It was yet another Sunday … Alright, actually, for us idlers, the day of the week no longer meant anything …
After idling around at home for so many days, I suddenly realized that our entire family was bored to the point where I was about to go crazy.
The loli trio of the past, with the addition of Liliana and Visca, there was no need to even mention the loli quintet. It would already be a miracle if they didn't go on the streets to commit terrorism. Sandora was living the life of a piglet at home, eating, eating, eating, and sleeping. My older sister no longer needed to go out to work. Shallow Shallow was currently skipping classes for a long period of time. In any case, the knowledge she shared with the Schilling Master had already far surpassed human civilization by more than ten levels, so there was really no need for her to attend classes. As for me … I was the same as Shallow Shallow. After all, our original goal in life was to just eat and wait to die, right?
As for the other two permanent residents of our family, one was Alaya, and the other was Anveena. Who do you think is more suitable to go out and find something to do?
And so, just like that, we lived a truly blissful life of sitting and waiting to die …
"I don't think we can continue like this."
During dinner, the usually gentle older sister suddenly revealed a serious expression as she spoke with a serious tone.
Little Bubble, who was sitting by the side waiting for her older sister to feed her, immediately raised both her hands up high and expressed her agreement.
… A certain little idiot who didn't even know how to speak had her own opinion, yet we were still confused …
"I say, shouldn't we at least find something to do?" The older sister looked around and noticed that everyone was looking at her with confused eyes. She immediately felt a little discouraged. "We're about to go moldy …"
"Oh …"
Everyone came to a sudden realization.
It seemed that the older sister, who was used to being hardworking since she was young, couldn't stand this kind of beautiful life of a rice worm and decided to find something to relieve her boredom.
"But what should we do?" We agreed with the older sister's suggestion. After all, saving the world when we had something to do, eating and waiting to die when we had nothing to do. This kind of life was so extreme that it was almost a pain in the ass. Although this kind of leisurely life after the battle to save the world was quite comfortable … Cough cough, alright, I admit that I was being too pessimistic just now.
Sandora finished the last mouthful of vegetable soup in front of her. Then, she skillfully broke the spoon in her hand into several pieces and threw them into her mouth. She chewed them like she was eating chocolate beans and swallowed them down. "Is it because you're bored and want to find something to do? The thoughts of humans are so strange … This kind of meaningless self-consumption is such a waste … "
'… I've completely surrendered to Shadora's habit of eating the utensils after eating … Anyway, there aren't many normal people here …'
"If that's the case, it's really because we're bored …" The elder sister rested her chin on her hand and tilted her head to think. "We don't lack money …"
We don't lack money. This is the foundation of our current livelihood …
Despite the existence of an idiot like Sicarro who made my teeth itch, most of the Empire's military officers still managed to successfully integrate into the human world after a certain period of familiarity. In a situation where I was completely unaware, these fellows had already begun to build up their basic strength in the human world, intelligence, funds, and connections. It was as if they had long since planned to establish a complete system that was astounding enough to take root and develop stably in this world. I even suspected that they had used similar methods to invade other alien civilizations more than once in the past …
Needless to say, this arrangement was definitely the work of Pandora. Even if she was just a little idiot who was often hot-blooded, Pandora was more concerned about these things that could help conquer the world than anyone else. She would set the general direction, and Seves would be responsible for the specific arrangements. These two golden partners probably couldn't even count how many things they had done to subvert the world's political power. I should say, was it the great fortune of humanity that those commanders still hadn't taken control of human society behind the scenes?
Even though the time was short, and these Imperial Army officers wouldn't be able to unify the world in a few months without using unconventional forces, it was more than enough to feed a few rice worms …
What an evil capitalist life of exploiting the labor of their employees in exchange for food and clothing, isn't it?
But it would be even more perfect if such a beautiful life didn't require us to fight fires in other worlds every few days …
"Speaking of which, aren't we a very powerful organization?"
Just as we were all frowning and looking like evil capitalists because of the boring and abundant life, Liliana suddenly interjected.
Then, we had an epiphany.
"Seems like it …" Qian Qian murmured after looking around.
A super organization formed by aliens, Earthlings, Undead, Angels, and even a God. We had two entire high-tech armies under us, and our network of influence extended beyond the world. Putting aside the fact that the leaders weren't organized and undisciplined, we didn't seem to be idlers …
"But it's still boring!"
Shallow Shallow shrugged and pointed out the core problem of the matter.
Sandora finished the utensils in front of her, then rolled her eyes at me and said, "If you guys could pay a little attention to the affairs of your subordinates, would you be so bored? Those officers of all levels are usually very busy. "
Hey hey hey, did you just say 'you guys'? Then why are you staring at me alone? I'm not the only one who leaves all the work to do, right? Big sister, Shallow Shallow and the others are usually the same, right?
However, the problem that Sandora pointed out really made me sweat. No matter what, we are considered to be the top organization in the human world, but to be idling around every day, it is indeed …
"You guys are bored to death, but we are about to go crazy right now!"
Just as a bunch of idlers were munching on melon seeds and sighing about life, a mental connection that I hadn't seen for a few days suddenly appeared in the public channel. Then, my body shook and I shouted, "Get your weapons!"
"You bastard, do you think that I can't see you!" Lin Xue's fierce voice echoed in my mind again, "Hurry up and open the door for me! It's pitch black right now, don't worry, the girls are standing outside! "
… Don't worry, don't worry, even if I worry for a hoodlum, I won't worry for a person who is proficient in Muay Thai, Inch Punch, Wing Chun, Eight Trigrams, Taichi, Judo.
Alright, at least the appearance of a certain troublemaker saved my negative heart, right?
After confirming that only Lin Xue and Ding Ling were here, Anveena fluttered to open the door. Then, we sat in the living room for a few seconds.
"Three, two, one …"
"Ah — —" Ding Ling's scream rang out right on time.
Shallow Shallow threw the decibel measuring device in her hand onto the table and patted my shoulder happily, "I won! Today, you're going to wash the dishes! "
Then, I patted Sandora's shoulder and said, "Today, you're going to wash the dishes!"
"Why?" The blonde girl had a wronged expression.
"… Why don't you take a look at how many plates are piled up in front of you!"
"… Then, if I eat them all, I won't have to wash the dishes anymore, right?"
Only a super glutton like you who can digest anything would be able to think of and use such a solution!
Just as we, the poor and bored fellows, fell into a new round of pain in the ass, Lin Xue's voice finally rang out from the living room door, "Hey … You guys should have a limit to your boredom!"
I looked in the direction of the voice and saw Lin Xue dragging the absent-minded Ding Ling into the living room. Behind them was the ghost maid who looked nervous because she thought that she had done something wrong.
We already knew that Ding Ling was afraid of ghosts. Just now, I and Shallow Shallow were making a bet on how loud Ding Ling's scream would be once it reached the living room … From this, it could be seen that if we didn't save her soon, we would all go moldy together …
Lin Xue sat down on the sofa next to us like she was at home. She grabbed a bottle of orange juice from the tray that Anveena had just brought over and gulped it down. Ding Ling was tossed to the side.
"Ugh …" Ding Ling, who had been treated roughly by Lin Xue, finally came to her senses. She shook her head and then looked up.
An Weina immediately floated over with the tray, a sweet smile on her face that showed her sugar content was five plus.
Ding Ling: "… Ah!"
Without any hesitation, Lin Xue stuffed the bottle in her hand into Ding Ling's mouth and decisively blocked the supersonic attack that Ding Ling was about to unleash.
"Alright, don't embarrass yourself, okay …"
Ding Ling still hadn't recovered from the shock. "It's not like you don't know my weakness …"
"Master …" Anveena slowly floated over and asked in a low voice, feeling wronged, "Did I do something wrong …"
"Alright, alright." I didn't expect Ding Ling to have such a huge reaction to Anveena even though they had only met once. I couldn't help but feel a little awkward. "Let's talk business, let's talk business …"
"So you know about business …" Lin Xue muttered in dissatisfaction. Then, she put on a serious expression. "I believe that Little Feng has already told you part of the situation, but now something else has happened … Strictly speaking, it's two separate matters that have suddenly linked up and made everything even more troublesome. That's why I personally came to you for help …"
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