Bo Li Ling Meng is indeed the only person in history who can be crowned as a God in the name of a Town Security. Take this sentence seriously. In short, she was extremely efficient in catching the hitman who was supposed to be good at escaping. Not only did she arrest the criminal suspect, she also successfully destroyed the criminal's tools and seized all the stolen goods. If this reckless Red and White Witch (Considering that she is currently a 2P, let's temporarily call her Blue and White … En, let's call her Red and White) was able to accomplish such a feat, she had undoubtedly made a great contribution. Perhaps, I might even give her a few days off and raise her salary by two ranks. But unfortunately … if Ling Meng wasn't reckless, then she wouldn't be Ling Meng.
Under the stimulation of ten times the salary, this unscrupulous fellow completed her work in a way that exceeded the standard. She actually sent all the seized newspapers to my house!
"What an explosive title, Ah Jun."
The elder sister held a newspaper in her hand and looked at us with a smile that wasn't a smile. Although her voice sounded gentle and slow, anyone with a higher EQ than the legs of a table would shiver at this moment. Shallow Shallow was studying the annotations at the bottom of the full page. I was worried that this brat would destroy the world's peace. Miss Lin didn't have any newspapers in her hands, but she had found a kitchen knife from somewhere. Although I knew it was a joke, I still broke out in cold sweat. Anveena flashed in and out of the mountain of newspapers. At this moment, she suddenly floated over and asked hesitantly, "Master, are you going to elope? Do you need Anveena to prepare some things for the journey? Food, a change of clothes, blankets, bedding … Hmm, can master bring Anveena along when you elope? It would be very convenient to have a maid. "
No, you should continue to study how to lay eggs. One day, we will have freshly baked eggs at home.
Other than these clowns, the children in the house also took out a few newspapers from the pile and studied them. It was rare that Pandora and Visca didn't fight. They were even reading the same newspaper side by side. If I didn't consider the contents of the newspaper, I really wanted to take a photo with these angel-like twin sisters. Mercury Lamp couldn't open the newspaper due to her size. In fact, she couldn't even open the paper even if she stretched her arms out. Thus, she spread the newspaper on the ground and leaned over it to read. Jingle jumped around on the photo of me and Sandora, expressing her opinion from time to time. Of course, no one paid attention to her. Even the mats and fridge (Eleanor had already returned) each had a newspaper. Rhododendron Spp. used her tail to protect herself tightly, as if considering if she should keep her distance from a certain pervert. Eleanor, that little fairy who was always startled, was actually very calm when she saw this kind of big news: She couldn't read.
It was fortunate that the five Protoss cops weren't at home. Otherwise, Icetis's big mouth would have already started yelling.
"Alright, alright. Did you guys take it seriously?"
Looking at the house full of ladies looking at me and Sandora with all kinds of subtle expressions, I finally couldn't take it anymore. I quickly waved my hand and said: "Do you guys still believe in Edison's news?"
"Tsk, surrendering so quickly? So uncooperative." Eldest Miss Lin was the first to scoff in dissatisfaction. "But I'm still in a bad mood. Don't misunderstand, I'm just angry that you didn't call me when you had something interesting to do."
Isn't it just because I'm unhappy that I didn't go on a date with you? Is there a need to beat around the bush?
Everyone in the family knew how trustworthy Wenwen's newspaper was. That was why they didn't believe this headline from the very beginning. However, not believing it was one thing, and finding it interesting was another. Obviously, a bunch of people in the family thought that they had found a rare opportunity to relieve their boredom. They all used this seriously inaccurate news to tease me and Shadora. After all, although the headline and annotations in the newspaper were made up, Wenwen's photos were real. The two of them were so attached to each other that they could be seen dozens of miles away.
"Alright, alright. Don't look anymore. Tidy up these things and dispose of them. It's not good for these fabricated news to spread." After watching the drama for a long time, elder sister finally made a move. She had everyone tidy up the newspapers. Everyone cooperated. Only a certain ice fairy slightly protested. She felt that the newspapers were her treasure. If others tried to snatch them, she would make a fuss. Left with no choice, I could only give her a few pieces of waste paper to play with. This method worked. The stupid fairy obediently went to a corner and squatted there. Everyone praised me for my experience. It took me five minutes to realize that they meant that a certain someone was almost an expert in taking care of children.
As for a certain reckless witch who couldn't accomplish anything, even the thick-headed person knew that she might have made a small mistake. When I thought of her, she was long gone.
She also took away the tied up Shisemaru.
"By the way, what should we do with these things?"
Elder sister pointed at the mountain of newspapers in the middle of the room and shook her finger. "That reckless Soul Dream piled them all up here."
I looked around and silently handed a fork to Sandora. "Do you want some ketchup?"
Sandora didn't even take the fork. "It's okay. You can eat it as it is."
Everyone was speechless.
Having an unlimited trash can at home was quite convenient, right? But why did I feel a little guilty …
Sandora's ability to eat was truly unparalleled. Even though she had already eaten four-fifths of the stock in Xiaoxi's dessert shop less than two hours ago, she was still able to sweep the table by noon. She even ate a table full of newspapers. However, the plates at home were spared this time. For the first time ever, Sandora indicated that she didn't need any dessert this time.
Shallow Shallow was still working on her XLTV. It seemed that the popularity wouldn't subside for the next two to three days. It was said that she had already approved the opening of several educational channels, including the human education channel, ghost education channel, beastman education channel, and prenatal education channel. It was obvious that the way this girl categorized the educational channel was very different from the normal world. I had to spend a lot of effort to get her to remove the religious channel from the educational channel. She was also recruiting a large number of professional reporters, hosts, directors, entertainment experts, and other talents that could be of use to the media. Looking at the talent recruitment plan that Shallow Shallow printed out, I felt that she was quite professional this time. At least she didn't make a mistake in the order of her recruitment. However, there was one thing that I was curious about. Why did she recruit an entire fleet of the Federation's navy for the entertainment channel …
"It's like this. They intend to make a movie," Shallow Shallow explained to me happily. "It's about the story of humans courageously fighting against the evil alien invaders. First, they will recruit the first to ten thousand male leads. Then, they will borrow a bunch of ugly Abominations from Cirvanas to act as the invaders."
… Using real troops to act in a war movie. I immediately felt that it would be an unprecedented blockbuster. Was Shallow Shallow, who had always been a mascot at home, finally planning to amaze the world with a single brilliant feat?
This thought lasted for a few minutes. When I saw Shallow Shallow's script, it collapsed. I couldn't understand how the evil alien invaders could be killed in the first five minutes of the movie. What else could the remaining hundred thousand Federation soldiers do in the next one hundred and ten minutes …
Shallow Shallow had an explanation for this. "They should be able to act. When I have the time, I will make up a few more. If I really can't come up with anything, I can still use it as an advertisement for firearms. Furthermore, with so many actors, it would take some time to come up with the cast list!"
In Shallow Shallow's view of the world, the cast list had to be meticulous and detailed. I think I understood why she wanted to recruit a hundred thousand Federation soldiers …
It was hard to say whether Shallow Shallow's movie would be filmed or not. With Big Sis watching over it, this brat would probably be shot to death for her wild ideas. However, I couldn't rule out the possibility of Big Sis being two-faced once in a while. Well, I couldn't do anything about it. Let them do whatever they want. After all, the hundred thousand Federation soldiers would be more than happy to have such a long holiday in the Empire zone. Let's just treat it as a little benefit for the servants fighting for the Empire.
This time, Liliana didn't get involved in such an interesting matter. She had been with Jingle for the past two days. The master and servant had locked themselves in their room to research something suspicious. Sometimes, they would even go to the City of Shadows and stay in the Basilica of the Yggdrasill for half a day. I didn't know what they were up to this time. I felt that Jingle was probably preparing for the next Creation exam. Recently, there were reports of the Furball and the pink Cerberus appearing near the Basilica of the Yggdrasill. It was hard to say whether these strange new creatures were created by Liliana and Jingle.
* Whoosh! * There was the sound of flapping wings, and a small black and white figure glided past the ceiling. Then, it steadily sat on the chandelier in the living room and swayed back and forth. So it was the mercury lamp. Fortunately, there was a diligent ghost maid in the house. Even the chandelier, which was a place that no one would clean every day, had been cleaned until it was spotless. Otherwise, the mercury lamp's rash actions would definitely have caused the living room to be filled with smoke. I waved my hand upwards, and the little puppet quickly descended with an impatient expression. This fellow's expression was completely deceiving.
The little fellow was in a good mood today. I could even see the corner of her mouth curl up occasionally. This was rare to see on this bad-tempered puppet. I couldn't help but wonder if she had achieved some amazing victory in her recent battle with Liliana.
I couldn't remember when this extremely bad-tempered puppet girl had become so obedient. I only knew that although Mercury Lamp still had a cold expression and bad temper, she had already become one of the cute lolis in the house. She was several times more obedient than Liliana. I took the little puppet girl down from my shoulder and held her under her ribs with both hands. I raised her up high and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you in such a good mood today?"
Mercury Lamp was instantly enraged. As he forcefully pried my arm away, he did his best to turn his head and bite me. His mouth continuously let out threatening sounds, just like an enraged kitten. As expected, no matter how many times he did it, it was too interesting. This fellow would completely lose his composure whenever he was lifted high.
"Put me down! You insolent fellow! How many times do I have to say it! Don't play with me like I'm a child! Damn it … Bastard, damn it, idiot! Are you done! " Although the puppet girl had brute force, it was obviously not enough compared to a certain person. Thus, she could only curse and kick the air. I was overjoyed. I felt that the bad mood caused by a certain tengu girl and her rash actions in the morning had instantly improved. Thus, I raised the puppet and swung it up and down, "A doll should look like a doll!"
"Who are you calling a doll! Who are you calling a doll! Who said I'm a doll! " Mercury Lantern almost went berserk. She forcefully twisted my arm. "I'm a noble rose maiden. Don't confuse such a high-class doll with low-class things like dolls! Also, how many times do I have to say it, don't raise it up high all of a sudden! "
"Haha, what's the difference? It can be used as a pillow anyways." I was completely amused by this little brat's trademark sarcasm as soon as she got agitated. When I thought about how this brat would take the initiative to be a pillow and beg for leniency whenever she got into trouble, I couldn't help but be amused. However … the moment I said that, the surrounding atmosphere seemed to have changed.
"Crack!" It sounded like something finally broke. Then, the rose girl in my hand suddenly spread her wings, "You stupid human, you're so terrible!!"
Oh no, I teased her too much.
Three minutes later, I sat on the remains of the sofa and plucked the feathers off my body. The still-angry puppet girl sat on my shoulder. She used the excuse of plucking the feathers to pluck my hair. Actually, there was one thing that made me curious. If this brat was really angry, why did she sit on her enemy's shoulder?
"She brought this upon herself. This blockhead was just too bored these past few days."
Miss Lin gave such a high evaluation of the interaction between us father and son.
"So it's Zhen Hong and the others who want to come to our house to play." I lifted the shoulder that Mercury Lamp was sitting on. "That's right. You guys haven't seen each other for more than a month. Are you happy?"
"Who's happy? Those brats don't care if they come or not." Mercury Lamp kicked me angrily. "Tomorrow, I'm going to bring them to see Titan Mercury Lamp. You don't mind, do you?"
Showing off is the original sin of a child. Speaking of which, is a water goddess who's hundreds of years old still considered a child?
"When master was away, Miss Zhen Hong and the other rose girls came to our house a few times." Anveena came over and whispered, "After they found out that master Mercury Lamp wasn't here, they left a few letters."
Hearing that, I immediately smiled. So that's how it is. I was wondering why I kept seeing Mercury Lamp secretly reading something these past two days. It turns out they were letters from her sisters. It's really surprising that the rivals of the past are so harmonious now. I wonder what the letters the rose girls wrote to their sisters.
Speaking of which, Mercury Lamp, who still has a hard time writing a long letter by herself, was under a lot of pressure when she saw those notes.
While I was happily talking with Mercury Lamp about their relationship as father and daughter (just take it seriously), a girl's panicked scream came from not far away. It immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the living room. "Wahhh! No, someone come and save me! "
I turned around in shock and the scene in front of me made me laugh. It turned out that the scream was from Eleanor. I don't know how that idiot provoked Little Bubble, who was playing jigsaw puzzles with Ji Shanshan. Little Bubble was hanging on Eleanor's back, biting down hard on the uppermost ice wing of Eleanor's. Eleanor couldn't shake her off no matter how hard she tried. Of course, Little Bubble wouldn't be affected by such a trick. To be able to be on par with Jingle and Mercury Lamp as the family's Iron Teeth Cute Trio, not to mention that she was the leader of the party, Little Bubble's bite strength was astonishing. Even though Eleanor was flung around in the air, Little Bubble didn't seem to have any intention of letting go. The two of them continued to fight.
Ji Shanshan, the nanny who was supposed to be the first to stop Little Bubble, didn't step forward to stop the fight. Instead, she cheerfully cheered for the insensible young mainframe. In the end, she even took out a shield and a sword from the King's Treasure Vault and sang the battle song of the Sumerian era …
This was the second unlucky person to be tormented by the little princess other than herself. She was so happy that she almost lost her mind. Usually, Little Bubble was a happy person at home who could tease anyone and she wouldn't get annoyed. But she, the legendary ancient princess, Ji Shanshan, had become Little Bubble's playmate, pillow, nanny, maid, wet nurse, and portable milk bottle. Not only did she have to serve her carefully, but she also had to provide shiny toys for the little princess at all times. How aggrieved was that? Now that she saw Eleanor being pestered by the terrifying Little Bubble just like herself, how could she not be happy?
This effect was equivalent to being caught cheating in an exam by a teacher and being called to the office to see that your best friend sitting behind you was also being scolded like a grandson. At once, you would feel much better. Although you might not be saved, at least you would know that there's someone like you who can't be saved …
"Help! Help! Sob sob sob, I'm very powerful! Don't bully me! " Eleanor was so frightened that she ran all over the place. Because Schilling's main body's defense system would instinctively suppress any energy that exceeded its limits, she couldn't even breathe, let alone resist. In the end, she was even crying from being bitten. "Sob sob sob, I want to go home! I want to go home … "
I was sure that her ice wings didn't hurt when she was bitten. She was purely frightened. She thought that Little Bubble was going to eat her.
"If I were you, I would just give her the wings." Seeing how pitiful Eleanor was, I couldn't help but pat her head. "That thing is so shiny. Little Bubble won't let go of it if she holds onto it."
"She only wants the wings and won't eat me?" Eleanor glanced at me with teary eyes, then turned to look at Little Bubble who was holding the ice wings and chewing on them. She quickly shrugged her shoulders and threw the three pairs of ice crystals down. Little Bubble immediately ran back with the pile of spoils of war. She even raised an ice crystal and gave it to Ji Shanshan. "Chirp!"
Is this a gift for a comrade?
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