"Wait!" What's that thing in your hand? "After Yu Ji vented her dissatisfaction, she suddenly noticed Tang Hao's phone. She couldn't help but be startled, and revealed a vigilant look.
"Oh, this, this is called a cell phone, a communication tool." Tang Hao said.
"Communication tool?" Yu Ji frowned, like two crescent moons, it was extremely beautiful, but her gaze also became sharper, "Don't think I'm an idiot! I've lived for thousands of years, but I've never seen such a communication tool. Could it be a hidden weapon? "No, throw that thing over for me to see!"
"Aren't you being too careful?" Tang Hao spread out his hands, "Furthermore, if this really is a hidden weapon, aren't you afraid that when I throw it over, it will suddenly explode and blast you into the fridge?"
Yu Ji didn't understand what a fridge was, but she understood the general meaning. She nodded, "What you said makes sense, then how about this, you put this … Put the phone on the ground and then retreat three meters. I'll go get it myself."
"Hey, isn't that too much?" Tang Hao was not happy, "Sis, we are negotiating on a fair basis. I can ignore the matter of those Warlocks being killed and pretend that nothing happened, but you don't have to guard against me like a thief. It's not like I can steal anything from you, but with your current attitude, I feel like we can't have a good conversation …"
"How about this?" Tang Hao thought for a moment, then suggested, "We can make a fair deal, I'll put my phone on the ground for you to check, but you have to hand over something in exchange for my trust. Seeing that you don't have anything on you, you can use your clothes to make up for it …" When I put my phone on the ground, you can also throw your clothes on the ground. Then, we can go around and exchange tokens. What do you think? "
"F * ck, too shameless!"
"Tang Ritian, how can you treat your wife like this!"
"Da Bendan, I was wrong about you. I didn't expect you to be such a pervert!"
The voices of the silly netizens once again came from the chat room, and they all reprimanded him for being shameless, causing Tang Hao to sigh with emotion. If he had known earlier, he would have turned off the voice channel as well.
At the same time, Yu Ji also looked at him as if she was looking at disdain, "Are you a pervert?"
She was a flesh-eating elf, and unlike humans, she did not have human ethics. Even if she was seen naked, she would not feel ashamed, which was why she called it a senseless thing. However, she had lived in human society for thousands of years. Even if she had never thought of blending in, in order to avoid exposing her identity, she would still try to learn how humans lived and understand their values … Most of the time, she even understood humans better than humans.
However, Tang Hao actually asked a woman to take off her clothes. If this wasn't perverted, then what was?
"Of course I'm not a pervert. I think my request is very reasonable, and I've even made the biggest concession …" Tang Hao looked serious. "This phone is the most important thing to me. It's even more important than my life. If you want me to give you such an important thing, then in turn, you have to give me the most important thing. No matter how I look at it, the clothes are far less important to you than my phone."
Yu Ji was startled, for a moment she couldn't find a reason to refute.
"Stop being so talkative." At this moment, Amethyst's voice came from the live chat channel. "I've already kicked all the male creatures out of the live chat room for you, you idiot, hurry up and open the video!"
Tang Hao immediately picked up the phone and looked at it.
[Sugar Boy was kicked out of the live chat]
[Phoenix Academy's Swordsman was kicked out of the live chat]
[Kendo's Name was kicked out of the live chat]
[Night Doujin was kicked out of the live chat]
[Kirito was kicked out of the live chat]
Sigh, although it was a bit uncomfortable to be called an idiot, Purple Mother still understood people's hearts.
But then again, are these people all so free? They don't do their proper work all day long, but instead come to watch my live chat. I'm just trying to find a wife, is there a need to make such a big fuss?
While secretly cursing, Tang Hao still opened the video.
"Call me wife! Call me wife! A hundred times, a hundred times! "
As soon as the video was opened, the troublemakers led by Kaguya immediately shouted unscrupulously. Even honest people like Miyamori Miyagi and Kuriyama Miyagi were led astray, as if it was an unforgivable sin for them not to call her wife.
What a lunatic!
Although Yu Ji was still a single dog, and her combat power had dropped, she might not even be able to beat him, even if he called her wife a hundred times, she would probably only be infuriated, but … but, it was very shameful!
Think about it carefully, if you directly rushed to a woman you met for the first time and enthusiastically called her wife a hundred times, even if she didn't slap you twice, would you really be able to call her wife?
Talking to a paper and confessing to a real person are two completely different things!
You bunch of people who just want to watch the show, I, your father, also know how to be shy!
Tang Hao felt that his brain must have been flooded with water, he actually accepted such a shameful bet, and no matter if he won or lost, he would be the one to suffer in the end. If he lost, he would have to agree to a bunch of unreasonable requests, and if he won … Winning was also not a good thing, what if these girls fell in love with him because of this, wouldn't he fall into the cruel path of Asura?
Paper people wouldn't be jealous, it didn't matter how they opened a harem, but these were all real people, just thinking about it was terrifying.
Ahhhh, thinking about it, the reason why there was such a situation, it was all Snow Underworld Heino's fault!
"You guys don't need to rush him anymore, Da Bendan also knows how to be shy."
Suddenly, in the endless urging, a clear stream rang out, it was Megumi Kato's voice.
Ahhhhh, as expected, Shengren Hui is still the most understanding.
Tang Hao was so moved that he was about to cry.
"So, we've won this bet, right?" Soon after, Megumi Kato said.
"Bullshit!" Tang Hao was furious, this Megumi Kato had also learned bad things, she actually learned how to create a diversion, it was really a waste of his emotions, "Who said you guys won, I'll shout it for you guys right now!"
"Alright, shout, hurry up and shout!"
"Just shout!" If laozi doesn't show his might, do you really think I'm a sick cat? Calling me wife won't be harder than saying I like you, just open your ears and listen carefully! "Tang Hao said decisively, he looked at Yu Ji and took a deep breath.
Yu Ji might have been intimidated by his aura, she subconsciously took a step back, and said vigilantly: "You, who were you talking to just now? Could it be that the phone is really a communication tool, and you have other accomplices? Where are they? "Quick …"
"Don't say anything for now, I have something very important to tell you!" Tang Hao forcefully interrupted her, his gaze turned cold, his eyes revealed unprecedented courage and determination, in that instant of heroism, even Yu Ji's heart couldn't help but waver.
"You …!"
Yu Ji's eyes widened. She did not know how long she had lived in this world, she only knew that ever since she was born with self-awareness, she had constantly watched humans develop step by step from grinding stones. In that long period of time, she had seen countless lies and betrayals, and countless wars had broken out between humans. She had already gotten used to the hypocrisy and viciousness of this species, and could almost be described as hopeless.
But!
She also couldn't deny that in such a group, there would also be some people who would condense endless radiance, who would use their thin and small bodies to carry the entire human race, who would carry the hopes of countless humans on their shoulders, sacrificing, contributing, and leading humanity forward step by step.
They were heroes, they were leaders, and they also represented the greatest will of mankind.
It was precisely because of the existence of these people that humans could be so powerful.
And the gaze and heroic bearing that Tang Hao revealed at this moment made her instinctively think of those legendary figures.
For example, the nine strongest Fantasy Breed Golden Crows that had roasted the entire China Continent. It was said that they were so powerful that they could even swallow gods and immortals in one gulp and turn into suns, bringing endless disasters to the earth and humans. At this moment, a man named Hou Yi appeared. It was with such determination and courage that he shot down nine Golden Crows with a single arrow. Although Hou Yi also died of exhaustion, it was his sacrifice and contribution that brought hope and a future to mankind.
There was also Yu the Great who controlled the flood. He passed by his house three times but did not enter. It was also with such courage and determination that he spent thirteen years exhausting his efforts and physical strength to save the people of the world from the flood.
There was also Jiang Ziya taking command, King Wu conquering Zhou, and so on. Every person who laid a great foundation for the current human history would reveal such an aura when they made a choice that would decide the future. It was an indomitable determination and the courage to win. If they left and didn't come back, they would never come back.
Even the ambition of Qin Shi Huang to unify the six kingdoms …
Yu Ji could not judge these people based on her personal preferences, but she knew that what these people displayed was the strongest side of humanity.
Never in her wildest dreams would she have thought that she would see a similar spirit in Tang Hao again.
Even she could not help but feel a trace of panic.
"You … What are you trying to say?
"The change in her state of mind caused Yu Ji to instinctively take a few steps back, while Tang Hao took a step forward. His sharp eyes stared straight into her eyes, and he said in a deep voice," What I want to say is, old … "
"Old?"
"Old …"
Tang Hao did not manage to say a single word. His aura had withered, and it was even more difficult for him to use that impulse to shout out again. A strong sense of shame caused him to stutter, and even his entire face turned red.
Finally-
He took out half a watermelon, "Big … Sis, do you want to eat melon?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Da Bendan, you piece of trash!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"You've lost!"
As soon as Tang Hao said this, everyone in the chat room slapped the table and laughed wildly, filling the air with joy.
Yu Ji, on the other hand, had a dumbfounded look on her face.
What the hell?
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