"Hey! Those two over there, where did you guys come from?! "
The male voice from afar made me shiver all over. I had the illusion of spitting on the ground, only to have a group of old ladies with red hoops spawn next to me. Liliana had just plucked out a piece of divine artifact from a Grade 1 protected area!
Even a fake loli who was never afraid of anything realized that there was a huge problem. The moment that voice reached us, Liliana immediately kept the magic mirror in her hand into her dimensional pocket. Then, she looked at us bitterly, "Boss, lolis are protected animals … You have to protect your own lolis!"
Only at this moment did I realize that I was just a loli. This lass was completely hopeless.
I adjusted my expression and tried my best to look like an innocent bystander. I turned my head towards the direction of the voice. At that moment, even though I was wearing sunglasses, I had the illusion that my eyes were blinded by the light.
Damn, what a bright, darn handsome guy!
A distance away, on the boundary of the ice and snow, stood a young man whom I had never seen before. He was wearing a sturdy but not cumbersome golden armor. Behind him was a long ocean-blue cape that fluttered in the cold wind. He had a head of dazzling, messy golden hair. Under that short hair that made even gold coins lose their splendor, was the face of a typical Greek handsome man. In short, he was a handsome man who had both the value of an exhibition and a historical relic. He was especially suitable for painting a layer of white paint on his face and throwing it at the entrance of the Louvre.
I thought that someone like Elson was the most irreconcilable enemy of the same sex that I would ever meet in my life. Who would have thought that another one would appear! How many F5s did this guy have to crush before he reincarnated?
Noticing that the person in front of him was looking at him, the unknown blonde man immediately revealed a smile. He seemed to be a very radiant fellow. He waved his hand in our direction and loudly called for us to come over.
Although there was a saying that those of the same sex who were more handsome than themselves were enemies, considering that we were the ones who destroyed public property (Furthermore, the 'public property' was a divine artifact personally created by the highest Dragon God, any kind of hat would be appropriate) and that the other party seemed to be quite polite, I could only brace myself and walk over.
"Yo, hello."
I didn't know who this' person 'in front of me was, but it wasn't hard to guess that he was someone of high status based on the luxurious armor he was wearing. I greeted him in a very nonsensical manner, then turned to point at Lina, who was slowly walking towards us. "That's my little sister. We're here to enjoy the snow."
"Admire the snow?" The golden-haired man in front of them laughed heartily, full of sunshine. "Hahahaha, not many people on the Frozen Continent enjoy the snowy scenery. It snows here all year round. We are used to it. You must have come from somewhere else. Let me guess, the main continent? Looking at your clothes, you don't seem to be from the Protoss of the Main Continent. You don't look like the hermits of the Shadow Continent either … Hiss, could it be that after living in seclusion for so many days, the outside world has changed so much that new clothes are in fashion? Your clothes look light, but I can't see the characteristics of the Protoss. It seems to be something borrowed from the mortal world. Speaking of the mortal world, I remember that I went to the mortal world not long ago. There was a world with a clothing style that was quite similar to yours. That place's pancakes were really amazing. Eh, wait a minute, I was wondering why something wasn't right. The energy reaction on your body isn't right. Why is it different from the Protoss's? Furthermore, the Divine Power of Life on this little girl's body is also a mess … Oh my, has your Goddess of Life improved or regressed recently? Is this your normal form or your divine form? This height is a little too strange. Did you get stuck in the middle of changing forms? Wait a minute, I will bring you to Jiajia's place. Wait for me, I'll take you to Jiajia's place. That girl should be at home now. You guys are a group of reckless people. You never make people worry, just like my sister. When she was young, she was always … Hey, I forgot something. Who are you guys? "
At this moment, I was already half-stunned. Looking at the golden-haired man who was rambling a few hundred words in the blink of an eye, an unknown sense of danger was gradually descending. Swallowing my saliva, I organized my thoughts from the shock of the other party's rambling, "Err, that, we are not the Protoss. You can call me Chen Jun. I'm from the Shiring Apostles, you should know them …"
The moment the golden-haired man heard the words' Shiring Apostles', his eyes instantly lit up and a look of understanding appeared on his face. With a hearty smile, he patted my shoulder with a sunny expression, "Ahaha, Shiring Apostles, I was wondering why they sounded so familiar. Previously, I heard from Boss that a friend from the Xiling Empire was coming to the God Realm. I thought that you guys would stay in the main continent and return directly after the mission is over. I know the personality of you Shiring Apostles, all of you are as stubborn as a rock and do whatever you say. Even taking a detour in the middle is an unforgivable waste. Why did you guys think of coming here? Oh, right, look at my memory. Just now, you said that you brought your younger sister here to see the snow scenery. How rare. Shiring Apostles would never have such leisure time … Tsk, I still think that you're a little strange. Although I haven't seen a Schilling person for a long time, the energy reaction on your body doesn't seem to be that of a Shiring Apostles … Sigh, forget it, don't mind me, I didn't mean anything else. I'm just a little outspoken. A gentleman shouldn't use flowery words to toy with his friends. I remember which mortal said that, and it makes sense. Not to mention that mortals also have great wisdom, the gadgets that they invent are sometimes magical. Adversity makes people improve, and their natural weakness makes them even more creative than the Protoss. For example, mirrors. I remember that a long, long time ago, the Protoss used to observe their own appearance through spatial folding. They were born with this ability, but the God Realm never invented mirrors. When did a mortal finally send a mirror to the God Realm as an offering … Say, why were the Protoss at the Moment of Creation so stupid? Right, back in your world, are the mirrors plated with mercury or mithril? "
Me: "…"
What the heck, who can tell me how to interrupt this humanoid rapping machine in front of me!
Liliana had already slowly crept up behind me, but she suddenly realized that she was about to face an enemy that was even scarier than the one wearing the red circlet. Thus, she tiptoed to the side, and I had no choice but to face this scary fellow in front of me alone. Handsome men aren't scary, and Gods aren't scary either. But a messy and old handsome God is my natural enemy. A buzzing sound echoed in my ears, and in front of me, the brilliant face of the eloquent Greek eloquent debater flashed. I thought to myself, what a waste of such a face.
"… Ah, I'm really sorry, I actually forgot to introduce myself. I'm really not a gentleman — You can just call me Qian Yuhao. Salon? Qian Yuhao, Dragon God, have you heard of this name before? That's great, I'm the manager of this continent, but I usually stay in the main continent. The Four Main Gods' Divine Temples are in the Glorious Divine Court. I'm quite familiar with that little fellow Jia Jia. Previously, when I was locked up by the boss, it was all thanks to that little fellow sending a person over to chat with me every day. Otherwise, I would have been bored to death. That fellow Sauvret is really old-fashioned. As the leader of the Light God faction, shouldn't he just take care of the internal affairs of his faction? I only said a few words, and he had to report me to the boss. Serves him right for not having seasoning in the instant noodles he bought from the mortal world! Instant noodles are also an interesting invention invented by mortals. Do you know how to make non-fried instant noodles? If there's time, I'll tell you a story about the wheat production base … "
Everyone, I'll tell you the truth. If it wasn't for the fact that I can't defeat him, I would have slapped his face with my slipper!
This fellow must have gotten sick from being locked up by the God Father!
Actually, even before he started introducing himself, I had already guessed his identity: Dragon God, the highest Dragon God, the most famous and highest Dragon God in the entire God Realm! Apart from him, who else would have such a terrifying ability to nag?
At that time, Bryndis had solemnly warned himself not to start a conversation with the Dragon God. That would be courting death. Lin Sanjiu had also specifically used a prophecy to warn me not to talk to strangers today, or else I would suffer greatly. It's a pity that even though I remembered both warnings, I still wasn't able to change my fate … Was this still a nag? My ability to nag had already broken through the heavens!
The Dragon God, who had finally been released after being locked up for an unknown period of time, was now chatting nonstop with his "new friend". I discovered that his ability to jump from topic to topic had reached an unimaginable level. This Dragon God's nag was different from ordinary people's nag, who would repeat a single sentence many times over. He didn't repeat a single sentence, and his arguments would constantly jump from topic to topic. New things would constantly appear in his words, and all these things could be connected by his wondrous language logic! You might not be able to endure such a long-winded speech, but you definitely couldn't deny this strange creature's strange language talent. In his long … anyway, in his long speech, the Dragon God talked about the God Realm's customs and customs, to a certain mortal world's food production, from food production to art, from art to population problems, from population problems to the flourishing development of literature, from literature to the production methods of soybean oil, from the God of soybean oil to the Goddess of Life's average height, from height problems to weapon maintenance methods, and finally … finally, he actually jumped from weapon maintenance to the God Realm's customs and customs!
And he even ended his speech with a "Ah, I didn't go off topic this time —"!
While the Dragon God was going on and on, Liliana had already scurried like a rabbit to the 700 Billion Miles parked in the distance. She rolled up the window and shivered. The only reassuring thing was that this unreliable fellow didn't drive off by himself this time. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw two blurry white figures flash behind me. One of them was a silver-haired girl with a pair of wings, and the other was a snow-white little girl. How should I say this …
The silly cat angel and little Seiji were actually forced out of my mind by the Dragon God's mouth! The sound waves transformed into soul energy that directly attacked a Void Creature's mental world! Dragon God, could it be that your words have the effect of expelling evil spirits?
I'm sorry, little angel and little Seiji, I compared you to evil spirits … my mind is in a complete mess.
This meeting with the highest Dragon God was destined to become one of the darkest memories of my life. However, I was completely unable to find a way out of my current predicament. Although the other party was a chatterbox, he had a friendly smile on his face from start to finish. If I didn't care about the speed of his speech and the length of his string of words, he would have the attitude of chatting with a friend. This made it difficult for me to smack his head with my shoehorn without going against my conscience. After who knows how much time had passed, I discovered that Liliana had crawled out of the car once more. She was wearing a large ear cap and was digging a hole in the snow nearby. If there was nothing wrong with my enhanced vision, the following words were carved on the ice tombstone beside the hole:
The grave of the Empire's Head Chen Jun. Died while chatting. We will forever cherish your memory — — I hope that your soul can ascend to the God Realm and continue chatting with the Dragon God at that time.
Was this the legendary feeling of not being able to die in peace?
However, what made me rejoice was that this horrifying experience finally came to an end. The large eyeball had endured the enormous pressure of public opinion and made the Dragon God speak so much nonsense. In the end, a person finally appeared and saved me.
It was a gigantic dragon that charged over from the horizon. What made me astonished was that the other party wasn't a gigantic and mighty golden twin-headed dragon like the Interstellar Dragon God. Instead, it was a blue ordinary dragon. Even though the energy reaction of the other party wasn't any weaker than any Dragon God I had seen before, its strange appearance still made me pay attention to it. At the very least, it allowed me to temporarily clear my head from the bombardment of words from the Dragon God.
The blue gigantic dragon landed nearby and set off an overwhelming blizzard. In an instant, it buried the unscrupulous Liliana in the grave that she had dug. The one who walked out from the blue radiance of the gigantic dragon's transformation was a blue-haired, blue-dressed, and skinny young girl.
The blabbering Dragon God shut up the moment the gigantic dragon appeared in the sky. He was sweating profusely. When the blue-haired girl walked to our side, his legs even began to tremble.
"Brother, Father God wants you to go over — — Ah, it's best to settle the affairs here at the Frozen Continent first before going over. I'm afraid that you will be gone for a long time this time." The blue-haired girl said with a smile as beautiful as a flower. Her voice was soft and gentle, but to the blonde handsome guy in front of me, the impact was no less than a Void Storm.
"Blue, are you joking with me? I love you the most when I hit little brothers. "
"Yes, so as the younger sister, I have to correct my brother's mistakes." The blue-haired girl continued to smile like a flower.
Lord Qian Yuhao let out a long sigh. "Sigh, I knew it. You guys are jealous of my eloquence, right? That's why you are thinking of ways to suppress your competitors. Wasn't it just that I almost made the judge go crazy in the debate competition? Is there a need to ban me now? "
The blue-haired girl who was addressed as "Blue" licked her lips in confusion. "Brother, eloquence and being talkative aren't the same, right?"
Anyway, without further ado, a dejected Golden Twin-Headed Dragon soared into the sky a few minutes later. I waved my hand with tears in my eyes, gradually disappearing into the horizon. By the way, I should mention that when the gigantic dragon took off, the second snowstorm buried Liliana, who had just climbed out of a pile of snow.
The blue-haired girl who came to report the news stayed at the same spot. After seeing her brother disappear, she heaved a sigh of relief. She turned her head and smiled at me. "Hurry up and leave. It will be troublesome if he comes back later. Although brother won't be angry, I really don't know how to trick him to leave again in a short period of time. "
"Ah? You're trying to trick him? " I said in surprise. I didn't have the time to think about why such an ordinary blue dragon would appear among the Dragon Gods. Based on what happened just now, it seems that the one in front of me is actually the younger sister of the highest Dragon God. Then, what is the current situation? The history of Honest Big Brother being toyed with by the demon sister?
"It's not really a trick. Originally, the mission that Father God gave me was to watch over Big Brother and report back when he causes trouble for others. After that, he will definitely be locked up. Today, I just skipped a few steps." The blue-haired girl smiled. "Speaking of which, you should be the 'Void Emperor' that Father God mentioned before, right?"
I was stunned for a moment. I didn't think that someone from a faraway continent would be able to recognize me at a glance. Could it be that this person in front of me is Father God's trusted aide?
"Is it strange?" The blue-haired girl smiled. Then, she suddenly lowered her voice and said in a voice that we heard just now. "Don't be rash. You will be fined for destroying public property, do you know that!"
Lina, who was walking towards me, immediately turned around and ran. However, I reacted quickly and pulled out a slipper with the words "Lina's Head" written on it. With a whoosh, I smashed the girl to the ground. Then, I grabbed her by the collar and pressed her down in front of the blue-haired girl. "Apologize to her!"
Liliana admitted defeat and spread out her hands. "I'm sorry, I stole your dandruff …"
The blue-haired girl was stunned for a moment. Then, she smiled indifferently. "It's fine. Big Brother only added my voice into the Heart Mirror Lake. I also know what is happening on the surface of the lake. I'll give you that shard as a gift. It's not something expensive in the God Realm. Just be careful not to let that 'mirror' come into contact with the water when you return. It will freeze everything in a short period of time, even if it's an entire ocean. "
"It's that dangerous!?" Liliana exclaimed. I thought that she didn't want the magic mirror anymore. I didn't expect that her second sentence would be, "That's great! I'll keep it for someone else in the future!"
It seemed that it was time to raise Liliana's moral education to the top of my agenda.
We chatted with the blue-haired girl for a while before we bid farewell and left. The strongest Dragon God should have already reached the Glorious Divine Court. He would soon realize that we had fallen into our trap. If we didn't want to be bombarded again, it would be best for us to leave as soon as possible.
When we left, there were only two of us, Liliana and I. When we returned, there were only four of us. The silly cat angel picked her ears as she looked around in a daze. She had been catching up on her third nap of the day. She was still in a daze when she was chased out by the continuous spiritual attacks. Little Xijing was sitting upright in my arms. She slapped the control panel of the 700 billion and cheered excitedly. This was the first time she could remember seeing the snowy plains. She was very happy.
Liliana, who had been sitting in the front passenger seat, was now tied to the back seat. It was fine if she didn't come out to help, but she even dug a grave right in front of me! I must educate her!
We sped along the way back to the starting point recorded in the autopilot system. Gradually, the majestic castle finally appeared in front of the car window.
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