"This … what exactly is it? That girl Lin Xue always has the habit of not finishing her sentence. "
Muttering to myself, I bent down and picked up a three-headed mercury lamp, turning it over and over again to examine it.
The other party called herself Kyo Kusanagi Mercury Lamp. She was the closest to the normal version among the group of Mercury Lamps. Other than a headband on her big head and a blazing sun emblem on the back of her dress, this Mercury Lamp was basically the same as the normal version. Of course, we had to ignore her cartoonish appearance.
She had a big head, cartoonish eyes, and a small body. There were probably thousands of such Mercury Lamps surrounding our feet. They all raised their heads in unison to look at their compatriots who were raised in the air while chattering non-stop. The Mercury Lamp that I picked up obediently cooperated with my movements and showed no signs of resistance. In fact, when I lifted her up, she even took the initiative to lift up her skirt …
You bastard, you completely cooperated with me!
"I feel like the boss really is a pervert."
Liliana mercilessly ridiculed me on the side.
"I'm really curious about what's going on. What did those two grandmaster alchemists do for so many days?"
I ignored the venomous-tongued Priestess as I curiously fiddled with the doll-like "mercury lamp" in my hand. She blinked her eyes at me without saying a single word. It was impossible to tell if she was intelligent or not, nor was it possible to tell if she was alive or not. In any case … it was quite fun.
It was really quite fun! Although the three-headed Mercury Lamp looked really strange, the cartoonish version was indeed the way to go. This little doll was really too interesting!
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
The "Kyo Kusanagi Mercury Lamp" that was raised in the air suddenly began to tug on my sleeve. I curiously moved my face closer. She immediately aimed at my forehead and opened her small mouth.
"Wah! Fire! Fire! Fire!! "
This cartoonish little lamp opened her mouth to breathe fire! She could breathe fire just like Godzilla!
I hurriedly extinguished the flame on my head. I knew that my face should be completely black. I didn't need to look at a mirror. I could guess how miserable I looked just by looking at Liliana's angular speed as she rolled on the ground. I took out a bucket of purified water from my portable space. As I washed my face, I muttered in my heart: Although Kyo Kusanagi's mouth was a little strange, her attack just now was really exaggerated. If I guessed correctly, it might be an elemental flame.
That's right, elemental flame. Normal natural flames wouldn't have such a large amount of energy. The flame just now contained an abnormally dense amount of fire elemental energy. It was almost as dense as the leader of the fire elemental body that I saw in the World of Azeroth. Normal steel would directly vaporize under that kind of flame!
Of course, I didn't think that the little doll wanted to attack me. That flame was carefully controlled. It was just enough to make my face black without actually causing any damage. I had a deep understanding of energy control, so I could easily feel that she carefully controlled the flame before she breathed it out. She just wanted to protest.
I was confused as I washed the soot off my face while Liliana laughed heartlessly. Next to me, the "Greatsword Mercury Lamp" who was wearing strange light armor and carrying a greatsword on her shoulder immediately came over with a towel. She even showed an expression of anticipation for praise. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Okay, okay, everyone stand in line! Don't mess up! "
After thinking about it for a long time, and listening to the chatter of these "Mercury Lamp", I had a general idea of what was going on with these puppets. I just needed to confirm it, so I started ordering the Mercury Lamp to line up. As expected, the latter was extremely obedient. In less than five minutes, there were already more than thirty neatly lined up square formations in front of me and Liliana. They were all divided according to their "military type". For example, Sparta, Jedi, Sith, Kyo Kusanagi, Mega Soldier, Terminator, Magus …
There were also a few dozen that were slightly more special. They were the ones that were called "Suicide Truck Mercury Lamp", but I preferred to call them Libyan Mercury Lamp (see Red Police 2 for details). They were small dolls that were directly attached to small toy trucks. They didn't line up in a square formation. Instead, they stopped in front of each square formation and looked at me as if they were the formation leaders.
After lining up, more than thirty Mercury Lamp puppets that were "driving" toy trucks suddenly honked their horns. Immediately, the chattering square formations all quieted down and acted as if they were being inspected by their leaders. At a glance, I couldn't see the end of the three-headed Mercury Lamp …
"Those cars really have horns?" A certain priestess looked curiously at the toy trucks with a face full of surprise.
Liliana, aren't you ridiculing in the wrong direction!!
I observed the ten thousand or so three-headed Mercury Lamp puppets in front of me. Looking at their neat formation and the sense of unity that they revealed in an instant, I connected it to the three-headed Mercury Lamp's habit of speaking —
"Osaka 10086!!"
"Here! … Eh?! "
As expected, a clear and soft voice came from the square formation. Even though the latter instantly realized his mistake and exclaimed, "Hey, you've already been exposed!" Accept the judgment of the leader who has eyes like torches!
"No … No! Just now, the PUBG Mercury Lamp only … only burped! It was definitely just a burp! "
Not far away from me, a certain three-headed Mercury Lamp jumped up high and waved the mini lightsaber in his hand as he hurriedly explained. However, no matter how I looked at it, it seemed like he was confessing on his own accord.
"You were the one who stuck a hundred kuai on the exam paper to bribe the teacher, right?" I looked at the three-headed Mercury Lamp waving the lightsaber with a smile, "But after that, you only got a few dozen points. Did Ge Mu give you the rest of the money?"
"Wah! Such a shameful thing … "The other party revealed a cute expression of distress," Actually, it was zero points … "
"Eh? Zero points? It seems like you still got a few questions correct? "
"Osaka used 502 to stick the money on the paper."
I could imagine the feelings of the Demetrius couple when they were faced with a hundred kuai bill that they couldn't peel off. This mischievous little sister Osaka … I would feel that it was too much even if I gave her zero points!
"Alright, stop hiding it. I should have guessed it long ago. This amount, this way of speaking," Looking around, the three-headed Mercury Lamp blinked their big watery eyes. (They really have big eyes! This cute face!) Looking at myself, even though I felt that they were causing trouble, I couldn't get angry. "Osaka and the others are all here, right? How did you guys do this? These bodies, and your consciousness, what's going on? "
The moment I said that, I immediately poked a hornet's nest. The surrounding people instantly started chattering:
"Because Osaka hopes to help Big Brother, he doesn't want to stay in a safe place forever waiting for Big Brother to return from the battlefield! Misaka 10099 was the first to speak. "
"Actually, Osaka 10099 just thinks that going out to play is very interesting. Furthermore, Osaka and the others play like this because they think that it is very interesting. Osaka 10315 took the initiative to confess. Ah, Osaka 10099's expression is so scary!"
"These bodies are the products of alchemy. They were created by the academy's teachers and various world's alchemists. They can imitate the body of a living being and accept the spiritual control of Osaka's network. They can also completely transmit their five senses to the Osaka. Osaka 12580 said with an expression of a teacher."
"Osaka and the others' original bodies are currently lying at home. Bubble designed something called the Soul Hub for the Osaka. Using the Soul Hub, Osaka's spirit can switch between the temporary body and the original body. However, because the artificial souls of these alchemy bodies are extended from the small Mercury Lamp's soul, the small Mercury Lamp is actually the form after Osaka and Mercury Lamp's mental fusion. That's why Osaka would sometimes involuntarily refer to himself as Mercury Lamp. Osaka 10101 said complacently because he knew more details than the other sisters."
"These alchemy bodies are all very powerful. On average, each body was created by three alchemist masters together. Then, the Schilling Mainframe would finely adjust it and possess the combat strength of an elite Empire soldier. PUBG Mercury Lamp's lightsaber is pure psionic energy. Soldier Mercury Lamp's carbine is filled with high-energy proton bullets. The self-destruct truck Mercury Lamp carries a miniature space internal explosion bomb. Magic girl Mercury Lamp has an endoskeleton made of pure arcane energy. So, she will definitely be of help to Big Brother! Mercury … Osaka 11012 said confidently. Then, he showed his limited edition Heart of the Rising Sun to Big Brother. "
Let me tell you the truth. At this time, I am about to pass away.
The "Mercury Lamp" chattered one after another. I had already roughly understood the ins and outs of the matter.
The problem lies with those alchemists who repaired Mercury Lamp's (original) body. It's not that they weren't professional, but they were too professional. As you all know, I gathered a total of two reinforcement masters to repair a puppet. The result of such a squandering was that those alchemists who filled up the entire valley only used about sixteen minutes to research the treatment plan for Mercury Lamp. Then …
They felt that as the generation's alchemists, it wasn't easy for them to be personally summoned by the Space Administration. If they didn't produce some results to promote the advanced alchemy technology of their own world, they would be letting down the little bit of national pride in their bones. After a group of competitive experts used sixteen minutes to complete the work they commissioned, they decisively went off topic. They began to compete on which world's alchemy technology was the best.
At this time, Bubble and Lin Xue decisively added to the chaos. The latter fanned the flames and came up with bad ideas, while the former used her die-hard otaku knowledge to set the competition topic. Now do you know why these three-headed monsters carry the Heart of the Rising Sun?
The two also bribed Artemis, who was guarding the house in Avalon. To put it in a more painful way, the latter guarded the treasures of the Gods and Heroic Spirits. What the alchemists needed were just some fragments of the Philosopher's Stone. That thing was used as cement in the place where Avalon and the World Tree were connected. Artemis didn't think much of it and gave the two officers half a ton each …
In any case, the final result was that a total of more than ten thousand Mercury Lamp dolls with 100,000 horsepower were produced. Osaka's sisters each had one, with an extra two to three thousand. There were also more than six hundred special models such as the self-destructing truck Mercury Lamp and the VR fighter Mercury Lamp, which were used for the active and maverick sisters to use. Edward Eric, who was the inspector of CER-1355 at the time, also led a group of Silvermoon City's Magisters who had nothing better to do. Eric had even led a group of Silvermoon City's Enchanters, who had nothing better to do, to develop a Captain's Mech. For example, the Red Triple Mercury Lamp, the Prototype Mercury Lamp, the Titan Mercury Lamp, and so on …
Anyway, in the end, I listened to this group of three-headed monsters chattering while I took the Instant Heart Reliever Pill.
What I could be sure of was that 80% of these ten thousand Mercury Lamp dolls were controlled by Osaka's sisters, while the remaining few thousand were personally commanded by Mercury Lamp. The most sensational toy army in history was formed just like that.
"You guys are really … Forget it, it's not a good childhood to always be cooped up in the City of Shadows. It's good that you guys took the initiative to come out and play, but don't be frightened by the flames of war on an alien planet for the first time." With a Mercury Lamp dressed as a certain Red and White Witch hanging on my arm, I didn't know how to evaluate the child's mother at home who was always tossing and turning. I could only try my best to comfort myself.
"Isn't Big Brother angry anymore? Osaka 10093 said, trying his best to act cute. Also, this is the school's winter vacation homework, Osaka 10093 added. "
"Winter vacation homework?" I was momentarily stunned.
"Yeah!" Red and White Mercury Lamp nodded, "The teacher requested for everyone to participate in the winter vacation work. When we go back, we will write 3000 words of thoughts. Osaka and I have decided to join the army and conquer the world with Big Brother!"
What a cruel winter vacation homework! What a cruel internship report!
"Speaking of which, where is the original Mercury Lamp?"
Liliana still remembered the serious matter. Although she was also mesmerized by the group of black three-headed monsters, she didn't forget who we were waiting for.
A three-headed monster with a greatsword on his back thought for a moment, then raised his head and said to me, "The original Mercury Lamp and the Titan Mercury Lamp were teleported together, so they should be here by now … Ah, they are here. Big Brother, behind you."
Hearing that, I shuddered. At the same time, I felt a ripple in the space behind me. Although I knew that the worst moment had arrived, I still slowly turned around — — I wanted to emphasize that we were already shrouded by a huge shadow.
"Holy sh * t, what is this ah ah ah!!!"
"The Titan Mercury Lamp is not a three-headed body, but a normal captain's mech. It is 101 meters tall and made of the Mercury Lamp's entire body precisely enlarged. It weighs 600 tons and weighs 720 tons when fully loaded. Because the weight is too heavy, normal joints cannot bear it. The entire body is engraved with permanent anti-gravity arrays. The key transmission device is made of an alloy made of Astral Gold that was secretly taken from the World Tree's fence. The left hand is equipped with an Arcane Missile Generator, which is controlled by three Dalaran Mages. The right hand can be used as a disposable weapon and has the most advanced guidance function. The Balrog that was just captured from the World of Azeroth is imprisoned inside. The Bubble named it the Super Invincible Bubble Bomb. There is a nano-assembly factory at the chest area. When there are sufficient materials, the Titan Mercury Lamp can release a 30-centimeter-tall Crazy Mercury Lamp from its mouth at a speed of one per second. Note: It has a three-headed body. In addition, the Titan Mercury Lamp's eyes are equipped with psionic cannons and holographic projectors, so not only can it be used as a cannon platform, but it can also be used to play games. Friendly tip: The handle is under the skirt. Boys should not touch it casually … Ah, also, the user's manual, drive disc, and a space engineering vehicle for cleaning will come with it. They will be placed in the small bag on the Titan Mercury Lamp's waist. Osaka 10086 pretended not to see his elder brother's expression and read the Titan Mercury Lamp's delivery card word for word."
Silence. Three seconds later.
"10086, don't you think that this kind of alchemy equipment that has no practical value other than scaring people is even more unreliable than Da?"
"Ah, it's a rare feeling of helplessness. Osaka 10086 is starting to try out new words."
"… Don't worry about the details, it's better to just destroy this world …"
I really, really want to just ignore this world and let it be destroyed!
Just what kind of weird way is the City of Shadows operating when I'm not at home, you bastard! Sandora, other than eating and eating all day, can't you care about the girls at home? No matter what, you're still a housewife, right? What are the City of Shadows' law enforcement doing this time? Can't the upper echelons of the Space Administration take some time to check on what the two divisions of alchemy experts are doing after they finish playing Landlord? Building a Combat Mercury Lamp that's over a hundred meters tall, is she trying to scam me or scam me or scam me or scam me!
Alright, I understand, this is actually just a toy, right? This moving mountain that can only be used as a live target on the battlefield is just for the bored Osaka to play with, right? There are already a few hundred soldiers of the Mercury Lamp who have already started to happily climb the Titan Mercury Lamp with climbing ropes!
"Oi, stupid human! Just how long are you going to ignore me! "
A sudden shout in the communication channel jolts me awake. I return to my senses from the assault of the Mercury Lamp's demonic army. Then, I feel a weight on my left shoulder and a soft body leans over in a very familiar way. In the next second, two small hands are wrapped around my chin.
Pull it out, pull it out.
"Tsk, so sturdy." A certain puppet complains in dissatisfaction.
Don't you think that using all your strength to pull someone's head off is a very scary thing, Mr. Chairman who hasn't even gone through compulsory education?
"Come, let me see — — how's the recovery?"
I completely ignore a certain puppet who is pulling on my ear and forcefully pull her down from my shoulder. Just like how I would deal with a doll, I place both hands under her armpits and hold the Mercury Lamp in front of my eyes. "Yep, the feeling tells me that the recovery is complete. Eh? Why didn't you fix your teeth? "
"Because Bubble said that it's cuter this way … Ah! You're too impudent! Put me down! Put me down! Don't pinch my face! "
Compared to when we first met, she seems like a completely different person. The current Mercury Lamp, no matter how I look at it, is nothing more than a lively "little" girl. Although it's a little inappropriate to say it, it seems like I've succeeded in taming her.
After fooling around for five minutes, there's no doubt that I'm the winner. The silver-haired puppet dressed in a black gothic dress feels tired just like a real body. That's why she's currently lying on my shoulder and looking at the beautiful scenery around us.
"Ahh, another alien planet. You say that you love peace, but you're always stirring up the flames of war in one world after another. How about it, do you need help? I'm the commander of an entire army and a super clone. If you kneel down and beg me, it's not impossible for me to help you. "
What a condescending tone! What an arrogant attitude! That's the only thing you can't change, right? Also, I don't think that I need a bunch of three-headed soldiers to keep up appearances when I have more than thirty marines and more than a thousand heroic spirits, you adorable commander of an army!
Come to think of it … Wasn't I fighting a galactic war just now? Forty-five minutes ago, wasn't this an iron-blooded battlefield between space soldiers and a fortress planet? What's with this sudden change in God? No matter how strange the way the war unfolds, there should be a limit! Mercury Lamp, can you please stop commanding the ten thousand three-headed me to arrange a "Alien Planet Welcomes You" banner on the ground to entertain yourself?
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