It was not easy for a girl who was 1.8 meters tall to find a man in modern China, and it was even more of a problem at the end of the Ming Dynasty. Ever since Ye Na was young, even her parents had been worried about their daughter's height. She worked hard in the face of all kinds of rejection and mockery, and with the tough mentality of "I'll beat up whoever dares to laugh at me", she trained herself into a standard female warrior.
But because of this, no man dared to marry Ye Na …
After living for almost 19 years, this was the first time Ye Na heard someone praise her beauty, and it actually came from an eight-year-old brat. When she heard Zhou Qingfeng excitedly praise her "long legs, big breasts, beautiful face", Ye Na wondered if this brat was blind.
But Ye Na could tell what was malicious mockery and what was inner hope. When Zhou Qingfeng said that he could play with her thighs for half a year and her breasts for the rest of his life, that he wanted to take her as his wife and have sex with her every day, Ye Na's body even felt all sorts of strange sensations along with these words that she had never heard before.
When he said thighs, her thighs went soft.
When he said breasts, her chest became hot.
When he said cheeks, her cheeks were boiling hot.
Master Zhou's ability to flirt with girls with his mouth was perfectly demonstrated.
Ye Na was embarrassed and annoyed, and wanted to grab this brat who was talking nonsense to shut him up. In order to avoid being hurt, she had already sealed her heart with a thick high wall and locked herself in a small dark room to prevent all kinds of rumors and slanders. But when Master Zhou opened his mouth and broke through this high wall, the panicked Ye Na's first reaction was to drive this brat out.
Unfortunately, the high wall that had been broken through could not be sealed again.
While tracking the two of them, Ye Na's mind was filled with Zhou Qingfeng's impudent words with a childish voice. The more she thought about it, the more strange she felt. Her heart felt as if weeds had grown in it, and her mind was completely devoid of its usual calmness. The second time she sneaked up on the two of them, she overheard Zhou Qingfeng arguing with Yang Jian about her appearance and figure.
Every time Zhou Qingfeng praised Ye Na's beauty, she, who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but want to laugh. Her heart was like a lark cheering and singing, and her mood was so happy that it was as if she had climbed into the clouds. Every time Yang Jian said that Ye Na was ugly, the rage in her heart would be more intense than ever before. She wanted nothing more than to immediately chop Yang Jian into pieces, and she especially wanted to tear that stinky mouth of his.
When Yang Jian said the word 'ugly', Ye Na finally couldn't help but jump out to kill him. During the chase, the 1.8-meter-tall girl was about to catch up with Yang Jian, but for some strange reason, she changed her direction and chased after Zhou Qingfeng. She understood most of what the little rascal said just now, but what did he mean by 'pa pa pa'? She wanted to know.
The edge of the gigantic sword was pressed against Zhou Qingfeng's neck. Ye Na put on her most ferocious, most terrifying, and most frightening expression as she shouted, "Repeat what you said just now."
The cold edge of the sword was cold, and Zhou Qingfeng was regretting that he had caused trouble by talking too much. If he knew that Yang Jian was so useless, he wouldn't have said so many words. Now, not only did he not flirt with his big sister, but he also angered her, and his life was in danger. Now, this big sister with a big chest wanted him to say it again. With tears in his eyes, he acted cute and said, "Sister, I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Please let me go. "
"I asked you to say it again, so say it again." Ye Na pressed her hand down hard, and the edge of the sword pressed on Zhou Qingfeng's neck, leaving a trace of blood. Seeing that there was blood oozing out, she quickly loosened her grip and stepped aside. "If you don't listen to me, I'll kill you."
"I … I was just praising you for being beautiful, sister." Zhou Qingfeng said with a bitter face. "Big sister has to forgive children who talk nonsense."
"Then praise me one more time."
Ah …?
Zhou Qingfeng was sure that he didn't hear wrong. His melon head finally recovered a bit of clarity, and he asked blankly, "Say that your legs are beautiful again?"
"Yes, if you don't like it, I'll let you die." Ye Na nodded with a taut face, trying hard to maintain her fierce tone. She didn't know why she had such a strange request, but she wanted to hear it now. After all, she had never been praised for being beautiful before. When other people talked about her long legs, they would always say that they were as thick as two doorposts.
"Big sister, your legs are really beautiful." Zhou Qingfeng took a few deep breaths, and his brain began to spin quickly. His mind, which had been scared silly, gradually became active again. "How can ordinary women with ordinary makeup have a good figure? Their legs are short and thin, and they either have bowed legs or chopped legs. They can't even walk well with these legs, how can they be beautiful? "
"What bowed legs or chopstick legs?"
"Bowed legs are two legs that can't be closed. This is a sign of deformity and ugliness. Chopstick legs are too thin. Not only are the bones not developed well, but the muscles are also not much. The skin is loose and the flesh is not elastic. It really can't be appreciated. What's really beautiful is big sister's slender and strong thighs. If a man is clamped by it, he will die. "
Zhou Qingfeng's words were calm and emotional. He even wanted to reach out and touch Ye Na's thighs. Ye Na hurriedly stomped her feet and pushed Zhou Qingfeng's hand away. Then, she angrily shouted again, "You're talking nonsense! Everyone says that my legs are too thick, and they even say that I'm a 'big-footed woman'. Some of them are even my relatives. "
Speaking of the word 'big-footed woman', Ye Na really hated it. Among her many nicknames, this was the one that made her the most unhappy. Zhou Qingfeng already had a rough idea of this big girl's background. He immediately shouted excitedly, "Big sister, don't be sad. In this world, there are bored people who take pleasure in slandering others. Because they themselves are trash, they can't bear to see someone better than them.
I have also met relatives who like to gossip behind your back. If you study well, have many friends, have a high salary, and have a bright future, they will feel sour in their hearts. They will think of ways to find some flaws in you and infinitely magnify them to satisfy their dark and dirty hearts. In fact, they themselves have sores on their heads and pus on the soles of their feet, which have long been rotten and smelly.
Big sister, you have a strong and beautiful body. You can travel all over the country, travel all over the world, and see the most magnificent scenery in this world. Those who slander you behind your back can only be trapped at home for the rest of their lives. They only know how to show off their tongues and have no ability. Why should we care about those who are ugly on the outside and petty on the inside? "
These words instantly touched Ye Na's heart. The haze that had been pressing on her heart for many years seemed to be blown away by a strong wind, and her heart felt incomparably open for a moment. The giant sword that was pressing on Zhou Qingfeng's neck was unconsciously withdrawn. Zhou Qingfeng's heart that was hanging in his throat could finally return to his chest. He asked fawningly, "Big sister, can I go now?"
Ye Na was about to grin, but when she heard this, she once again straightened her face and shouted, "Wait, you haven't finished yet."
What else was there to say? Zhou Qingfeng subconsciously glanced at Ye Na's chest. Ye Na immediately covered her chest and shouted in a low voice, "Brat, where are you looking? Say something else. I hate men staring at my chest the most. Those bastards always say something obscene and ugly. "
But damn it, if I don't talk about breasts, where else can I talk about?
"Wait … Big sister, I won't say anything obscene and ugly. Everything I say comes from the bottom of my heart." Zhou Qingfeng revealed a very serious expression. "Big sister, are you troubled by your big breasts? Actually, it's not your fault. It's normal for me to be attracted to your breasts.
When I was still a child, I was taught to obtain food and nutrition from a pair of plump breasts. Every time I get close to this pair of warm and soft treasures, it's like I've entered a safe harbor. I can enjoy everything without worries. But as I grew older, I was stripped of the right to get close to them again.
From then on, any action of me getting close to these two treasures would be scolded, punished, and ridiculed. But I'm still interested in girls from the bottom of my heart. Especially towards girls with big breasts, I'll always stop and pay attention. This is an uncontrollable part of my nature. I'll look at your breasts, which means that they're too attractive to me.
Believe me, a flat path is not the best path. Only ups and downs can enrich a life. You're a big sister with a big heart. Your chest is enough to bury any man's ambitions! As the saying goes, 'Stinging in the day, radiant in the night. Moving like a jade rabbit, tired like a white dove. Slightly bouncing, flesh trembling, pink and tender, full of life '… "
Slap …. Zhou Qingfeng was slapped.
"Nonsense, having big breasts isn't good." Ye Na's face flushed from Zhou Qingfeng's nonsense. Her heart was beating wildly. She didn't even think before slapping him to shut his mouth. She had never heard of these words before. She couldn't even imagine it.
"Having big breasts is indeed inconvenient in daily life. But if anyone dares to ridicule big sister for having big breasts, then they must be blind," Zhou Qingfeng covered his face and said, "Big sister, you're really beautiful. There's no doubt about that. Can you let me go now? I didn't do anything bad. Please don't kill me. "
Ye Na's breathing became rapid. She sheathed her giant sword back into the scabbard on her back. She didn't know how to deal with the brat in front of her. Zhou Qingfeng slowly climbed up from the ground. He stared blankly at Ye Na. He wanted to escape but didn't dare to. At this moment, a gentle breeze passed through the forest between the two of them, making a soft whistling sound.
"You … Where did you learn these words to make a girl happy?" Ye Na lowered her head and looked down at him as she asked.
"Uh …. I'm a little different from other people." Zhou Qingfeng raised his head and answered, "I'm not just making you happy. I really think you're beautiful."
"How old are you?"
"About eight."
"Why does my family's Miss want to kill you?"
"Because she thinks I'm a disaster. But I'm not."
"Is there some misunderstanding between you two? Come with me. I'll help you ask for mercy. "
"She didn't tell you where I came from? Actually, there's no misunderstanding between me and your family's Miss. There's nothing to ask for mercy. "
"Then I'll help you ask and ask Miss not to kill you. Oh right …. What do you mean by 'pa pa pa'? "
Sigh … Why did the originally heartwarming topic suddenly change to this?
Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head. "Pa pa pa means pa pa pa."
Ye Na's face turned cold again. "You're trying to fool me, aren't you? I originally wanted to let you go. Now it seems like it's better to capture you and bring you to Miss. "
"Don't don't don't …. Your family's Miss is pretty, but she's too fierce. If I go, I'll definitely die." Zhou Qingfeng was really afraid of Yuan Qingying. He didn't like her at all.
"Then tell me, what's' pa pa pa '?"
"Pa pa pa means a man and a woman sleeping together."
Ye Na was also a young lady. Unfortunately, the ancient sexual education was too lacking. She could understand that a married couple had to sleep together. But she still didn't understand what this had to do with 'pa pa pa'. So she asked, "Explain it clearly."
Zhou Qingfeng didn't understand why Ye Na was asking about this. He could only try to explain it as simply as possible. "It's when a man and a woman have intercourse. For example, if it's the rear position, the buttocks and thighs will bump into each other. If the woman's buttocks are full and the man's thrusts are strong, the flesh will make pa pa sounds …. "
Ye Na was still a virgin, but her rich imagination was able to instantly reconstruct Zhou Qingfeng's unclear description. For a moment, she imagined herself half-lying on the bed. Behind her, there was an eight year old bad boy pounding into her buttocks.
This … was too shameful!
Ye Na's face instantly turned so red that it could drip blood …. She suddenly screamed in shock. She wanted to dig a hole in the ground and hide in it. But she was also angry that Zhou Qingfeng's words were too explicit. She grabbed Zhou Qingfeng and scolded, "What are you thinking about at such a young age? How could you be so dirty? How could you come up with such a bad idea? And you even said the rear position.
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