"Blockhead, I'm afraid you won't be able to return from that world for now."
Miss Lin's voice suddenly rang out, causing Sandora and I, who were about to pack up and go home to eat, to be stunned. The queen on the side started to grind her teeth, as if she was going to fight you if you didn't give me a reason to stop me from going home to eat. I patted Sandora's shoulder and asked Lin Xue: "What's going on?"
"Intuition." Miss's reply was straightforward, but it was a pity that the two words that didn't reveal any information at all made Sandora and I have thousands of question marks in our stomachs — — Miss's intuition isn't a normal intuition, if we dare to ignore it, we will be in big trouble. But with just these two words, does this chick not plan on giving us any more explanation?
"If I have to say it, it's because I feel that there's a deeper reason why you were sent there, and Tawil thinks so too." I wasn't sure if it was an illusion, but I could hear that Miss's voice was a bit sullen, and she didn't seem to be in a good mood, "I haven't figured it out yet, but my intuition is telling me that it's better for you to stay in that world and not leave. Maybe something important will happen … Ah, I'm so annoyed …"
"What's wrong?" I knew that Miss wouldn't be able to explain her intuition in a short amount of time, so I changed the topic and asked her about her current state — — no matter how I heard it, this chick seemed a bit anxious.
"What else?!" Lin Xue said angrily, "I laid in the coffin for half an hour! I laid there for half an hour! In the end, when I saw that the system was about to finish adjusting, I suddenly had a bad premonition. I actually realized that I laid in the coffin for half an hour for nothing. When I got home, I actually found you chatting with Monina! What the hell, why did I lie in that traumatizing thing for such a long time!? Why did you guys only realize that it was 123's territory now? What were you doing earlier? Why doesn't 123 know what happened in his world? Where did he go? How did you guys end up in the Protoss's territory? With such a large deviation, what happened to the coordinates you calculated before leaving! Why is it so messy from start to finish?! "
Her voice sounded like she was about to go crazy. Towards the end, I suspected that she would suddenly jump out from behind Mo Nina's statue and shoot me in the face with a Vulcan cannon. However, after listening to Lin Xue's continuous complaints, I slowly revealed a smile: I didn't feel the slightest bit frustrated. This was because the lass's long-winded chatter could not conceal the sense of relief she felt after her heart finally calmed down. After being with Lin Xue for such a long time, he more or less understood her personality. Although she usually appeared to be a rather carefree and fearless person, in fact, there were times when she was just an ordinary girl who would be frightened. It was just that every time this happened, she would complain in exasperation and act like she was going crazy to cover it up. Only the people closest to her would notice that it was actually a kitten that had just recovered from a fright and was waving its claws to cover its puffed up fur.
"Hey, did you laugh just now? You must be laughing secretly right?"
Miss's dissatisfied voice sounded almost at the same time I smiled. I could only shrug and exchange a helpless glance with Sandora: That chick's "eyes" are too sharp. Even if I held my breath and didn't make a sound, she could still detect the movement of even a strand of hair on my side. Now that the two worlds have established a connection through the Protoss's special line, I can basically confirm that I'm once again under the watchful eye of a certain prophet.
But … it doesn't seem bad.
Right at this moment, another energetic voice interrupted abruptly, instantly drowning out Lin Xue's voice, "You've contacted him? You really got in touch?! Let me talk, let me talk! Ah Jun, Ah Jun, it's me, did you hear me? "
"Shallow Shallow … Don't be so excited like a naughty child who is making a phone call for the first time, okay?" I leaned against Sandora and looked at the sparkling statue of Monina. At the same time, I could hear Shallow Shallow's chattering voice coming from the direction of the statue. This feeling was really interesting. "Now that you can hear my voice, are you relieved?"
"Relax, relax." Shallow Shallow's voice sounded elated. From the movements, it seemed that a large group of people had appeared beside her — I reckon that the family members should have been attracted to the kitchen by now. "Actually, I thought that Ah Jun would be fine. You are so powerful, aren't you? Sandora is quite powerful too — Oh right, Sandora is here too? Is she okay? "
"It's just a lost voyage, not a war. What can happen to her?" Sandora smiled faintly and replied in a gentle tone that she would only use in front of family members. Then, I heard Shallow Shallow mumble, "Oh, that's great … The two of them went on their honeymoon just like that …"
I: "…" This chick's ability to change her mind is really refreshing.
After that, I heard my elder sister's voice, reminding me to take care of myself when I was out. It was Pandora's voice. After she called out "Brother", Visca seemed to have snatched the microphone away from her and didn't speak again. Visca chattered for a long time, the core of which was how he had organized a fleet to search for her but was suppressed by his elder sister. Little Crow also joined in the commotion and cawed randomly. This was the first time she was making a phone call. Liliana was also quite lively. When she heard that we had arrived in a world of [Faith 123], she eagerly expressed that she wanted to come over and take a look. Then, there was Jingle. The little one was so carefree. When Sandora and I went missing, she was still asleep. Now that she had just woken up, she had no idea what had happened. Then, there was Uncle Kenser who had just returned from the outside. "It's great that we've regained contact." Lin's weak greeting — she also expressed her sincere apologies for breaking the last broom in the house …
In the end, I finally heard a voice that seemed to have a special presence in the current situation. It was the heartfelt voice of a certain masochist and sis-con. "Hey! What is everyone doing? Let me go over, let me … Eh, Mo Nina, why is your face so ugly? Why am I … Eh, what's going on, what's going on? My sister has gone crazy … "
There was a commotion on the other side. It was because Monina had turned on the speakerphone. (Speaking of which, is it really okay to use this word on the God's prayer processing system?). The scene of Elson being hunted down by his sister was basically a live broadcast. Although I couldn't see the scene, I could imagine the scene of the unlucky guy running around the house with his head in his hands. This kind of scene was basically first broadcast every Friday night and repeated every Saturday morning. There were also trailers and highlights throughout the week. It was almost a daily routine for the siblings, 123 and Monina.
"I think 123 is quite unlucky this time." Sandora shrugged. She said some words of sympathy but her tone was flat. "Actually, he didn't do anything wrong. He just dropped the ball at a crucial moment …"
"Too heartless." I followed up Sandora. "If it was someone with normal intelligence, they would have thought of something when Eva prayed for the first time." Then, I suddenly thought of something and shouted towards the direction of the statue, "Eh, Monina, who can talk to Monina? What if she breaks the things in the house? "
Icetis replied with a loud voice, "It's fine, it's fine. I blessed the things in the house. They won't break."
I nodded. "Oh, that's good."
123's tragic voice drifted over. "So, as long as the furniture is not broken, I can destroy it? Eh? Why does this voice sound so familiar? Monina, wait a minute. That's Chen's voice — "
"Brother, your brain probably needs treatment." Monina's voice was heard scolding her brother. Then, she told 123 about what happened between me and Sandora. She didn't go into the details but she mainly pointed out that the alien fleet that Eva reported was the 5th Fleet and 123's phone was turned off when Eva prayed for the second time. After hearing all that, Elson went "Ah" for a long time before saying, "Then continue hitting him. Just don't hit his face …"
… These siblings are so funny!
In just a few moments, everything had been explained. We didn't have to worry about the 5th Fleet's current situation. Although 123 people … were not reliable, he was at least a qualified God. We didn't have to worry that the world under his rule would be in danger. Then, we started to discuss what to do next. According to Lin Xue, there might be a reason why the 5th Fleet was suddenly thrown into the Protoss's territory. In other words, she didn't think that it was a coincidence. Everyone took Miss Prophet's warning seriously. Tawil had already started to take action. She wanted to build a mathematical model based on the coordinates that she had just determined and the parameters of the Azure Star. She hoped to find the reason why the two were connected. I couldn't help in this aspect and could only wait for the news.
The five Protoss cops seemed to have finally remembered that they couldn't just sit at my house all day and started to take action. The super technological geek Icetis took the lead. She asked for the world management system's log that 123 was using. She wanted to see if there were any signs of the 5th Fleet before they accidentally jumped into this world. The other cops were helping her out.
Of course, these were all work arrangements. For now, the big sister obviously felt that it was more important to continue chatting with me …
"Why does it feel like I've been working abroad for many years and finally have a call home. Why does it feel like the whole family is stirring up a commotion?" Hearing the noisy family, I couldn't help but look at Shadora, who was next to me, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Shadora rolled her eyes and thought about it. She rubbed her stomach and said, "Ah Jun, I'm still hungry."
… She can't think of anything else now?
"Alright, alright, we can talk about it later. If Sandora continues to be hungry, she might bite someone." I waved my hand at the statue of Monina, as if this action could be seen by the other party. Oh, Monina might really be able to see it. "Right, Monina, do you have a more convenient way to contact me? You don't have to find a Saintess and spend more than ten minutes in front of the altar every time I call you, right? To be honest, if this were to continue, Eva and Grandpa Lei definitely wouldn't be able to accept it. "
"Oh, of course, it won't be so troublesome in the future. I'll get my brother to adjust the management terminal in that world to a frequency that can be recognized by the Empire's equipment. Then, you will be able to use the advanced channel to contact Jingle's Holy Temple. Jingle's Holy Temple will always be able to exchange data with your network. Mm, you don't have to worry about the technical issues. Anyway, you will be able to communicate with the City of Shadows through a spiritual link. "Monina quickly thought of a solution. She seemed to be very familiar with such matters. It made one wonder if she disassembled her world management system every few days." Let's settle the matters here as soon as possible. Then, I might send someone over. Lin Xue said that it's best if you don't leave that universe. I reckon that my brother will have to make a trip … Brother! I'm talking to you! Can you be a little more nervous! Why are you still busy eating at this time! "
123 said confidently, "Nonsense, I'm just worried that you won't let me eat tonight so that I can prepare in advance!"
Monina said, "… Alright, let's not talk about my brother for now. Don't tell Eva too much on your side. I know that child. Her ability to accept things isn't that strong. Her grandfather also has a slight heart disease. Don't scare her too much. Anyway, you just have to bluff her for a day or two. Then, my brother will descend. God's words are definitely more powerful than a stranger's one-sided words. "
"Oh … Oh." I felt that what Monina said made sense. Furthermore, it wasn't my style to not use such a good coolie like 123. It was just that there was one thing I didn't quite understand. "Could it be that you often descend? Wouldn't it be more stimulating for the believers if a god descends personally? Grandpa Lei would probably have a heart attack … "
"That's different. Stimulating is one thing, but at least it fits their logic. As for the heart attack … Mm, I'll get my brother to bring a few kilograms over. That's it. I'm hanging up now. The food is getting cold. Bye! "
As soon as Mo Nina's voice fell, there was a lot of worship from the opposite side, and the little crow even cawed a few times blindly. Finally, everything quieted down, and the holy cathedral regained its tranquility. Only the mysterious and majestic statue of the goddess was still shrouded in the black shadow mist, making a series of short, rhythmic beeping sounds.
Sandora said, "… They seem to be very used to making their own system plug-ins."
I scratched my head and turned towards the cathedral door. After confirming that Eva and Grandpa Lei were not far away, I mustered all my strength and shouted, "Eva! Hurry up and see how to hang up! "
A moment later, the cathedral door was pushed open. Eva and Lei ran in as if they were jogging. The latter even waved at us in panic, "You … You can't shout so loudly in the cathedral. You'll disturb the gods!"
I was stunned. When the two of them came closer, I rubbed my hands apologetically, "Oh, I didn't notice. The rules are different in our world. Gods like to shout loudly."
— — That's because those people are too noisy most of the time. If you don't shout at them, they won't be able to hear you at all!
Eva first moved to collect the various offerings on the altar. Then, the strange busy tone that Monina had added for fun finally stopped. "Sometimes, the gods will reveal some strange phenomena. Don't worry about it. If they really want to give some instructions to mortals, they will often use a clearer method to directly express it to their most loyal believers." It seemed that she didn't care about the beeping sound in the statue at all. Then, she took out the remote control with five buttons. With a light press, Monina's Shadow Goddess statue was replaced with a War Goddess statue with a rumble. Actually, I was very curious. I was eager to know what kind of subtle state the religions in this world were in, especially how they managed to appease the five gods that often interfered with each other. Mm, I could probably exclude Jingle. After all, that little thing had been trapped in another world for hundreds of years. Perhaps the people on the Blue Star hadn't come into contact with the concept of the Goddess of Life for a very long time. It was only because of their religious traditions that they kept some related things, such as the mosquito drawn on the remote control in Eva's hand …
Then, I noticed that Eva and Grandpa Lei's gazes were focused on me and Sandora.
"That … Any other questions?" I pulled the corner of my lips into a fake smile. I thought to myself, This is the crucial moment. Now, we have to explain to them why the two aliens had been chatting with their God for so long, and why their God had said, "Hey, Chen? Why are you here? " What was going on? I felt that the former was easy to fool, but the latter was not easy for a reasonable believer to understand.
However, what surprised me was that Eva and Lei didn't ask anything in the end. Grandpa Lei only said cautiously, "We have already prepared a place for the two of you to rest. The church is about to close. Please follow me."
At first, I was a little puzzled, but I immediately understood what was going on. This matter was related to God, and Eva and Lei were typical devout believers and conservative. Therefore, they most likely wouldn't ask us directly.
In the logic of believers, when they encountered something that was difficult to understand, the only problem was that they didn't understand God enough. Therefore, they would pray more devoutly, cultivate, communicate with God, and improve their own souls. However, they would never be like ordinary people or gossipy women who kept asking what God had said to someone on a certain day. They would fill in the blanks and think that God had his own arrangements for some things that he didn't want them to know. Moreover, Monina had solemnly asked the grandpa and grandpa to leave, so they wouldn't ask too many questions.
This made me very happy because I didn't have to continue thinking about how to fool people. It seemed that with the great name of "God", many things were really easy to solve. No wonder Liliana was thinking of ways to spread her faith everywhere.
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