The five Protoss cops and I exchanged glances. Looking at the group of Star Domain Gods in front of us who were dressed like a group of teachers and students who had skipped class, I couldn't catch my breath for a full ten seconds.
"Aha, Chen, your expression is so funny!" Icetis would never look at the atmosphere or other people's expressions. This carefree female pervert came up and gave me a bear hug. She didn't seem to care about Sandora's subtle expression at all. "You can't recognize me after I turned into this?!"
I flailed my arms and legs in an attempt to break free, but I didn't know where to put my hands against the soft body in front of me. I could only protest with a mental broadcast. "Oh my God, Jingle! If this female pervert doesn't let go, I'm going to die! "
"It's fine, it's fine. You won't die even if you don't breathe," Icetis said, but she still obediently let go. Then, she took half a step back and turned around in front of me. "How is it? Is my dress okay? I robbed it from a store … "
I don't believe you if you say that you bought it honestly … Wait a minute! You robbed people outside? What did these mortals do to you?
Flustered and exasperated, I smacked Bryndis's forehead. Even though she was a high-level true god, you definitely didn't need to be polite with the cops in the [Star Field], especially with a female gangster like Bryndis. You had to respectfully greet her. She would definitely get mad at you. You would only be treated as a friend if you had to fight with her.
"Why did you hit me?" Icetis rolled her eyes. "After the robbery, I sent the money to the store's cashier! I know the rules of equivalent exchange. "
"Then why did you rob?"
"For fun. Hey, you haven't said anything yet. How do you like my dress?" Icetis threw away her moral integrity and classified robbing as her daily entertainment. Then, she spun around on the spot to show everyone her new dress.
I looked at her attire. I had to point out that even though our Goddess seemed to be quite satisfied with her new attire, it was still an extremely ordinary black dress. Not only that, it was a knockoff.
Although it combined the characteristics of at least four or five famous brands, everyone knew that there was no real one within two kilometers of the Erliqiao market. Even a bag of laundry detergent here was extremely expensive …
It made sense for Sicaros to use this place as his base of operations!
But how should I put it? A good clothes rack would be pleasing to the eye no matter what it was worn. A man would be called a vest. Although there was something wrong with this saying, it was really appropriate to use it on Icetis.
This femme fatale, who had a natural elegant temperament (before she opened her mouth), was a scene no matter what she wore.
Glancing at Bryndis's figure, I nodded to myself. It was just a simple black dress, but why did it look like an evening gown when she wore it?
The only regrettable thing was: Icetis, do you know what mortals wear in winter? You haven't even taken off the "Out of Season Promotion" sign on this dress!
"Huh? Season? " Facing my question, Icetis immediately flipped her hair in disdain. I didn't even know how her ankle-length hair was so refreshing and elegant. "Why would I be afraid of the season? This concubine has taken a fancy to this robe! "
Fine, fine, fine, do you dare to say how many eyeballs you attracted when you wore a spring and autumn dress on the street?
However, speaking of eyeballs collapsing, these guys on the street were already eye-catching things. Although Monina and Lin's looks were first class, they were at least within the realm of ordinary looks. However, Uncle Kenser's big Nordic beard and 123's big European face would become the morning news. As for Bryndis, even without looking at his face, just his ferocious long hair was enough to block half the street.
These guys really didn't have any sincerity in their disguise. Can't they at least change their faces? What kind of disguise is just dyeing their hair and eyeballs!
After I told her about my complaints, Monina immediately nodded thoughtfully. "Attracting attention? That's true. We were surrounded by a lot of people just now. If Lin didn't throw a few away, it would have been troublesome. But it's much better now. Although there were still a lot of people surrounding us after we changed our clothes, we shook them off. "
"Oh, you changed your clothes." I nodded in satisfaction. It seemed like these guys knew how to cut down … Damn it!
"You guys came out wearing your clothes?"
123's armor, Kenser's white robe, Lin's battle dress, Monina's assassin outfit, and Icetis's evening dress … These guys didn't come out wearing their clothes, right?
In the end, I underestimated the police's ability to cause trouble. They really came out wearing their clothes.
"Sandora, I don't care that you brought them out, but you should at least control them!"
I looked at Sandora with a bitter expression. She shrugged helplessly and said, "Strictly speaking, they followed me after I left. No one saw them come out wearing those clothes …"
Mo Nina looked at my depressed expression. Of course, she knew that it was because of her group of people that caused this mess. This bunch of Gods had lived for countless years, so there was nothing they didn't know. Of course, they also understood how it would look if they appeared in front of ordinary people with their current appearances. It was just that they couldn't be bothered to care about ordinary people's matters. But now, after thinking about it, she decided to explain herself.
"Actually, according to Bubble's suggestion, we prepared this."
As one of the more moral members of the gang, Mo Nina put on a more serious expression. She took out a big sign from the alternate dimension, which was half the height of a person, and wrote a line of big words on it:
"Pantheon COSPLAY Group Looking for 2D Lovers."
Although it was a pain in the ass, Bubble had helped me solve a problem this time.
"After hanging this sign on Brother Idiot's neck, the journey was much quieter. Although there were still many people who came up to talk to us, they were all directed at Brother Idiot."
Sandora and I looked at 123 sympathetically. The latter immediately shrunk his neck and said, "Please, don't let me remember that hour again."
"It must be hard to have such a demonic sister, right?"
After understanding a little about Monina's hidden evil side of her that liked to play tricks on her brother, I felt even more sympathy for this God of War. Sooner or later, he would have to pay the price.
Although it was a headache, since these guys had already come out, I naturally couldn't force them back. It had been so many days since I descended from the Realm of Gods, but I didn't let Icetis and the others play in the Surface World. They had been wandering around the Shadow Kingdom and Avalon. Although the Shadow Kingdom had caused them a lot of trouble, it was still wrong to restrict the Gods' freedom …
After all, they were Gods …
Looking at the Gods in front of me who were discussing where to play next, I had mixed feelings.
"Chen! Give us a suggestion! " Seeing that everyone couldn't come to a consensus, Icetis threw the burden to me. "This is your territory, what other fun places are there around here? Seriously, why didn't you tell us earlier that there was such a fun place outside? I only found out about it because I saw Sandora going out to look for food! "
Looking for food …
Looking at the Queen beside me, who was looking around for wild food with a bored expression on her face, I felt a myriad of emotions welling up in my heart.
"What have you guys been doing for the past half a day? Let me see if there are any other places that you guys might be interested in. "
"First, I followed Sandora to the food street to eat Mala Tang. Then, I followed Sandora to a western restaurant to eat western food. After that, I followed Sandora to two McDonald's and three KFC. When we were about to reach here, we really couldn't eat anymore, so we split up and went to play. We went to all the nearby places. Oh right, there are also these clothes. They were too eye-catching when we were at the food street, so we bought them nearby. I like beautiful clothes, Chen, can you buy some clothes for me?"
I looked at the group of Gods who had bought their clothes from Erliqiao. They were wearing Nike, Forest Bird, Chanel and Louis Vuitton suits. I was instantly in deep thought.
Thus, under the leadership of Sandora and I, the group of people (I'm not exaggerating, if you consider the destructive power of this group of people, then you can understand why they are called a group of people), we charged towards the nearest large shopping mall — — not a mountain village.
How should I put it, actually, Icetis and the others didn't care about the mountain village at all. These Star Domain Protoss, which one of them wasn't worshipped by billions of mortals? In the world they ruled, the mortals who believed in these Gods could unconditionally offer the most valuable treasures to the temple. Even for Lin, who looked like she always accepted, I didn't doubt that her altar was piled with enough offerings to buy out several kingdoms. It was said that although this immature Dragon God's personality was like that, he was still quite majestic among his believers. Moreover, sixty percent of his believers were dragons, the most famous group of nouveau riche in the multiverse.
However, those priceless offerings to mortals didn't mean much to the Gods who controlled countless worlds. The only gift that the Gods received from mortals was' piety '. Sincere faith and pure souls were the only value that they valued mortals. Other than that, anything that mortals cared about was just' interesting 'or' boring 'to them. This was easy to understand, even the Shiring Apostles had a similar worldview. For example, gold, which was priceless on Earth, was actually something that poor people who couldn't afford to buy an iron bowl used to fill their meals in the Vidisian Empire — — they weren't afraid of being poisoned!
But just because Icetis didn't care didn't mean that I didn't care. We still couldn't break away from the values of mortals … Ahem, it was mainly because the sharp hooks on 123's shoes were too eye-catching.
"Wow, there are so many things here! The mortals of this world are quite interesting! " As soon as we brought him to the second largest shopping center in the city, Yu Tai Building, Bryndis showed a joyful expression. I quickly grabbed this guy who liked to join in on the fun and said, "Let me say this first, we are here to buy something! If you dare to rob us, don't even think about coming out! "
I didn't know if it was right or wrong to bring this bunch of Gods who could get into trouble at any time to this crowded place. In any case, their appearance caused an abnormally serious traffic jam. Let me put it in a more artistic way: This was an impetuous era, an era where everyone was collectively bored. Severely lacking in novelty, the people of the city lived in the same routine every day. Therefore, they would adopt an inhumane spectator policy towards anything that was worth paying attention to. For example, a group of photoshopped handsome men and beautiful women suddenly appeared and surrounded a department store.
Even the bearded Uncle Kenser was surrounded by a group of lonely girls and mature women of different ages. They all thought that he was a wild artist from somewhere.
Not to mention, in this era where tomboys were rampant, she still had a head of hair that reached her ankles and was still lively and energetic.
Maybe I should have asked them to disguise themselves more seriously in advance.
"Hey, you two, come over here!" Icetis didn't seem to care about her surroundings at all. She called out to 123 and Kenser who were in charge of carrying bags, "Here, there are a lot of people here!"
I immediately slapped my forehead. Although I know that you guys do things based on your interests and feelings, but since you're already here, can you not rush to the only place with a huge sale?
"I can't help it, Icetis likes crowds," Sandora nudged my arm, "Didn't I also go to the food stalls when I first arrived?"
That's right, if I bring you to eat at a restaurant, will my sister and I still be able to eat for the rest of the year?
Icetis led a few Protoss to the special price area. Even though it was clearly something that didn't have much value to them, they were still able to buy it in large quantities. But I, who had to accompany them, had to suffer. I shouldn't have agreed to buy a few clothes for Icetis because she acted cute. The Goddess' stamina was too good.
Furthermore, these guys had a strong presence no matter where they went, and they constantly attracted the attention of the customers in the special price area. My sister, who was usually in charge of clearing the crowd for us, wasn't here. As one of the only two young men surrounded by a group of beauties, 123 and I were under a lot of pressure.
The only fortunate thing was that 123 not only had to bear the envy and jealousy of his fellow men, but he also had to accept the baptism of a group of amorous aunties. In comparison, I didn't have such troubles.
… Can you let me be happy for a while?
"Hey hey, Chen! Don't you think the clothes I'm wearing look good on me? "
Icetis jumped out of the changing room for the third time. This time, the Goddess finally changed into an outfit suitable for the season: a bright violet sweater. It seemed that this Goddess, who had an abnormal love for long dresses, finally finished picking out the two or three pieces of clothing that were out of season.
"It's just that the size is a little small, so it's tight." With a regretful tone, Icetis tugged at the collar of the sweater.
It's a miracle that you can wear such loose clothing as tight as this! Do you know that the young lady who was buying clothes at the side was about to cry?
"Phew, I've tried my best." Shadora's voice came from the side. "Temporarily using spirit to disperse and divert the attention of irrelevant people from this side. This is really a technical job. The human spirit is old and fragile, and Bryndis' presence is too strong."
I looked around. As expected, other than the normal salespeople and customers, the crowd that was attracted by Icetis had already dispersed. The flow of people nearby had finally returned to normal. I instantly heaved a sigh of relief.
It's enough that we are the center of attention usually. Today, let's reminisce about the life of an ordinary person.
"Stare-" Because she was ignored for a long time, Icetis finally puffed up her cheeks in annoyance and looked at me maliciously.
"Okay, okay, you look good!" I quickly comforted this person who could get into trouble at any moment. "I'm just curious. With such long hair, how did you manage to get in here by yourself?"
Icetis came over and said, "Teleportation!"
I was speechless.
While we were talking, the other girl who went in to try on clothes came out. This time, it was Monina. After the fierce dark goddess came out, she said two sentences to her brother. The first sentence was "Take the clothes!" and the second sentence was "Hurry up and pay up". After saying those two sentences, she came down with a face full of resentment to show off her sense of beauty to us. Of course, just like the clothes she tried on before, in just one round, Monina was completely defeated by Icetis's bust size.
"Aren't you going to pick one?" I looked at Lin who was standing at the side admiring her toes with her head down. I always felt that this Popular looked a little too pitiful. "After buying the clothes, we still have to go to the second floor to take a look. If there's anything you want to buy, hurry up and tell us — — the brand area is fine too!"
It's really fine. As a God, it's fine even if one of you doesn't buy the discounted goods!
"I … I don't need it." Dingdang's Five Color Battle Team's favorite girl immediately shrunk her neck and said, "My figure is about the same as Big Sister Mo Nina's, as long as it's a size smaller, it's fine. Big Sister Mo Nina just helped me buy it, it's all my favorite colors.
Oh, so there are people who care about this Popular? Or is it because they know that this idiot usually has the ability to destroy things, so they don't dare to let her do it?
"Sandora, let me buy something for you too?" I looked at Shadora, who was empty-handed, and told her my original plan. Since I had brought a bunch of God race scourges here to squander, of course I couldn't neglect my treasures. How could a queen suffer with us?
"Huh? Me? " Sandora pointed at her own nose in surprise. She obviously didn't expect that I would suddenly want to buy something for her. "There's no need. I don't really want anything."
I instantly felt a little touched. Just look at how good this girl was. She was a person of high status, and after following me, she willingly became a good wife. She usually worked hard for me and helped me solve my problems. Occasionally, when she came to the mall, she would think of ways to save money for her husband. Unknowingly, I and Shadora had already entered the stage of a husband and wife who helped each other in times of need? Why is the Queen of the Empire so cute after becoming a good wife?
"But I seem to be hungry. Ah Jun, let's go eat later? There's a restaurant on the roof. "
I take back what I said. This girl's spending isn't any less than the two armies.
But at that moment, when a group of important people were busy sweeping the clothing section, a voice suddenly sounded behind us. "Huh? Wood? "
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