Although she was quite unreliable, I didn't doubt that the person in front of me who could be bribed with two lollipops had a strong background.
Yep, two lollipops. Looking at Ding Dang in my palm and using one lollipop in each hand as a long blade, happily performing a profound blade technique from the God Realm to me, I couldn't help but feel a little uneasy …
"Jingle, are you done with the exam?"
I remembered that before we left, this little thing told us that she was going back to the Realm of Gods to participate in the Elementary Certificate of Creation exam. Originally, I thought that according to the Protoss's concept of time, she would only be back after a few months. I didn't expect that Jingle would finish the exam in just a few days.
Jingle made a finishing gesture and then put one lollipop back into her dimensional space. She skillfully peeled off the wrapper of the other lollipop and began to chew on it. At the same time, she answered vaguely, "Yup, Jingle finished the exam!"
"Pretty smooth?"
Looking at Dingdang's current limitless vitality, I'm guessing that she passed this time out of ten. This is really something worth celebrating — — the little goddess Dingdang who has been at the bottom of the rankings for ten thousand years has finally passed. Speaking of which, when she gets back, will she give the whole world a hundred years of favorable weather to celebrate?
Dingdang cheerfully raised her head: "Nope! Jingle filled in the wrong number for the exam during the written exam! So, she didn't even finish the experiment and came back early! "
Then, I was shocked.
I picked up the little thing who looked like she was overjoyed and observed her for a long time, but I didn't find anything abnormal — speaking of which, did Jingle get too excited and become stupid?
Although this little thing's IQ was already quite worrying.
The elder sister beside me smiled gently and reminded, "Ah Jun! Jingle will bite you … "
Ding Dang, who I had placed under my eyes to carefully observe, blushed again. She immediately rushed forward and hugged my nose, yelling, "You've seen everything! Jingle won't be able to get married!! "
… How am I supposed to treat this pet as a girl, you bastard!
"Dingdang, I say, are you alright? Your beginner certificate of creation seems to have failed again … "
After hesitating for a long while, I threw out such a question. Based on my previous experience, Jingle seemed to place a lot of importance on the Basic Certificate of Creation. Why wasn't she sad at all when she directly failed the exam this time?
Unexpectedly, Jingle held Tang Qiu in her arms and shook her head nonchalantly. "Jingle is used to it! Even for the tutoring before the exams, he was habitually working hard! Father once told us that it was only meaningful to grasp the next time! God Father is so powerful! So, Jingle just needs to continue with the make-up exam! "
… You can continue to fail until the end of the world!
Jingle munched on the sugar ball and finally noticed the pictures on the huge holographic projection behind her. She asked curiously, "Ah Jun, what are you doing? Were they going to explore outer space? Jingle can help! Jingle's creation skills … Jingle is so powerful! "
"No, actually, we might have encountered some trouble …"
At that moment, I told God about the prophecy that Lin Xue had prophesied and the predicament of our insufficient military strength. But to be honest, this little thing had been competing with her lollipop from start to finish. It was hard to say how much she could help. Also, thinking about it … Could such a little thing really destroy a star silently? Or could it be that her reputation in the God Realm was so strong that she could invite the God of Destruction?
"Oh … Is that so …"
After listening to my description, Jingle sat cross-legged on my hand and licked her fingers.
"It is indeed a little troublesome. To detonate a giant star so close to a fragile star system and not cause any tremors in the nearby stars, Jingle remembered that there was such a question in the Light Protoss's Elementary School Examination … Ah Jun, wait for a moment!!"
Jingle called out to me and then jumped onto the table nimbly. She opened her personal space and started rummaging through the things inside. In a short while, the huge conference table in front of me was filled with all kinds of unimaginable things.
Colorful candy wrappers — — these were Jingle's collection. Various brands of lollipops — — same as above. Small and cute tea sets, cutlery, cups, and washing utensils — — these were Jingle's daily necessities. Small combs that looked like toys, mirrors, clothes, uh, and something that looked like underwear — — speaking of which, why did this little one take everything out?
Apart from these miniature daily necessities, there were also many things that made my imagination run wild. For example, an unknown crystal that was emitting a mysterious luster. Could this be the legendary ninth-rank holy beast's magic core? There was also a pitch-black granular substance in a small bottle. Could it be the bone marrow of a Mystic Dragon, which was used to create a peerless Godly weapon? And …
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun, look at this. These are glass beads and sesame seeds from Astira- 10086. They're quite similar to things from Earth, aren't they? Jingle is a collector … "
Forget it, I knew that those things wouldn't appear in this book …
The petite Jingle directly jumped into this mountain of trash and started rummaging through it in a flurry. All kinds of items that were even more eye-catching were tossed out of the trash. I was completely unable to imagine how this Goddess usually took care of herself — — speaking of which, after becoming the God of World Management, she would at least reach the level of a low-level Main God, so shouldn't she have two personal angels by her side? Would a half-baked Liliana really be fine?
"Ah, here, here!"
Jingle finally found what she was looking for. It was a large pile of mysterious scrolls with luxurious covers. The thickness and size of each scroll was sufficient to make them the best weapons for street fights. When stacked together, they were at least as tall as four or five Jingle's. Meanwhile, our little Goddess was standing at the foot of the mountain of books, doing her best to raise her head and decipher the words on the spines of the books.
"'A Hundred Common Techniques for the 133rd World Management System'. This isn't it. 'Writing and Searching for the Law of Stability'. This isn't it. 'Why God Equipment Glows – Common Knowledge That You Don't Know'. Eh? Jingle borrowed this book from the library? That stupid lizard who was locked up because he didn't return a book was so pitiful … Ah, it's this one! 'Love Magic to Save the World'! There should be a trick to dealing with a collapsing star in here! "
I covered my face and cried bitterly. I looked up at the sky and let out a long sigh. Then, I did more than 30 backflips with tears streaming down my face.
The Lord God was holding the magnificent tome from the God Realm, a tome that could make any mortal Mage God willingly give up his life just to have a look at it. His whole body was sprawled on the pages of the tome, seriously studying it. Then he raised his head and said, "Dingdang has a way!"
"There is a very effective method recorded here. It is quite effective in dealing with a remote world without a master. Using a complicated law to invade the world's management terminal, then bypassing the identity verification system, directly changing the world's star and its expansion rate. This way, Jingle can completely delete the star that is out of control! However, this method can only be used once. Otherwise, it will cause irreparable damage to the integrity of the world's law. Because Jingle will never be able to fix a broken law, Jingle can only help you deal with the star. As for the other things, you will have to work hard … "
"This is already very powerful …"
My heart was filled with emotions. I reached out a finger and gently stroked the head of Jingle, who was blaming herself. Then, I exchanged glances with Shallow Shallow, who had almost evolved into a calm Empress, and Big Sister. Don't mess with the Protoss, they are the GM …
This way, half of the problem was solved. She could delete the entire star. (By the way, is this really okay?) If that was the case, the big bang and gravitational tide would naturally be out of the question. At the same time, Jingle would also delete everything related to the star, including the effects of its gravitational field. According to the gods, those things were called sub-folders … Cough, cough. In any case, what we needed to deal with now was the problem of the out-of-control star and the bombardment of meteors. It seemed that we would need to mobilize the Empire's fleet for these two problems.
We immediately started making arrangements. First, we instructed Tawil to build a Star Sniper Cannon in the shortest time possible. This thing was powerful, but in reality, it was rather useless. The biggest characteristic of the Star Sniper Cannon was that it took a long time to activate. It was difficult for it to move, and it was easy to destroy. In a real interstellar war, a gigantic mothership was usually enough to wipe out the entire defense force of an entire planet. Using a Star Sniper Cannon to blast an entire planet into smithereens was completely unnecessary destruction. Most of the time, the Star Sniper Cannon was a kind of deterrence and not a true weapon. That was why even Pandora had never arranged such a huge object into the production schedule of the shadow base. This time, I reckoned that the Schilling mainframes and Tawil's research team would have to work overtime for a while.
The second step was to have Sandora lead the formation of a planetary defense fleet. They needed to be able to build a massive energy shield outside the orbit of the Earth and the Moon, and withstand the bombardment of tens of thousands of asteroids in three days. After a period of development, we had accumulated a considerable number of similar ships in the shadow realm and its subsidiary dimensional docks. Now, Sandora's task was to send people to install all of them with high-power energy shield generators. Moreover, they had to be in position before the debris entered this universe. According to Lin Xue's prophecy, the asteroids would directly jump to the periphery of Earth. Unless we built a defense line in advance, we would never be able to stop them in time.
Then there was our side.
I knew that the Empire's fleet was infinitely powerful, and it would not be a problem to destroy an asteroid belt. However, the crux of the problem was that according to Lin Xue's prophecy, there would be several asteroids that would slip through the net during the entire interception process. If it was a fully armed colonial planet of Schilling, it would be fine. Swarms of ground anti-air firepower and rapid response forces would not be afraid of two or three asteroids crashing into us. However, we were currently protecting a rather fragile planet with a basic civilization. In any case, I did not think that the Marine Corps, which humans were so proud of, could do anything to an asteroid that weighed millions of tons and was crashing into us at thirty thousand miles per hour.
Getting Lin Xue to predict where the possible impact point would be and then organizing the humans to take shelter seemed to be more troublesome than domestic violence. If it was possible, how I wished that this task could be handed over to …
"Sir! Please forgive my rudeness, but please bear your responsibility! "
Alright, alright, Little Scorpion, I know that none of us have the talent to do administrative work, but … I'm not either!
The next evening, Lin Xue came to me. "I have already seen the few most likely impact points. We are lucky that all of them will crash into the sea. However, one of them is closer to Europe, so it might cause a tsunami and violent atmospheric changes. The other one is closer to Japan, but it did not directly collide with us, so we only have to deal with the tsunami. The worst thing is that I have also seen an asteroid heading straight for the South Pole. The Earth's ecosystem will be destroyed."
"We should have extra spaceships to intercept it, right?" When I heard that it was just a small planet, I didn't pay too much attention to it. That thing was a disaster for humans, but to the Xi Ling Apostles, any frigate would be able to take it down. The reaction speed of the Xi Ling Battleship's weapon system was famous for being fast.
"Of course we have extra spaceships," Lin Xue winked cunningly. "Even if we send a high-tier Shiring Apostles to fight alone, they would be able to take down an unarmored asteroid that can't retaliate. However, don't you think that we should let the natives of this world contribute a little?"
I rolled my eyes. "You want to make a blockbuster?"
Lin Xue spread her hands. "Don't you think that you are creating an epic?"
My sister, who had been listening in from the side, smiled and walked forward. "Ah Jun, what Lin Xue meant was that it would be best for humans to participate in this operation to fight against the end of the world. It would not be a good thing if an extraterrestrial civilization descended from the sky and settled everything for the people of Earth. Humans must fight together and protect their home, even if it was only as an assistant. That way, a civilization would not lose its motivation to develop or even descend into abnormal development."
At first, I thought that my sister was speaking very righteously, but when I looked up, I saw a mischievous smile on her lips. She was holding it in for too long. She most likely wanted to see the people of Earth panicking. Speaking of which, we are all from Earth. Although we are not from the same Earth, why is my sister still so at ease?
Even so, I admit that what they said makes sense. However, if we were to rely on the power of humans to intercept the asteroid … would there really be a success rate?
Forget it … that kind of thing can only be imagined in Hollywood. I decided to ignore my sister and Lin Xue's whimsical decision.
Organizing the evacuation of humans wasn't something that we could do. Of course, the prerequisite was that we didn't use the military to expel the asteroids. Leaving such a troublesome matter to the local government was the right way to go. We had a pretty good candidate for the European region: the free coolie Laura and the fox woman's subordinates. Laura had a good relationship with the Queen of England, and she had considerable political influence. More importantly, she obeyed everything we said.
In order to ensure the effectiveness of my deception, I sent out the only angel I had, Alaya. Although she was a little silly, she was an indispensable part of performing all kinds of miracles. The only problem I encountered was how to get Alaya to smoothly find Laura's bedroom. She didn't know the way, and even if she knew the way, she wouldn't be able to find it.
In the end, I could only prepare an invisible shuttle and head there personally. This was because I had every reason to believe that this idiot would screw up anything we gave her.
Having immersed myself in YY novels and various fantasy movies for many years, I was quite clear about the elements needed for a successful miracle. For example, dusk or night, a young girl praying alone, a light falling from the sky, a mysterious voice, a faraway hymn, or the affectionate call of your grandmother from the other side of the river — that's because you've been praying for too long.
Lambeth Palace was located in the heart of London, England. It was one of the key areas of England's Puritan influence. This was the residence of the Archbishop of England, Laura Stuart.
It was a luxurious and even extravagant residence, especially when compared to the dormitory area of the Church of Necessary Evil. I finally understood why God would occasionally have a gloomy expression when I mentioned the dormitory area of the Church of Necessary Evil.
As a devout believer, Laura was currently in her private prayer room in her residence. She was carrying out her daily routine of prayer and meditation. The religious rituals of the Crusaders were complicated and strict. Even the more enlightened English Puritans had never neglected this point. Even though it might seem like some minor points that ordinary people couldn't even remember, the orthodox believers of the Crusaders would place them in an important position when they prayed. That was also why Laura spent most of her time every day, other than messing around with her extraordinarily long blonde hair, was conversing with God while praying.
Alright, to be honest, as the Archbishop of England, the fact that she spent more time combing her hair than she spent praying was already something to be scoffed at. Although Laura had explained to me that she mixed in some religious rituals while combing her hair every day, I was still unable to understand it …
With the bright candlelight, the paintings on the walls, the tall stained glass windows, and the carpets and other decorations that were filled with various symbolic meanings, Laura's private prayer room could be described as luxurious. However, apart from these religious items that might have a deeper meaning, there didn't seem to be any purely luxurious items in the room. After all, religious people were usually mildly paranoid. If it was me, I would first install a water dispenser on the other side of the wall …
Laura probably wouldn't allow that.
"Araya, have you memorized your lines?"
Maintaining my camouflage field, I confirmed one last time with my angel sister who was about to take on the role of a priest.
Araya scratched his head and lightly flapped his wings. "Brother Monarch, don't worry! I wrote a small note! "
… I nodded with tears in my eyes as I watched this idiot leave.
The prayer room that was originally filled with bright candlelight suddenly dimmed. Some kind of "manifestation" that mortals couldn't understand slowly expanded. The candlesticks were still burning, but the light on them seemed to be retreating, unable to reach the outside world.
Laura, who was in the midst of praying, suddenly woke up with a start. She stared intently at the candlesticks that were in an abnormal state. The moonlight outside shone through the stained glass windows and created a mottled screen of light in the prayer room.
"Light … What is it afraid of …"
Laura muttered to herself in a low voice. She slowly stood up and tidied her long skirt.
"If it isn't Satan's minions, then it must be an even purer and purer light."
As if to verify Laura's guess, the moonlight that was projected through the window suddenly brightened. In fact, it even ignored the filter effect of the stained glass windows, turning into a pure pale golden halo that flowed on the ground as if it was a physical substance.
The moment that the purer and purer energy appeared, Laura suddenly reacted. She clasped her hands in front of her chest and knelt down devoutly.
Araya made a flashy entrance once again. Even though this lass accidentally touched the burning candles with her wings and was startled, it was fortunate that Laura didn't see it …
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