When Xiaoxue and I returned home, we saw a spectacular scene. A golden-furred, white-faced fox that was twice the size of a private car was running around the big tree in the middle of the yard as if she was having a stroke. Sand, stones, and grass flew everywhere. This fox weighed at least a ton. When she ran like that, it felt like there was a mini earthquake. Beside the fox were piles of clay tablets of all sizes. There were even pottery shards in the middle. At first glance, it looked like she had just demolished someone's house.
"Fox!" I was stunned by the foul scene in front of me. Then, I called out loudly. If it was in the past, no matter how crazy that idiot was, she would definitely stop to look at the situation when I called out to her. But this time, she turned a deaf ear to me and continued to run around the tree. The grass in the yard was trampled into a mess by her. Even if these plants were divine creations that were soaked in Jingle's divinity, their recovery speed could not keep up with the fox's pace. The grass and soil that were blown up were scattered everywhere in the yard. At this time, I could no longer see the cement floor in front of the door.
Just when I was confused, the door behind me was pushed open. My sister walked out while wiping her hands on her apron. It seemed like she was here to check on the fox's condition. I immediately grabbed my sister's arm as if I had seen my savior. "This lady's rabies has been dormant for thousands of years. Has it finally flared up?" After asking, I thought: I don't know how to treat a creature of the nine-tailed fox's level after being infected with rabies. It probably won't work even if I soak her in a potion.
"She ate the wrong thing." My sister helplessly looked at the giant fox that had no intention of stopping. The soil under the fox's feet was dropping at a speed visible to the naked eye. Without the protection of the divine grass, the soil couldn't withstand her torment. Optimistically, she would be buried in the trench that she dug herself in in ten minutes. "She didn't fail her mission. She went to Iraq and dug up at least half a ton of clay tablets. In the end, she was probably a little too happy and carried herself away. She slipped into the kitchen and drank a pot of soup that had just been stewed …"
I blinked. "Soup? Didn't she just drink a pot of soup? Did Sandora cook it early in the morning? "
The older sister shrugged. "No, the one in the pot is Jingle." Then, I saw Jingle poke half of her head out of her big sister's apron pocket. She greeted me in a muffled voice, "Ah Jun, Jingle won't shower in the kitchen anymore, okay?"
"… …" I feel like the main person responsible for this incident is the fox herself. She's been living at home for so long, yet she still doesn't know that the kitchen is a dangerous place with crouching tigers and hidden dragons? Fortunately, she only drank some Jingle's soup this time. If it was the day when Sandora cooked, she might have already gone to the Grand Temple to lie down and wait for her resurrection.
"When will Big Sister Fox stop?" Xiaoxue was a little worried as she looked at the fox, who was still running madly with only half of his body exposed. The fox had already ground down more than a meter. Around the big tree in the yard, there was a circular trench with a diameter of more than ten meters. When it was filled with water, it would definitely be like a moat. Xiaoxue was brought up by the fox. This naughty child was very concerned about her fox sister.
"I don't know." A voice came from above. I looked up and saw Icetis spreading her wings and slowly descending from the sky. It seemed like she had been hanging on the roof to dry her wings. My perspective was quite subtle. In a third party's view, Icetis was descending from above. I was looking up from below. This was definitely a good position to get some benefits. But in reality, I couldn't see anything. Goddesses who wear skirts and have long wings to fly all year round all have their own Holy Light Protection. Since elementary school, they have one more class than the Prince Charming: How to defend oneself when flying. Their first skill is either Holy Light Protection or Shadow Protection. Icetis is a light elemental. Why am I sighing?
"If an ordinary person were to drink that thing, they would probably run until they die of exhaustion. Or they might even be burnt to a human torch on the spot. But this little girl is much stronger than ordinary people. Probably … the excitement will pass after running for a while." Icetis shielded her eyes with her hand as she looked at the fox whose tail was still above the ground. Her tone was a little emotional. "There are tons of new things happening in your house every day. Originally, I thought it was rare enough to use a goddess to stew soup. I didn't expect to meet another one who was holding a pot of soup and seeking death."
As soon as I said that, Icetis seemed to recall something. She came up and gave me a bear hug. "Did the scenery when you looked up just now look good?"
I thought that my 1.85m height was already quite stalwart. But in front of Icetis's fierce signature bear hug, I was unable to resist at all. (The main reason is that if I resisted, I might touch something that I shouldn't touch. Otherwise, she would complain to her family for an entire day.) I could only struggle to explain, "That was a conditioned reflex. Also, I couldn't see anything. Don't you know that?!"
Icetis's grip became tighter and tighter. At the same time, her mouth was not idle either. "Stop talking nonsense. At least you can see my thighs. I am a high-tier goddess, yet you look at me and touch me all day long. Do you have a problem with that?"
I wanted to explain, but I was already speechless. In the end, the female pervert let go after she had enough. She even pushed the 36E on her chest. "Hey, don't you think it's a little deformed? It seems like I used too much strength just now … "
If I were to reply to her at this moment, I would definitely be an idiot. Thus, I turned my head and changed the topic. You don't say, other than the fox who only had a tuft of golden fur on the tip of its tail, there was indeed a good topic to talk about: the pile of mud tablets.
"Where's Jill?" I stuck my head out to look around the living room. I didn't see my mother's flickering figure. "Shouldn't she be translating the mud tablets? Where did she go to play at this time? There are so many things in the courtyard. What if the fox breaks them? "
"Don't worry. I have blessed the mud tablets. They won't break." Icetis waved her hand. "As for that simple-minded Divine Servant, there was still a third of the soup left after your fox drank it. She drank the rest of the Jingle soup …"
I was shocked when I heard that. Something big was about to happen. A fox had already dug out a trench in the courtyard. Furthermore, the nanny king was a demigod. What if she tore down the house? I was about to rush into the house to suppress Ji Shanshan, who might have gone berserk. However, I was stopped by Icetis. "Don't rush. She is fine. Furthermore, she is waiting for her divine skill to be completed."
After Icetis explained, I understood what was going on. It was because Ji Shanshan was a warrior of Jingle's Temple.
Maybe it was because she had been a nanny for too long. Sometimes, I would forget that she was Jingle's Divine Servant. Now that Icetis reminded me, I suddenly understood. She was different from the fox. The latter was a foreign creature and couldn't withstand the direct infusion of the Goddess of Life's divine power. Ji Shanshan was a spiritual creature that had been transformed by Jingle's divine power. In other words, she was another form of the Goddess's power. Jingle's soup didn't conflict with her at all. After drinking the divine soup, she had received the highest level of blessing that a Divine Servant could receive. In Icetis's words, she was currently sorting out the new power in her body and waiting for her divine skill to be completed.
After waiting for a few minutes, the arrogant Nanny King appeared unscathed. Furthermore, she flew down from the sky. It seemed that she wanted to show off after her divine skill was completed. Ji Shanshan's entire body was surrounded by divine power. She had a silly red cloth draped over her back. As she slowly descended from the sky, she shouted, "Haha! This Nanny's divine skill has been completed. I am now invincible! "
Then, this invincible fellow was smashed down by my Jingle Ball.
"Where are the clay tablets?" I pressed down on the Nanny King who was charging at me like an angry bull. "Also, whose bedsheet are you draped with?"
"Let go of this Nanny! You're such a rude person! " The Nanny King slapped my hand away. "This Nanny King is wearing a battle robe that I would only wear when I was hunting ferocious beasts or returning from war. Does your family's bedsheet have anything on it?"
Then, she tidied up her battle robe. She was arrogant as though she was the owner of the house. But no matter what, she finally remembered what she was here for. "Are you talking about those clay tablets? The one in my hand is almost finished. It is confirmed to be the first clay tablet. It tells the story of a God who came from afar and passed by a Sumeer city. The God called himself 'Xin'. He said that he was traveling and told the Sumeer people many strange things. He didn't finish the latter part. It seems that the Sumeer people didn't understand the knowledge that the God told them. Hence, they treated it as a fairy tale from the Divine Kingdom and recorded it down. "
I chuckled and pointed at the pile of clay tablets in the courtyard. "Look, you can continue your work now."
Ji Shanshan looked up and turned to run. "I'm not doing this anymore! Is this how humans do things?! "
Icetis extended her hand and grabbed the cloak that hindered her (although she claimed that it was a battle robe). She pulled her mother over and hugged her to her chest. "Stop talking nonsense. You have to finish what you started. To think that you call yourself a King."
Icetis's bear hug was so powerful that Ji Shanshan, who was less than 1.5 meters tall, was like a child in Icetis' embrace. When she landed on the ground, Ji Shanshan's eyes were staring blankly. She took ten seconds to focus and looked at Icetis' chest with resentment. "So what if it's big? I only died a few years earlier back then …"
Then, this flat-chested girl who had been a washboard for sixty centuries because she had died a few years earlier obediently went to study those clay tablets. To be honest, I really sympathized with her. Just look at the amount of work she had to do. With the help of the Empire's experts, Fox was able to dig up at least a ton of clay tablets. Perhaps they were originally arranged in order, but Fox didn't think too much about it. She just threw all the tablets on the ground and left them in a messy pile. Now, Ji Shanshan had to find six clay tablets that were related to the context. If possible, she had to search through the rest of the clay tablets. Because we weren't sure if there would be more clues about the God 'Xin' in the remaining clay tablets. According to Xiaoxue's premonition, we had to find out the truth about the God recorded on the clay tablets. Optimistically, Ji Shanshan would probably suffer from cuneiform phobia. From then on, her Uruk City would be a haunting nightmare.
While Ji Shanshan was muttering to herself as she squatted on the ground and began to sort out the clay plates, I was bored and decided to see how long the fox planned to run in circles. Under her running, the trench in the middle of the courtyard had become extremely deep. I couldn't even see her figure anymore. A few minutes ago, I could still see a tuft of golden fur on the tip of the fox's tail occasionally jumping up. But now, I could only hear the rumbling of her running from deep underground. Occasionally, a large amount of soil would be thrown up from the trench. Anweina had no choice but to circle around the trench and collect the soil that had been dug up into her dimensional pocket. Otherwise, no one would be able to stand here …
"Looks like she dug quite deep." Xiaoxue moved closer to the circular trench and picked up a piece of stone that had just been thrown up. "Dad, look, basalt …"
"… F * ck."
"Dad, look, granite."
"… F * ck!"
"Dad, look, there's coal …"
My whole family was in that trench … no, strictly speaking, that thing was already a shaft. My whole family was stunned by the side of the shaft, listening to the continuous rumbling sound coming from the depths of the earth. The fox down there was a cute one who idled around all day at home, but she was really a model example of a quiet person who amazed the world with a single brilliant feat. When the hell was she going to stop?
The big tree in the middle of the courtyard was already swaying. Because the fox was running in circles around it, it directly caused the tree to be planted at the top of an unstable vertical pillar. It would have been fine if it was just left there, but there was a 100,000 horsepower fox at the bottom of the pillar that was constantly scratching the wall. I thought that maybe the pillar in the middle of the shaft would collapse in the next second. Then, we would have to spend a lot of effort to dig the fox out from the coal layer.
But at this moment, the faint sound of footsteps coming from underground suddenly stopped.
It seemed that the fox had caused enough trouble and had finally recovered from her convulsive state of eating something wrong. Sure enough, after a while, I heard a whistling wind coming from the shaft. It sounded as if a giant creature was approaching us. Then, a big, black, furry ball jumped out of the shaft and started to flick its fur. Seeing the stupid fox at home once again made me dumbfounded. I clearly remembered that when she jumped down, she was a beautiful golden nine-tailed fox. But after the underground baptism, she now looked like she had cultivated for a thousand years in Ethiopia. Only her eyes and fangs were still white.
Feeling a lot of dirty things on her body, the fox subconsciously shook all her fur. We hurriedly retreated a few steps in unison. Well, if we reacted any slower, our whole family would be like her.
"Are you done messing around?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I looked at the fox, whose eyes were painted with mosquito coil circles. The fox swayed on the spot twice, then nodded in the direction of the porch pillar, her mouth making a whining sound.
"She fainted," the elder sister judged.
"She really fainted," everyone said in unison.
The fox shook her head and nodded again at the big flower pot next to her …
Then, she returned to her human form. Her whole body was dirty as if she had just been fished out of coal ash (although she had indeed just come out of coal ash). She dizzily hit the door frame for a long time, then waved at the window next to her. "Sister Chen Qian, I want to take a bath."
The elder sister took the fox, who couldn't see where she was going, to take a bath, leaving us to look at each other next to the shaft. Then, we began to discuss how to deal with this thing that had a very nonsensical cause and effect. At this moment, Visca suddenly pulled my sleeve and said, "Brother, listen. There's a sound down there."
I listened, and sure enough, there was a roaring sound coming from the shaft. It sounded like something was about to surge out. The group of us curiously moved closer to take a look, then ran back in unison. In the next second, a water column mixed with mud, coal ash and sand shot out from the shaft. That idiot had opened up the underground water!!!
Fortunately, everyone reacted fast enough to avoid getting sprayed all over by the rich water column. After we ran out of the range of the water column, Icetis turned her head and casually threw a [Arctic Storm], freezing the underground water which had just shot up to a height of two meters into an iceberg. Then, the excited Shallow Shallow began to discuss with me excitedly, "Ah Jun, let's build a fountain?"
I looked at Shallow Shallow, dumbfounded. What was she thinking in those 0.5 seconds?!
At this moment, everyone suddenly heard the flapping sound of wings coming from the sky. Looking up, we saw two huge crows flying into the courtyard. These two crows weren't outsiders, they were Medivh's biological parents. Although they didn't become Gods, they had obtained the body of a demigod under the information disturbance of the Void Creature. Because they still maintained their original appearance and living habits, this pair of highly intelligent crows didn't accept our family's suggestion to move into the house to live with their daughter. Instead, they continued to perch on the big tree in the middle of the courtyard, living a blissful life where they didn't think about anything else and flew around the stratosphere. Just now, Fox was too noisy, I almost forgot that there were two special residents in our house. Now that I think about it, it's fortunate that Fox didn't topple the tree. Otherwise, if the Crow God and Nine-Tailed Demon Fox were to fight, we wouldn't have to do anything for the rest of the day.
This pair of crows circled in the air a few times, looking down at the messy courtyard that looked like a quarry. Finally, they confirmed that this was their house. They created a shadowy platform in the air and landed steadily on it. At the same time, they looked at me with inquiring eyes.
I scratched my head, "… There was a small problem. Fox ate something bad, so he dug a hole in the courtyard that leads directly to the underground river."
The two crows expressed their understanding, then checked their giant nest. The nest that was fixed to the top of the tree using divine power was still there. So, the two crows nodded in satisfaction and began to study the underground fountain that had been frozen into an ice sculpture. They started to rub their beaks on the ice. They didn't seem to have any objections to the ring-shaped shaft under their house, instead, they were interested in the underground water.
"So, Ah Jun," Shallow Shallow tugged on my sleeve again, "Let's build a fountain?"
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