Tang Hao and the others were having a good time playing mahjong. Although they didn't gamble, they didn't necessarily need to gamble to play. They could also bet on rabbits.
There were a lot of meat rabbits in Eternal Pavilion. These meat rabbits absorbed spiritual energy and grew very strong, but unfortunately, they couldn't develop spiritual intelligence. After all, they were just ordinary rabbits. This was just like how many monsters in Fantasy Land were transformed from animals, such as big raccoons, little bats, night sparrows, and so on. These animals became monsters when they had power and intelligence, but those that couldn't develop spiritual intelligence were just animals.
Animals and monsters were different.
The same was true for these meat rabbits in Eternal Pavilion. They couldn't develop spiritual intelligence, so they could only be used as food.
Although Ling Xian strongly opposed it, it didn't matter. Rabbit hotpot was still very popular in Fantasy Land. Occasionally, even idiots like Ling Meng would come to eat it.
Of course, the animals in Fantasy Land were very strong, even if they were at the bottom of the food chain. More than a million words ago, even Tang Ritian couldn't beat them. Moreover, these meat rabbits were sometimes together with monster rabbits. It was quite difficult for people without some ability to bring them to the table.
Anyway, they had nothing to do, so Tang Hao proposed that the first person to lose all his points would go to the back mountain of Eternal Pavilion to catch meat rabbits for everyone. After all, playing mahjong was very exhausting, and it was rare to have rabbit meat to eat. Everyone agreed.
The first to lose all his points was Ginshi Sakata.
This guy always questioned Tang Hao's cheating. Tang Hao also had a temper, so he stared at him for the whole game. As a result, he was sent flying out of the galaxy by Tang Hao in one move!
Ginshi Sakata could only carry Lake Toya and run to the back mountain.
After that, Zoro replaced him at the table, but Zoro was a sword maniac and didn't know how to play, so he asked Kirito to be his strategist. When the two of them sat at the mahjong table, the Landlord team dispersed. Olmet, who was alone, had to contact Roman again at Tang Hao's request.
Roman was dragging his feet, and Tang Hao also knew why.
The third point of Chaldea opened.
Although in this world line, Olga Marie was still alive, Chaldea was still very busy. After all, the hope of the entire human race was on them. Roman couldn't leave for a while. At least he had to wait for the situation to stabilize temporarily, which would probably take half a day.
For this matter, Tang Hao had nothing to say. As for going to Chaldea to help, he had no idea.
In his opinion, out of the seven Singularities that could save humanity, the first four were all free. The third Singularity had Uncle B in the enemy camp, so it was relatively difficult, but in fact, it was just that.
Besides, Chaldea still has that old liar Merlin!
In fact, now Tang Hao somewhat understood Merlin's idea of slacking off. After all, the last master of humanity was Gudazi and not others. Gudazi had the protagonist's aura, gathering the luck of humanity, but he lacked experience. So the first few Singularities were equivalent to experience bags. If he passed them, he could grow, but if he couldn't … it was impossible.
Tang Hao also had the same idea now. Not to mention the first, second, third, and fourth Singularity, he was a little dismissive of the fifth and sixth Singularity with the Lion King.
Now, he was as arrogant as Gaitiya.
Without the Beast Singularity, Tang Ritian was too lazy to show up.
Of course, if he had time, he would probably still go to the sixth Singularity. After all, Artoria, the Lion King with breasts, had been promoted to a goddess more than a thousand years after she got the Holy Spear. Yonglin of Hachi Yi helped him treat Iliya, and in the transaction list, there was the Blood of God. Goddesses were also gods, so maybe he could go to the Lion King and get some Auntie?
Anyway, he would do as he saw fit. At the very least, he would definitely go to the Seventh Anomaly. When he reached there, the Blood of God would not have to worry at all. What Ishtar, Elle, Medusa, and even Ti Ma? How difficult would it be to get some menstruation from them?
Tang Ritian, that was how confident he was!
Half an hour later, Ginshi Sakata, who was beaten black and blue, came back with a rabbit in his hand.
He looked very proud. Tang Hao glanced at him, but his face was full of contempt. "What the hell? You only caught a rabbit in half an hour? And you got beaten up like this? I really don't understand why you can still put on such a proud expression. "
"F * ck you!" Ginshi Sakata's expression changed, and he immediately said angrily, "You asked me to go to the back mountain to catch a rabbit, but you didn't tell me that there were demon rabbits in the back mountain. Those rabbits are not rabbits at all. They are scarier than the space monsters in our world!"
"Nonsense. Most demon rabbits are transformed from ordinary rabbits. They are equivalent to relatives. If you want to eat their relatives, of course they will beat you up. But even so, you shouldn't be so useless."
"It would be fine if it was just a demon rabbit. I could barely block it with a burst of power, but a bunny girl suddenly appeared. If it wasn't for my main character aura, I'm afraid I would have been beaten to death … Damn, the fantasy land is really scary. I really don't know how the humans here survive!"
"Bell Fairy is here too?" Tang Hao was stunned. He thought that Bell Fairy was also attracted by the wedding dress and participated in the battle of those crazy women. If that was the case, it would not be strange.
Although Yinshi Sakata had inhuman battle prowess after going berserk, he was still a little inferior to Bell Fairy. She was a true superhuman, with Red Eyes of Madness, Phase Shift, and Infinite Hand Rush. It would be normal for Yinshi Sakata to be killed.
"But even so, you are still a little too embarrassing. Look …" Tang Hao took the rabbit from Ginshi's hand and continued to look down on him, "It's fine if you can't beat them, but the rabbit you caught is only the size of my palm. I'm afraid it hasn't been weaned yet, right? How could you catch such a thing? Do you have any humanity left? "
With that, Tang Hao released the little rabbit.
As soon as the little rabbit landed on the ground, it ran out and disappeared in two or three seconds.
"My rabbit!" Ginshi roared in grief and indignation, "I risked my life to catch it."
Tang Hao glared at him. "This little rabbit doesn't have much meat. Do you know what that is? It's that … It's the same principle as fishing. Catch the big and let go of the small. If you catch the small and eat it, I won't stop Hui Ye from beating you up."
At first, Ginshi wanted to refute a few words, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly fell silent. Catching Kaguya's baby in Kaguya's territory was indeed a bit unreasonable.
Tang Hao no longer paid attention to him, retracted his gaze, and said, "This time, no one can eat rabbit hot pot. The next person has to work hard."
Next person?
Are you a demon?!
Zoro suddenly trembled.
He didn't know how to play mahjong. Even with Kirito as his strategist, he still lost a lot of points. Now, he only had a little more than 10,000 points left, and this was with the newbie aura. If there were no accidents, the next person to lose zero points to catch a rabbit would be him.
However, even Ginshi Sakata ended up like this. How good could he be?
Fantasy Land … This dungeon is so difficult!
…
Both Zoro and Ginshi felt that it was difficult to survive in Fantasy Land. It was not easy to even eat a good meal, but Asuna and Elosa didn't think so because they were almost unobstructed in Fantasy Land. The only problem was … they didn't realize it before, but now they realized that Fantasy Land was really too big, and it was not easy to find someone.
Not long ago, they received information that the wedding dress was with Yuzu Kumoji, and that Yuzu had appeared in the magic forest.
No one knew how this information came about, but it couldn't have been released by the members of the chatroom.
After all, everyone wanted to monopolize the wedding dress. If they saw it, they would directly snatch it. Who would inform the enemy? This was also the reason why Yuzu did not contact others before. Otherwise, even if Alice was tricked, she might not be able to get the wedding dress.
Except for herself, everyone was an enemy!
This was already a consensus.
However, after receiving the news, everyone still rushed to the magic forest. As a result, they did not find Yuzu and the wedding dress, but found two traces of battle.
Looking at the traces of battle, Patchouli's expression changed slightly.
"Did you find anything?" Someone asked.
"No." Patchouli quickly retracted her gaze and shook her head.
Was it Alice?
She and Alice were considered "old friends", and both sides were very familiar with each other. The traces here were obviously caused by the puppets. In other words, the person who fought with Yuzu was Alice. So, Alice also knew about the wedding dress?
Thinking of this, Patchouli felt a little bad. She felt that Alice was a fool without a brain, and it was likely that she would leak the matter of the wedding dress. When that time came, there would be more and more opponents, and her chances of getting the wedding dress would get smaller and smaller.
For example, if she accidentally attracted Euonymus and Kazumi Yuuka, they would have no chance at all!
So, Patchouli immediately said goodbye to everyone. She had to get the wedding dress as soon as possible before things got out of hand.
Soon, Patchouli came to a place where there was no one, tore a piece of the book, and summoned Okita Soki from the Red Devil Dojo.
"Patsy, what's the matter?"
"I need your help."
Ever since the last trip to the moon, Okita Soki had almost settled down in the Red Devil Dojo. With Patchouli's magical power, it was not difficult to support her existence. Okita Soki had just arrived, and she was very interested in the Fantasy Village. At least, she had not experienced the Seven-year Itch yet.
As for summoning Okita Soki, Patchouli was a little hesitant because Okita Soki was also a woman. If she was attracted to the wedding dress, the friendship between the two might capsize. Forget about getting a helper, she might even have an opponent.
But since things had come to this, she couldn't care less.
"I need you to help me get a dress."
"Dress?" Okita Soki's eyes suddenly lit up. "Is it a swimsuit?"
Okita Soki thought that the Fantasy Village was fun, and the people here were interesting. The only regret was that there was no sea. Okita Soki also wanted to wear a swimsuit and play on the beach.
"Sort … sort of." Patchouli subconsciously turned her face away, and then said seriously, "Anyway, as long as you help me get the dress, you can choose any kind of swimsuit."
"No problem. Leave it to me!"
Okita Soki agreed readily, and Patchouli breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, she was a shut-in girl. How could she have a swimsuit? Fantasy Land didn't even have a popular swimsuit, but the outside world had it. At most, she would humbly ask for the hachi yunzi … No, maybe she didn't need the hachi yunzi. She could just discuss it with Tang Hao.
Anyway, Tang Hao would not refuse such a request.
At most, she would wear a swimsuit and show him.
But then again, who spread the news that the wedding dress was in Youzhu's hands?
Patchouli squinted her eyes, and for a moment, she couldn't figure it out.
…
At the same time, Monster Mountain.
"Haha, this is definitely a big news!"
In the Bunwen Newspaper, Yumeimaru looked at the photocopied photos, and her face was full of excitement.
As usual, she wanted to interview Alice on a whim, but as soon as she arrived at the Magic Forest, she saw two people fighting. One was Alice, and the other was a woman she didn't know. The fight was as beautiful as a dance.
She immediately smelled the scent of news, so she hid a few hundred meters away and secretly observed. Words like "wedding dress", "return it to me", and "I was the one who did it first" were all heard by her without missing a single word. It was like the eight o 'clock news in the outside world.
Initially, she wanted to make up … no, report a melodramatic love story between Alice and a strange girl. However, the more she listened, the more she felt that something was wrong. Especially when she noticed the white wedding dress, she felt uncomfortable. She quickly took a few photos, and when she came back, she also spread the news.
The reporters of the Fantasy Village not only needed to run fast, but they also needed to have sharp eyes and ears, and they also needed to know how to set the pace. If they couldn't take a three-dimensional picture from 800 meters away, such reporters had no future at all.
So when she returned to the newspaper, she quickly wrote the script, photocopied the photos, and everything was ready.
"It's really beautiful."
Looking at the wedding dress in the photo, Hirofumi was also a little tempted. However, the urge to wear the wedding dress was eventually suppressed by the urge to make a big news. After all, she was a reporter.
Making trouble out of nothing, turning a small matter into a big one, turning black into white, and square into round — this was the basic quality of a reporter.
She was a reporter, and she must have a professional spirit!
Then, Hirofumi quickly rushed out of the newspaper, flew into the sky, and threw down the newspapers one by one.
"Wenwen Daily! Wenwen Daily is on sale. Everyone, come and take a look! "
"No money, today's newspapers are all free!"
"Big news, the biggest news in the history of the Fantasy Village!"
"Pass by, don't go the wrong way. The battle for the wedding dress has begun!"
"Wenwen Daily, dedicated only to bring the best news to everyone!"
…
If Demondream was said to be the fastest legend on Earth, then the Seishimaru was said to be the fastest legend in Illusion Village. In terms of speed alone, even the Great Daemons would find it hard to compete with her. If she flew at full speed, it wouldn't take her too long to circle the entire Illusion Village.
Therefore, in less than an hour, this news was spread to almost every well-known corner of the Fantasy Village.
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