As the saying goes, having more people to think about things makes a difference. Lin Xue's hint instantly made me feel enlightened.
Actually, even now, I had almost forgotten just how many research projects Tarver was currently working on, and how many of those projects were in the final stages of development. However, Lin Xue still remembered and immediately linked the two things together. I wasn't so slow that I couldn't be saved, so of course I immediately realized the reason: it seemed that even when I didn't know, this stubborn young lady had never slacked off. She was always secretly working hard so that she could help me at critical moments. Even though she always acted like she didn't care, as long as I needed help, I would always see her shadow by my side — as for Qian Qian, she was probably really lacking in heart …
So, after being stunned for a moment, I immediately revealed an overjoyed expression. I held Lin Xue's face and kissed her …
"Hey! Are you crazy! " The missy jumped out of my embrace as if she was electrocuted. She squatted on the sofa and glared at me. Vanilla happened to turn his head and saw this scene. He clicked his tongue in wonder and muttered, "Rabi can also lean against the wall and lie on the back of the low couch …"
I was stunned for a moment. I recalled that the Rabi she was talking about was the cowardly cat girl, the one who taught the children how to read and write in Crow Holy City. You don't say, the missy's reaction after being startled … was really like a cat.
"The wrinkles on your face when you smile betrays the filth in your brain." The missy bared her teeth at me. She also noticed how shocking her posture of leaning against the wall and standing on the sofa looked. Thus, she jumped down resentfully and looked for her shoes while wearing her socks. "Alright, it's getting late. I'll go home and change Xiaoxue back. Remember to supervise her to wash her face and brush her teeth at night. Don't let her stay up late to play games with Bubble. Do you know that child has been spoiled by you? "
Actually, I wanted to say that I didn't have the time to spoil that girl, but in this kind of situation, it was obvious that there was no reason for you to reason with her, so the only way out was to cooperate. "Yes, yes, yes, the child's mother — —" I purposely dragged out my voice as I replied. Those four sensitive words instantly made the missy blush. At the same time, Bubble popped out of nowhere, "Hey, I'm here. The child's father, do you need something from me?"
Me: "…" Why do I always meet this guy who pops out to make his presence known?
The missy glared at me and Bubble for a while (Bubble was the one who jumped out to get shot). Then, she turned around and pulled open a teleportation door that led directly to her bedroom. Her last words dissipated into the air, "I'm going back now. Don't forget what I told you."
As soon as she finished speaking, the young miss's figure disappeared into a distorted screen of light. But two seconds later, a furious roar came from the other side of the portal, "Stupid girl!! Look what you've done to my house! Put that back! "
Everyone in the living room was stunned by the sudden roar. Their gazes focused on the portal. After a while, the girl of mass destruction, Xiaoxue, flew out of the portal and landed on the carpet with a plop. She was definitely thrown here by Lin Xue.
Based on Lin Xue's exasperated voice, I already knew what this girl had done. How should I put it, it was pretty expected. Moreover, Xiaoxue had the nerve to lift her head and smile at me shamelessly, "Dad, I found a lot of good stuff in my mother's house. Do you want to know what color underwear my mother likes?"
I expressionlessly threw Xiaoxue to my elder sister, "You should be educated. Regarding this question, according to normal ethics and physics, I should know it earlier than you."
The moment my elder sister grabbed Xiaoxue's collar, her expression began to change. In the end, she had a resolute expression. Then, she was dragged upstairs by my elder sister and didn't move again.
We still had two guests here who didn't know the inside story. Sona and Sona gawked at the scene in front of them. It didn't look like a normal family, but it looked like a normal family when they studied it carefully. After Xiaoxue disappeared around the corner of the stairs on the second floor, Sona showed a worried expression. She said to me anxiously, "Although I shouldn't say anything … the child won't be beaten too badly, right?"
"Beaten?" I rolled my eyes, "My sister won't beat people easily. At most, she would just slap them twice."
"Then why did your daughter look so … miserable?" Sona couldn't control her curiosity.
I thought about it and felt that it was difficult to answer, "How should I put it … My sister definitely has a special ability. Anyway, no matter the size or age of the children, as long as they see my sister, they will be as obedient as if they had seen their nemesis. When I was young, every time I misbehaved, I felt that my sister was the scariest creature in the world. "
Hearing that, Sona's curiosity couldn't be suppressed. She kept asking about the reason behind her elder sister's great power. I didn't know why this half-dragon girl who hadn't even been in a relationship would be so interested in how to discipline naughty children. Anyway, I could only explain it to her according to my understanding and memory, "I really can't explain it clearly. Anyway, my sister's method is to lay out the facts and reason with them. She has a kind of aura, and when she speaks to you, she can make you feel as if you have betrayed the entire world. Your conscience will be so heavy that you will want to commit suicide to apologize to the world, but you won't be able to do it. Thus, you will be condemned even more.
That's the feeling. "After recalling the experience of being educated by my sister when I was young, I couldn't help but feel a lingering fear. Think about how bad I was back then. I smashed the school window, stole the teacher's lunch box, sprinkled pepper powder into the principal's cigarette case, and even imitated the teacher's handwriting to write a confession letter to the dean. Thanks to my sister who was my nemesis, I became a good young man with five stresses and four beauties. Otherwise, this year, you guys can only watch my face being broadcasted every day when the law is being enforced …
Of course, in addition to that, what I felt was even more amazing was: Under the premise of having such a powerful parent to educate her from a young age, Xiaoxue still became like this. Just how unscientific is this girl? My genes mixed with Lin Xue's. What the f * ck is the link that produced this mutation that turned the magical into the rotten …
The next morning, as usual, I was woken up by Mercury Lamp's box (failed attempt). I threw the little doll that could accurately fly over with the box even though it was still sleepy on the sink. I turned my head to look at the sky outside the window and saw that it was gloomy outside. It seemed that a spring rain was inevitable, so I gave up on the idea of going out for a stroll. When I arrived at the living room on the first floor, I found that Shakina and the others were already awake. They were sitting on the sofa and listening to Lin's lecture with a serious expression. Little Crow was also sitting next to Lin. She looked like a God who was also imparting knowledge to others, but in fact, she was chewing on a nut and looking around. She didn't listen to the lecture nor listen to the lecture. When she saw me, she immediately rushed over excitedly. "Caw!"
"Did you have a good rest yesterday?" I greeted Shakina and the others with a smile and asked casually. In the end, Sona showed a strange expression and said with slight uneasiness, "Actually … Is there something strange in this house?"
I was stunned. "Ah?"
Shakina stuck out her tongue and said, "Sona said that the house is haunted. At night, there are strange sounds coming from the surrounding walls, but I didn't hear it. I was sleeping like a log."
I was speechless. "… Anveena!"
The ghost maid immediately popped her head out from under the table not far away. "Ah? Master, you called me? "
"It's fine if you like singing, but it's late at night. Try to sing something positive …"
"Okay." The ghost maid nodded obediently and went back under the table. However, even though I said that, I still felt that the haunting in the house at night wouldn't change much. Anveena was known as the Singer of the Dead. I reckon that even if she sang Ode to Joy, she would be able to make you hallucinate the bleak autumn wind and tombstones all over the place …
"It's not haunted. It's Anveena singing … As you can see, she's a ghost. She almost never sleeps," I explained to Shakina and the others awkwardly. I awkwardly explained to Sayana and the others. Perhaps it was because they had already accepted all sorts of strange situations in our family, they didn't seem surprised at all. They just nodded calmly and continued to listen to Rem's lecture. The Dragon God girl was talking about how to use the power of the gods in battle. Although she usually looked timid and afraid of being bullied, when she was serious, she also looked like a teacher. "In battle, you should charge forward bravely. No matter what kind of enemy you face, use all your strength to fight. During this process, the tail is very important, but you can't ignore the claws …"
I hurriedly pulled out Vanilla, who was listening with great interest. "This lesson isn't suitable for you. You should …" As I said that, I glanced at the little crow who was chewing on a walnut shell. Then, I looked around the living room. "You should find Liliana to teach you … Where's Liliana?"
"Liliana -sama said that she wants to arrange some religious activities in the prayer room."
Prayer room? Arrange religious activities? What is that girl up to this time? In an instant, my curiosity was fully aroused. I put Vanilla aside and walked towards the prayer room. The so-called prayer room was on the second floor, next to Liliana's room. It was originally an empty room, and it was once reserved for Jingle. Later, Jingle felt that sleeping under the lampshade in my room was the most comfortable, so the room was left empty. Liliana transformed it into a prayer room to symbolize that she was actually a very principled religious person.
When I pushed open the door of the prayer room, the first thing that came into view was a giant tree that reached the ceiling and green vines that covered all the walls and ceiling. Due to the support of the Space Expansion Divine Art, the actual size of the prayer room was more than ten times larger than its theoretical size. Liliana had decorated the room like a corner of a primeval forest. In between the dense but well-proportioned plants, there was even a stone path that curved and led to the back of the giant tree in the middle of the room. There was a small altar there. Speaking of which, Liliana's renovation was really extravagant.
The air was filled with a refreshing plant fragrance, and I could hear Liliana praying softly, which was completely different from her usual chattering. "May God grant me the eyes to discern the good and evil of the world. May God grant me the benevolence to be tolerant of all people in the world. May God grant me the mighty power to purify all evil. May God grant me —"
I found the switch of the loudspeaker and pressed it. The praying in the air stopped abruptly. Then, I found Liliana behind the tree, who was scribbling away at her desk. I pulled her by the ear and lectured her, "Can you be any more immoral? Record the prayer and play it at the statue of Jingle. Is there a Pope like you?! "
Liliana hugged my arm and hung in the air. She kicked her legs and yelled, "Boss, boss, let go of me. It hurts, it hurts …"
"What are you writing?" I noticed that Liliana had opened a small notebook on the table. She had written a lot of things on it. She had even divided it into chapters and illustrations. I realized that this girl was probably planning something big. I got curious. "Hmm, let me see … It's about the preliminary plan for the God's Advent Celebration … Hey, what's this?"
"It's the Goddess of Life's Church's celebration." Liliana wrapped her arms around my arm like an octopus and didn't want to get off. "I just found out two days ago. If we convert it to the New Empire Calendar, the 15th of March is the Goddess' birthday. How grand of a day do you think it is?! Christianity also has Christmas, so I plan to add a God's Advent Celebration to the Goddess of Life's Church … "
I was instantly happy. I excitedly took out Jingle from my pocket. "Your birthday is coming soon?"
"Birthday? What's that? " Jingle looked at me in a daze. She licked the sugar at the corner of her mouth. "Ah, I know. The day when Jingle fell from the tree? Jingle is just that. The Protoss don't celebrate their birthdays. It's so troublesome … "
I slapped my forehead. I forgot about that. According to the Protoss's immortal concept of time, any activities based on time would be nonsense. Not to mention, they would have to repeat something every 365 days. They would probably be bored to death. If they really just wanted to celebrate together, they could find countless reasons at any time. For example, the Life Goddesses in the Divine Realm would gather together every few days. Or they could even celebrate in memory of a little sister who had eaten 200 types of honey. Wouldn't that still be quite a joyous occasion? Therefore, there was absolutely no need for them to hold any activities to commemorate the day of their birth.
However, even though Jingle didn't feel much about her birthday, Liliana seemed to be full of energy. She had already decided to add a religious festival to the Goddess of Life's Church. She had even listed three full pages of celebration activities and festival matters. While I was flipping through her notebook, Liliana was still excitedly explaining to me, "You see, the 15th of March is the God's Advent Celebration. The main celebration will be on that day. The believers will have to eat Holy Communion in the middle of the night on the 14th of March. Then, the celebration will start early the next morning. The entire festival will last for three days. After that, all countries with the Goddess of Life as their national religion should uniformly arrange for a seven-day holiday. Of course, there won't be enough time this year, but I can arrange it first. This is the first festival. Actually, there's a smaller celebration on the 15th of April … "
"15th of April? There's a saying for that too? "I asked curiously. I felt that this day was really out of the way.
"Aiya, boss, you're so muddle-headed. The 15th of April is the Goddess' full moon. There's also a Goddess Full Moon Festival …"
I said, "… Is that even possible?"
"Why not? Anyway, every move of the Goddess is worth commemorating. Who doesn't like festivals?" Liliana snatched the notebook from my hand and began to fill in the information. She continued to say, "Then next year on the 15th of March …"
"Hey, you don't need to say anything. I know this." I slapped my thigh and interrupted Liliana. "Next year on the 15th of March is Jingle's first birthday, right?"
"…" Liliana looked at me as if I was a rare animal. "Boss, next year on the 15th of March is the God's Advent Celebration Day … You can't celebrate the festival like a soap opera. What I want to say is, next year on the 15th of March, everything will probably be on the right track. "
"…" I suddenly felt as if my life had already turned gray. What a stupid question I had just asked … …
"Okay, that's the basic arrangement. What's left is to announce it to the Goddess Shrine." Liliana only made a footnote of the so-called Goddess Full Moon Festival on the 15th of April. She threw the notebook to the side and stretched as if she wanted to show me her flat body. "Boss, don't you think such a lazy body is especially feminine?"
… Her body creaked as she stretched. She even drooled when she yawned. Her body couldn't even compare to Pandora. How am I supposed to answer such a sharp question?
"Actually, Boss, I've been thinking about you."
Liliana saw that I didn't have any intention of paying attention to her, so she changed the topic. She immediately got my attention again. "My matter? What matter do I have? "
"Boss, your godly title." Liliana sat cross-legged in mid-air, her face filled with fanaticism as if she was praying. "Think about it, the leader of the Schilling Pantheon who is about to create the third Protoss. Boss, you are on the same level as the Father God and the Huron Pantheon. You should have a title that belongs to the gods. You can't call yourself the Emperor Schilling. Look, Sister Shallow Shallow is the God of Time, Sister Chen Qian is the Goddess of Curses, Sister Lin Xue is the God of Prophecy … What about you? "
When Liliana thought about things, she would always revolve around her original profession. I really didn't think of this problem and I also felt that there was nothing to be concerned about. "Well, whatever. What's the point?"
"No, this is very important!" Liliana's attitude was very firm. "There must be a title. I have already done my research. The title of Holy Father is only suitable for praying. It isn't suitable for Boss' official title … "
The moment I heard that, I instantly felt an impulse to be moved. I lifted Liliana up. "Oh my, you finally noticed this problem! These two words are about to become a huge shadow in my life, do you know that! "
Liliana waved her hand at me like an elder. "That's why we have to decide on a new godly title. The Star Domain has the Father God and the Huron Pantheon has the God King. These two titles that are easiest to think of and most intuitive have already been taken by others. We can't use them, so … Erm … Let's eliminate them … Boss, why don't you call yourself Father God? "
I was speechless.
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