Actually, I always thought that Icetis was a very mysterious person. She was extremely daring and never knew how to keep her mouth shut. Basically, as long as she opened her eyes, anything that came out of her mouth was full of possibilities. She was a real hooligan. She dared to hit the table and challenge her own father. She also dared to discuss breastfeeding with a man. She even dared to bring up the taboo in front of her elder sister:
"Why does she look like your mother?"
As soon as this intrepid elder sister opened her mouth, I felt that the air pressure around us wasn't right. Elder sister's hair was clearly dancing even though there was no wind. Black fog was swirling around us within a radius of a dozen meters. Originally, it was almost nighttime on Mount Olympus, but compared to the black fog surrounding elder sister, it was as bright as the morning sun. Even Hachi Yunzi, the fearless fellow, decisively opened a gap and jumped in. Before she left, she even stuck out a hand from the gap and waved a flowery handkerchief to say goodbye to us. Orange meow let out a "meow" and hid into Rhododendron Spp.'s tail. I looked at Rhododendron Spp.'s big fluffy tail and let my imagination run wild. Do you think this thing has the same principle as a doraemon's pocket? Last time, I saw this nine-tailed fox take out a ball of wool from her tail …
Seeing that even Rhododendron Spp.'s ears were perked up and the little fur on her face stood up, I knew that if I didn't open my mouth, this canine and the feline in her tail would be scared to death. Thus, I awkwardly coughed twice and said, "Well, elder sister, you're lucky. This isn't the first time that Icetis's mouth has been like this."
I guessed that with how thick Icetis's skin was, it would be difficult for most people to make her realize her mistake. Thus, I could only smile apologetically at elder sister because I knew that with my elder sister's gentleness, she wasn't really angry right now. She was just a little unhappy, that's all.
This topic, ah, it was really a little nostalgic. Actually, Icetis wasn't the first person to ridicule me like that. Almost everyone who knew me and my elder sister would have the same thought. If I thought about it, I would know what kind of situation it was in that family where only I and my elder sister depended on each other. This girl who was only four or five years older than me was raised like a mother by me. It was hard to imagine how a little girl who was only a little more than ten years old could raise a five or six year old brother to where she was today. Now that everything had passed, my elder sister seemed to have developed a habit that she could never change. That was, she would occasionally nag at me about my bad habits. It wasn't annoying, but it made me feel endless warmth, and this kind of nagging would more or less make me think of my mother …
To his elder sister, being ridiculed like this was a rather depressing matter.
"Did I say something wrong?" Bryndis suddenly poked my arm and looked at Darkened Sis who was finishing her training. "But I thought that it was a compliment."
"No one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak." I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him as I pulled my elder sister to sit next to me. My elder sister rolled her eyes at me helplessly before finally returning to her normal attitude. "Forget it, forget it. I'll just spend my entire life on you."
"Phew — —" Rhododendron Spp., who was the closest to us, let out a sigh of relief. The fur on her ears and tail, which had been scared stiff, slowly softened. Then, she raised her feet and scratched her face before skipping away.
Lin Xue looked at Rhododendron Spp.'s back and waited for three seconds before asking in a low voice, "Did that Cat Demoness not appear again?"
Our group of people looked at the large pile of tails of a certain fox girl who was gradually moving further and further away in admiration. When we thought about the orange cat that was still hiding in there, we couldn't help but lament that Newton really died early. How did she manage to do it …
"Master, there are so many people here …" Anveena crouched behind me. Out of self-awareness as a maid, she insisted on not squeezing into the same table as her masters. She also didn't dare to go near the bonfire because she was afraid of strangers. Thus, she could only crouch behind me and poke my arm pitifully, "Master, are you really not going back for dinner?"
When I turned my head, I saw the timid maid staring at me like an abandoned kitten. Since the masters weren't at home for dinner, she felt that she was about to lose her usefulness and had no choice but to gather her courage to come out with the masters. However, when we arrived at the destination, we found that the situation was more dangerous than we had expected. This made Anveena very conflicted. I looked at the girl with interest as the halo around her flickered like a neon rainbow. I began to sigh that Edison also died quite early.
"You should learn to adapt to a crowded environment," Lin Xue looked at Anveena like an expert, "As a qualified maid, especially one with royal blood, you have to learn to go on stage to give speeches, organize meetings, receive envoys, arrange military exercises, attend events, hold gatherings and …"
Anveena blinked without saying a word. Then, her head smoked and she laid on the ground motionlessly.
"It seems that the tungsten wire of this light bulb is burnt."
Miss Lin analyzed.
"By the way, why are they holding a banquet all of a sudden?" The elder sister glanced at the lively monsters around and asked curiously, "And it's on Mount Olympus?"
"It's not strange for these monsters to hold a banquet." I curled my lips, "Actually, it started when Hades encountered a ghost ship. The two of them encountered some spaceships that looked like ghost ships at the edge of the world. Then, the two groups of people took it seriously and gathered together to discuss important matters. Halfway through the discussion, the monsters thought that since there were so many people gathered together, they should definitely celebrate. Then … this is what you see now."
"I'm afraid that they will celebrate even at the end of the world." Lin Xue covered her head and sighed, "So, what's going on with the ghost ship? Why do they have such things? "
I tried to pinch Miss' nose, "You're a prophet, okay? Also, what about when you were spying on other people?"
"It's not like a prophet has a radar on 24/7. Who doesn't charge their phone?" Miss dodged to the side before I could make a move. Then, she stuck out her tongue at me, "I've finally gotten over it. Some things, the more you know, the more headaches you get. The day before yesterday, I finally found a few interesting novels on the internet, but I accidentally made a prophecy. I regret it so much. I even saw through the sequel that I'm going to write three years later. What do you think?"
I looked at her silently, "Retribution. Why do you always go to the library and draw circles in front of detective novels and write that this is the murderer?"
Sandora knocked on the table, "Hey, we're getting off topic."
I coughed and told them about the ghost ship without missing a word. The girls listened carefully, but except for the elder sister, who had a serious face, the others looked indifferent. Lin Xue was a half-fairy, so she didn't care about anything. Chestnut, on the other hand, didn't understand what I meant by the edge of the world. Anveena was trying to make herself glow blue. She wanted to see if she could check money. Jingle was focused on the apple on the table. It was a big challenge for her because she couldn't find a place to eat it.
In short, everyone in my family seemed to be a bunch of heartless people. Fortunately, the most heartless Shallow Shallow had already taken the kids to play. Otherwise, I would be in a dilemma.
"Hey, you don't look worried at all. It seems this is a small problem."
I tried to probe Miss Lin's intentions. Although she couldn't tell me many things about the future, if I used a suitable method, she could still use our tacit understanding to reveal some information. Over time, I was able to guess the direction of the future from her few words.
"Who knows? Even if it's not dangerous, it doesn't mean that it can't be a turning point. The reason why the future is uncertain is because any small thing can change the outcome." Lin Xue shrugged indifferently. Then, she took out a hundred renminbi from her pocket and put it in front of Anveena. "Hey, it's glowing blue. Let me see if I can see the anti-counterfeiting mark …"
An Weina adjusted the spectrum, and the hundred kuai really did have a fluorescent mark. I was instantly dumbfounded, and couldn't come back to my senses for a long time. So the newest generation of perfect maids also has the function of checking money? Anveena, how can you emit ultraviolet light as a ghost?
"This is a profound technique that is difficult to master."
Chestnut, who had been training with Anveena for a long time, said as she looked at her 'master' flickering between ultraviolet light and infrared light like a warning light. I felt that this cheap sister of mine had always been with the abnormal Anveena, and now her outlook on life had changed.
"It doesn't seem bad to mess around with these fellows once in a while." The big sister looked at Shallow Shallow who was leading her children to dance with the monsters and suddenly sighed. "Really, I prefer this kind of life."
Living a peaceful and stable life with her family was my big sister's greatest wish. I wasn't surprised at all. From the beginning to the end, she had always been a peaceful person. It might be related to her life experience, but she felt that living a peaceful life was the happiest thing in her life. Perhaps there was some difference between this and our family's life now, but I couldn't help but admit that this was in line with my big sister's style. However, facing my big sister's sigh, I could only rub my hair in shame. What kind of important person am I? I can't even satisfy my big sister's small wish. Not to mention a peaceful daily life, from what I remember, it has been a long time since I lived in a peaceful environment for three months.
Maybe it was because we really had a telepathic connection. At this time, elder sister faintly glanced at me, a faint smile on her lips. "But if it's always like this, people will become lazy. If you want to live a good life, you should always strive for it. This is our family's teaching."
Icetis nudged my arm again. "Hey, hey, I really think that your big sister is like your mom. My mom usually teaches people like this too. If you want a territory, you have to be strong."
I finally understood where Icetis's weird worldview came from.
In the end, Sandora rolled her eyes at the pervert goddess and corrected me. "The original words are: 'If you want your believers to follow you, you have to show your sincerity.' Don't believe this fellow's version. With that mouth of hers, do you believe that she can translate a primary school student's essay as if it was written in Afghanistan?"
I felt that Sandora had been poisoned by me …
At this moment, a very soft and muffled shout came from the table and interrupted our conversation. "Ah! Someone help Jingle! I can't see anything! "
I looked down in surprise and saw an apple jumping around on the table. There were two small bare feet under the apple: Jingle finally found a place to eat from the apple. (According to my guess, she probably smashed the apple with her face because from a mathematical point of view, it is impossible for her mouth to reach the flesh under normal circumstances.) But it seems that she was too engrossed in eating and her entire body was swallowed!
A muffled cry for help came from inside the apple: "I can't see, I can't see!"
Everyone looked at this little idiot in astonishment. Her upper body was covered with an apple as she stumbled around on the table. A normal person would not be able to imagine just how much of this little thing's brain was used for thinking. To be able to eat an apple to this extent was already a treasure. It was very obvious that this little thing was too engrossed in eating to the point that she did not pay attention to her surroundings. After eating her fill, she wanted to raise her head only to discover that her surroundings were already pitch black. Afterwards, she panicked and did not understand what was going on. After interacting with Dong Dang for so long, I can basically tell where her idiocy is coming from in an instant. This is truly an amazing skill.
Of course, it was fun for the little thing to act cute, but it seemed that she was panicking and couldn't think of a way to escape. So, I decided to help her. But at this moment, something unexpected happened. Before I could act, the goddess had already jumped to the edge of the table, and then …
"Bang."
It was really a bang. Then, we heard Jingle's joyful exclamation: "Wow! I can see again! Jingle is so amazing! "
The elder sister bent down and picked up Jingle. Strictly speaking, she picked up the apple. Jingle was still inside the apple, but her head was poking out. As you can imagine, Jingle landed on her feet. Under the effect of inertia, the apple fell, and the little thing's head poked out, forming the magical Jingle Sandwiched Apple Candy. I think this is another culinary miracle after boiling Jingle. If this little thing's head doesn't get fixed, sooner or later, she will use herself as the main ingredient to create a Manchu Han Imperial Feast.
Jingle's arm was still trapped inside the apple, and only her chest and calves were exposed. The little thing's head was covered with pieces of the apple, but she didn't seem worried about her current state. Instead, she laughed and ran around the table, as if she had become one with the apple. Chestnut watched curiously from the side for a while. Suddenly, she reached out and pushed Jingle … Then, this little idiot started rolling along the table until the elder sister couldn't stand it anymore and stopped her with a fork.
While the great and holy Goddess of Life was enduring the turbulence of life, Iersen's deep and rough baritone voice came from the distant sky. "Oh my god, I'm drunk!"
Suddenly, I felt that the whole world was hopeless …
Before I could even turn my head around, a strong smell of alcohol wafted over. The identity of the person who had just arrived was obvious. As expected, a pair of large horns soon appeared in front of the table, followed by a short little girl holding a huge wine gourd. She greeted us with a silly smile on her face. "Long time no see, long time no see. Hmm, good wine … You guys aren't going to go play, so I came over to give you guys a drink … Burp!"
The person who had just arrived was the most famous drunkard in Fantasy Country, Suika Ibuki, who possessed unparalleled strength and an unrivaled capacity for alcohol. Recently, I often saw her because she had also joined the City of Shadows' Town Security and could be considered half a civil servant. However, the reason why she had joined the City of Shadows' Town Security was rather subtle. First, she had been tricked by that shameless Soul Dream … The Red-White Town Security told Suika that as long as she became a Town Security, she would receive an employee meal card that allowed her to spend an unlimited amount of money in the business district within the military zone. In other words, she would have an unlimited amount of alcohol to drink as much as she wanted. We all knew about Suika's brain. Most of her intelligence was limited to a pair of horns, so she was instantly tricked. Now, she had become the number one coolie under Soul Dream. When the shameless Red-White Witch was slacking off and sleeping, she was in charge of patrolling the area occupied by the two of them.
Of course, from the looks of it, this Ghost girl was very satisfied with her current life. She still hadn't realized that Soul Dream wasn't the boss of all the Town Security. Joining the Town Security team didn't mean that she had to listen to Soul Dream's orders … Well, it didn't matter if there was one more idiot in the City of Shadows. Let us pray that this drunkard wouldn't be trained to death by Soul Dream.
Cui Xiang was a very passionate person, especially towards her friends. She was very sincere. Even though she liked to find people to fight and would often go to Iron Stove Castle and other noble strongholds to challenge them, causing a lot of trouble, she was still a rather cute fellow. Thus, I took her wine gourd and poured myself a bowl of wine. I even knocked on her horn and said, "Not bad, it looks like it has already grown."
"The horns of the Ghost race are things that you can't simply touch," Cuika shook her head drunkenly. "Let's not talk about this. Where's that strong person?! I want to fight her! Last time, I broke her important horn. This time, I must break a piece of her scale! "
Lin Xue came over and muttered, "Cuika can't hold back her anger. She was crowned as the Ice Cream Superman for three months …"
I replied, "… Appropriate."
I knew it. Cuika came over to offer wine so attentively. She definitely wanted to fight Lin. But … it seemed quite interesting.
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