The sword parried the giant's axe, sending the armored giant flying and turning it into a mass of flesh and blood in mid-air.
The flesh and blood flew straight into the sandstorm and vanished without a trace.
On the other side, Crow had also finished his battle.
His rapier stabbed straight through the caster's chest, shattering him into scattered sandstorm.
Crow turned around, only to see Gu Qing Shan hugging the infant, humming a tune as her hands moved.
"Ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ don't cry, don't cry" Gu Qing Shan scoffed.
Crow facepalmed: "Hey, you're holding him upside down, the infant's head should be in your arms, not with his feet facing up and his head facing down"
Gu Qing Shan was surprised: "I thought that would help him sleep"
He adjusted the infant's posture and looked at Crow: "You seem to be quite experienced, how about you carry him instead?"
Crow refused and took a step back: "I can fight, but I've only seen others do something like coaxing a baby, I've never tried it before"
Gu Qing Shan looked at the crying infant in her arms and doubtfully asked: "Is this little guy hungry?"
"I don't know, but neither you nor I have any milk, so we need to hurry to the capital city, that's where there's food for infants" Crow replied.
"You're right, let's go!" Gu Qing Shan also said.
As the two of them were about to move, their ID cards vibrated again:
[Attention please]
[Attention please!]
[All civilians have been evacuated to the Gloom Obsidian Star, the Gloom Forest World's destruction is irreversible]
[We will preserve the following warp points for Professionists to travel to the Gloom Obsidian Star]
A few glows of light appeared from the ID cards, manifesting as coordinates in the air.
"It fell so quickly" Gu Qing Shan muttered in a low voice.
Crow pondered: "Something doesn't seem right, the Apocalypse we ran into didn't seem to be powerful enough to force everyone to flee"
Gu Qing Shan disagreed and said: "No, I've been in contact with this Apocalypse more than you — — I've noticed that the more Apocalypses I run into, the more powerful they become"
While saying that, Gu Qing Shan silently asked the War God UI in her mind:
"Interface, you said that this apocalypse is similar to the end of the sandstorm. Can you confirm it now?"
The War God UI replied:
"We don't have enough information. We can't be sure."
Gu Qing Shan continued asking: "If it's the end of the sandstorm, then it must be a growth-type Apocalypse. In your opinion, is this Apocalypse's growth rate normal?"
[It's not normal, it's growing too quickly] the War God UI commented.
Gu Qing Shan looked at her remaining Soul Points.
Two sentences and 2000 Soul Points were gone.
Gu Qing Shan could not help but sigh inwardly.
Soul power was still secondary. The key was that the current situation was somewhat confusing.
Could it be an Apocalypse that was even stronger than Sandstorm's End?
Suddenly.
A slight noise interrupted his thoughts.
There was a sour smell in the air.
Crow's nose twitched, then commented: "This is usually the smell of a baby's stink after drinking milk"
Gu Qing Shan handed the baby to him and said: "If you know, then help this little one — –"
Before he could finish, Crow had already retreated several dozen meters away, waving his hand dismissively: "I just happen to have a few friends who are breastfeeding right now, so I know a bit about it. But I don't know anything about washing buttocks or changing diapers, so you'll have to do it"
Gu Qing Shan raised the baby and met Crow's gaze.
"Do your best, you'll get it after a few more practices" Crow encouraged him.
Gu Qing Shan was speechless.
The baby cried even louder.
"Calm down, I need to calm down" Gu Qing Shan muttered to himself.
He placed the baby on the ground and opened the swaddling clothes.
Only to see that the baby's clothes were already covered in feces and urine.
— — I don't even have a change of clothes right now.
What do I do now?
The Apocalypse has already engulfed this world …
Gu Qing Shan finally thought it through.
He wielded the Heaven sword with one hand and looked at the crying baby.
"Do you want to kill him?" Crow asked.
"Do you think I'm a devil?" Gu Qing Shan asked in return.
"You've always been a devil"
"That's not it, I have a solution — –"
Saying so, Gu Qing Shan silently communicated with his swords.
"— — Bing Li, how about we use [Chaotic Flow]?"
Luo Bingli was confused: "This baby is still alive and well, why would we use [Chaotic Flow]?"
Shannu also asked: "Gongzi, do you want to make this baby grow up?"
The Earth sword also replied: 「 That won't work, although the Heaven sword can make this little one skip the current moment and directly arrive at the time and state you specify, this little one hasn't experienced anything yet, his mind isn't mature, so it's useless 」
Gu Qing Shan explained: "None of you understand, I want to use [Chaotic Flow] to make this little one return to the state he was in a few hours ago, that way, he won't need to shit, and the feces all over his body will also disappear"
The four swords all fell to the ground.
"Gu Qing Shan, this Divine Skill of mine isn't for washing diapers, can't you just use a cleaning hand seal?" Luo Bingli almost shouted out loud.
"I'm currently an evil creature, I can't expose my identity as a cultivator" Gu Qing Shan insisted.
"Gongzi, you should think of something else, it's currently the Apocalypse, it's best to leave [Chaotic Flow] for now" Shannu suggested.
Gu Qing Shan fell into deep thought.
— — -it really was an oversight, I don't even know how to wash diapers.
If I can use a hand seal to clean it up, it wouldn't be an issue.
But Crow is still here, and this place is in ruins without even a drop of water.
Crow is a Fire Elemental swordsman, while I'm a Fear Fiend, as well as a Shadow Fiend, neither of us have a way to make water.
Crow said: "Hey, how about we go directly to the Gloom Obsidian Star? There must be civilians there who know how to do this, and they can even feed this little one milk "
"Is the warp point far away?" Gu Qing Shan asked.
"It's a bit further than the capital city, let's try to hurry" Crow replied.
Gu Qing Shan suddenly paused, then clapped his hands: "I have an idea, Crow, wait a bit for me"
He happily took the baby in his arms and activated his World Technique — — -
[Fog Realm Descent]!
Layers upon layers of fog surrounded him and devoured him. …
At another location.
Void City.
A small brick house.
Buttercup was cooking in the kitchen when she sensed something, so she put down the spatula in her hand and came to the living room.
Layers upon layers of fog descended from the void.
Right after that, Gu Qing Shan appeared with a crying baby in her arms.
Buttercup scowled and asked: "Who did you knock up this time? Is it Meow? "
"No" Gu Qing Shan hurriedly denied it.
He explained what happened.
Buttercup took off her apron, took the baby from Gu Qing Shan's hands, skillfully cleaned it, then hummed a song and lightly shook it a few times.
The baby slowly fell asleep.
Gu Qing Shan sighed in admiration: "Professionals really do need professionals to do it"
Buttercup glanced at him in disdain, went into the room, put the baby on the bed, then returned.
"Do you want to eat before you leave?" she asked Gu Qing Shan.
"No need, I'll leave this baby to you for now, I'll go do that large-scale quest first" Gu Qing Shan replied.
"No problem, but you need to be careful, I heard that there's something wrong with that quest, quite a few Professionists have died" Buttercup told her.
"Alright, I'll be careful" Gu Qing Shan cautiously replied.
His figure disappeared into the fog, slowly disappearing from Buttercup's sight.
— — -he left.
Buttercup stopped cooking and returned to the room, looking at the baby.
"He's already gone, stop pretending" Buttercup commented.
The baby suddenly opened his eyes, his body slowly grew larger and turned into a beautiful woman.
"Your bed is so comfortable" the woman commented.
"If you want to sleep, go back to the City Lord's manor, why are you sleeping here?" Buttercup crossed her arms and said.
The woman sat up on the bed, then said: "Alright, I'll be going"
She lightly hovered.
Buttercup suddenly asked: "Why did you follow him? Why were you with him? "
The woman replied: "You mentioned him to me, and I was the one who gave him his codename, so I had to personally take a look"
"And the results?" Buttercup asked.
The woman seemed to have thought of something and chuckled.
"It's fine for now, but when that event begins, I'll give the Hitman Guild a quota to send a Titled Hitman — — as for whether or not this' Dragon King of Atrocity Jail 'can participate, that'll depend on his own strength"
The woman's expression turned serious, then said: "Buttercup, don't tell anyone about this"
After saying so, she disappeared.
Buttercup stood still for a while.
"So she's going to personally take a look, how careful …"
She murmured in a low voice.
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