During the meal, Icetis sat next to me. Of course, I was referring to her body that was in a soulless state. Sis Bing herself was still stuck in my soul. I could tell that Icetis was full of resentment towards her current state. Her usual hobbies were eating, drinking and playing. Now, all four of her hobbies were gone. Moreover, the current situation was that the first hobbies, 'eating', was no longer feasible. Is there anything sadder than a family enjoying a feast while you just watch from the sidelines? That was, you could only watch yourself and your family eating a feast. Those who couldn't finish the sentence could go back and try to figure out a formula.
"Speaking of which, what's the point of you sitting next to me?" I discussed with Icetis in my soul. "Why don't I help your body back to rest? You might be able to go back after your body sleeps … "
The reason why I said that was mainly because the expressionless Sis Bing sitting next to me gave me too much pressure. I missed the active version of Icetis who was holding a chicken drumstick in my hand and arguing with Shallow Shallow about which was rounder between Earth and Mars!
"I can't eat, but I can't look?" Icetis was angry. "I will just take it as smelling it!"
"What can you smell now?" I couldn't help but mutter. "You are currently a pure soul …"
Sandora looked at me and then at Icetis (body). Suddenly, she picked up a piece of meat from the bowl and stuffed it into the latter's mouth. "Mm, eat it."
The body in the soulless state had basic mobility and a faint consciousness. Hence, she chewed subconsciously. I could hear Icetis swallowing her saliva in my head. (How can a soul make such a sound?) I could also hear her exasperated voice. "What's the use of this? I can't feel it at all! Chen, eat an extra bowl of rice later. Take it as eating it for me! "
I wanted to ask what was the point of that, but I was afraid that she would sing some weird songs to torment me. Thus, I kept my mouth shut and watched as Sandora stuffed pepper and napkins into Icetis (body)'s mouth with a mischievous smile.
Icetis had already entered a state of emotionlessness. She acted like she didn't see Sandora's actions. She didn't feel anything anyway.
The messy dinner finally came to an end. Dozens of Three-Inch Nails expressed their satisfaction with the food. the scene of them circling around a bowl of soup to find a ladder left a deep impression, especially when Paige fell in. God knows how much they spoiled because of that. The dozens of little guys were to spend the night here (The ones that Jingle brought out should be in the temple and wouldn't come back). I thought for a long time on how to arrange rooms and beds for them. Jingle was used to sleep at night under the lampshade on my bedside. However, I didn't have that many lamps at home …
This was a group of troublesome guests. Although they weren't big, their numbers were a big problem.
Just as I was having a headache, the silly nine-tailed fox swayed its tail and walked in front of me. This guy appeared at the right time. I instantly thought of a ton of good ideas.
Master Fox Immortal's six senses were sharp. As soon as my eyes changed, she quivered. The fur on her ears stood up, and even her tail straightened. She looked like a rake that had turned into a spirit.
"Fox, come here." I waved at Fox Celestial. The fox moved closer step by step and stopped at a safe distance of three meters. "What are you doing? I told you in advance that you can't be a pillow for Xiaoxue and you can't grab the fur on my tail. It's winter and I just changed into thick fur to keep you warm. If you want a new scarf, I can make it for you next spring …"
Fox was currently shedding her fur. Even though she had been an immortal for thousands of years, she still maintained many of the habits of wild animals, such as shedding her fur in winter. Nowadays, the Immortal Fox's furry tail is more attractive than ever, especially to Xiaoxue, the naughty brat who has been hugging her tail to sleep since she was young. The unlucky fox has already been tormented to the point of developing a psychological shadow. Two days ago, I even saw her wrapping up her entire tail with a scarf — — Perhaps it was because she was too bored that she didn't do it again.
I looked forward to Fox's promise of a new scarf for next spring. Afterwards, I affectionately pinched her furry ears and turned my head to call out to the ten Three-Inch Nails, "You guys can sleep in her tail tonight. Ding Dang has slept in it before and I heard that it's very comfortable. I reckon that one tail can sleep at least seven or eight people … "
"Hey, wait!" Fox finally reacted. She turned her head to hide. "You can't do this. I haven't agreed yet …"
Before she could finish, the kids cheered and pounced on her. The Three-inch Nails often moved in groups, so they were naturally cooperative. In just a blink of an eye, they had arranged their sleeping spots. A green light flashed in front of my eyes, and all the little beans disappeared into the thick, golden fur. Fox Celestial's muscles tightened. Her expression was stiff as she let out a long "Ah!"
"It's so ticklish …" The fox girl suddenly burst into a silly smile. Then, she fainted with a strange red face.
"I'm going to take a shower and sleep early today." I carried Fox to her room and settled her down. After I returned, I informed my family and was about to head to the bathroom. Before my foot even touched the ground, I heard a whistling sound in my ear. Sandora rushed over and pulled my arm. "No!"
"Ah?" I looked at her in surprise. Then, I understood what was going on.
"Icetis is still in your body! She is different from Alaya. She is using your first-person perspective! "
I felt a chill run down my spine. Even Icetis, who was stuck in my soul, seemed to be attacked by the chill. The female pervert muttered, "Damn … Sandora, you are so dirty after getting married …"
"Then what should I do?" In that instant, I didn't just think about taking a shower. At this moment, I finally understood what it meant to fuse with a female. It meant that there was a girl peeping at you from the side no matter what you did!
Fortunately, I didn't need to go to the toilet after I completely transformed into a Void Creature. Otherwise, it would be hard for me to imagine what it would be like after fusing with Icetis for three days. If I was optimistic, I reckon that Sandora would have swallowed me whole by then.
"Anyway, bathing is just a habit. You don't get dirty anymore." Sandora said while biting her lips. Standing behind her was Shallow Shallow who heard the commotion and rushed over to join in the fun. The latter was still a little confused about the situation and only knew how to smile foolishly at me.
"What about sleeping?" I started to list out the situations that came to my mind.
"Sleep with your clothes on." Sandora said resolutely. Shallow Shallow nodded her head in agreement. Even though she didn't understand what we were talking about.
"What about when you change your clothes?"
"Close your eyes. If you find it troublesome, I can help you change."
"What about the underwear …"
"We are husband and wife." Sandora turned her face away. "I know even when you are naked …"
Icetis definitely didn't think so much about it. Every sentence that I said would cause her to wail in our mental connection. In the end, there was only one sentence left. "I am innocent for my entire life. I am innocent for my entire life. I am innocent for my entire life …"
Actually, I felt that Sandora was lying to herself when she said the words' close your eyes'. That was because Icetis's current state wasn't as simple as having a 'first-person perspective'. She was basically in the same body as me. Right now, our souls were symbiotic. Other than the fact that we couldn't completely share our senses, you could say that Icetis was already half the owner of this body of mine. It was just that she didn't have control over it.
It would have been fine if I didn't think about it. But thinking about it, it gave me goosebumps. It was terrifying to think about it!
Shallow Shallow finally understood what was going on. This lady was looking at me with an extremely dangerous gaze. She was a little simple-minded, but it wasn't to the extent where she didn't have any intentions at all. On the other hand, I could only reply with a frank, honest, and innocent smile. I was in an unprecedented state of misfortune. Say, I didn't even do anything and there was already a suspicion of me having an affair …
"Forget it, let's just bear with it." I let out a long sigh. I felt that life was indeed full of ups and downs. "Let's hurry up and finish what we have on hand so that we can make a trip to the God Realm. It isn't good for Icetis to be stuck like this. How did I end up in such a lousy situation like losing control of my Divine Arts?"
Bored to death, I returned to my room. I found that little Goth doll lying on the bed reading a book. Due to her body size, she had a habit of spreading the book open and lying on top of it when she was reading. I looked at this young lady who resembled a mini version of Icetis. Then, I thought about Icetis who was stuck with me. I couldn't control the words' family of three 'no matter what …
"What's wrong? Your gaze is so weird. "The doll girl propped herself up. Her ruby-like eyes were filled with confusion.
"It's nothing. The three of us will sleep together tonight." I sighed and walked over. I picked up the doll and rubbed it against my face. She no longer resisted this standard father-daughter level of intimacy. However, she still hated it when I poked her with my stubble. Thus, she squirmed around uncomfortably.
"Why are there three of us?" The doll girl propped up my chin. "Oh, right. I heard that Sister Bing is stuck with you."
Actually, she should have called Icetis Auntie. However, the female pervert strictly forbade anyone from calling her 'Auntie'. Furthermore, the way they addressed each other in the family was a mess. There was no seniority. (The vertical age difference could easily be a few hundred million years. Who would dare to study seniority?). Thus, she sometimes addressed me that way. Of course, it was only when she was in a good mood. If she was in a bad mood, this bad-tempered doll would call everyone by their name, including her father.
After a while, I lay on the bed in a daze, thinking about whether it was an ethical problem or a social problem for me to be stuck in the same body as a female gangster. The little doll did not want to sleep on the bed today, so she climbed into her box early. Usually, she would be happy to be hugged like a normal doll to sleep, but today, there was Bindis, so the little guy might have some kind of psychological awkwardness.
Just then, I heard some mumbling outside the door. It sounded like someone was discussing something outside the room. Just as I was trying to figure out whose voice it was, the door was pushed open. Sandora and Shallow Shallow appeared at the door in their pajamas, hugging a pillow.
"The two of you are …" I was stunned. Sandora strode over and threw a pillow on my bed. "We are here to supervise you. We met Shallow Shallow at the door. She had the same idea as me."
Shallow Shallow nodded with a serious expression. I scratched my head, feeling that something was wrong. "Speaking of which, there shouldn't be a need for this. Icetis is stuck with me on the spiritual level. It's not like we can have any physical contact. What difference would it make if you guys were to supervise me or not?"
Bryndis also nodded in agreement in the mental connection.
"Nonsense. Of course, I know that." Sandora pouted. She and Shallow Shallow assigned who would sleep on the left and who would sleep on the right. It was obvious that they had formed a strong united front. "But this is a psychological problem. Knowing that you are in close contact with the most ridiculous woman in history, even if it's not physical contact, makes me feel uneasy. I feel much more at ease here."
I was speechless. I watched as Sandora and Shallow Shallow decided on the division of territory in the blink of an eye. I had no say in the entire process. Under the thin pajamas, the two girls' beautiful figures made it hard for me to look away. But I could only repeat the Cleansing Heart Incantation in my mind. It wasn't easy at first. But when I remembered that there was a female pervert watching everything from a first-person perspective, I didn't have any other thoughts left …
At this moment, I could only be thankful that Lin Xue came home every day. Otherwise, it would have been a very lively night!
I had been intimate with Sandora and the others for a long time. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be awkward to be 'honest' with each other. But for some reason, I felt uncomfortable no matter how I thought about it. Lying on the bed with my eyes wide open, I felt more and more energetic. Could this be considered a blessing for me? It shouldn't be a problem to put it that way. There was nothing more reassuring than being with one's lover. But that weird feeling kept coming out. In the end, Shallow Shallow suddenly muttered something that finally made me realize something. "Ah Jun, do you think adding Icetis counts as four …"
I shivered. "Shallow Shallow, don't be like this. We agreed that it would be all ages …"
Icetis was stunned for a moment. Then, she suddenly reacted and screamed in agony. "F * ck! You can't do this! I want to go out. Let me go out! I've been pure for so many years. Don't be so arrogant the moment you show up! F * ck, you adulterous couple. Don't toy with my maiden heart — — "
"You bastard who interferes with other people's marital life, shut up." Sandora gritted her teeth and said through the mental connection.
Looks like I won't be able to have a peaceful night …
The next morning, I woke up with two koalas hanging from my body. I felt exhausted both physically and mentally. The miraculous thing was that I didn't hear Icetis's movements at all. As the main culprit, she could sleep peacefully. As a soul attached to me, this female hoodlum could freely choose her own biological clock. She could sleep and wake up as she pleased. Coupled with her unruly and willful personality, she was an audio bomb that ignored the will of the host. Fortunately, my biological clock wasn't too different from hers. If our schedules were reversed, I would probably be annoyed to death by her.
"Morning, Ah Jun." Shallow Shallow and Sandora woke up at about the same time. At this moment, I could see the difference in their personalities. Shallow Shallow still retained a bit of a normal person's worldview, so she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. On the other hand, Sandora, who didn't have any earthling's mindset, didn't care about waking up early at all. She stretched her body and said, "Ah Jun, I'm hungry."
I went to the windowsill and carried the little doll out from the box. I pushed this muddle-headed little girl to the sink to brush her teeth, wash her face, comb her hair, and put on her clothes. Throughout the entire process, the latter maintained a state of closed eyes and snored, completely defenseless. I have to say that dolls can also be spoiled. Right now, this rather hot-tempered fellow should be drowning in the ocean of fatherly love. Occasionally, she would flop a little because she refused to call me daddy.
After breakfast, Icetis still hadn't woken up, which saved me a lot of trouble. For example, I didn't have to eat an extra bite every time to express my desire to 'share' with the second soul in my body. Then, as per my daily habit, I would go to the Shadow City to see if there were any official matters that needed to be handled.
I would go to work at a fixed time, and work at a fixed time. Day after day, unless I needed to personally go to war, I would spend every day like this. Being a diligent Emperor wasn't much different from being an office worker. If I had to point out the difference, it would be that you didn't need to lead tens of millions of troops to fight against other people every few days. But to be an Emperor, I needed to tie my and many other people's heads on my belt … I definitely had a very long belt.
"You don't look well." A vigorous and powerful male voice interrupted my thoughts. I lifted my head and saw a tower-like figure standing in front of me. He was dressed in a meticulous military uniform and had a steel-like body. He also had a slightly gloomy and solemn face. Halland? Levalette, it's been a few days since we last met.
"Halland." I waved my hand weakly. "I'm fine. I've encountered a little trouble in my personal life. What's the matter with you?"
I knew that Halland was currently preparing for the Abyss Independent Regiment. He was a workaholic and he had the authority to act independently as an Emperor. So, he usually didn't have much time to chat with me. Usually, he would only appear like this when there was something important.
I thought that he was going to talk about the Abyss Schilling. After all, that was the boss that he had once been loyal to. However, Halland didn't seem to have much interest in his old leader. He brought up another matter. "It's about building a complete production line for the Abyss Fleet. Because we want to increase the number of Abyss units in the Empire, I wanted to discuss it with you. I'll make it clear in advance that this may cause panic among the ordinary races. But in the long run, this is necessary."
I immediately perked up and sat up straight. "The production line for the Abyss Fleet? You have a complete industrial machine and Schilling mainframe? Don't tell me that you want to build an Abyss Generator in the Empire? "
"I do have a complete set of industrial facilities." Halland nodded with a serious expression. "However, building an Abyss Fleet doesn't require the construction of an additional Abyss Generator. Regarding those contaminated and transformed Empire facilities, there are some things that you might not be aware of …"
After that, Halland began to tell me some secrets about the Fallen Apostle that even Tawil hadn't discovered.
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