I'm actually a very calm person. I'm someone who wouldn't flinch even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of me. I'm someone who could calmly finish a bowl of braised beef noodles and get up to prepare a lollipop when I heard that God was about to descend. You see, I'm so calm that I could bicker with Lin Xue without a change in expression when I heard about what happened back then. Although the latter said that I was in the late stages of brain stem dullness.
How should I put it? Based on the current situation of this world and the fact that our family had lived on Earth as humans for twenty years, I guessed from the beginning that something unplanned must have happened after my sister and I met in my previous life. A Void Creature was "born" at the end of the Old Empire, but only awakened 70,000 years later. I've noticed this anomaly ever since I heard Alleria's story and had my suspicions, but I never took it to heart.
Because in my opinion, it was something that happened in my previous life (although that word doesn't really fit). Even if there was a connection, it had little to do with me. Even if I pursued the truth of the past, what was the point? Void Creatures are lazy. Most of the time, I'm too lazy to care about things that don't affect me and my family. I feel that what happened in my previous life wouldn't affect my family much.
But my sister didn't think so. She persisted in wanting to know what happened back then, and with Lin Xue's help, she succeeded easily. But to her, what happened back then didn't seem to be a good thing.
My sister is a very tolerant and magnanimous person most of the time, but when it comes to certain things, she tends to be stubborn and stubborn. She insists that she almost killed her own brother back then. Tell me, what happened back then!
Back then, I wasn't her brother, and she wasn't my sister. I was me, but I wasn't me, and she was her, but she wasn't her. If the logic in between were to be formulated into an equation, it would at least kill a football field of sociologists and logicians. But my sister insisted on being stubborn and stubborn.
Fortunately, with Lin Xue's unrestrained jokes and my consolation (I think it was mainly due to the latter's efforts), my sister finally got over it. Although it would still take a bit of distance to say that she doesn't mind, at least she doesn't have that kind of "Little brother, I'm sorry" expression that makes people speechless.
"I just feel a little conflicted." My sister was still leaning on my shoulder. She seemed to like the sense of security it gave her, even though thirteen years ago, our situations had always been the opposite. "Yeah, I feel really bad after seeing the scene where you almost got into an accident. You know what's going on? Even if you know that it's a movie from seventy thousand years ago, and I'm just a bystander, I still feel bad."
Actually, I can understand my sister's feelings. Sometimes, when you read about a person with the same name as your family in the newspaper getting into a car accident, you will feel your heart skip a beat. Not to mention watching a live broadcast of your family member dying. Even if it was like my sister said, it was just a "movie," the psychological impact would not be small. Don't you tremble for half the night when you watch a Ju-on?
"Your analogy is even more bizarre than mine." Lin Xue was floating in the air next to me. After hearing my opinion, she immediately complained without hesitation. Then, she seemed to have made up her mind for a long time before she rested her head on my lap. "After reading your sister's memoirs, I knew she would definitely be conflicted, and only you could persuade her. Women, sometimes, their intelligence will suddenly drop below the average."
I used my index finger to poke the Missy's supple cheek and asked curiously, "Speaking of which, if you can rewind the scene so easily, why didn't you do it when Alleria was present in the assembly hall? That kite is still nagging about what happened back then. "
"Because I was thoughtful and far-sighted." Lin Xue grabbed my disobedient finger and put it in her mouth. Then, she wiped her mouth and said, "At that time, I felt that what happened back then was probably very complicated. It might not be a good thing to publicize the scene. Why don't we find a time when there is no one around and try to rewind the scene with Chen Qian first? No matter what the truth was, at least we would have a buffer. Then, we will see if the situation is publicized or not. When we came out of the assembly hall, didn't Liliana tell a dark story? At that time, you threw her into the pit. But my heart skipped a beat. What if it is true? What if the truth is worse than that? You can try publicizing it on the spot. But from the looks of it, the truth of the history of this version is not bad. Although we were all wiped out, at least we were wiped out peacefully. You also became half the savior of this world. Although this savior died with an 'ah' after entering the battlefield … "
My face darkened as I looked at the young lady who was rambling on and boasting about herself. I continued to poke her face, "If you mention 'ah' again, do you believe that I will get Shadora to cook for you for three days?"
The Missy instantly shrunk her neck and quietened down obediently.
The three of us were silent for a while. Then, the elder sister suddenly said, "Let's find a chance to tell everyone about this."
Lin Xue and I nodded. Then, I suddenly thought of something, "Xue, what do you think happened to Shallow Shallow?"
"What do you mean what happened?"
"The reason why she appeared on Earth. Sister and you appeared on Earth because we were together at that time. Maybe we fell to Earth together when we were drifting in the void. But Qian Qian … according to Alleria, she should be Vanna's' successor '. She was sacrificed before the fifteenth heaven was divided. She was not with us at that time. How did she come to Earth later? "
"Didn't you resist the attack on behalf of the 15th Heaven's capital world?" Lin Xue explained, "At that time, what you did was to fuse with the world barrier of the 15th Heaven's capital world and use yourself as a shield. Fan Na did the same. In order to delay the flow of time in the entire world, she fused with the world barrier. So, the two of you became one. Err, speaking of which, Shallow Shallow's way of thinking might have been planted at that time … "
I was speechless. Why did Missy's mouth suddenly become so sharp tonight?
I smiled and decided to put these messy thoughts to the back of my mind. I focused on enjoying this rare moment of peace. With Lin Xue by my side, this kind of peace was truly rare. This girl's ability to cause trouble was basically second only to Shallow Shallow. After a while, Big Sis stood up. "I think I should go back and keep an eye on things. If there's no one to keep an eye on things, who knows what the kids at home will do."
Normally, only my sister and I were in charge of maintaining order at home. Occasionally, Shadora would join in as well. The rest of the people either couldn't control the situation or were just adding fuel to the fire. Now that Shadora had completely fallen into this feast, I didn't dare to imagine what a bunch of naughty brats would do under Qian Qian's leadership. The biggest firework on the Dragon Mountain just now didn't look like an ordinary firecracker. After all, an ordinary firecracker wouldn't be able to create a shockwave with a radius of half a kilometer …
Big Sis quickly disappeared into the distant sea of clouds. A few minutes later, I heard Liliana or the little crow exclaiming in surprise through the public channel of our mental connection. Besides that, I could also hear Shallow Shallow's dispirited emotions through the deep connection. It seemed that Big Sis had quickly suppressed all the kids.
Listening to the commotion through the mental connection, Lin Xue and I couldn't help but look at each other and smile.
Missy rested her head on my lap quietly. It was hard to imagine that this Missy, who was always fierce and gave people headaches, could be so quiet now. In the darkness of the night, I could see the corners of her eyes slightly curved, as though she was smiling imperceptibly.
"Girl, you did well." I wrapped Lin Xue's smooth hair around my finger. I wrapped it tightly around my finger and slowly loosened it. I enjoyed this kind of leisurely interaction, even though Missy herself was fuming.
"What do you mean?" Lin Xue asked casually. She reached out her hand to block my arm. "Don't play with my hair. It's all messed up."
"You aren't usually so talkative." I smiled and suddenly bent down to whisper into Lin Xue's ear. The hot air that I blew out caused the latter to shiver uncontrollably. Her throat let out a stifled gasp of surprise.
When I was listening to Big Sis talking about what she saw, Lin Xue was constantly making jesting remarks. If it was a careless person, they might have thought that Missy was just ridiculing Big Sis out of boredom. However, I can be very attentive sometimes … I can be said to be very attentive. Based on my understanding of Missy, even though her mouth is a little sharp sometimes, she isn't such a talkative girl. I can only say that from the start, she has been helping Big Sis to divert Big Sis's attention. Furthermore, she was using the most appropriate method. The purpose of doing this is to make the atmosphere less tense. I can see all the hard work that she has put in.
I can only say that this Missy is really smart. Perhaps, I can say that she is one of the smartest people in our family. Even though Big Sis has a lot of prestige in the family, it is mainly because of her strong affinity and authority as a parent. Sandora is full of wisdom, but she is mostly used in wars and foreign strategies. In terms of the ways of the world, Her Majesty the Queen probably doesn't know as much as Shallow Shallow. Liliana is smart, but unfortunately, all of her brain is used in the wrong places. Icetis may have great wisdom, but her personality isn't as reliable as Shallow Shallow. At the very least, Shallow Shallow wouldn't think of "cracking open someone's skull" as a normal way of communicating with others. As for the others, there is no need to even mention them. Sixty to seventy percent of them have the same annoying personality. Even if they have high intelligence, they are only used in weird places. (For example, in the Bubble, the three evil otaku nuns.) Thus, in our family, the smartest person in terms of the ways of the world is actually the Missy Lin who doesn't reveal her talents.
Born in an aristocratic family, educated by elites, she has been on the move since young. When I was still in my second year of middle school, she was already leading her team members to carry out countless complicated missions all over the world. Lin Xue's experiences since young have made her more shrewd and experienced than any of us. Perhaps her intelligence isn't the highest, but in terms of interacting with 'people', she is definitely quite skilled. She is also very clear about what she should do. Usually, when we are together, she is just a spoiled and occasionally sharp-tongued Missy. But, if there is a need, she will stand up silently like today and use her own way to bring balance to this big family — — because this is also her family.
And this intelligence of hers, as well as her silent support for me, is exactly what I can't do without.
Lin Xue was silent for a moment before she finally let out a laugh. Her face was filled with happiness as if my words had given her the best compliment. "Haha, Blockhead, I've finally realized that there are times when you can be sharp."
I only smiled and didn't say anything. After a while, I suddenly bent down and launched a sneak attack on her lips.
"Ugh …" Missy let out a short, suppressed exclamation. She seemed to want to resist subconsciously, but her resistance was over before it could begin. Although she was a shy person, she was used to it after spending so much time with Lin Sanjiu. After a long kiss, Lin Xue's face was flushed and she pinched me with a bit of annoyance: "Idiot, can you not sneak attack me like this in the future? You scared me! "
"Do you think I have to report to my girlfriend when I get married?" I shrugged indifferently, "That's too much of a waste of time."
"Tsk," The Missy rolled her eyes and lightly turned around in the air. Then, she laid on my shoulder, "Oh right, let me ask you something. Are you a sister complex?"
I was still thinking about what she was going to say, but when I heard this, I immediately burst out: "Are you possessed by Shallow Shallow?"
"Because I found out that your sister is a brother complex." Lin Xue looked at me with two-thirds of her eyes. Her tone was full of hidden bitterness, "The very serious kind, and it's a disease that was buried 70,000 years ago. Even now, it's still incurable. Sister Chen Qian is such a powerful person, but you are her only weakness. Don't you think she's a brother complex? Also, she doesn't seem to have realized it … Oh, I'm depressed! "
As Lin Xue said that, she exaggeratedly covered her head and acted like she was going to fall. Then, she really jumped down from the endless sea of clouds. After a few seconds, she floated up again and gently pinched my neck with both hands: "Blockhead, you have to control yourself! Your lower limit is already not high! "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the Missy's sudden outburst. I couldn't help but pinch her cheeks and pull hard: "Hey, you're so cute — — What are you talking about! She's my sister! "
"You won't even let go of poultry, let alone your sister." The missy pried open my hand and took two bites, "And it's not even your biological sister, so you won't feel any pressure."
Just as I wanted to say something, I suddenly felt someone approaching. I turned around and saw Xiaoxue flying over through the clouds. When she saw me and Lin Xue, she immediately waved happily and shouted: "Hey! Dad! Mom! Are you guys having sex here?! "
… This child should have completely broken down since she could talk, right?
The expression on Lin Xue's face was twisted. She immediately turned into a black shadow and rushed over. She grabbed Xiaoxue by the ear and pulled her over. "Pa pa!" She slapped her butt twice. "Speak! Who taught you all this nonsense! "
Being slapped twice on the butt was nothing to a girl like Xiaoxue, who was born superhuman, but she still cooperated and howled twice. Then, she sold someone out without hesitation: "Liliana taught me! Anything you hear from me that involves prostitution, gambling, drugs, and anti-society must have been taught by her! "
"I knew it must be that weirdo." Lin Xue said fiercely. Meanwhile, Xiaoxue looked back and forth between Lin Xue and me with her big eyes: "Honestly, dad, are you really not planning to eat my mom here? I can smell the scent of love. You guys were definitely having a tryst just now, right? Did I appear at the wrong time? "
"You did appear at the wrong time." The corner of my mouth twitched as I looked at this naughty child who was challenging my nerves in almost every aspect. "The next time you act so crazy, I will fight with your mom in a mixed gender doubles."
Xiaoxue didn't seem to be afraid at all. She flipped her hair: "Got it. But dad, you have to work hard. Try to consummate with my mom as soon as possible. It would be even better if you could give birth to me before the void cataclysm. Who knows, I might even be able to help you take care of your kids. I will take care of myself. You and mom will definitely not have to worry. I know what I liked when I was young..."
I thought for a while and suddenly realized that if such a magical thing really happened, there would be two naughty children like Xiaoxue in the house. This girl would definitely copy her weird personality to her other infant self. If that was the case, I … Would I still have a peaceful life?
Thus, Xiaoxue was chased away by me and Lin Xue.
"This child," Lin Xue watched as Xiaoxue hopped into the clouds like a little rabbit. She did not know whether to laugh or cry, and there was an obvious blush on her face. She did not know if she was angry, shy, or both. "Blockhead, why don't you think this child has inherited any of my good points?"
I looked in the direction where Xiaoxue disappeared: "No, she actually inherited it. She is just like you in some aspects."
Lin Xue had a strange expression: "Huh?"
I smiled and didn't answer her question.
Because of Xiaoxue's special existence, even if Lin Xue and I didn't manage to break through the last layer of our relationship, there were many times when we were tossed around like a couple with a child. We had to discipline our child, correct our daughter's strange personality, and get used to treating each other as the other half of our married life. There were even times when we would open our mouths and say, "Go and see what our daughter is doing." These were the kinds of conversations that only a husband and wife would have. All of these changes happened after Xiaoxue came to our home. Lin Xue was always known to be perceptive, but she was so slow when it came to her own matters. She didn't even realize that she had been forced to become the "mother of a child" by a seventeen year old magical girl.
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