After dinner, Shallow Shallow couldn't sit still at home anymore. She forcefully dragged me out to go for a stroll. Seeing that it was still early, 8: 30 pm was the time to go for a stroll at the night market, so I followed her out.
Although the cities on Earth couldn't be compared to places like the City of Shadows, judging from how excited Shallow Shallow was along the way, I reckoned that as long as I accompanied her, she would be able to feel as excited as the Amazon River even if she was in the middle of a street park.
Speaking of which, I had been running around all day and the distance I had traveled every day had reached an inconceivable level. I even went for a stroll in the Realm of the Gods, but it had been a long time since I last strolled around my own house. Today, when I stepped out of my house, I felt a sense of unfamiliarity. The owner of the supermarket on the street even greeted me warmly, "Hey, long time no see. You're back from a business trip?"
… Actually, he was able to tell the truth with a single sentence.
Just like in the past, Shallow Shallow was always running in front of us. Our goal was to constantly follow the changes in her attention. She might dawdle at a roadside food stall for half an hour, or she might suddenly have the idea of going to the park to count the stars. She might even run off to look at the colorful bearded uncles selling hidden knives while she was counting the stars. In any case, no matter where she went, all I had to do was to happily follow behind her. Whenever she suggested something like "Why don't we go to the White House to scare Obama?" or something along those lines, I would just rebuke her.
This little girl had a magical power. Those who were around her would unconsciously feel as though they had been drawn into a small world with a rhythm that was completely different from the surroundings. Shallow Shallow and I walked along the bustling commercial street. Our surroundings were bustling with activity, but our world was only two meters in radius. This was probably why we were the only ones who could play together since young. There was no primate in this world that could keep up with the rhythm of Shallow Shallow.
Shallow Shallow was overjoyed, but there was one thing that even someone as heartless as her felt uncomfortable about. 'We even have a third wheel …'
Sister Bing's body continued to follow behind us. Her expression was blank and she didn't make a sound. No matter where Shallow Shallow and I went, whenever we turned around, we would see a pair of dead fish eyes staring at us without blinking. Sometimes, when she turned around, she would even be shocked. At first, I was worried that I would lose sight of this mindless Sister Bing if I moved too quickly. Now, I even suspected that if I were to run to Brazil with Shallow Shallow, this body would be able to dig a hole through the earth's core and continue following behind us.
Thus, the two-person walk turned into a three-person walk.
As we walked, I felt that the atmosphere around us was a little off. There were many curious gazes around us, and the number of passersby behind me and Shallow Shallow was increasing. Even though these passersby didn't get too close, it was obvious that they were following us out of curiosity.
My first thought was that there was a problem with Icetis's appearance, but I quickly realized that there was no need to worry about it. Of course, the Goddess of Darkness wouldn't be able to appear in front of ordinary people. With her ankle-length silver hair and blood-red eyes, if she were to appear on the streets after 8: 30 at night, it would be easy to attract the attention of the police. Especially with her stiff expression and unsteady footsteps, if I were to bring her out of the house, she would probably be followed by people pouring realgar wine. Thus, Sister Bing had a long-lasting illusion disguise on her body. In front of ordinary people, she looked like an ordinary young woman with waist-length hair. In order to reduce her presence, she even used her hair to cover her face. Thus, there was no problem with her appearance.
But I soon realized where the problem was: In the eyes of others, I should be taking my girlfriend out for a stroll, and there was a resentful woman half a meter behind me … Suddenly realizing this, I suddenly shivered. I understood why even though Bryndis had a layer of disguise on him, there was still a crowd of onlookers following behind us all the way.
Thus, I quickly communicated with Shallow Shallow. Both of us grabbed Icetis's arm and led her forward slowly. As we walked, Shallow Shallow guided us seriously, "Slow down. Alright, left foot … right foot … That's it. Don't panic, we'll be home soon …"
I smiled at the people around us, "Her brain was damaged from drug poisoning when she was young. So, I brought her out for some fresh air …"
The crowd dispersed. Icetis's soul flew into a rage through our mental connection, "Your brain is the one that's damaged! Both of your brains are damaged! Can't you think of a more reasonable explanation?! "
Shallow Shallow and I finally managed to drag Icetis to a deserted street park. Hearing the soul of this rogue goddess roaring continuously, we instantly burst into laughter. After a long while, I was the first to calm down. I looked at Icetis's dead fish eyes solemnly, "Forget it. With her by our side, it's best that we don't go out. Encountering a bunch of aunties who watch Korean dramas is a small matter. What if we meet a few righteous aunties who think that we're abducting a disabled girl? That wouldn't be fun."
Icetis continued to fly into a rage, "You're the disabled one! Both of you are disabled! "
Just like that, our night outing with Shallow Shallow ended anticlimactic. After we returned home, we shared the little episode that happened on our way home with our family. While Sis Bing protested angrily, Sandora recorded this incident in the General History of the Empire. Then, it was almost time for us to sleep. Then … Then, something terrible happened.
Just like before I left, Shallow Shallow and Sandora carried pillows into the room to 'monitor' me. I lay between the two of them, imagining that I was actually a righteous and pure young man. Then … Just like what many people had guessed, the bedroom door was pushed open.
Sis Bing with dead fish eyes was wearing her pajamas (which Anveena helped her change into). She walked to the bed without looking sideways. She climbed onto the bed under Sandora and Shallow Shallow's dumbfounded gazes — She even pushed Shallow Shallow down.
After all, there was a limit to how big the bed was. Three people were already more than it could handle. Now that there was Icetis, there was no way it would be enough. Shallow Shallow stood on the floor, staring blankly at Icetis who was lying where she originally was. Her face slowly turned gloomy.
"Actually, there is a complicated reason behind this …" I sat up with the resolve to perish together with my moral integrity. Then, I slapped Sis Bing's (body), who sat up with me, down. "She is now completely bound to my side, including when we sleep …"
Sandora and Shallow Shallow sat opposite each other, hugging their pillows with serious expressions. Lying beside them was an even more serious expression — Dead fish eyes Icetis, who was completely expressionless. I had to explain to the two ladies whose battle prowess was over a hundred million before they decided to put justice before family. Also, I had to make them believe that nothing had happened even though they had been sleeping with this big sister with a 36E chest size for the past few days. There was a sport in this world known as extreme survival. The events included giving birth on the Xizhimen overpass, robbing a bank on the day of the police's payday, spending a night in a gay bar, and staying here at this very moment.
The only thing I felt fortunate about was that I had a clear conscience. Thus, I wiped off the cold sweat on my forehead and told Sandora and Shallow Shallow about the situation in the Realm of Gods, including Icetis's mysterious parents …
Fifteen minutes later, I looked at Sandora and Shallow Shallow calmly. "Can the two of you put down your pillows?"
I was really worried that the two of them would suddenly throw their pillows at me at forty times the speed of sound. With their arm strength, it wasn't impossible.
Shallow Shallow looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle with a sad expression. "But the four of us won't be able to sleep!"
Sandora and I were dumbfounded at the same time. Never in a million years would we have thought that this lass's melancholy was actually planning how the four of us should sleep on the same bed. With such a wife, what else could you say? In any case, the words' sleeping together ',' extravagant 'and' morally bankrupt 'appeared in my mind a few times. Of course, it was just a few words, because I knew that Shallow Shallow wasn't completely stupid. She was just convinced that there were some things that she didn't need to worry about, so she didn't waste her energy worrying about it. This lass might seem simple-minded, but she was actually quite intelligent. She knew from the start that nothing would happen between me and Icetis that would require a mosaic.
The two of us had grown up together. Shallow Shallow probably understood me better than I did. This was the battle prowess of childhood sweethearts.
Thus, the crisis was finally over. Of course, Sandora also knew that nothing would happen between me and Icetis, especially the brainless version of Icetis. However, she couldn't help but grumble. "Even if that's the case, I still have to stay here and watch, right?"
What happened next was really inconceivable. The three of us surrounded the zombie-like Icetis and started discussing how to let the four of us sleep on the same bed. Icetis's soul was even coming up with ideas through our mental connection. None of us felt that there was anything wrong with this topic, even though it was considered morally bankrupt under normal circumstances. We discussed passionately and excitedly. If we didn't consider the cause and effect, just based on what we were discussing, it would be enough to be labeled as licentious …
In the end, Shallow Shallow took out a piece of paper and used her geometric composition that was on par with Jingle's standards to design the arrangement of the four of us. Finally, she found a way to arrange everyone on the bed. This was a genius plan. The only flaw was that this plan required me to be cut into four pieces and placed at the four corners of the bed …
At this moment, the black suitcase under the window opened up. A 92.3cm tall little girl sat up and clenched her fists as she shouted at us, "Are you guys going to sleep or not? Are you guys going to sleep or not? Don't talk so much at night. Even if you guys don't sleep, there are still others who want to sleep! "
I was stunned. I shrugged and hugged the pillow and blanket dejectedly as I got down to the floor. "Forget it, I'll sleep on the floor …"
Icetis's body immediately jumped down and lay on the floor like a zombie.
I could tell that Shallow Shallow and Sandora wanted to say something but they didn't look like they had enough. Their faces were filled with awkwardness and smiles. It was obvious that the two of them didn't intend to have a serious discussion from the start. They were just fooling around. However, it was really getting late. I waved my hand at the two girls. "Hurry up and go to sleep. Don't fool around. If you want to play, we'll talk about it tomorrow."
Shallow Shallow stuck her tongue out at me foolishly. Suddenly, she leaned down from the bed and kissed me. Sandora did the same. Then, the two girls said goodnight to each other and curled up on the bed to sleep. I was left staring blankly at them occupying the bed that originally belonged to me while I hugged the blanket like a tomboy in a vegetative state and prepared to sleep on the floor. How did this happen?
Icetis reacted for a while before she muttered, "F * ck, do you have any idea what you just did?"
I took out a cushion from my dimensional pocket and prepared to sleep on the floor. At the same time, I patted Sis Bing's body to wake her up and asked her to wait by the side. I was puzzled. "What? Isn't it just a goodnight kiss with my wife? "
"… My sexual orientation is normal. That was from a first-person perspective. That was so high-powered …" Icetis muttered. "While I'm stuck with you, you are strictly forbidden from getting intimate with any of your girls. Do you hear me? Think about how it feels to kiss a man!"
Icetis quickly fell asleep after she complained. I laid on the floor and tossed and turned for more than half an hour … This time, it was me who couldn't sleep! Uncle Bing, look at the example you just gave me, it made me shiver!
Just like that, I finally fell asleep at around midnight. In my daze, I had a dream. I dreamt that I was strolling on the bustling streets of the City of Shadows. One Icetis, two Icetis, three Icetis, a group of Icetis … I was surrounded by a sea of Icetis. In my vision, there was only 36E and 36E. I was so overwhelmed by the beautiful scenery that I couldn't think. Then, these tomboys suddenly dragged a burly man who was eight feet tall and shouted in my ear:
"Think about how it feels to kiss a man!"
I was finally startled awake. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the sky was already bright. It turned out that I had been sleeping soundly. The night had passed in the blink of an eye. I rubbed my eyes. Just as I was about to dispel the dizziness in my mind, I suddenly heard a gust of wind beside my ear. Before I could react, I was sent flying by a strong force. As I was flying, I vaguely saw what seemed to be a white bare foot that had kicked me.
After the world turned upside down in an instant, I found myself leaning against the wall with my head facing downwards. On the bed that I was originally lying on, Bryndis sat up. He was covering his chest with one hand as he stared at me in a daze.
After a while, he waved at me. "Hey, Chen, you're awake?"
I was stunned. Then, I realized that the Icetis in front of me was no longer in a vegetative state. I quickly checked my soul. As expected, I couldn't feel any sense of disharmony from the other consciousness. Icetis had completely left my soul. The tomboy in front of me with one hand covering her chest was the fully recovered Icetis!
"I don't know what happened. Anyway, I went back to my own body when I woke up," Icetis scratched her head in confusion. Then, she flashed a bright smile. "But no matter what, it's good to be back to my original body. I almost forgot what touch is."
I maintained my head-down position and used my hands to support myself. "Recovery is recovery. Why did you kick me?"
"Oh, I was shocked to see a man lying next to me when I opened my eyes. I have low blood pressure when I wake up."
"… You are a Protoss. How can you have low blood pressure?"
"Shh." Icetis suddenly raised her index finger to make a shushing gesture. Then, she pointed at the bed. "They haven't woken up yet. You can continue if you aren't afraid of waking up your sister."
I blinked. It was only then that I recalled the 'four of us in the same room' that wasn't erotic at all. I found it unbelievable. There was such a huge commotion earlier. It's fine if Shallow Shallow didn't wake up, but why didn't Sandora, who has such sharp senses, wake up either?
Of course, I wasn't interested in delving deeper into this problem. I got up from the floor curiously and walked to the bed carefully to wake the two ladies up. In the end, I couldn't hold myself back the moment I got closer. The two enchanting ladies were hugging each other on the bed. It was a scene of blooming lilies. Shallow Shallow was using one of Sandora's arms as a pillow while Sandora's hand was resting on Shallow Shallow's chest. Their pajamas were a little messy. Although it wasn't to the extent that they were completely exposed, it was enough to make one's imagination run wild. I could imagine that Shallow Shallow's brutal sleeping posture had played a decisive role.
I gaped at them for a while before Icetis came over and handed me a video camera. "I know you need this …"
Just as I subconsciously took the camera, Sandora and Shallow Shallow woke up at the same time …
It took me five minutes to explain the sinful video camera in my hand and push all the blame onto Icetis. After that, Sandora finally noticed that Icetis had come back to life. The two of them greeted each other in a friendly manner. Then, as expected, they started fighting. Icetis still remembered who was the one who took the initiative to harm her body. The female pervert was a woman of her word. The first thing she did when she came back to life was to seek revenge on Sandora.
I quickly pulled Shallow Shallow out of the battle zone. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed my clothes and tidied myself up. Then, I let out a relaxed sigh. After so many days, I finally separated from that female pervert. You can imagine how much pressure I've been under!
Also, the lively female pervert had finally recovered. My familiar daily life was back on track. I felt that the whole world had brightened up.
Soon, Sandora and Icetis appeared in front of us after tidying themselves up. By then, everyone in the house had woken up. Sis Bing, who had finally recovered from her brain damage, walked down the stairs. She waved at every primate in the living room like a national leader who had just gotten off a plane. Sandora and I walked behind her. We shook our heads as we watched, "Look at how cocky she is!"
Icetis's successful resurrection made the house lively again. Actually, we often got lively for some strange reasons. Sometimes, it was to celebrate the national football team's goal, sometimes, it was to celebrate the national football team's failure to score a goal, sometimes, it was to celebrate the egg discount, sometimes, it was to celebrate the egg discount yesterday. Since we had an unusually large family, we had all kinds of family members. These guys always found a reason to cause a commotion. This time, Big Sister's successful resurrection gave the five Protoss Cops ample reason to celebrate. Elson suggested to sweep Er Li Qiao and the other Gods agreed.
Unfortunately, these Gods had been influenced by the special atmosphere of the First Family for such a long time. They had been tempered to the point where they only had this bit of ambition left.
However, I didn't have the time to join in the fun because I still had work to do. After wandering outside for a few days, it was time to go to the Shadow City to take a look. Tawil's new spaceship was still waiting to be inspected.
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