Alright, actually nothing happened last night.
I'm being serious — — Even though a female pervert kicked open my room door while hugging a pillow and shouted "I'm here to serve you" so loud that it could be heard even in the basement, nothing happened in the end. Everything was harmonious and not inappropriate for children at all. Even if it was edited appropriately and put on the news, it wouldn't affect the broadcast. The reason wasn't because some innocent female pervert changed her mind at the last moment, nor was it because Sandora led Shallow Shallow and a million elite soldiers to my room to catch the adulterer, but … … because the little puppet refused to move. What can you do if the naughty child is acting shamelessly? Look at those couples with children, don't they have a lot of resentment? They say that marriage is the grave of love, then I firmly believe that the naughty child is the coffin of the couple's life, and it's made of nanmu!
In the end, Icetis and I didn't sleep for most of the night to deal with a little brat that was only 90 centimeters tall. In the end, Sis Bing's motherly love was aroused, and she really hugged the little puppet like a daughter and told the story for half the night: From when she smashed her first teacher with a brick, all the way until she got into a fight at the entrance of the Temple of the Father. The story was heart-wrenching. The female pervert held her weapon and hacked from the Eternal Night Palace to the Pantheon Palace, then turned around and hacked to the Frost Valley. She hacked for three days and three nights, and the blood flowed like a river. Every time she raised her sword, there wasn't a single person who wasn't afraid. She single-handedly changed the atmosphere of the Realm of the Gods — — even an idiot could tell that she was talking nonsense. Was there any difference in the Realm of the Gods? Those deities were able to jump around from birth until death … Of course, that wasn't the main point, the main point was that the little puppet really believed it, and she listened with great interest! We also knew that this little brat was in her rebellious phase, and she planned to be rebellious for the rest of her life. This kind of naughty child was a good seedling to receive negative education and grow up to hate society. After being indoctrinated by Icetis, she was about to grow crooked (although she was already crooked beyond recognition).
Thus, my main task for the night was to fully display my initiative as a father every time Sis Bing reached a certain point in her story, and think of a way to correct the little puppet's worldview. Just like that, our family of three spent almost an entire night …
If it weren't for the fact that the puppet didn't have enough energy and eventually fell asleep while listening to the story, I would have probably waited until the sun was high up in the sky.
The next morning, I was woken up from my sleep by a loud crowing sound. In a daze, I realized that the silly bird had made a mistake again, thinking that it was a rooster. Rubbing my eyes, I sat up and found that Bindis was lying beside me, fast asleep.
Well, last night wasn't a dream, and the indescribable confession before wasn't a dream either. This tomboy, who he had always regarded as his best friend, was now his girlfriend. Thinking about it was a little painful, but it wasn't unacceptable. Although the way I interacted with Icetis wasn't like a normal man and woman, just like that person said, "She is a girl after all." After going through so many ups and downs over the past few years, as long as one's heart wasn't made of stone, one should have some feelings for her. Previously, I was blinded by the ferocious female rogue's aura, so I didn't realize this obscure feeling (Of course, another reason is that Icetis herself is an idiot when it comes to relationships. She even thinks that we are brothers, who can break this?). But now, all the confusion has come to an end. I should treat her well, just like any other family member.
But I always had a hunch that, given Bryndis's extremely fierce personality and her unshakable hooligan habits that had lasted for millions of years, even if our relationship was made clear, it probably wouldn't affect the way we interacted. The Goddess would still, and would forever, be with me as a female hooligan. In this life, I couldn't hope to develop with her as a normal couple … But it didn't matter. Maybe this would be more to our liking.
I thought about the possible chaotic life in the future. I didn't know if I was happy or conflicted, but I smiled. I stroked Icetis's long hair that reached the ground. "Wake up, it's morning."
Icetis turned over in a daze. Her foul-grade figure that couldn't be hidden by her pajamas and the thin blanket was faintly revealed. She also revealed her other silver-haired head. The little puppet was still sleeping soundly in her "mother"'s arms. From the looks of it, the mother and daughter didn't intend to get up.
I sighed and tied Icetis and the little puppet's hair together (I don't know what I was thinking, but I did it this way!). Then, I got up and put on my clothes before walking to the living room. As expected, there was already a circle of people sitting there. However, I sent everyone away with a sentence, "Last night, I told Little Lamp stories for most of the night …"
The majority of the people expressed that it was only natural for such a development to happen in this house. It would be strange if things developed according to the normal script. However, Liliana still switched to her death-seeking attitude and shouted, "Boss, tell me the truth. Do you regret it? A beautiful 36E girl ran into your room and asked to sleep with you. Then, you two told the naughty child stories for most of the night. This development is for all ages, but I feel for you … "
Before Liliana could finish her sentence, she spun and flew down the stairs. I scratched my face and put away the last bit of awkwardness. I went down and greeted my family one by one. In the end, I sat at the dining table and prepared to eat breakfast. Anveena came over with a large metal tray covered with a lid. "Master, today's breakfast is very sumptuous ~ ~"
I noticed that when Anveena said the word 'sumptuous', the faces of the people who had already eaten were slightly strange. I couldn't help but open the lid in front of me. In the end, a large plate of sumptuous food appeared in front of me. However, it was not suitable for breakfast. "Eating barbecue so early in the morning?! And it's only barbecue?! "
"Don't say early in the morning. For the next half a month, we will only be eating barbecue." Shallow Shallow leaned on the table and muttered. "We will have barbecue lamb for lunch, roasted suckling pig for dinner, roasted rhinoceros for three meals tomorrow, roasted crocodiles and roasted chocobos the day after, roasted ground dragons and roasted Bahamut the day after that, and roasted Leviathan and roasted Ximos for the next three days. Oh, of course, not the true divine species created by Jingle, but the species with the same name that was sent over from the Macro World. Ah Jun, hurry up and eat. If you eat more, you might be able to finish earlier … Oh, I'm so full. Although it tastes good, eating too much makes me feel uncomfortable … "
I looked at the large plate of barbecue in shock. "What is going on?! Did you go crazy from barbecue yesterday? "
"It's a tribute." Monina and Shallow Shallow were both half-dead on the table. "Some of the mortal sects heard that the Goddess Mirror Lady has finally gotten married, and they held all kinds of sacrificial ceremonies overnight. Through their respective gods, they offered all kinds of offerings … Ah, there are countless of them, and the amount of food is enough to last us for half a month. Fortunately, Sister Sandora can take care of ninety percent of it, or I would have been traumatized by it. Let me say this first, we can't return this. After all, it's the sincerity of the believers. Although they aren't believers of Lady Icetis, the gods they worship are friends with Lady Sandora. "
I was speechless.
"I'm so envious. So many gifts came just from opening my aperture." Shallow Shallow was still lying on the table, but she turned her head in my direction. "Icetis is so popular, but I don't have anything …"
"Why are you envious of this?" Sandora sipped her tea. Looking at her satisfied expression, it was obvious that she was full. She looked up at the stairs with a strange expression. "Not only has her reputation spread throughout the Realm of Gods, even the relatives of the Protoss's believers who know her know that there's a goddess who can't get married. And it's said that some sects have an extra prayer for Icetis to get married. Anyway, I'm not envious of this, it's too embarrassing."
I laughed dryly and lowered my head to eat. Once I thought about how I would be eating barbecue for three meals a day for the next half a month, I couldn't get excited. Maybe after half a month, my whole family would rather eat grass in the yard than eat this thing. If I really can't do it, I'll have to give some to others. But these things aren't easy to give away. Everything else is fine, but how am I supposed to give away a whole Bahamut? How am I supposed to give away a whole Leviathan? How am I supposed to give away a whole Bechymos? Who would be able to afford all this stuff?
When I was halfway through my meal, I heard some rustling noises from the second floor. It sounded like someone had rolled off the bed and knocked over a bunch of furniture. I immediately remembered what I had done before I got up. Cold sweat rolled down my back. I stood up and walked out. "I have something to do, so I need to go out for a while. If Icetis asks, just tell her that I went to a faraway place to inspect the people's situation … "
Before I finished speaking, I heard a shout from the staircase, "Inspect your ass! Don't run if you have the guts! "
I still wanted to move, but I realized that the entire hall had been enveloped by a layer of holy light. Turning my head, I saw Icetis standing at the staircase with a murderous aura. The female pervert's long hair was flung in front of her body, and there was even a little doll dancing at the end of her hair. The two of them seemed to have tied their hair together. I wonder how they changed their clothes …
Icetis directly jumped down from the second floor, and the doll tied to her hair smashed into my face like a meteor hammer.
Alright, second bible? Meteor changed, brick? Meteor changed, wolf tooth mace? After the meteor changed, Big Sis Bing finally used the opportunity to make another breakthrough and creatively developed a daughter? Meteor changed, and this wasn't just a fusion skill, it was also a chain strengthening skill. I tied her hair together with the doll …
The doll that was flung by Icetis's hair as a meteor hammer seemed to be enjoying it. However, no matter how happy it was, it couldn't stop the little fellow from pouncing on my shoulder, scratching, biting, kicking, and kicking. I used two to three times the usual strength to remove the little fellow. Then, I raised my head and looked at Icetis, "Is there a need to go so far? You have so many divine arts, yet you still can't untie your own hair!?"
"You won't know how powerful I am if I don't slap your face!" Icetis raised her head and shouted. Then, she smiled embarrassedly and carried the doll up. After using divine arts to untie the hair, she high-fived the little lass in celebration. "Happy working with you!"
"You really treat her as your own daughter?" I raised my eyebrows and said with a smile. I thought to myself, I never thought that the guess that Father Icetis made as a joke would actually become true. Icetis probably didn't realize it herself, but usually, there were many people who made fun of the doll that looked similar to her. As time went by, she subconsciously "took care" of the latter. Of course, I felt that the most important reason for this was that their personalities were compatible. They were both violent and mischievous children. The day after they were born, they entered a rebellious phase that hasn't improved since then.
I pressed Icetis down on the dining table and let this Goddess take a look at the "offerings" that the overly passionate believers (most of them weren't her believers but her friends) had brought up. Then, I told her about the cause and effect. As expected, this female pervert immediately flew into a rage. It wasn't that she couldn't understand it. After being single for a long time, one would become a little neurotic. Even if they finally succeeded in their relationship, they wouldn't be able to stand others poking at their scars. However, Sister Bing was a Goddess after all. She had her own considerations. Furthermore, she knew that those believers did it out of goodwill (really?). Thus, in the end, she could only mutter with a gloomy expression, "Tsk, just treat them as naughty kids. Eh, why are all of you looking at me? "
Bryndis noticed that many pairs of eyes were on her in the living room. She suddenly felt uncomfortable. Even the usually energetic big sister couldn't help but twist her body. "Why do I feel that everything is wrong after a day? Am I so strange?" Bryndis asked.
Sandora harrumphed and turned her face away, "You will know very soon. I don't know if I should say that you are naive or cunning. You did such a thing in front of Father God, the God King of Huron and the Four Main Gods. All of them were your witnesses. I really can't imagine how lively it would be. A person who doesn't make a name for himself but amazes the world with a single brilliant feat …"
"I think that the most impressive thing was the confession during the 'barbecue' gathering." Xiaoxue came over and purposely emphasized on the word 'barbecue'. "You really aren't afraid of the fire burning your lovers."
"Move aside. Don't talk about such strange topics." Lin Xue came forward and pushed her daughter away. Then, she straightened her expression, "Let's talk about serious matters. There is some progress regarding the replacement for the Core of Tranquility."
"Ah! Is my character going to be ruined in a day? Why is there so much good news? "
Icetis' mouth was stuffed with roasted meat, but miraculously, it didn't affect her speech at all. She was the first to exclaim when she heard about Lin Xue's news.
It seemed that she was a little excited.
"Didn't Abyss Schilling say that the quality of her backup Cores of Tranquility weren't up to standard?" I asked curiously as I hugged and played with Little Bubble. "Could it be that we don't have to worry about the quality of the Core of Tranquility after the startup is fixed?"
Lin Xue shook her head, "Not those backup universes. It's my homeworld."
The moment she said that, the living room instantly quietened down. I noticed that Sandora nodded slightly. It was obvious that she knew about it too.
"My homeworld can be used as the Core of Tranquility?" I was surprised, "But we haven't found it yet, right?"
"We haven't found it yet, but the ancestors sent another batch of information from the other side last night." Lin Xue nodded. "The Federation of Rings found out about the destruction of my homeworld. They have been helping to collect the ancient information. However, the civilization that built the bridge had already self-destructed. The information left behind was fragmented and difficult to collect. Hence, there was no new progress until recently. Tawil deduced based on the latest information and felt that my homeworld might have become a special universe similar to the Core of Tranquility. And … it might be even more perfect than the Core of Tranquility that Abyss Schilling built. "
This time, even Icetis couldn't care less about eating. She stared at Lin Xue and waited for her to continue. Then, we finally understood what Tawil's speculation was about.
Everyone knew that my homeworld was destroyed by an unsuccessful bridge-building attempt.
There were three elements to building a bridge: a wide, stable environment, the Core of Tranquility, and the starting point. However, the civilization that built the bridge obviously didn't study this part thoroughly. There was a problem with their starting point, and they didn't contact the other side. On top of that, the 'bridge pier' they chose was an ordinary universe that didn't have the qualifications (which was my homeworld). Hence, they failed to build the bridge.
However, various signs showed that the remnants of the failed bridge-building had been preserved, including my homeworld and the massive, mutated Gate of the Abyss.
The biggest difference between the Gate of the Abyss opened by building the bridge and the ordinary Gate of the Abyss was that it was more 'gentle' (although this gentle gate was still enough to destroy a civilization). It belonged to the so-called Inert Abyss. This gate destroyed all life in the universe, but it didn't destroy the universe itself. In fact, it merged with my homeworld. If this combination had existed until today, my homeworld must have been transformed into a very special place.
Abyss Schilling once said that the Core of Tranquility was actually transformed from an ordinary universe. Open an Gate of the Abyss in the ordinary universe, use the technology from the other side to 'inert' this Gate of Tranquility, and then let the Inert Abyss slowly infect and transform the entire world. When the entire world 'survived' and persisted until it was completely infected, a Core of Tranquility would be considered completed.
This kind of transformation was painful and long for the universe, and there was a slim chance of survival. Not to mention the harsh conditions, even if the conditions were met, very few worlds could persist. So, Abyss Schilling had painstakingly accumulated so far only created a perfect Core of Tranquility, and it was conceivable that the other backup worlds were all flawed.
And my homeworld happened to experience such a 'transformation' by chance.
And the mutation of my homeworld should be even more perfect: its Gate of the Abyss itself was inert, and the inert Gate of the Abyss, which was created specifically for building a bridge, was the perfect energy source for transformation, and this transformation process lasted for billions of years, far more than the Core of Tranquility that Abyss Schilling rushed to create: it was a perfect 'pier'!
Slow work produces fine work … although this' slow work 'brought too much suffering to too many people.
"Things always develop in a dramatic way, don't they?" Lin Xue blinked her eyes. "Everything in this world is a circle. Everything started from our homeworld, and now, the solution to everything has to return to that place."
"No, a circle means no development, so it should be a spiral." Sandora put down the teacup in her hand, and there was a strange look on her face. "We do have to return to where we started, but with a higher attitude. We were forced to flee, and this time, we have to hold everything in our hands. "
Looking at the spirited Her Majesty, I couldn't help but smile.
The road ahead was clear.
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