Big Idiot: The symbol of peace. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these words?
Under the Snow: "Pigeon."
Under the Snow: In November 1950, to commemorate the World Peace Conference held in Warsaw, Picasso drew a flying pigeon with an olive branch in its beak. At that time, the famous Chilean poet Pablo Neruda called it the dove of peace. Since then, the dove has been recognized as the symbol of peace.
Da Bendan: "Why do you remember 1950 so clearly? Did you copy this from Baidu? "
Under the Snow: "…"
Da Bendan: "Well, whether you copied it or you really remember it, you're indeed a top student, Yukina. Since the dove is the symbol of peace, then it can be proven that the symbol of peace who joined our chat room is Mr. Pigeon. Everyone, let's applaud and welcome Mr. Pigeon!"
Da Bendan: "Clap clap clap!"
Kirito: "Welcome, welcome."
Asuna: "Hello, Mr. Pigeon."
Shengren Hui: "Welcome, Mr. Pigeon."
Assistant: "Eh, there's a pigeon?"
Phoenix Court Fierce: "Pigeon soup is the best, this must be a trap!"
Symbol of Peace: "???"
Symbol of Peace: "Am I being targeted? Did I say something I shouldn't have just now? "
Da Bendan: "No, no, this is just a newbie baptism. Every new member has to accept the teasing of the old members. This is a ritual, don't mind it."
Symbol of Peace: "Oh, I see." Previously, Sakata-sensei told me that when I join the group, it's best to say an impactful opening line so that everyone can remember it. Otherwise, I'll just be a bystander. I thought there was something wrong with my opening line just now. Haha, maybe it was a bit arrogant.
Although in My Hero Academy, Ohmet was the number one hero, apart from his heroic career, his personality was very low-key. The phrase "It's okay now, if you want to ask why, it's because I'm here" was like a trademark, not to show off, but to appease people.
Therefore, logically speaking, it was a bit strange for him to say such a thing as he had just joined the group, because he was not that kind of person. However, since it was an opening speech, it was easy to understand. Such an opening speech was indeed impressive.
Before Olmatt joined the group, he had obviously received Gintoshi Sakata's attention. After the simple welcoming ceremony, he immediately went to read the group's announcements. If he encountered something he didn't understand, he would ask questions in a timely manner … Unlike his rugged appearance, he was actually quite easygoing and humble.
On the other side, Tang Hao also asked Ginori Sakata a question.
Da Bendan: Speaking of which, how did you earn 30 million? It's not a small amount for you.
Sugar Boy: Do you know what's the most profitable business?
Da Bendan: Power? Drugs? Arms?
There was no need to mention how profitable these three were. Even now, countless people were willing to take risks for them. The most typical example was a certain American empire. It made a fortune from the First World War, which established its position as the world's hegemon for nearly a hundred years.
Sugar Boy: Tsk! Don't talk nonsense. I'm a law-abiding citizen. How could I do such a thing!
Da Bendan: You're a law-abiding citizen … Fine, I'll believe you. But I don't believe that Nami's idea would be so law-abiding.
Sugar Boy: Bullsh * t. I've never done anything illegal. I only use money to make money.
As soon as he said this, Gintoshi Sakata sent a message to Tang Hao.
[Hey, don't talk nonsense. Olmatt is here!]
[So what if he's here? Oh, I know. He doesn't know how you make money, and you don't want him to know either?]
[Nonsense! He's a real hero. He's different from a fake like me. He's always on the frontline against criminals. As for my way of making money … Well, it's not that honorable. How do I put it? This world is very twisted. Even using one's personality to make money is illegal. If he finds out, he'll be in a dilemma whether to arrest me or not. So, don't be a busybody.]
[Fine, what you said makes sense. I won't ask anymore. Let's talk about you. Since you've completed your mission, you can leave now. When are you leaving?]
[It should be a while later. I just received news that a guy called the Hero Killer has been causing trouble recently. He seems to have his eyes on me, so I have to deal with him first.]
[Then why don't you just leave?]
[That's true, but … I have to do my job as a teacher until the end. Besides, if you're attacked, will you just run away?]
[Of course not. First, you have to see if you can beat them. If you think it's not a big problem, then fight them!]
[That's settled then.]
The two of them chatted privately for a while and quickly reached a consensus. Actually, Tang Hao wasn't too curious about how Ginori Sakata earned 30 million. He just asked casually. After all, the mission was completed. But speaking of the Hero Killer … he was a little interested. It was rare for him to understand the true meaning of the Sword Saint, so he needed a few opponents to test his skills on.
Unfortunately, his travel points had already been used up. It would take another five days to recover, so he might not make it in time.
What a pity.
In reality, Tang Hao sighed. Just as he was thinking, he sensed that someone was using a summoning spell to summon him. He immediately switched back to the main channel to take a look …
Her Royal Highness Princess: Da Bendan, Tang Ritian, get your ass out here!
Look, it really is a summoning spell.
Da Bendan: What's wrong? Why are you so angry all of a sudden?
Tang Hao felt that she might be on her period. He hadn't provoked her in the past two days.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Take a look at the list of group members.
Da Bendan: The list of members?
Tang Hao was taken aback and looked to the right. Everything was normal, except for the addition of one more person … Oh!
Tang Hao immediately understood. Before this, the chatroom already had 23 members, and with the addition of Omar, only one more person would be needed to upgrade the chatroom to level 2. In other words, he didn't need to complete any mission. As long as his special invitation card worked, then —
Her Royal Highness Princess: Look at you, Tang Ritian. What a good thing you've done.
Da Bendan: What did I do?
Her Royal Highness Princess: In order to pick up a girl, you gave the invitation card to someone else, but that person didn't cherish it and didn't join the group even after two days … How does that saying go again? A bootlicker ends up with nothing.
Her Royal Highness Princess: In the end, not only did you end up with nothing, but you also delayed the development of the chatroom. Tell me, what do you think you're guilty of?
Da Bendan: That … that, is giving the card counted as a bootlicker? Don't accuse me out of nothing.
Tang Hao's expression was like that of a Kong Yiji. He knew that Kaguya wasn't really interrogating him. He just wanted to bully him, but he felt a little ashamed after he said that.
When he gave the invitation card to Youzhu, he was indeed impulsive. He didn't regret it, but the current situation was really bad. The chatroom couldn't be upgraded, and it was a little bad.
Her Royal Highness Princess: I think your days as a moderator are over. You'd better get rid of it. Let's discuss who should be the moderator.
Shengren Hui: After the chatroom is upgraded, the moderator can't be changed anymore, right?
Her Royal Highness Princess: Oh, I forgot about that. Anyway, let's put Tang Ritian on trial and let him know the consequences of being a bootlicker.
Da Bendan: It didn't say that Youzhu couldn't join the chatroom. She might need some time to consider.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Two days to consider? That's a lot of time. She even gave birth to a child.
Da Bendan: Let's wait a little longer. I think she can still be saved …
Her Royal Highness Princess: Forget it. I don't have anything in common with bootlickers. Old lady, are you there? @ 17-year-old girl
17-year-old girl: Do you think that you can insult me as you please just because I can't remove the moderator?
Her Royal Highness Princess: You're still on the Moon, right?
17-year-old girl: Yes.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Then go and take a look. What's that kid doing? She's taking so long to join the chatroom. If she doesn't want to join, then go get the card and find someone else.
17-year-old girl: Is that necessary?
Her Royal Highness Princess: Of course it is! Do you know how a gamer feels when they wait for a new version? The new version is right in front of them, but they have to wait so long. Can you understand that feeling?
17-year-old girl: Let's wait a little longer. Actually, I think it's not that she doesn't want to join. She just doesn't know how to do it.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Ah?
Her Royal Highness Princess: Oh, I remember now. The magicians on the Moon aren't good at using electrical appliances. Is this Tang Ritian's pot?
Da Bendan: What the hell? Why is it my pot again? I turned on my phone when I gave it to her. There's even an instruction manual.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Instruction manual … What language did you write it in?
Da Bendan: Of course it's in Chinese.
Her Royal Highness Princess: Oh — I see!
Da Bendan: What's wrong?
Her Royal Highness Princess: Are you stupid? The chatroom has an automatic translation function, so there's no problem when we talk to people or read the text. Both sides can understand each other. But that's only when there's a chatroom. What about now? That girl hasn't joined the chatroom yet. Without a translation, can she understand Chinese?
Da Bendan: Ugh!
Tang Hao stared at the phone, dumbfounded.
It seems … seems … seems to be the case?
Could it be that Youzhu really can't understand Chinese? That can't be right. She's read Journey to the West. No, there should be a Japanese translation for Journey to the West, right?
Ah, this … seems to be troublesome.
Tang Hao was so anxious that he scratched his head. Faced with such a good opportunity, how could the person who lost to him in the bet miss it? He immediately scolded him.
Most importantly, Tang Hao couldn't talk back. It was indeed his mistake.
Her Royal Highness Princess: It's over. Tang Ritian, because of your stupidity, a good invitation card has been wasted by you. If that girl can really join the group, I'll write Kaguya's name upside down!
Ding dong!
[Fairy Tale Witch has joined the 2-D chatroom.]
Her Royal Highness Princess: F * ck!
Da Bendan: Ye Hui, you can write upside down from now on. Hahaha!
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