This was truly a marvelous victory. We wiped out all the enemy troops, captured the enemy commander, and even managed to occupy a landing point at the edge of the Haunted Land with minimal casualties. This was truly a satisfying result.
Of course, the one who was the most satisfied with today's battle was our Eternal War Maniac Pandora. Despite being a high-ranking commander, this little fellow who was always hot-blooded enough to charge and break through enemy lines had finally satisfied her rather headache-inducing hobby today. In fact, she even asked for a second bowl of rice during dinner — this was practically a miracle for Pandora, whose daily routine was no different from a robot's.
I should also divulge that when Pandora came over with her bowl, Sandora was in the middle of finishing her third roasted cow. Watching a certain Queen munch on the bones and the plate could only be described as magnificent, I sweated …
Of course, not everyone was as heartless as Sandora. In fact, there were at least three people who had completely lost their appetites during today's victory feast. The first was Shallow Shallow, who had finally returned to her normal personality, and her older sister. These two "gentle and kind" "ordinary girls" unquestionably recalled what they had done in the past after returning to their original forms, and just as I expected, they began to vomit violently. This was especially so for Shallow Shallow. After turning into darkness, she basically used a torturous method to dismember the demons along the way. There were almost hundreds of enemies that had rotted or dismembered by her hands. Such a ferocious fighting style was a stark contrast to how Shallow Shallow was currently curled up in my arms with a sickly expression. Just a moment ago, this little brat almost threw up the dinner she had eaten three days ago …
Other than Shallow Shallow and her older sister, the third person who had no appetite was Shallow Shallow herself, who had watched the entire battle.
That scene was truly disgusting …
"Sigh, as heartless Shiring Apostles, they sure are blessed …"
Looking at the group of Imperial Army soldiers who were stuffing themselves with food, Shallow Shallow, and my older sister were like pitiful bugs abandoned by the world as we huddled in a corner and sighed.
"That's because your mental endurance is too low."
Needless to say, the source of this voice was my mortal enemy of ten thousand years, my eternal rival, known as the dark, sinister, and cunning Great Demon King …
"Bang!"
Shallow Shallow lovingly helped me up as she rubbed the large bump on my head while scolding me. "Ah Jun, don't think about such things in the public channel in the future."
"… Alright, I deserved it."
Even though Lin Xue's tone was displeasing, what she said was the truth. Putting aside Qian Qian and my sister, even I was just a normal high school student who was slacking off and waiting to die a year ago. Even though I had the title of the Xi Ling Emperor now, deep down in my bones, my greatest goal in life was still to slack off and wait to die … In terms of vision, experience, and temperament, I had to admit that I couldn't compare to Lin Xue, who had joined the organization and participated in all kinds of life and death missions since she was ten years old. There was nothing embarrassing about that, it was the truth.
But this definitely couldn't be a reason for Lin Xue to be arrogant in front of me!
This sinister, sly, violent, two-faced, troublesome Prophet was delusional enough to use her pitiful life experience to make me bow down to her? What wishful thinking! I wanted to let her know that the heart of an otaku who was just eating and waiting to die was unshakable!
With that in mind, my fighting spirit soared as I looked at Lin Xue with an incomparably determined gaze.
Our Prophet was currently busy comforting Shallow Shallow who was in a severe depression, but she was suddenly startled by my gaze. She immediately leaned over to Shallow Shallow's ear and whispered, "Hey, Shallow Shallow, did that bastard fill up some nonsense in his head again? Why did he suddenly burn up for no reason? You should be careful when you sleep tonight. "
… Can you not use a volume so loud that everyone in the room can hear you? And you're even whispering to me like that!
"Ah — — Jun." Just as Lin Xue and I were about to enter a battle state, a sharp and piercing voice suddenly sounded. I turned my head and saw a green unidentified flying object charging towards me at an astonishing speed.
I, who was in a battle state, immediately entered the legendary Innate Anatta state. I focused my eyes on my nose, my nose on my mouth, and my mouth on my heart. That illusory green figure appeared clearly in my eyes. At that moment, I possessed my body.
"There's a hidden weapon!" I shouted loudly. Then, I bent my left leg and kicked with my right leg. I took a step forward and twisted my waist to grab the green flying object in my hand. Then, I turned around and sped up.
"Sou — —"
The hidden weapon flew out of my hand.
A sharp scream gradually faded away, "Ya — —"
Everyone was shocked.
Two seconds later, I calmly asked the elder sister beside me, "Sis, what did I throw out just now?"
"Jingle," the elder sister replied in a short but firm tone.
"Our Goddess," Shallow Shallow also replied in a short but firm tone.
"The current God," Lin Xue looked at me as if she was looking at a dead person and replied in a short but firm tone.
Three seconds later, accompanied by a flustered and exasperated "Dingdang, bite you!" Scream, I threw it into the ice cream bucket in front of Little Bubble and almost got eaten again (why did I say again?). The little bean that I ate returned and bit my finger without hesitation.
"Ah … You little thing, you really bit me!" I immediately swung my hand in pain. However, this seemingly weak little bean actually had an astonishing bite strength. Even though her small body was swung around in the air, Jingle did not have any intention of letting go. Instead, she bit with more force. In the end, she hugged my finger and started to chew on it.
Did she go crazy from hunger!?
"So cute …" Just as we were starting to attract the attention of the people around us due to the loud commotion, a soft voice that made Jingle quiver suddenly sounded behind me.
When I turned around, I saw a certain purple-haired saltwater creature staring at Tiny who was clinging onto my arm with its large, shiny eyes that could blind a dog's eyes. At the same time, it looked at me with a pitiful and pleading gaze. That fish tail that was flashing with a pale golden light was subconsciously slapping the ground at a high frequency, as if it was a Gatling Gun firing at full power.
… Oh no, I was infected by Pandora …
I shook my head forcefully to break the strange connection between the mermaid and the Gatling Gun. Then, I stretched out my right hand with a brilliant smile that I had never seen before — — Of course, a certain little thing that refused to let go was still hanging on my finger.
"If she's willing, then take her back and raise her. Remember to bathe her every two days and feed her three times a day. Bring her to the garden often and pat her head when you have nothing to do. Also, remember to prepare more candies and toys …"
Before I could finish my sentence, Jingle reacted and immediately shouted, "No!" Then, she scuttled behind Shallow Shallow and revealed a pair of frightened eyes as she looked at the mermaid princess who was itching to give it a try. "Fishtail, don't come over! Jingle will bite you! Jingle is really, really amazing! "
It seemed that the past few days had really frightened Jingle. As long as there was a chance, Isana would try to steal Jingle back and raise her. Although due to the little bean's vigilance, this saltwater creature didn't succeed even once, but she had already successfully become the second most dangerous person in Jingle's heart. Let me interject a friendly sentence here, in Jingle's heart, the most dangerous person is Little Bubble who was currently chatting with her plate in front of her …
After interacting with each other for so many days, the representatives of the various races had already realized that we, the visitors from another world, who were known as "Gods", were actually relatively easy to get along with. Even though there were many fellows with strange tempers, we weren't as aloof, cold, and strict as the legends made us out to be. Thus, the relationship between us and the natives of Azeroth was getting more and more harmonious. There were even quite a few Commander Schilling who had become good friends with the mortal generals. This was truly an unexpected harvest — — Of course, I didn't think that this was the reason why Sicaros was always selling pirated disks to a bunch of Night Elf ladies.
Speaking of which, even though there was such a change in the way they interacted with each other, Isana's shocking actions still made her retainers break out in cold sweat!
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