Accompanying girls out on the streets is a rather scary thing.
Accompanying a group of girls out on the streets?
Furthermore, taking the initiative to go shopping?
That's why I felt that my suggestion to carry out a large purchase in the morning was simply crazy …
Looking at the few girls in front of me who were looking around excitedly, I deeply realized that most of the time, unlucky people are the ones who seek death …
"Boss, why do I suddenly have a bad premonition …"
Sicaros, who was dragged out from a certain corner to be a temporary coolie, was still wearing a black super outfit that made people feel regretful. However, his square face that was always filled with righteousness was now obviously filled with uneasiness.
Who was the one who said that only a woman's sixth sense is strong? This uncle's premonition is quite accurate!
I patted this black super uncle who was dragged into this tragedy with me with a solemn expression as if I was about to enter a battlefield of no return with my best friend. I said solemnly, "Take care, this will definitely be an unprecedentedly difficult battle."
Sicaros was shocked by my serious words and immediately covered the suspicious bag on his waist with a conditioned reflex while being on high alert towards every target that was suspected to be a Town Security.
You're wrong, you're completely wrong! This kind of reaction is no longer the behavior that a general of the Empire should have! Is your brain completely occupied by some kind of circular plastic piece!? I should have let Pandora throw you back into the factory to be smelted again!
An urge to execute this former Imperial Army officer who had completely degenerated into a street pirate dealer for 15 minutes swept through my heart. The veins on my forehead throbbed and I began to search for any fatal flaw on Sicaros' body.
That was until something even more terrifying interrupted my plan to clean up the family's reputation.
"Ah Jun," Shallow Shallow's cheerful voice came from the front, "Look at this bracelet, it's so beautiful! It's very suitable for Liliana to bring it up! "
Oh no, the journey to hell has finally officially begun …
There was Qian Qian, who was as lively and beautiful as a neighbor's little girl, Shadora, who was quiet and sweet and had the temperament of an older sister, and Shadora, who had an exotic charm and unwittingly exuded a noble and arrogant aura. Any one of these three girls would instantly capture everyone's attention if they walked on the streets, and now that all three of them appeared at the same time, one could imagine how much attention they would attract. There were also three little fellows who acted as catalysts: Lina, who seemed overly energetic along the way, and Pandora and Weska, who looked exactly the same but had their eyes tightly shut as if they were blind. Their hands were held by a certain man as they walked.
Three little angels who were so sweet that they could simply attach a pair of wings to serve the Lord appeared at the same time. If I really met a troublemaker, and since the internet was so developed, it wouldn't take long for it to attract a new wave of attention on all the major websites. There were quite a number of such examples now.
Of course, it was completely certain that before such a thing happened, the entire Earth's internet would be completely reformatted by the Bubble …
Let me mention here, the tragic brother who was classified as a soy sauce guy due to the majority of the public's attention being attracted by other targets, the one who had no facial features and only a huge "something" on his face was me …
"Ha, hey hey, can you hear me? Mental connection is so fun … "Just as I was getting a headache over the increasing number of pedestrians and the constant incidents of electric poles crashing into each other, Liliana's voice suddenly rang in my mind." I didn't expect there to be so many people. Earth is actually so prosperous, I almost forgot about it … "
That's not the case at all, isn't it just the area around you that suddenly became prosperous? Right now, the other streets are probably as deserted as the streets after an emergency evacuation during a war, right? You're a psychology major, how can you not even realize this?
But as we continued forward, the crowd that should have been increasing suddenly lessened. In just a few minutes, the street that was originally packed like the entrance of a shop that had a big sale on the weekend had returned to its normal density.
Sandora giggled as she moved closer to me and said softly, "It's just a little psychological hint, the feeling of being surrounded by people doesn't feel good."
"Good job," I praised her sincerely.
Then, we continued our joyous shopping spree, where the two of us suffered and the girls enjoyed our blissful lives …
It would have been fine if it had only been Qian Qian and the other older girls. Although they were all highly interested in every single product, at the very least adults would still have some self-restraint. The one who truly made my head twitch was a certain loli.
Strictly speaking, it was a certain fake loli.
After living in another world for so many years, Liliana finally returned home. She displayed extraordinary excitement. She was just like a country girl who came to the city for the first time, and no matter what she saw, she would exclaim loudly. Even Sandora's spiritual hint halo was unable to stop the passersby from casting sidelong glances at her. This caused the pressure I had to endure to multiply. I could faintly tell that Liliana seemed to be using this method to express the intense emotions in the depths of her heart. Of course, there was also something truly new about this. After all, she had been away for so long. Even though she was born and raised on Earth, she still had to start adapting to life on Earth. If she couldn't quickly return to a normal state of mind, then the psychological pressure she would face would probably not be any less than when she was thrown into another world. From a certain point of view, Liliana, who had already subconsciously become half an Azeroth Blood Elf, had already transmigrated for the second time after returning to Earth.
This wasn't something that only those of us with discerning eyes were aware of. Even Liliana herself had long since realized this on the way back. Now, it seemed that those who studied psychology were indeed creatures made from special materials. First of all, her own psychological adjustment and adaptability were truly powerful …
Putting myself in his shoes, if I were to be thrown into a different world for more than ten years, and I was even turned into a defenseless child, I would have to face war, plague, famine, or even the end of the world when I woke up …
Then, I could only sigh. This girl was truly strong. At the very least, she was much stronger than me, a nerd who had all sorts of powerful auras but still pursued the goal of eating and waiting for death in my bones …
As for the other girl who showed great curiosity towards the things around her, it was my cheap younger sister who fell from the sky — Visca.
This was the first time she came to this world that we lived in.
Compared to her own sister who was as taciturn as a gourd, Visca was much livelier. Furthermore, "going out to play with her family" was definitely an extraordinary historical event for this child who had always treated herself as a replica. This could be seen from the fact that Visca actually spent more time picking out clothes than Shallow Shallow. In the end, Pandora severely reprimanded her younger sister for this serious violation of the Imperial Army's discipline and behavior that lacked the qualities that a person of the Imperial Army should have. Thus, this little argument between the two awkward sisters naturally evolved into a quarrel between two little girls …
However, anyone could see that the relationship between this pair of awkward twin sisters was definitely much closer than what people imagined. Perhaps it was because of the innate bond between them. Even though Visca hated Pandora to the core from the start, but after living together with her, she couldn't help but place this "annoying" older sister in an important position in her heart. As expected of the extremely awkward younger sister.
"Big brother, who is that person? Why does he keep looking at us? "
Just as I was pondering, this clear voice interrupted my train of thought. Visca tugged on the corner of my clothes and extended her hand to point at the opposite side of the street.
"Cough cough … Blind man, ah, blind man." I hurriedly pressed down Visca's hand and turned her head to the front. This girl, she actually forgot what I told her so quickly. Although her eyes were still closed, but even with her eyes closed, it was without a doubt that there was someone staring at us from the opposite side of the street. This kind of action was even more surprising!
Looks like I have to do the same thing as how I taught Pandora to familiarize herself with life on Earth and give this cheap younger sister an in-depth education …
"It's Lin Feng?"
Hearing Visca's question, Shallow Shallow, who was currently placing a huge bag on the body of a moving mountain and planning to head to the next boutique, raised her head and said after glancing at the person in front of her.
"You guys shop first, I'll go take a look." After leaving such a sentence, I turned my head away under the indignant gaze of Sicaros and walked forward without hesitation …
Then, I was firmly held back by the two little followers.
"I want to be with big brother." Visca said firmly.
"That's true." Pandora said in the most word-saving way.
Thus, I dragged the two little burdens away from the terrifying shopping camp, leaving only Uncle Hei, whose soul was gradually leaving his body and eyes were unfocused, to accompany a group of beauties to continue their seemingly endless shopping war …
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