Boring times are always so hard to get through …
"Only a bunch of people like you who just eat and wait to die would feel bored, right?" Lin Xue said lazily as she laid on the sofa and quickly changed the channel.
I snatched the remote control from Lin Xue's hands and said, "A certain troublemaker who always comes to other people's house to eat and steal their TV doesn't have the right to say such things."
"I can't help it, Anveena's cooking is just too delicious …"
As soon as I said that, Anveena's head popped out from the coffee table in front of us and said, "Someone called me?"
"…" I looked indifferently at the ghost maid who still didn't know that she had made a mistake again. Then, I grabbed an iron pot lid that I had prepared earlier and put it on Anveena's head.
In the next moment, Anveena's head appeared in front of us through the pot lid and looked at me with a confused expression.
"Master?"
"Your life is so colorful … Ha, haha …"
Lin Xue said with cold sweat dripping down her face.
No, I don't want this kind of colorful life at all! When will these weird fellows around me learn to think in a more normal way!!
"Let's not talk about these things for now." I tried to organize my thoughts and tried to focus my already lazy mind, "How was the experiment the day before yesterday? Was it effective? "
A proud smile immediately appeared on Lin Xue's face. She then stood up with a whoosh and put on a heroic expression. "Of course, I'm not an ordinary person. How could a mere energy amplification experiment go wrong! Don't worry, I will find the World of Azeroth for you in three days at most! "
"… Alright, I admit that you're talented, but is there a need for you to stand at my feet and show off your lofty sentiments?"
"… I'm willing!"
… Forget it, I was too lazy to say anymore.
I realized that people like us are really bored to the extreme. Basically, everyone lives a life of eating and sleeping all day long. We don't have to go to class or worry about our livelihood. Other than idling around, it seems that there is nothing interesting to do …
Could it be that such a life of idleness was just to balance out our occasionally extremely exciting life of fighting in another world?
"Why don't we go on an adventure?" Lin Xue's eyes lit up, and her desire to explore was instantly ignited.
This disregard …
"Let's go shopping?" Shallow Shallow tilted her head and suggested.
… He didn't dare to agree.
"Yiya … Ha …" Little Bubble bit her finger with a serious expression.
… No comments …
"… Dinner?" Sandora looked at me hopefully.
… Open your sister! You ate an hour ago, didn't you?
Pandora quietly comes over and hands me a military report … I roll it into a paper tube and smack it on her head.
"I've decided!" I couldn't stand their ridiculous suggestions anymore, so I loudly said my decision. "Let's go to the amusement park! I'll let the little ones play for the whole day! "
This is necessary. Look at the three lolis at home. Bubble spends her days playing games and browsing the forums, Pandora spends her days researching on how to conquer the world, and Little Bubble spends her days chasing after the shiny Alaya or Anveena. It seems that the three of them don't have the life of a normal child — Alright, I admit that Pandora and Bubble are actually much older than they look, but I feel that it is a waste to have three lolis by my side and not bring them to the amusement park to play for the whole day!
Not only them, Sandora hasn't had the chance to have fun ever since she came to this world. Basically, every time I accompanied her out to play, it would turn into a thrilling action movie. Now is the perfect opportunity for us to go out and relax — who knows if we will have the chance to relax again in a few days' time.
As for the age issue — the amusement park isn't just for children. There are plenty of entertainment programs specially prepared for adults.
That is …
I glanced at the excited Lin Xue beside me. If she follows us, will today's trip to the amusement park turn into an apocalyptic crisis?
I originally thought that Bubble and Pandora wouldn't be interested in this kind of entertainment. However, contrary to my expectations, Bubble, who was originally only interested in playing games, actually grew curious about the 'amusement park'. When she heard that we were going to play together, she immediately put down the game in her hands and pulled her daughter to change clothes. As for Pandora, although she maintained a calm expression and claimed that she doesn't like such childish things, her slightly curled lips betrayed her true thoughts. Perhaps, she wasn't happy about the amusement park itself, but that she could play with her big brother?
"An amusement park, it's my first time here …" Lin Xue exclaimed at the gate of the amusement park after she came out of the 700 Billion Mile Gate.
I was immediately surprised, "You've never been to such a place before?"
"Yes, in order to prevent accidents, I was never brought to such a place by adults when I was young. However, my grandfather built a huge theme park for me and my little brother …"
"… Evil rich people!" I pretended to grit my teeth.
Lin Xue flipped her hair and said with contempt, "A nouveau riche who even installed a micro-space distortion system in his private car doesn't have the right to say that!"
… If we don't install that thing, do you have a way to put my entire family in a small car?
"So this is an amusement park!" Sandora made a fuss, attracting the attention of passersby.
Bubble also showed a very happy expression and said happily, "You seem very interested!"
Of course, it's much more interesting than grinding eggs at home all day long!
The only pity was that Anveena and Alaya weren't able to follow us. One of them was a translucent ghost, and the other had wings with a wingspan of three meters. Bringing the two of them along would probably turn the entire world upside down. On the other hand, Jingle was tiny enough to hide in my pocket and follow us.
After each of us had a stick of ice cream, we strolled through the amusement park.
It felt good to bring a group of beautiful women all over the place, if only we could ignore the murderous gazes coming from all directions … Forget it, my face had already gone through hundreds of battles a long time ago …
"Where should we go first?" I casually placed the cone of ice cream in front of my chest so that Ding Dang could lick it from my pocket. I scanned my surroundings.
Shallow Shallow seemed to be prepared for this. She immediately grabbed my finger and pulled me forward. "Ah Jun, let's go over there!"
"… Suggestion rejected!"
"Why!"
"Big sis, it's a merry-go-round! How old are you!? "
"Are you stupid? I said that Bubble and the others should go up, not myself!"
A few minutes later …
Seeing the "mother and daughter" cheering on the merry-go-round, us "parents" who could only watch from the sidelines due to our age felt a little depressed.
Although this kind of game might seem primitive in the eyes of the Shiring Apostles, Bubble and Little Bubble were completely immersed in it since this was the first time they came into contact with such a novel thing. The two cheerful lolis who looked almost identical attracted the gazes of many people around them. From time to time, tourists would stop next to the merry-go-round with curious expressions on their faces.
"Pandora, aren't you going over? It'll be really fun! " I said in a bewitching tone as I nudged the little girl who was quietly licking her ice cream.
"Boring." Pandora rejected my suggestion with two simple words.
It was indeed hard to imagine Pandora riding on the merry-go-round expressionlessly …
However, although Pandora wasn't interested in the merry-go-round, it didn't mean that there wasn't anything for her to play. In fact, as long as it was a game that she could play with me, Pandora would happily participate.
For example: Roller coasters!
This kind of game that trampled on one's mental endurance and stomach's endurance was filled with its own unique charm. The screams of the weightless rapid fall would forever make those who tried to challenge themselves unable to extricate themselves, especially those male compatriots who brought their girlfriends along. Even if they felt dizzy after coming down, they would still pat their chest to show that they weren't stressed at all. This was the so-called feather of a man.
Of course, I wouldn't have this kind of opportunity to show off my bravery because the girls following me were all valiant to the point of making one's hair stand on end …
They only liked the atmosphere of this kind of exciting game. As for the real excitement — — this kind of speed and height wasn't enough to excite these superwomen.
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