Chapter 191

Law Tycoon and Li Yuncong led a group of bailiffs to escape from the clutches of the six sisters of the Mu family, who planned to sell themselves to pay off the debt. When they chased them to the outskirts of the village, they saw Ye Xiaotian holding onto a small tree, laughing and pounding on the tree trunk with a pained expression.

Law Tycoon had just walked to Ye Xiaotian's side when Ye Xiaotian pulled on Law Tycoon's fleshy hand and smiled bitterly, "I can't take it anymore, I really have a strange illness. If I continue to laugh like this, I will die, boohoo, hahaha …"

Daheng looked at Ye Xiaotian with a sympathetic expression. After holding it in for a while, he finally thought of a comforting sentence, "Big Brother, people often say that money can't buy a smile …"

Ye Xiaotian was about to go mad with anger. He forcefully flicked Daheng's head and said, "Money can't buy a smile! You can't buy a smile! Try laughing like this, hahahaha … Ouch, my liver hurts from laughing, hahahaha … Ouch, my stomach hurts … Hahahaha … "

Li Yuncong and the bailiffs were standing not far away. Seeing Ye Xiaotian's embarrassing appearance, they couldn't help but laugh.

Law Tycoon said hesitantly, "How about, I bring Big Brother to find a doctor?"

At this point, the crowd could no longer be bothered with the collection of the grain tax. They brought Ye Xiaotian with them and hurried back. Along the way, Ye Xiaotian rode his horse and laughed maniacally, looking down on the wind and clouds with disdain. When the crowd returned to the county, Li Yuncong immediately led them to the home of the most famous physician in the county.

Along the way, Ye Xiaotian was still laughing non-stop, attracting the attention of passersby. As they walked, Ye Xiaotian suddenly heard a burst of bell-like laughter. Ye Xiaotian thought he had met a fellow patient. He turned his head with a face full of sympathy and saw Zhan Ning 'er standing beside him with a smile.

Today, Zhan Ning 'er saw that the blow dart was ineffective and returned to the inn unhappily. Her eldest cousin, Annam Tien, saw his little cousin's unfriendly expression and hurriedly coaxed her to go shopping. Although Zhan Ning 'er had some manly habits, she was still a girl after all. Which girl didn't like shopping, so she followed her cousin out.

Unexpectedly, the two siblings suddenly heard a burst of laughter as they walked. Zhan Ning 'er looked towards the direction of the sound and saw Ye Xiaotian riding on the horse, holding his stomach and laughing painfully. Zhan Ning' er was stunned at first, then she jumped happily and said, "Ah! It's effective, it's effective, hahahaha … "

When Ye Xiaotian saw that it was Zhan Ning 'er, he jumped down from the horse and held his stomach that was in severe pain whenever he laughed slightly and said weakly, "Ah, so it's Miss Ning' er, you … you are also suffering from a laughing illness? He he he … I am going to see a doctor, do you want to go together? Hahaha … "

Zhan Ning 'er laughed proudly, "Laughing illness? I can't believe you came up with such a name. However, your habit of laughing incessantly is due to this young lady's doing. "

"What?"

Ye Xiaotian was shocked and said in shock and anger, "It is you who did it? You … what poison did you give me? Why … hahaha … could it be that this is the legendary poison? "

It was not the first time that Ye Xiaotian had heard people talking about the Miao people rearing poison and described it as unimaginable. Now that he knew that his strange laughing illness was Zhan Ning 'er's doing, he immediately thought of the omnipotent and extremely vicious poison.

Zhan Ning 'er was thinking of giving him a light punishment and making him laugh for a full 24 hours,' laughing to the point of not wanting to live '. Unexpectedly, Ye Xiaotian thought of the terrifying poison. Zhan Ning' er was stunned for a while and said, "That's right, this is my poison, it doesn't feel good right? Hahaha … "

Ye Xiaotian was shocked, "Hahaha … of course it doesn't feel good, this poison … this poison can make people laugh all the time?"

Laughing was supposed to be a very carefree thing but anything too much was as bad as not enough. Ye Xiaotian now knew how painful it was to laugh to the point that he did not want to laugh anymore but he had to continue laughing. If he was poisoned by this poison and laughed endlessly every day, he might as well die.

Zhan Ning 'er rolled her eyes and said, "Well, that won't happen either. This is just a reaction that your body hasn't completely adapted to after being poisoned by the Gu. It will only take a day for the Gu to settle down in your body and stabilize. Then, you won't be able to laugh anymore."

"Settle down in my body? Heavens, this is not like a woman getting pregnant! " Once he thought of a life that would settle down and grow in his body, Ye Xiaotian could not help but feel a chill down his spine. He heard that the poison was actually a kind of poisonous insect, a living creature. He did not expect it to be true.

Ye Xiaotian said with a pale face, "I … what kind of poison am I poisoned with?"

Zhan Ning 'er said with a smile, "You are poisoned with... it is the Mad Poison!"

"Mad Poison?"

An image immediately appeared in Ye Xiaotian's mind: a madman with messy hair and a dirty face, giggling foolishly, picking up moldy steamed buns and rotten vegetables from the garbage dump to fill his stomach. From time to time, naughty children would hit his head with stones …

Ye Xiaotian shivered and said with a trembling voice, "Mad Poison? Will I go crazy? "

Zhan Ning 'er said, "You won't go crazy all the time, but you may have an attack at any time."

Ye Xiaotian said nervously, "Then what will happen if I have an attack? Will I tear off my clothes and run on the street naked? "

Zhan Ning 'er, "…"

Seeing her expression, Ye Xiaotian was immediately overcome with sorrow. "Is that really the case? God, how can I be a human! "

Annam Tien, "…"

Zhan Ning 'er held back her laughter and coughed twice, "It won't be like this. You won't lose your mind completely. It's just that when you have an attack, you won't be able to control yourself, for example … hitting people, scolding people, doing things that are not in line with the image of an official …"

Ye Xiaotian heaved a sigh of relief, "That's good!" After saying that, he felt that something was wrong and said with a bitter face, "That's not good either! Miss Ning 'er, haven't our grudges already been resolved? Can you cure me of the poison? Hahaha, I promise I won't offend you anymore. "

Zhan Ning 'er spread out her hands and said, "Cure? How can I cure it? The only way to cure the Gu poison is to cut open your stomach and rummage through your internal organs to find the Gu and pull it out. "

Ye Xiaotian stared at her and said, "Then I'm dead for sure? Hahaha … "

Zhan Ning 'er patted Ye Xiaotian's shoulder lightly, "My condolences."

Zhan Ning 'er turned around and walked away. After three steps, the corner of her mouth couldn't help but curl up, "Hmph hmph! Smart people always have many tricks up their sleeves, scaring themselves. Heh, you're the one who came up with the poison, don't blame me. Let's see if you still dare to offend me in the future … "

"Miss Ning 'er, Miss Zhan …"

Seeing that Zhan Ning 'er had left, Ye Xiaotian wanted to chase after her. Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao crossed their arms in front of him. Ye Xiaotian raised his head and looked at these two men who, although not from Hulu County, were still very strong men. He had no choice but to stop in his tracks.

…

Ye Xiaotian stared blankly for a long time before leading his horse forward in a dejected manner. He was no longer laughing as loudly as before, probably because the blowdart he had been hit by was not as effective as before. His laughter had gradually returned to normal, and he only laughed strangely when he saw Leng Zi.

But when he thought about the possibility of going crazy intermittently in the future, Ye Xiaotian was deeply worried, "Going crazy! Even if it's only occasionally … that's madness … "

Daheng walked beside him with his bag and comforted him kindly, "Big Brother, don't worry, I'm here!"

Ye Xiaotian said weakly, "What can you do? Do you know how to cure madness?"

Daheng took out the brick from his bag and said to Ye Xiaotian proudly, "I've decided to carry this brick with me from now on. Whenever you go crazy, I'll hit you with this brick."

Ye Xiaotian, "…"

Daheng laughed, "Big Brother, what are you thinking? I won't hit you to death. I'll just knock you out and wait for your madness to pass."

Ye Xiaotian said angrily, "You little brat, you don't know how to control your strength. If you hit me with the brick, I might go crazy again after I've recovered. Come here and give me the brick. Let me hit you to vent my anger! "

Daheng said, "Ah! Father! "

Ye Xiaotian said, "It's useless to call me father. Give it to me!"

Daheng pointed forward and said, "It's really my father!"

Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look and burst into laughter.

When Hong Baichuan saw his son from afar, his brows immediately furrowed into a big knot. He frowned and put on the air of a strict father. Just as he walked closer, Ye Xiaotian saw Leng Zi and laughed strangely, startling Hong Yuanwai. Hong Yuanwai looked at Ye Xiaotian and asked curiously, "Ai Dian Shi, why are you laughing?"

Ye Xiaotian was vexed. "Motherf * cker, this illness is back!" Suddenly, Ye Xiaotian thought, "Hong Yuanwai is a famous tycoon in Gourd County. He is very knowledgeable. Could he know how to cure this curse?"

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaotian let go of the reins and rushed over. He grabbed Hong Yuanwai's hand and said incoherently, "Hong Yuanwai, I've been cursed!"

Hong Baichuan stared blankly for a moment, then chuckled. "Ah! I was wondering why Ai Dian Shi was laughing so happily. Haha, so it's because people are in high spirits. "

Ye Xiaotian, "Ah?"

Hong Baichuan smiled and asked, "What did you win?"

Ye Xiaotian explained weakly, "I've been cursed!"

"Oh!"

Hong Baichuan suddenly understood and said, "Drum? Good drum! Good drum! Even though the drum is not worth much, it can make a sound. It's good luck. "

Ye Xiaotian, "…"

Hong Baichuan let go of Ye Xiaotian and turned to Daheng. His face immediately became serious, "You little brat, where have you been all day? Ah? I couldn't find you this early in the morning, so you went to Wong Tai Sin Ridge to look for a ghost? Didn't I tell you that if you don't want to go to school, you should learn how to do business? "

Daheng lowered his head and said honestly, "Oh …"

Hong Baichuan saw that Daheng was so stubborn, and he was even more furious. He raised his leg and wanted to kick Daheng, but when he moved his shoulder, Daheng, who was already familiar with Hong Baichuan's movement, twisted his fat butt and quickly hid behind Ye Xiaotian.

"You … you …" Hong Yuanwai pointed at his son and took a long time to swallow his anger, "You bastard, sooner or later you will anger me to death!" Hong Baichuan cursed and took out a piece of paper from his pocket. He handed it to Daheng and said, "Take it!"

Tycoon hesitantly stepped forward and took the piece of paper from his father's hand. He opened it and immediately smiled. "Banknotes! Three thousand taels! "

Daheng quickly kept the banknotes, lowered his head, and drew circles on the ground with his toes. He said to Hong Baichuan bashfully, "Dad, how can I take so much pocket money? But don't worry, I will be frugal."