In a way, Professor Shikoku's theory is not wrong.
Most of the time, being smart can't solve all problems, and an IQ of two hundred and nine can't let you master a foreign language that you've never come into contact with before. But — — Note that this is a word full of drama, I love using this word — — But, Pandora doesn't just have a super genius brain.
She also has a data sharing system that is constantly updated with the database, as well as hundreds of subordinate commanders who continuously upload all kinds of knowledge and information to her.
As a result …
The little loli stood up with a blank expression and gave a two-minute speech with a standard Berlin accent. She spoke three words per second at a speed of three words per second while the people around her looked at her with either anticipation or sympathy.
Then, I saw Professor Shikoku's face suddenly turn black.
Even though I couldn't understand what my little sister was saying with my mediocre IQ and German grades that were basically for show, there was one thing I was sure of, Pandora definitely wasn't saying anything good.
After asking the enthusiastic spectator A who was sitting in front of us, I roughly understood the meaning of the tongue twister just now.
To put it bluntly, it was using various ways to evaluate the other party's intelligence to gain a sense of superiority in their own intelligence …
To put it bluntly, it was: You're retarded!
This kind of words really suits the proud and arrogant Pandora …
Professor Shikoku's old face turned black for a long time, then he finally exploded. A sentence of fluent English coupled with a righteous expression smashed towards the arrogant little loli in front of him.
Pandora was still expressionless and used an even more fluent London accent to return the favor for three minutes.
Then, Professor Shikoku became even more furious. A loud Japanese sentence brought the atmosphere of the entire classroom to a climax — — However, I could already see an uneasy expression on Professor Shikoku's dark face.
Pandora used a three minute impromptu speech in Japanese to once again evaluate the other party's intelligence.
Then, Mr. Shikoku said something again, and he was completely silenced. It was easy to understand. When the other party kept scolding you in various languages, as an awesome man who was proud of mastering four foreign languages, it would be very embarrassing if he turned back and used the foreign language he had just used. Since it would also be embarrassing, he might as well keep silent and save his energy.
In the following 30 minutes until the end of class, we truly witnessed what a true international scolding was. The little girl continuously used English, German, Japanese, French, Russian, Korean, Yugoslav, Egyptian, and even Xi Ling language, the language of the heavens, the language of the demons, the language of a certain world, the language of the elves, the language of the fairies, the language of the dwarves, and even the dialects of God knows which corner of the world she came from. (Do you feel suffocated after reading this?) I reckon that if the bell didn't ring, the girl would be able to talk without repeating herself until the next morning — and that's a conservative estimate.
The moment the bell rang, I could clearly see the professor's body hunch.
He probably won't be able to escape from the shadow of today's incident in his lifetime.
This time, the surrounding people looked at Pandora as if they were looking at a monster. A twelve year old loli who could use dozens of languages to scold the professor in class. No matter where you throw her, she would be a dazzling pearl that could blind even a dog's eyes!
I reached out and pinched Pandora's face, which felt super good to the touch. I rubbed it like I was kneading dough as I exclaimed in a low voice, "Not bad, you stupid girl. You're in the limelight this time …"
Pandora looked up at me, then lowered her head and launched a headbutt attack at my chest.
"If I had such a high IQ, I wouldn't have to worry about credits …" The eternally diligent tragic man, Liu Feng, was shocked by Pandora, but his tone was filled with jealousy. It was obvious that this tragic man, who was so diligent that he wanted to tie himself to the library to maintain the last place in the entire school, was filled with jealousy towards the genius girl in front of him who was late every day, eating snacks, and hiding in her brother's embrace to act like a spoiled child. In addition to jealousy, he constantly fantasized about when he would be able to have such a powerful brain.
Continue your tragedy. Even if you think about it with hemorrhoids, you would know that the human brain can't keep up with the quantum computing core …
After successfully defeating a professor, Pandora was clearly in a good mood. I could almost feel the joy in the depths of the little girl's heart, as if a naughty little sister had found her favorite toy.
Ever since she spent more time with Lin Xue, the source of infection, Pandora liked to mess with people more and more. Well, this is a good thing, it's much better than thinking about how to eliminate the Pacific Fleet all day long.
Thus, the next two classes became hell for those awesome professors who wished they could hang their certificates and medals all over their bodies.
The mental pressure brought about by an expert who could use 58 foreign languages to discuss any theory that humans had ever studied was definitely not something these professors could bear. They must be secretly cursing in their hearts. They were clearly two special students who were allowed to attend classes freely, but they just had to come here and cause trouble. Wasn't it obvious that they were looking for trouble?
God as my witness, I just wanted to experience the legendary university life, the one causing trouble is Pandora, alright?
Thus, in the end, the two of us were ordered not to take even half a step into the classroom.
Don't be confused as to why I was also prohibited from going near the classroom, because Pandora said this: "I'm with my brother, wherever my brother is, I'll be there."
In the end, the pitiful professor with swept-back hair sent the two of us out with hot tears in his eyes. I clearly remember how the professor's face instantly aged as he was surrounded by the students who had shocked Pandora.
Since Pandora and I were going back, Shallow Shallow naturally couldn't be bothered to stay in class and listen to the heavenly books, so she found an excuse to leave the class.
By the way, this girl's excuse was actually "The pet at home is afraid of being lonely, so I'm going back to accompany it for half a month …" Thinking back to how the professor had gritted his teeth while nodding with a smile, I was truly impressed by how exaggerated Lin Xue's influence was.
Rather than listening to classes in school, it would be more accurate and efficient to go home and share the database with Pandora, so we chose to go home directly.
Speaking of going home, because we were going to school, we found a house outside, and my older sister also moved over. Of course, the money was reimbursed by that big spendthrift, Lin Xue. Since we had already consecutively dismantled the equivalent of two Fighter-class landing ships, Miss Lin was more than willing to fork out this bit of money …
Now that Shallow Shallow was also living with us, Uncle Xu had already tacitly approved our relationship, and since we were already adults who had almost stepped into society, Uncle Xu also tacitly allowed us to be together — — On a tragic note, even though we had two lovers, Sandora and Shallow Shallow, our relationship was still pure …
When we returned home, we realized that Sandora had already arrived home.
She yawned as she leaned against the sofa in the living room, as though she had no intention of getting up even if the end of the world came. Not far away, Anveena, who was dressed as a maid, was humming a tune as she cleaned the house, seemingly enjoying herself.
I felt that bringing Anveena over back then was the wisest decision I had ever made in my life. As a maid who had received formal maid training since the age of 12, Anveena had practically perfected her work to a godly level. I really couldn't understand how she was able to clean the entire villa by herself in a single afternoon and provide for the entire family's meals without any pressure. Furthermore, she possessed good upbringing, a docile temperament, a hardworking personality, and other qualities that a perfect maid must possess. Even the most picky person wouldn't be able to find a single flaw in her as a maid — — She wasn't just a cosplayer with an empty shell, she was a true professional maid who could take care of people.
It wasn't an exaggeration to say that if she went out to be a nanny, she would definitely be able to unify the domestic service industry in Asia, Africa, and Europe within half a year, and become the dream of every otaku in the world … Cough cough, I was being too glib.
But according to Anveena's description, it wasn't much. Back then, her sisters who worked with her could all do the same job as her. In fact, in the Kingdom of Lordaeron, maids who didn't receive any higher education like her could only be considered second-rate. Damn, the people of Azeroth really knew how to enjoy themselves too much. They deserved to be targeted by Sargeras.
All in all, I think it was a wise decision to bring An Weina back. Of course, it wasn't only because I got a housekeeper who could do housework, had unlimited energy, and didn't need a salary. It was also because it fully satisfied a certain someone's dream of having a personal maid …
But there was one thing that had to be said. Although Anveena was very outstanding, it would be even more perfect if she paid a little attention to her usual shocking actions …
I was a little speechless as I looked at Anveena, who was floating in mid-air and poking her head through the wall to check if the room opposite was clean. I felt like I was experiencing the Ring of Death every day.
"You also skipped class? Where are the little fellows? Why isn't big sister here? " I pulled up Sandora, who was occupying the entire sofa by herself, and placed her upright. Then, I looked around, but I didn't see the few people who were usually the noisiest and the best at stopping noises.
"Can you ask them separately?" Sandora shook her head full of golden hair, and then with a whoosh, she threw herself on the thick carpet that was specially prepared for her and started rolling around. Speaking of which, why was this girl becoming more and more like a cat?
"I skipped class because the old baldy's lecture was really boring. Not only that, he kept looking at me lecherously, so I asked him to take off his clothes and sing 'My Sun' in front of the administrative building for two hours. Then, I came back …"
… Big sister, your way of skipping class is even more awesome than Pandora's …
Shadora laid on the ground and counted with her fingers. "It's time for Bubble to buy new clothes, so Chen Qian took her out. Bubble is playing games in the study on the second floor. Dingdang is in her room. Maybe she's sleeping, maybe she's planting flowers, or maybe she's studying rocks …" Shadora laid on the ground with her legs spread out. Shadora was lying on the ground.
"Researching stones?" I expressed my astonishment. The first two were understandable, but why would Dingdang be interested in stones?
At this moment, we suddenly heard a loud "bang" from upstairs, as if something exploded.
Sandora sat up, nodded and said, "It seems that she is studying stones."
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
