"We're back!"
Shallow Shallow's cheerful voice woke Sandora and me from our mumbling. It seemed that the group of people had successfully caused trouble for others, and had finally decided to go home to cause trouble. I came to the living room and saw a large group of people swarming in. Every time I saw this, I would realize how much the population of this house had grown. The little ones had been playing outside for a long time, and they seemed to want more and were in high spirits. Little Bubble was pulling her nanny and gesticulating, probably discussing what she had seen on the road. Mercury Lamp flew over and pounced on my shoulder. She excitedly handed me a small necklace made of shells. "Look, look, what a beautiful necklace!"
Liliana ran over at almost the same time as Mercury Lamp. It seemed that she was here to accurately ridicule the puppet girl. "What an ignorant person. That's a bracelet!"
I couldn't help but laugh. When Mercury Lamp's face turned red, I reached out and took the bracelet. I placed the puppet on the table and hung the necklace around her neck seriously. "She nodded her head. Isn't this a necklace?"
Liliana pouted and suddenly waved at Jingle, who was looking around on my chest. "Goddess, look at this. I bought you a bracelet …" Then, I watched in shock as Liliana took out a plastic washer. It seemed to be from a ballpoint pen … Was this girl trying to trick her own goddess?
At that moment, I noticed that there were piles and piles of strange things in the living room. From the looks of it, they definitely weren't local products. Lin Xue and Icetis were organizing people to divide up the loot. The scene looked like they had just robbed Citibank. It was a spectacular sight. Nine-Tailed Fox Rhododendron Spp. was attracted by some of the rare items. She went over to look for treasures, but Shallow Shallow grabbed her tail and rubbed it hard. "Aha! Blue's tail is the softest and the puma's fur is as hard as a brush … Hey, don't run! " A golden whirlwind swept through the living room. The fox ran to the yard to take refuge. I was stunned. A cougar? Why would Shallow Shallow mention cougars?!
Chestnut didn't participate in the loot. She wore a sunhat and a pair of sunglasses. She smelled like she had just returned from Hawaii. She tried to walk past me. I hurried to stop one of the few obedient kids in the house. "Hey, where did you go?"
"It's quite far, and there's more than one place." Chestnut stuck out her tongue. "Next time, I'll definitely bring my big brother along. It's really fun to go out and play. Ah, I'm going to help Anveena cook! "
Chestnut took off her sunglasses and sunhat and went to the kitchen. I was stunned to see Shallow Shallow take out an Indian mask from her dimensional pocket. Monina, who was next to her, was studying a blowpipe unique to an African jungle tribe. Elson was wearing a Byzantine helmet and howling. Lin Xue walked over and handed me a greyish white fossil animal bone. "This is a gift for you. It was dug out from the South Pole. Shallow Shallow said it might be a mammoth fossil …"
"… The South Pole!" Did these magical fellows spend four hours traveling around the world?!
Did they really travel around the world seriously? Apologize to all the people who sell tickets to parks all over the world! Also, are there mammoths in the South Pole?!
Just as I was in a state of confusion, Bubble suddenly squeezed past me. It seemed like she wanted to go to the second floor and return to her game world. Her sneaky behavior was so obvious that I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I grabbed her collar and said, "Come back. Let me ask you something. Did you beat up Medivh in Karazhan?"
Bubble was instantly dumbfounded. She looked at me pitifully and said, "Ah? You know about it? "
"Of course. The victim's family came looking for you. Medivh just left." I knocked her head lightly. "Also, I heard that you went to Northrend after you finished Karazhan? You didn't beat Arthis up again, did you!? "
Bubble waved her hands and said, "No, no! I just asked Arthas for something. "
As she said that, the mother of this troublesome child opened her personal space excitedly and took out a black rune sword that was even taller than her. "Look, Frostmourne, a top-grade equipment! I also asked for the armor and helmet from him. But the helmet is broken and the armor is too big for me to wear. They are all hanging in the house. I plan to go to Silver Moon City in two days and look for Kael 'thas to … ask for a phoenix. "
I waved my hand weakly and said, "Alright, you can go now. Oh yeah, don't throw this rune sword around. Be careful that someone picks it up. We still have to kill another Lich King. "
Bubble hugged her precious Frostmourne and skipped back to her room. My mind was full of thoughts. I couldn't help but think about Prince Arthas who was still in the far north of Northrend.
We shouldn't forget that in the war to save the world, there was still such a bitter enemy hero — Lich King Arthas.
This powerful antagonist who was heavily featured in the original trajectory of history, after being involved in the war between the Imperial Army and the Fallen Apostles, he had no choice but to take the path that made people sigh. He and his Scourge Army were used as cannon fodder by the Fallen Apostles to stall for time. Ninety percent of the high-level Undead that swarmed out of Northrend died in the waves of the Salvation Army. This Fallen Prince who sat in Icecrown Fortress was even more wronged. Under the joint request of the leaders of Azeroth, we didn't launch an attack on Icecrown Fortress after purging Northrend. Instead, we locked it down and focused on eliminating the Fallen Apostles and mutated demons around the world. After these matters were settled, King Wrynn personally led the leaders of all the races of Azeroth to Icecrown Fortress to carry out a joint trial against this traitorous prince. Thus, the latter didn't lose on the battlefield, but was beaten down from his throne.
"Joint trial." This was a phrase from the history books. In fact, the situation at that time was that we gathered Jaina, Wrynn, Thrall, Cain, Kael 'thas, Aegwynn, Muradin … In short, any Skeleton Elite that you could find in World of Warcraft to form a jury. We surrounded the Frozen Throne, and more than thirty of them beat up one Skeleton Elite for a full four hours …
You could say that this was the most spectacular HICC achievement group in history. More than thirty Elite Commanders were fighting a Boss, surrounded by at least sixty thousand people who were responsible for cursing. There were a total of sixty-seven thousand and five hundred Salvation Army soldiers who rushed into the main hall of Icecrown Fortress.
First, he was threatened by the mutated demons, then he was controlled by the Fallen Apostle, and then all of his troops were destroyed by the Salvation Army whose strength was completely unscientific. Soon after, he was locked in the Ice Crown Fortress for several weeks. When he finally managed to open the door with great difficulty, he wanted to see what exactly was happening outside, yet he was surrounded by over sixty thousand people. More than thirty fully armed Elite Commanders were beaten up and cursed for four hours.
Under such inhumane pressure, the Lich King, which was a part of Ner 'zhul's soul, finally went crazy … and committed suicide in anger. Of course, it might not have been suicide. After all, the Lich King was hit by at least six thousand dispel and holy light spells before he died. Then, something unexpected happened. The Lich King fell, but he stood up again as Arthas.
Just as King Wrynn said in his concluding speech after the war of salvation, everyone in this world was saved. What he meant was that this salvation also fell on Arthas's head. Even though he had committed a heinous crime, the final "judgment" unexpectedly dispelled the shadow in his soul. Arthas returned to this world, with a bloody nose and a swollen face.
This might have been the original intention of those guys who beat up the Lich King (I'm really embarrassed to call them the leaders of the race …). Otherwise, they could have just executed the Lich King. Perhaps Jaina had noticed through some details that Arthas' soul was still resisting the corrosion deep within the Lich King's armor? So she thought of a way to mobilize others to make one last effort to separate Arthas' soul from the Lich King's body?
No one knew, but Arthas returned.
This story was not recorded in the official history, and very few people knew that the Lich King was still alive.
Now, he was an ordinary independent mercenary on the continent of Northrend. He still had his power, but he chose to associate himself with snow and beasts. He and a few Death Knights were stationed in the Arctic Outpost at the northernmost tip of Azeroth. He swore to stay in the frozen wastelands for a thousand years to atone for his sins. The main reason was that Azeroth was peaceful now, and he really couldn't find a place to punish evil and wash away his sins. It was said that Jaina was trying to find a way for him to join the Salvation Army and fight in the army of Azeroth again. Perhaps this would reduce the guilt in the prince's heart, but it would probably take a lot of effort. Not everyone (especially Sylvanas) could accept the former Lich King coming to the glorious palace of the Salvation Army, even if the so-called Lich King had been forced to death …
"What are you thinking about? Why are you so engrossed? "
A soft and gentle voice came from beside me. It turned out that my sister saw me in a daze, so she walked over. I noticed that she was carrying a bunch of strange toys in her hands, and I couldn't help but laugh, "Sister, did you guys go and sweep the world?"
"It's not really a sweep, but we pretty much went one round around the world. It was only four hours," my sister said as she looked at the dolls running around in the room. "On average, we only stayed in one place for half an hour. Shallow Shallow brought a picture book of the world's scenery, and let the little ones vote on where to go. In the end, there were too many conclusions, so we just went around the world. It seems that being cooped up at home for so many days really made them feel suffocated. Also, it was the first time I saw Mercury Lamp and Liliana working together: excavating fossils at the South Pole. "
"Oh, by the way, did Little Lamp expose herself?" I asked worriedly. A 92.3cm tall doll girl, if she appeared in front of the world, there would be a lot to play with.
"It's still the same old method. When there are people around, we put her in a travel bag. Although Little Lamp protested twice, most of the time we went to places that were rarely visited by people. This was Lin Xue's idea. She said that most of the tourist attractions are unbearably tacky, and have already been completely covered up by people. If we want to go, we should go to the real natural scenery, such as the Amazon jungle or the South Pole … "
I admit that what Lin Xue said seemed to make some sense, but the actual actions of these people … Why do I feel so annoyed?
Once Calamity's party went out, they brought back countless strange items. Soon, everyone in the family received their own gifts, especially those who stayed at home and did not go out.
Pandora and her sister each received a small bell. The bell was bought by Shallow Shallow. She said that it was a handbell used by a certain European royal family. It was small and exquisite, and sold in an old goods store in a certain town in London for 12 euros. I don't even know how this brat was fooled by the words "European royal family"! In any case, the two bells were currently hanging on Pandora's and Visca's necks. Pandora couldn't move much, but Visca happily bounced around, and the Jingle jingled along the way. I suddenly felt that this brat had the attributes of a kitten.
Anveena received a voodoo mask that was covered in paint and decorated with feathers and shells. According to Monina, who brought back this item, the witches of the primitive tribes in the Amazon region used this kind of mask to exorcise evil spirits and cure illnesses. The main use of this mask was to prevent the victim from recognizing them if they accidentally killed someone. Anveena, who loved collecting supernatural items, was very satisfied with this mask. She carefully placed it together with the two real supernatural masks that would shed tears of blood in the basement.
Icetis brought a set of ivory sculptures with the image of Greek gods to Sandora. This should be the most valuable of all the gifts, because it was said that this type of ivory sculpture was completely extinct. The corresponding African elephant species had already gone extinct due to excessive hunting. In order to obtain this item that had already been stopped internationally, Icetis had no choice but to look for the local mafia. It was believed that their leader had the last set of ivory sculptures in the area. After a frank and intense conversation, the strongest gangster leader in history made the mafia realize how a real gangster was trained … Sandora was very grateful to her good friend for bringing her such a special gift. She solemnly engraved the words "Inedible" on the base of the ivory sculpture just in case …
Even the fox Rhododendron Spp. had a gift, and it was a lot of gifts. Shallow Shallow had specially picked out a lot of exquisite things for the fox, including a crocodile skin collar, a bone-shaped plastic stick, a bag of bone biscuits, a frisbee that could be thrown, and a plastic ball. This gift stunned Blue for half a minute, but what made me speechless was that the completely domesticated fox, other than the frisbee and the plastic stick, happily accepted all the gifts! She even asked me to help her put the collar on her neck! I watched as Fox staggered back to his room with a big bag of dog food and a plastic ball. I felt like I couldn't face Cloud Purple anymore.
Ding Dang wasn't left out either. Because she had overslept in her owner's pocket, she wasn't able to go out to play in time. As compensation, Lin brought her a whole jar of pure wild bee honey from an unknown forest. Moreover, it was believed to be high quality goods that only the Queen Bee could enjoy. I was very curious how Lynn collected this stuff, she wasn't a professional apologist. In the end, the girl proudly replied: "I am a dragon, I can command all winged beings in the world." What she meant was that she was a Dragon God, so she could directly control any winged being in the world. Let's not talk about the taste for now, I just wanted to say: As a great True God, you've fallen to the point where you can only act majestically in front of bees, how did you end up like this!
In the end, Lynn even explained to me that not only bees, she could also command flies and mosquitoes, so people who were with her during the summer didn't need to be afraid of mosquito bites … Damn, how many mosquitoes in this world are brave enough to drink the blood of a God!? Even if they dare to drink it, can you bite it?
Later, when I saw Lynn's hurt expression, I didn't want to continue bullying her, so Monina whispered to me: "You see, it's not us who usually bullies her, right? With this personality, she even has the luxury of bullying herself … "
Oh, that's right, I also brought a present, a gift from Lin Xue and Shallow Shallow. A fossil bone that was dug out from the South Pole was said to be the remains of a mammoth … Even if the continents drifted, there were no mammoths at the South Pole, alright!?
This group of people who were excited from traveling around the world made a ruckus at home for a long time, and only calmed down at night. However, there was still one person who refused to stop, and that was Mercury Lamp. Perhaps she felt regretful that she didn't bring her "father" with her, but the little puppet didn't go to sleep until very late at night, and insisted on telling me everything she saw and heard on the road, most of which were trivial matters. Liliana was right, Mercury Lamp was indeed an inexperienced little girl. Although she had a theoretical lifespan of several hundred years, there was still no Rose girl in history who had ever been to the South Pole, right?
Although I was a bit tired, I didn't want to ruin Mercury Lamp's good mood. I could tell that the little puppet was really happy. Perhaps this experience of traveling with her family was still quite novel to her. Also, she was willing to share these things with me, which was a good thing. It was a stark contrast to her previous personality.
"It's really stuffy in the primitive forest, and there's water dripping everywhere. Luckily, we have a shield …"
Sitting on my breast, the mercurial lamp prattled on cheerfully.
"The South Pole is really cold, and I still remember Planet Crystal Peak. I feel that the South Pole is even colder than Crystal Peak. If a cup of water is spilled, it turns into snow in midair …"
"Liliana's an idiot, but the Earth Drilling Vines she planted are really useful. They can drill all the way under the South Pole's ice sheet. That's called the South Pole's ice sheet, right?"
"I've confirmed that the signal has reached the other side of the 'Chaotic Sea'. I hope that we can discuss with the other side how to build a bridge …"
"Hey, hey, idiot, are you going to sleep?"
"It's been so many years since the last feedback signal. I wonder if the other side still has …"
"What? I still have a lot of things to tell you, so I'm going to sleep first … Today, I saw a lot of fathers taking their children out to play in the distance. Next time, you have to bring me along …"
I suddenly woke up from my daze. I felt that there was something mixed into Mercury Lamp's chatter. I asked in confusion, "What did you just say? The other side? What other side? "
Mercury Lamp was stunned for a moment. She seemed to blush under the dim light of the night. Then, she punched me angrily and said, "I'm not going to talk about it anymore! I want to sleep! "
Before I could react, a small body crawled under my blanket. I felt someone hugging one of my arms.
"It's an old habit. You can hug me to sleep, but don't move. I'm not a doll!"
I continued to be confused and scratched my face. However, there was no one to answer me. There was only a clump of silver-white hair peeking out from under the blanket. Mercury Lamp always slept in seconds. She also had a bad habit of burying her head in the blanket. This habit was related to how she often slept in boxes.
Then, I didn't know why I couldn't sleep …
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