"Lin Xue, did you get the wrong channel?"
After waiting for half a minute, we still didn't hear any response. I couldn't help but suspect if Lin Xue had made a mistake.
"… You dare to look down on my strength!" Lin Xue immediately reacted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. "I'm not a blockhead like you whose IQ can only be accurate to ten decimal places before you can see significant numbers. Hmph, let me tell you, even if there really is a mistake, it's because of this big machine! There's absolutely no problem with my judgment!
This was a speech that made the root of one's teeth itch! Is it necessary for you to accurately describe my intelligence to gain a sense of superiority in your own IQ? Do you really dare to use pliers to repair this machine that is full of precision from the future? No, no, no! That's not the main point. The main point is, how did you come to the conclusion that my IQ needs to be accurate to ten decimal places before I can see significant numbers!
Actually, we didn't know that the reason why there was no response for so long wasn't because there was a problem with Lin Xue's spatial positioning, but because Jaina couldn't react at all …
'World Administration Center … this name is indeed a bit too scary …'
It's like an alien suddenly descending from the sky and standing in front of you, claiming to be a member of some galactic protection organization and asking you to hand over this year's protection fee. It's full of bizarre style and nonsense …
Therefore, Jaina took a full 30 seconds to recover from her stupefied state of mind. She then started to analyze which powerhouse was using this method to pass the time of his super boring life …
"Last contact …" At this moment, Jaina suddenly felt a message appear in her mind …
That's right, it appeared!
It was different from the illusory 'voice' that sounded in her mind. This time, the message actually appeared in her mind directly! It was like a thought that popped up in his mind, or it could be said that it was like a memory that suddenly appeared in his mind. This kind of method, how terrifying!
Jaina admitted that she didn't have such an ability. Even the Lich King couldn't project his will directly into a Great Mage's mind.
It seemed like a long time had passed, but these were just the thoughts that flashed through Jaina's mind. The message kept appearing in her mind. "This is the World Management Center. All planets that have received this message, please reply. We will now begin to contact you in sequence —"
Argus, Argus … no return signal found, confirming cancellation of Argus …
Draeno Star, Draeno Star … No return signal found, confirming cancellation of Draeno Star …
Planet Vannok … Planet Vannok has replied, confirming that Planet Vannok still exists … Earth Core Star, Earth Core Star … No return signal found, confirming cancellation of Earth Core Star …
Planet Azeroth, Planet Azeroth … no return signal found, confirming deactivation of Azeroth … "
"Wait! This is Azeroth … "
Shadora transferred the communication port to me and flashed me a silly smile, hoping to get credit for it.
"I didn't expect you to be a psychologist …" I stared at Sandora, dumbfounded. I felt that compared to her, my ability to bluff was as powerless as a paramecium in front of a star cluster …
Ahem, isn't this description a little weird?
No matter what, Sandora's whimsical bluffing had fooled Jaina very well. Although Jaina definitely didn't fully understand what she said, she wanted to make it seem like she didn't understand!
Argus, Draeno, these two terms might be unfamiliar to ordinary people, but as a knowledgeable Great Mage, Jaina obviously knew what these two worlds meant. These were two planets that were destroyed by the Burning Legion!
That wasn't quite right, because Argus was the homeland of the Eredar people. Rather than saying that it was destroyed by the demons, it would be more accurate to say that the entire planet had become the rear camp of the Burning Legion. Draeno was the planet that was truly destroyed by the Burning Legion. With these two names in front, Jaina naturally couldn't help but think of this strange information. Then, the appearance of the word Azeroth was even more appropriate. If it was me, I probably couldn't help but respond to that mysterious information, right?
"Received response from the World of Azeroth, establishing two-way connection …"
I adjusted my emotions and tried my best to imagine myself as a Superman who wore underwear on the outside, standing on the Eiffel Tower and telling the story of "I have a Ream" … Ahem, in short, I tried my best to make myself look as serious as possible. "Hello, this is the World Management Center."
"… Err, this is … Azeroth …" A very pleasant female voice echoed in the hall, carrying a hint of hesitation and caution.
I quickly switched off the power of the microphone, then did a three-and-a-half somersault on the spot, followed by two backflips, shouting loudly, "Yay!"
Okay, after venting, I switched on the microphone and continued to act like a savior.
A cold wind blew through the Research and Development Hall. Everyone, including the busy Schilling Technicians, couldn't help but shiver. Sandora, who was the closest to me, had a petrified expression.
"Even if it's the most experienced Wower," Shallow Shallow suppressed the twitching of her lips, "this is a little too exaggerated …"
Lin Xue, who was still in the control cabin, immediately harrumphed and said in a voice that had gone through the vicissitudes of life, "Sigh, how can you understand the feelings of Wowers in our hearts … Of course, I also think that there's something wrong with that piece of wood who doesn't strive for progress and is slow and has zero IQ …"
Hmph hmph, you guys can continue talking about yourselves, I have serious matters to attend to now!
I cleared my throat and began to follow the plan that I had previously planned to deceive Jaina … Erm, communicate …
"Hello, representative of Azeroth. Since you are able to receive this message, it means that you already have the qualifications to talk to us. We are the managers of all the worlds, and the main purpose of this communication is to gather information about the various planets — Erm, according to your understanding, it should be the so-called worlds (This means that the understanding of the natives of Azeroth is only the planets that they live on, and not the space-time system of the entire universe in the Schilling Knowledge System). According to our observations, the seventeenth batch of worlds has undergone an unknown change in the past period of time. Many worlds, including Argus and Draenor, have lost contact with their creators. Observers have already been sent out. Before they arrive, I hope to understand the current situation of Azeroth through you."
"You are … Titans?!"
"Titans? No, our name isn't Titans. Perhaps the passage of time and the changes in the world have led to errors in the inheritance of your knowledge. However, this isn't the main problem. You only need to know that we are now in charge of the supervision of the world. "
That's it, there are falsehoods in the truth, and falsehoods in the falsehoods … Cough cough, let's not talk about the details. In short, we are using these things that the knowledgeable people of Azeroth are familiar with, coupled with a communication method that they are unable to understand, to achieve our goal of deceiving them. Of course, I don't think that such a deceiving method would be able to make someone as sharp and intelligent as Jaina completely believe us. That isn't important. What I want is for her to only believe us half-heartedly.
That is enough.
Jaina fell silent. I didn't make a sound either, giving her time to think.
Suspicious, very suspicious. This was the biggest feeling that Jaina had right now. Even though the other party obviously possesses great power and is able to directly imprint information into another person's memory, just based on these two points alone, he calls himself a God … There are only two possibilities. First, the other party is truly a God, so there is no need for him to patiently prove his identity to a mere mortal like me. Second, the other party is just a megalomaniac who possesses great power but is mentally unstable, or an old monster who is bored to the point of madness and specializes in unorthodox magic. It is obvious that the second possibility is more reliable. There is no lack of mages in this world who have gone insane from researching magic.
Thinking about this, Jaina couldn't help but feel a little playful. That's right, playful. She has had enough of being bothered by the messy affairs of her territory every day, in addition to all sorts of pressure from the human kingdoms. Now that there is such a rare opportunity, a "person" that she doesn't need to wear a mask to face has appeared. Regardless of whether the other party is a God or a lunatic, Jaina feels that she can finally speak without a mask.
Thus, she replied, "Greetings, esteemed …"
"Apostle, this is our unified term of address."
That's quite formal. Could it be true? Jaina thought as she replied quickly, "Lord Apostle, if you wish to know the current situation of Azeroth, I can only say that it is very bad …"
"Prepare the records. Please elaborate."
No matter what Jaina thinks, she at least reported to us seriously what happened in the World of Azeroth. Even if she was just trying to play a prank on us.
Through Jaina's narration, we finally realized the difference between the projected information and the actual situation.
Even though there is no difference in the world view, there is a huge difference between the events that happened in the World of Azeroth and the World of Warcraft storyline on Earth. For example, the start of the Undead Calamity, the invasion of the Burning Legion, the betrayal of the Blood Elves, all of these crucial events happened at a completely different time from the 'storyline' that we are familiar with!
Fortunately, we listened to Lin Xue's suggestion and contacted Jaina. Otherwise, if we were to rush into Azeroth and plan our actions according to the description of the World of Warcraft storyline, we would definitely take many detours!
On the other side of Azeroth, just as Jaina finished describing the situation of the Burning Legion's invasion, the mysterious voice immediately interrupted her description, "According to what you have said, the Burning Legion has already invaded your world and you are currently in a passive situation?"
"Yes." Jaina no longer thought about whether or not the other party was playing a prank on us. Instead, she started to talk to us seriously, "The Demon's army has already stepped onto the land of Kalimdor and has engaged in an intense battle with us. We … are at a complete disadvantage, not only because of the enemy's strength, but also because …"
"Internal disagreements, or should I say, civil war."
"That's right. Even under such circumstances, there is still a huge disagreement between the various races. Even though we have already formed an alliance with the Beastmen and the Night Elves, most of the humans still hold a negative attitude towards such an alliance. Our situation … is very bad."
"Understood. The World of Azeroth will be the priority rescue target. The rescue troops will arrive in the vicinity of Theramore within 48 hours. Please prepare to receive them."
Then, the communication was cut off, leaving only a shocked Jaina.
… Could it be that this isn't a prank?
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