could do. He could not beat the crazy old man, nor could he trick him away. He could only hope that the crazy old man would not go crazy tonight.
"Then please help yourself, senior. There is a Huimin Hotel in the east of the town. It is not a high class, but it is very clean."
Ding Ning hurriedly recommended. He had made up his mind to teleport away with his grandmother and mother as soon as the crazy old man left. It was too dangerous here.
As for the townspeople, he could not help them. He could only pray for himself.
"I don't have money."
The crazy old man's confident words almost made Ding Ning spit blood. The muscles on his face were stiff from smiling. He took out his wallet and took out a handful of notes, "Haha, I will pay for the room. This money is enough for you to stay for a year and a half."
"I don't have an ID card."
The crazy old man said without raising his head, biting the delicious barbecue.
The corner of Ding Ning's eyes kept twitching. If he was not afraid that he could not beat the old man, he would beat the old man up.
"Haha!"
After a hollow laugh, Ding Ning absolutely compromised. He smiled apologetically and said, "As long as you spend some money, you can live here without an ID card. This is a small place, not so strict."
"But I haven't had enough barbecue."
Crazy's Ole was as self-righteous as ever, which made Ding Ning speechless for a long time. His temples were throbbing with pain, and he wanted to cry but had no tears. "This old guy has made up his mind to rely on me!" Ding Ning thought.
To be honest, if he had such an unfathomable strong man as his fighter, he would be more than happy to be served with fish and meat every day.
But the problem was that the old man was not normal. Once he went crazy, he would not recognize anyone. Even if Ding Ning was bold, he dared not keep such an unstable and dangerous madman by his side.
This gave him a headache. He couldn't agree or refuse. Who knew if this old fellow would suddenly go crazy and directly kill him. That would be too unjust.
"Since you haven't had enough, I will continue to barbecue for you."
Ding Ning soon made a tragic decision. Even if the New Year was not over, he would spend the whole night with the old man and get him drunk. He would not let the old man pester him.
"I'm full now, but I won't have anything to eat tomorrow."
But what the crazy old man said after a burp and patted his bulging belly with his greasy hand made Ding Ning's plan die in an instant. Ding Ning's face changed dramatically.
This old man was too shameless, wasn't he? He was going to make him his personal chef.
Just when he couldn't take it anymore and was about to throw a tantrum and drive the crazy old man away with harsh words, the door to the courtyard was suddenly opened. Grandma pulled his mother out and asked with a face full of joy, "Ning 'er, why don't you come in? Who are you talking to?"
Ding Ning's face changed dramatically. When he was about to ask them to go back to their room, Crazy 'Ole flashed and appeared in front of his grandma, staring at her.
Although Lin Manxue had broken through the Saint Martial Arts Realm, she was a woman after all. She was startled by the sudden appearance of a dirty old man. Almost out of instinct, she hit the old man's chest.
"Don't …"
Ding Ning turned pale with fright and shouted anxiously.
He was afraid that his grandma would anger the old man and kill them. He could not protect them with his strength.
However, it was already too late. Lin Manxue's palm landed solidly on the crazy old man's chest, sending him flying through the air. He fell into a pile of rubble and broken walls, causing a cloud of dust to fly up.
Crazy 'Ole got up as if nothing had happened. He didn't get angry, but flashed and reappeared in front of Grandma. He didn't say anything, nor did he want to get angry. Instead, he called out in a trembling voice, "Xue' er."
When Lin Manxue saw that her palm strike hadn't injured the old man in the slightest, she turned pale with fright. When she saw him reappear, she was just about to unleash another palm strike with all her strength when she suddenly heard the name she had forgotten for more than forty years. A tremor ran through her body as she stared at the crazy old man.
Ding Ning teleported to his grandma. Fearing that the old man would hurt them, he protected his grandma and his mother behind him and stared at him vigilantly. Even though he knew he was no match for the old man, he would not let anyone hurt them.
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