Ye Xiaotian was shocked, "Why would Sister Sun want to poison Mao Wenzhi?"
Zhan Ning 'er pouted at Mao Wenzhi and said, "Then you have to ask him."
Ye Xiaotian looked at Mao Wenzhi's sausage mouth and smiled at Zhan Ning 'er, "Look at him, even if he is awake, can he still speak? If he wants to speak, I'm afraid there will be two people helping him to lift his lips. Good girl, please tell us. "
Zhan Ning 'er snorted, "Who asked him to speak so carelessly and sing such an ugly song?"
Ye Xiaotian was shocked and said, "What? Your Miao family's daughter is going to cast a Gu spell on him just because his singing is bad? Isn't this too overbearing? "
Zhan Ning 'er was angry and amused at the same time, "I'm not saying his singing is bad, I'm saying his lyrics are bad. He said it was a song dedicated to Sister Sun, but he sang something about a big girl being unrestrained. Shouldn't he be punished? "
Ye Xiaotian was tongue-tied, "Ah ah" for a long time, then said, "He should not have sung like that, but although he is a bastard, he should not be so muddle-headed. At that time, did he really say that this song was dedicated to Sister Sun?"
Zhan Ning 'er thought for a while, but she really did not pay attention at that time. Xing Erzhu blurted out, "He did! He said that this song was dedicated to Sister Sun, I heard it. "
Ye Xiaotian and Hua Yunfei glared at him together, and Xing Erzhu realized his slip of the tongue. He quickly tilted his chin and obediently retreated to the side.
Gedore, who was standing at the side, had already heard everything. When he heard that Mao Wenzhi was disrespectful to his daughter and said such words to an unmarried girl, his face sank with displeasure.
Ye Xiaotian secretly complained, but he could not watch Mao Wenzhi become a mute, although if he became a mute, he would probably be cuter. He could only smile and apologize to Gedore. Ye Xiaotian said a lot of good words, and Gedore loosened his mouth and said, "I will not argue with him for your sake. When the sun rises, bring him to my house."
Ye Xiaotian said with a bitter face, "We have to wait for the sun to rise again?"
Gedore said, "This is because of your face, otherwise, I will make him mute. He insulted my daughter, how can I let him go so easily!"
Ye Xiaotian did not dare to say anything, he could only nod. Gedore left with his people. The villagers saw that there was nothing serious, so they also dispersed. Annam Tien accompanied them for a while, then he yawned and called his cousin to go back. For a time, only Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei, and Xing Erzhu were left, accompanying the unconscious Mao Wenzhi.
When the sky was about to brighten, Mao Wenzhi woke up from the pain. He first discovered that Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei, and Xing Erzhu were surrounding him. Then, he discovered that his chest was itchy and painful, and there were thick green hairs growing on it. He wanted to ask what was going on, but when he opened his mouth to speak, he discovered that his lips were numb and swollen to the point that he couldn't feel anything.
In the end, as Ye Xiaotian said, Mao Wenzhi was holding his lips to speak, but he did not exaggerate to the point of asking others to hold his lips. Mao Wenzhi held his upper lip with one hand and his lower lip with the other. He vaguely said that he was wronged, "No, I really did not flirt with her."
Ye Xiaotian said, "Did you sing the song 'Big Girl Unrestrained'?"
Mao Wenzhi held his lips and said, "Ang!"
Ye Xiaotian said, "She's an unmarried virgin girl, and you say she's a slut. Is there anyone who scolds people like that? If you just sang a song to cheer up the wine, it would be fine. But you also said that it was for Sister Sun. Why are you so stupid? "
Mao Wenzhi was anxious, "No, when did I say she was unrestrained? I said she was unrestrained, but this unrestrained is not that kind of unrestrained. Unrestrained is … is to praise a girl for being beautiful, generous, and hearty. "
Ye Xiaotian said, "Nonsense, when you praise a girl, you say that she is unrestrained?"
Mao Wenzhi said, "Ang!"
Ye Xiaotian: "…"
Hua Yunfei suddenly understood and said, "Wait, wait, Big Brother, don't be anxious, let me ask him."
Hua Yunfei said to Mao Wenzhi, "You are saying that outside the Great Wall, unrestrained is a word used to praise a girl for being beautiful, good-looking, and straightforward?"
Mao Wenzhi said, "Ang!"
Hua Yunfei said, "Big Brother, this is clearly a misunderstanding."
Mao Wenzhi said, "That's right, where I come from, unrestrained is a word used to praise people. This is really a misunderstanding."
Ye Xiaotian said angrily, "The dialects of different places are indeed somewhat contradictory. Who was the one who pretended to understand when he didn't and told a girl that Mao Wenzhi's unrestrained song was unrestrained?"
The corner of Hua Yunfei's mouth twitched a few times and he said in a low voice, "Big Brother, you said it."
"Is that so?" Ye Xiaotian laughed dryly and said, "This … I drank too much, I don't remember …"
Mao Wenzhi wanted to cry but had no tears as he complained, "Big Pot, if you don't understand then ask me. Don't explain blindly. Aren't you making fun of me? I can even sing 'Big Pot' and 'Big Pot', who did I offend …"
…
Early in the morning, just as the rooster crowed, Ye Xiaotian brought Mao Wenzhi to Gedore's house. Ye Xiaotian asked Mao Wenzhi to wait outside while he went in to see Gedore and explained the language misunderstanding to him.
Gedore had been out of the mountains and had seen the world. He knew that in some places the same word had a very different meaning. After thinking about it carefully, Mao Wenzhi really had no reason to insult his daughter, so he accepted Ye Xiaotian's explanation and called his daughter, Sister Sun, in front of him.
Gedore asked his daughter if she was the one who poisoned him. Sister Sun was very frank and admitted it. Gedore told his daughter the explanation he heard from Ye Xiaotian. Sister Sun was a little doubtful about Ye Xiaotian's explanation, but she still had a good impression of Ye Xiaotian. In addition, with her father's explanation, she reluctantly nodded and said in broken Chinese, "Godfather, bring him in."
Ye Xiaotian was overjoyed and hurriedly went out to call Mao Wenzhi in. When Mao Wenzhi saw Sister Sun, he trembled with fear. She was clearly a pretty girl with bright eyes and white teeth, but in his eyes, she was much more terrifying than Shura. It was the first time that Ye Xiaotian saw him being so obedient. He didn't even dare to speak loudly.
Sister Sun stood under the eaves and glanced at Mao Wenzhi, then tiptoed to reach a string of salted fish hanging under the eaves. Sister Sun was petite, so she could barely reach it by tiptoeing and stretching out her hand. Ye Xiaotian saw that she was struggling, so he hurriedly went forward to help her take the salted fish.
Sister Sun smiled sweetly at Ye Xiaotian and said, "Thank you, godfather!"
Ye Xiaotian didn't have the sweet feeling he had when he heard her call him that yesterday. Thinking of the strange situation that happened to Mao Wenzhi, Ye Xiaotian felt a little scared, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. So he very reservedly smiled at Sister Sun, showing the demeanor of an elder.
Sister Sun took one of the salted fish from the string, found a hemp rope, and tied the salted fish on it. She walked in front of Mao Wenzhi and walked around him, pressing his body with one hand. Mao Wenzhi stood there stiffly, not daring to move, and beads of sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.
Sister Sun walked in a circle, then went back in front of Mao Wenzhi and said to him, "Bend down!"
Mao Wenzhi didn't dare to let out a fart, and immediately bent his body ninety degrees. Sister Sun hung the salted fish on his neck, clapped her hands, and said in stiff Chinese, "It's done. Go back, when you walk five hundred steps, pick the fish and throw it away."
Mao Wenzhi showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said, "Yes! Thank you, Sister Sun, thank you, Sister Sun. "
Sister Sun coldly snorted, and when she turned to Ye Xiaotian, she revealed a sweet smile, "Godfather, do you want to have breakfast at my house?"
Ye Xiaotian hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I've accompanied this scoundrel for the whole night, I'm so tired, I'll go back to sleep first."
Ye Xiaotian led Mao Wenzhi to bid farewell to Gedore and his family, and hurriedly walked out. After walking for a short distance, Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look at Mao Wenzhi, and said in surprise, "Hey, your lips are starting to swell, it's much smaller than before."
Mao Wenzhi kept a straight face and didn't say a word, and continued to walk forward without looking sideways. Ye Xiaotian hurriedly chased after him, and said, "What? Are you angry with me? I don't know where you're from, and I was drunk at the time."
Mao Wenzhi very seriously waved his hand, still didn't say a word, and didn't look at Ye Xiaotian, his lips moved, and continued to walk forward. Ye Xiaotian was a little surprised, and once again chased after him, he heard Mao Wenzhi softly counting, "Thirty-six steps, thirty-seven steps, thirty-eight steps …"
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help laughing, and could only shake his head, and accompany Mao Wenzhi to count step by step back. When the two of them arrived at the side of the small bridge, Zhan Ning 'er came over from the fork in the road, dressed in fresh clothes. When she saw Mao Wenzhi's embarrassed expression, she covered her mouth and laughed, and said, "Sister Sun helped him get rid of the Gu?"
Mao Wenzhi's eyes didn't look to the side, for fear that he would make a wrong step, and he very seriously counted his steps across the bridge. Ye Xiaotian stopped, and cupped his hands towards Zhan Ning 'er, and said, "Many thanks for Miss's reminder, or else we wouldn't know what happened. Sister Sun has already helped him get rid of the Gu, and wanted him to count five hundred steps before throwing away the salted fish, but he was afraid that he would make a mistake, so he didn't dare to answer."
Zhan Ning 'er laughed, and said, "It's rare, it's rare that he can be so honest, and you can be so polite."
Ye Xiaotian blushed, and said, "Actually I have always been very polite to Miss, but sometimes by a freak combination of factors, if I don't scheme, I will be beaten into a pig's head by you, and what can I do?"
Zhan Ning 'er stared at him, and said, "Am I that domineering?"
Ye Xiaotian chuckled, and avoided answering, but in his heart he was thinking, "One of the three tigers of Guizhou, don't you think I am domineering?"
Ye Xiaotian suddenly remembered something, and quickly said, "Uh … last night Miss said that you don't know how to use the Gu, then the Gu of Madness that I am afflicted with …"
Zhan Ning 'er immediately interrupted him, and said, "Who said I don't know how to use it? I only know that kind, you are indeed afflicted with the Gu of Madness, and there is no cure, so don't think that you can be cured. "
While the two of them were talking on the bridge, Mao Wenzhi had already carefully counted the number of steps to cross the bridge, and continued to walk forward. After walking for about ten steps, he turned around a bush, and suddenly a black-robed man appeared in front of him, and behind him were two white-robed guards, it was Elder Gögwo of the Divine Gu Temple.
Elder Gögwo had seen Mao Wenzhi by Ye Xiaotian's side the last time, so he stopped and proudly asked, "That Ye Xiaotian, where is he?"
Mao Wenzhi was about to finish counting five hundred steps, and was afraid that he would be interrupted and forget the number, so he dared not answer, and only walked forward with his head held high. Gögwo's eyebrows twitched, and he thought, "How can this person be more arrogant than me, I have the Gu God's Pendant on my chest, and he has a salted fish on his chest, what is this? Did salted fish teach him? "
Gögwo said with some anger, "I am asking you a question, where is Ye Xiaotian?"
Mao Wenzhi waved his hand, and walked past him with a straight face …
